"Ooh... what happened..." I groaned. My whole body felt weird. Then I realized I couldn't feel my fingers. Then I realized I didn't have any. "WHAAAAAAAA! WHAT ON EARTH IS GOING ON?" I screamed. I had transformed into... a horse? No... that wasn't right... not a horse, but... something similar... a... pony?

"Hello? Is somepony in here? Hello?" came the voice of someone else. I realized I was in a dark room. I tried to summon a candle, but instead of a candle, a glow began to emanate from above my head. I tried to look at it, but it kept moving, just out of sight.

"I'm in here! Um... I'll open this door!" I called. Clearly I'd been teleported to a different world, though I had no idea why I was a pony. I tried to walk over to the door, but kept falling. Then I realized ponies walk on four legs, not two, so I tried it. I got over there no problem, though it felt a little strange. Then I realized: how was I supposed to turn the door knob? I could see one in the light from above my head, but I couldn't figure out how to open it. "Um... how do I open the door?"

"Um... you turn the door knob?" she answered. Well no duh.

"How exactly? I don't exactly have hands to grab it with..." I answered. Then I heard her gasp.

"Did you say... hands?" she exclaimed. "Are you a human? Are you from Canterlot High? What are you doing here, how did you get here, and why are you in my castle?"

"Uh... yes, I said hands, I was human, now I appear to be a pony, I am not from "Canterlot High", even if I was old enough for high school, I wouldn't be, um, my brother cast a spell from another universe and I just... showed up here." I answered. Then the door opened, and I saw a purple pony with a dark purple mane and tail, with pink highlights. And what appeared to be tattoos on her butt. She also had a horn on her head. A unicorn? I'd heard of unicorns, but they were said to be extinct... well, in my universe, anyways. I wondered how common they were here when something occurred to me. "I'm a unicorn, aren't I?"

"Um... yes... you are. And, you're a filly... how old are you?"

"Um... 10... I think... Emerald and I haven't really talked about it that much, so I'm not sure. Wait, why did I say Emerald? Why am I calling Emerald Emerald? WHY CAN'T I SAY HIS NAME RIGHT?" I started to panic.

"Whoa, now. Calm down. My name is Twilight Sparkle, and I'm the Princess of Friendship. What's your name?"

"Um... Harvest Blaze... WHAT. I CAN'T EVEN SAY MY OWN NAME RIGHT? WHAT IS GOING ON HERE." I cried, frustrated. First Jack, now me? Why did I keep calling ponies by these weird names? Ack, I did it again... um... be right back.

Author's Note

Yeah, I'm doing it. She's being forced into using pony-speak while speaking to ponies. Though I have a plan for her to use human-speak... sort of.