Hello? is this on Twilight? It is? Right, thank you Twilight.

Ahem, hello there! I'm Ivory Locket, or as you all know me; Ivory Scroll. Twilight thought it would be nice to record the whole story on tape of how we all got together, Twilight and I and now the big guy over there got together to form a herd.

In my entire life I never thought I would not only be in a relationship with a Princess of my country, but also a human from another world. Its bizarre even for me and I'm well over a hundred years old, so it would be best to start from the beginning.