Author's Note

Woah slow down there partner I need to explain some stuff before you start reading.

First of all I am NOT as old or the way I actually am portrayed in this story. Reason being is that I came up with concept of how this story starts with a scenario I thought up a couple weeks ago during a very slow school day.

Second I decided to bring back up this old concept I had, I read a bunch of magic users in equestria along side people taking over another persons body in Equestria fics recently for the reason, but I scrapped what I already wrote because I wanted to start over fresh with my newly updated writing skills.

(P.S. I'm terrible at writing intros and dialouge so could someone help me with that in the future as it would be very handy.)

-Happy Hunting

Spellbound for Eques

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Walking into the office I see a women sitting at an oak wood desk, she stares at me with a scrutinizing gaze but I show no discomfort or nervousness, doing so could cost me points towards the job. After introducing myself and giving her my resume I just sit and wait while she reads.

Looking up from my folded hands after hearing my potential employer setting down my resume, I see her taking off her red reading glasses and setting them down gently on her desk. She looks at me with a leveled gaze while folding her hands on her desk she then takes a small breath and presents me with the same exact word for word line I've heard from the last twenty or so people that have interviewed me.

"I'm sorry sir but we have no need for an engineer or physics expert here, hopefully you understand Mr. Hixon," she say to me with a clearly fake smile.

Putting on my own smile I replied in kind, "Of course I understand perfectly," I stand up along with her and put up my resume in my suit case as I pick it up.

She shakes my hand and I bid her a good day while silently raging in my head while stepping out the door towards my pickup truck.

After getting back to my apartment and Put up my suit in my suitcase along side my resume I put it on my desk as I pass it to get to my sofa. Before sitting down on the old piece of furniture I grab my PS4 controller along with my TV remote from the side table next to my couch I then pop in Red Dead Redemption 2 disc into my PS4.

After sitting down and letting the game load I begin to examine what's been recently going on in my life like the paranoid and forgetful bastard that I am.

'That was my last major job opportunity as an engineer or a possible physics expert, I literally read up on that company to make sure I could get the job, but nope the universe had to royally fuck me apparently. *Sigh* okay calm down Jevin getting mad won't help just gotta roll with the punches, but still, was all that work for a masters degree in engineering and physics really worth it?'

Just as I was about to continue my inner rant the game finished loading but that was not what had my attention it was this oppressive feeling of power coming to the right of me and the sudden feeling of someone's arm on my back.

Turning my head to the side led me to see something I thought impossible or only in dreams.

The chimera of chaos himself, "Discord,"

He turned his head to me with his signature smug expression and said, "That's me, a quick explanation is in order isn't it? Don't answer that, I was messing around in your dimension when I came across you while you where in that dreadfully boring interview so while you were twiddling your thumbs waiting for her to finish reading I looked into your personality traits and forefront memories and I saw potential in you, I then decided to wait till you were alone in a private spot so I converse with you,"

"That was awfully blunt, quick, and you're acting uncharacteristically of what I heard of you," I said with a raised brow not caring to his close proximity.

"Well my dear boy, that is because I'm currently in a hurry so I will make this quick, I basically want to make a deal with you and be on my way back home to my Equestria,"

'Pulling the multiverse and my knowledge into play he probably has all the time he wants and really wants to head back because of a tea party with fluttershy or something, you now what, fuck it, I'm in the presence of one of my hero's and I want to see where this goes, hell I got nothing better to do.'

"So what's the deal?" I inquire to him

"A new life as a ancient war mage, of course you won't be in my Equestria you will be heading to one where I got the relic in the deal came from, that and I just want to give another me a source of chaos while stoned because without even a trickle of chaos we could die," He simply states.

"So what do I do to accept your deal?"

Looking at me with a look of mischief in his eye he says, "All you have to do is take this staff, word of warning before you do. it will change your body on a fundamental level and you will become ageless in the process as well as having access to a multitude of spells that reaches the hundred thousands mark. Don't worry though, because a lot of your attributes will carry over as the process takes effect,"

In the air in front of me hovers an oak wood staff wrapped in rings of metal at certain points and leather that blended seamlessly with the staff along with a topaz at the top that looks like the staff grew around the topaz.

Looking at Discord I ask, "Will I be in a safe place as I recover from the inevitable pain that will most likely come with my new body?"

"Yes you will be in a safe area while your recover but don't worry I will leave some you some goodies near you while nothing comes near you, I wouldn't want my newest entertainer killed too soon would I, now just grab the staff and give it a name and you will black out as the staff remakes your body,"

Looking forward towards the staff I stand up and grab it I then say the following lines before going unconscious.

"Staff I shall now call you,"

Thinking of a name that gives it meaning and is half meme-ish I proceed to say, "Ya-yeet,"

after saying its new name I soon fell to the floor, only for discord to catch me, while I hear him faintly say good luck as the dark fully claims me.