The man has been walking in this forest for about 2 seconds and he is still riling up that the fact that he is stuck in a strange new world,he hit his head and, that after that he wanted no more than being an annoying comedian that annoys the bone out of people(or anything which helps)he has developed an weird feeling of weirdness ever since he was a child so he was determined to make the world a living dreamland because of what he's mother said "You can be whatever you want": to which he replied of being a comedian, clown, weirdo and a annoying prick to every one he meets.

He was bored out of his mindset so he decided to tell himself a joke with his two hands

"Oh man where am i?"the right ahnd questioned
"oh you'r on a runnin 'forrest'"the left hand joked to it's biological brother

As he strolled to himeself he thought to himself of how he was lost in the forest he was making jokes on how trees fell because they were 'high' the next thing he know was he fell in to the forest and got lost. "oh man this forest has alot of trees and a birch ain't one of these trees" he thought to himself

As he strolled in he notice a smoke hanging in the air and he suddenly realized he was "Fired " of being a comedian and also realized he found a hermit in the forest, as he walked to the directionof where the smoke trailing from he noticed "tomahawk" zebra holding somekind of herbs using her mouth"How do i know it's a her i ask"He thought to himself"well cause of her 'tomahawk' skills reminds me of a kid being forced to do a haircut...aaannnddd she saw me"and now shes running to her 'shack' i don't know why she's intimidated by me maybe because of the scary mask im wearing now, or the fact that im wearing a custome called 'clown suit' which involves clown make-up and a Scaredypants pants...Oh man she reminds me of rambo running away from a bomb

Oh, shes now has a 'broomstick'and now slowly 'creeding' into action, so i retreated silently before she pounces me with the stick "why does she have a broomstick but i don't"I thought to myself, and backed out

Maybe i should just go and run in the Forrest "HEHE,GUMP,HEHE"i giggled at the thought,althought the forest is eerie there's nothing but a good ole 'joker' can handle

hmmm maybe i should go to the north, maybe things won't go south, And i don't even have a compass.

As i headed north i notice some odd things, first is why is their no people in this place and second is why am i always making fun of everything"What is this place?"i thought to myself "Well atleast there's no north veitnamese from rambo"I Joked to myself again,and strolled past that once again

Meanwhile in his thought's
Oh man we were just about to hit the 'jack pot' and suddenly i'm in this world that the air smells funny and weird ,i just wanted to backflip into a pool then i fell in this world, and i don't even know what is going to happen with my 'grandmama' when she can't file her papers, what will happen to her?
Oh man i wished i have a dictionary so i can traslate what the 'earth' is saying to the forest because this forest is weird mainly because of the thorns and every bad-nice...okay if i can just calm down i woul-

10 min later

OH NO OH NO OH NO,IM LOST, THATS IT IM LOST WHAT AM I GONNO DO HERE OH HERE WE GO AGAIN GONNA CUE THE VIETNAM JOKES AGAI-

After calming down

Okay im gonna go to the direction i was heading im gonna calm down and not panic just because im lost...okay i got this

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As i walked far into the north i noticed the forest has an eerie chicken snake which is exactly i am facing away now and hiding from now on, the snake reminded me of the 'chupacabra' somehow and how reptilian it's scales are and how i 'Chickened out of the scene' is entirely emberassing and snuck out and ran.

But as he snuck out the Snake hissed it's togue as thought trying to detect me in it's sight so i should be careful of where i step, i got lucky cause the first thing i saw as i survey my areas was a stick and i almost stepped on it and almost go my self on a 'sticky' situations as i snuck away from the chicken-snake i ran to the first sight of civilization

As i ran aimlessley my heart beating, my breath inhaled and exhaled sharply as i decided to climb the flawless looking hilltop with trees on it's top "Weird and perfect place to rest for once" i thought to myself.

As i reached the top of the hill i saw a barn-house "Does shaun the shep live here?Or does his master is gone."i questioned the sight i was seeing, to make sure my eyes weren't decieving me i rubbed it and it is still there which confirmed my suspicion on my lower body

"i'm hungry" i exclaimed to myself, As i formulate a plan on how to 'borrow' the apple's i surveyed the landscape and said to myself once again"i need to stop talking to myself and just think about it"

Time traveling(5 min l8r) in the future i noticed a rows of fences and noticed another feature...rows of carefully planted apples,"man,the people who plants these apples must be 'hardcore' and has a 'crunch' on their tree or something southern"i Joked to myself again and i retreated back to the forest and rest for a while and ruminating on what happend to these past events
"man, if i ever encounter snake-chickens again,i need to eggsercise" i joked to myself and rested

Author's Note

What am i doing with my life

Just some random thought's