Unlogical things

by Twilight star

Rating: everyone
Tags: Random, Pinkie Pie, Twilight Sparkle, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Spike, Comedy
Length: 1045

Twilight Sparkle wants to always see everything from the side of logic and sense. But, what happens when somepony breaks a law of physics?

Twilight Sparkle wants to always see everything from the side of logic and sense. But, what happens when somepony breaks a law of physics?

Published 2018-12-03 01:50:01 UTC
Last updated 2018-12-03 01:50:01 UTC

the Pinkie Pie Logic

Twilight left the oak library to enjoy the day in Ponyville. All the ponies greeted her and Twilight greeted back.She liked living in ponyville because it is a simple town, and the ponies were not displayed, unlike those of Canterlot, she about knew this because she lived there before. But now she lives in ponyville.

She was so happy walking, she did not even see when Pinkie Pie saw her and ran to greet her.

"Hey Twilight !!" Shouted Pinkie Pie .

Twilight jumped back scared and replied:

"Pinkie? where did you come from ?!"

"Well, I was jogging happily when I saw you passing, so I thought: I'm going to say hello to my friend," Pinkie replied with a big similes and eyes closed.

"But do you have to give hi yelling?" Asked Twilight Sparkle a bit irritating.

"Sorry, I could not help myself, I was very happy to see one of my friends," Pinkie Pie said, still smiling but with eyes open.

"Hey, are you going to eat something at Sugarcube Corner now?" Asked Pinkie.

"Well ... I had not eaten anything before leaving home, so yeah," Twilight Answered

"OK!" Pinkie Pie Said Joyfully.

Twilight sat down at the Sugarcube Corner table, while waiting for her order, she had ordered a lemon cupcake.

"Here it is!" Pinkie Pie said as she brought the cupcake on a plate over her head while jumping up to the table where Twilight Sparkle was sitting.

Twilight was in shock!How did the cupcake and the dish not get unbalanced and dropped? this does not make sense ! This is logically and physically impossible.

Pinkie Pie put the plate with the lemon cupcake on the table and then sat down with Twilight, She saw the shock face of her and began to worry a little.

"Are you okay, Twilight?" Asked Pinkie Pie a little concerned about her friend.

"How ... how ... how did you do that ...?" Asked Twilight still in shock.

"Um?" Asked Pinkie Pie now confused.

"How did the plate and the cupcake not get out of balance and fell on the floor?" Twilight Sparkle replied, no longer shocked, but nervous and confused by what she just witnessed in front of her.

"I'm just random, so I can only do things do nonsense things," Pinkie Pie replied, laughing a little with eyes closed.

"But that does not explain and it's not an answer!" Twilight said a little irritated.

Twilight had already finished eating the cupcake and was already back in his library. She was picking up and looking at all the books about how somepony could break physics and logic.

"No,no,no,no!" Said Twilight repeatedly as he searched desperately for books on how a pony broke the laws of physics.

Many books were all played in every corner, almost every book in the oak library was lying on the floor, there was almost no book on the shelf.

"URGH!!" She screamed out, throwing another book on the floor.

She knew she would never throw a book on the floor or treat a book so badly.but today she would make an exception, because she was looking in every book about how a pony could break the laws of physics and logic but was not finding anything.

"Twilight, what are you looking for in the books? Can I help you?" Spike asked as he approached Twilight.

"Hi Spike. I'm trying to find a book about how someone breaks physics." Twilight Sparkle told his helper number one.

"Uh-huh. What do you mean?" Spike asked, now confused by the response he had just received.

"Well, when I went to Sugarcube Corner, I ordered a lemon cupcake and Pinkie Pie brought me what I ordered, but when she brought the cupcake was on the plate over her head and did not fall while she was jumping to the table I was sitting." Twilight responded.

"And then you decided it was pointless and it was logically and physically impossible." Spike concluded

"Yes. Could you help me find a book about how a pony breaks the law of physics and logic ?" Twilight asked hopefully.

"Twilight, you know how Pinkie is, she's random, she does impossible things that no pony could do." Spike said.

"But that's the problem: There's no sense!"

"Twilight, please believe me and my words: Pinkie is random and does impossible things that no pony can and can not do." There is no answer as to how she can do that," Spike interjected as she embraced Twilight.

Twilight was thoughtful of what Spike had spoken to her, and the answer was stuck in her head:

"Twilight, please believe me and my words Pinkie is random and does impossible things that no pony can do and can not do."

She knew she had to trust her assistant because he always spoke the truth, but she trusted the books to help her in situations like the one she is going through at that moment.

Her rational part, wanted her to continue trying to find an answer to this problem. But her emotional part wanted her to just trust what Spike said and gave up finding the solution to this problem.

She was having an inner conflict over who she should trust: the books or Spike?

Her rational part asked her to trust the books, because they always have facts in which they are true and that would never be and is not a lie in what is written. But her emotional part wanted her to trust Spike in what he was saying, after all, Spike is his friend, and he would never lie to her.

As much as she liked to look in books to find the answers to her problems, she decided to trust the words of her assistant.

Twilight then made her decision. She went to her desk, took out a parchment, an inkpot and a feather, and began to write:

"Dear Princess Celestia, Today I learned that Pinkie Pie is a random pony, and has no answer on how she can do it.
Your faithful student Twilight Sparkle."

Author's Note

So this is my first fanfic. I'm sorry if my English is not good. English is not my original language.