Crazy's Wild Ride

by unbounded

Stupid x Plan

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So, as it turns out, the only thing staring at Crazy was a pastel colored pony. Just one creature, one that he had no intention of getting close too. He had started running based of of reflex due to his training. Also, he screamed like a banshee when he started running. He had completely forgot that the natives were all equine creatures. After all, he only stayed in the forest for the past two months. He heard shouting behind him. "Hey..." The voice was clearly female and keeping up with him.

Crap, I did not think it would be able to tail me at these speeds! I wont be able to maintain this speed much longer, I need a plan! Crazy was running at his maximum speed but still knew something was catching up, and fast. He could hear her slicing through the air above him. Crazy did what he knew how to do, he activated zetsu and changed directions, all while staying out of sight. Crazy knew that if he was captured, his life was over. He turned around from his position to see his opponent. She was a Pegasus with a grey coat, yellow mane, and was cross eyed. He was not so sure that she could even see him at the time. He felt a bit guilty by running away from her...

Alas, it meant nothing to him, he was still going to run away. After all, she was still faster than him. He ran in the opposite direction not giving her the chance to correct her trajectory. He knew that he would still be able to be seen if he ran in the same direction, so he took a detour to the right.

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Crazy had been running for around 10 minutes now, picking up small rocks during the run just in case he saw anything worthy of being called dinner. He had slowed down considerably to a much more reasonable pace and speed so he did not eat away all of his stamina at once. He saw a rather high hill in the distance. Seems like a reasonable place to take a look at where I am. He ran to the peak of the hill with relative ease. What he saw made him feel like a complete idiot for not noticing, an entire town was right next to him. Crazy was considered somebody to get lost easily, but come on! He was sure now that he had literally ZERO sense of direction.

Crazy observed the town further to see if there was anything interesting about it. Until he saw a bunch of pastel colored ponies walking about the town. Oh yeah... The people are all colorful ponies. Yeah, I have definitely lost my marbles. I'm pretty sure I already noticed. After all, I do call myself Crazy... Crazy was now entirely sure his living predicament was going to be rough from this point forwards due to the Pegasus telling everyone about him.

Good news is, at least there is a new landmark for me to remember not to visit... The newly fallen tree. Also, I'm a coward. Come on! What will one cross eyed talking pony do to you? Other than put a hole in your stomach... Oh yeah... Crazy remembered the death of his friend Pajamas. He regretted bringing it up with himself. Crazy remembered how he even passed the test in the first place.

God damn it. The only reason I passed that test was because I was just in the right place at the right time. When will I ever do anything for myself. Hell, the only reason I got this far was because of Killua. Problem being that he is gone... Crazy regained his senses and came up with a solution to his problem.

First off, I will have a very obvious solution to my problem. I will live deeper in the woods! That way I am not having the immediate risk of death or capture! Or death from capture! Crazy stopped as he realized something with this plan. It was boring. Crazy did not like to do boring things as stupid as it sounds. He likes to do high risk, high reward plans. The idea he had in mind was not a very smart one. In fact, there was a high risk of it failing miserably.

Crazy was going to steal a bunch a stuff while they slept. Crazy was sure that he would most likely have no use for any of the stuff he would take. Crazy was going to go and steal crap until he realized that he was going to wait until sundown.

Well what better way to wait until sundown than train your REN! Crazy sighed realizing the voice in his head was right. He decided that he was not going to miss out on all of the fun, he would train his REN the old fashioned way. In a fight! Crazy ran into the forest outputting his REN actively searching for something to fight. Again, another stupid move on his part. Crazy was running normally until he realized that there was an opening in the leaves. He charged into it, eager to see the other side, lacking all caution whatsoever. This was a big mistake as soon he found himself falling off of a cliff. He jumped at the final part though.

"WHAT NO! I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT GRAVITY!" Crazy shouted as he plummeted to his doom. He realized that he was being launched forward from his jump as well and was going to go splat against a giant tree. Crazy did what he does best in this situation, stop and think of a crazy, risky, and undeniably stupid plan. He looked at the tree again and saw that it was leading into the small village he encountered just before, and that it had windows. He had a plan. He activated his ren so that he would be hurt the least as he was going to kick his way through the tree. Stupid plan right?

Surprisingly his plan worked, and Crazy now wished now that it did not work. As of now he was staring into the large eyes of six pastel colored ponies in front of him. "This does not look good here, um... AH!" Crazy was lifted off of the floor by a purple aura. Crazy had to think fast, and run fast, or he was toast. He threw a small rock at the purple unicorn that was using its horn. It was kicked out of the air by the one with a hat, but it was too late. It had made the purple unicorn lose focus and drop him.

He did not need a second warning, he was already running as fast as he could. As it seemed, most of them could keep up with him and then some. He turned to every alleyway that he saw in hopes of losing them, none of it was working due to the pink one showing up out of the most unorthodox of locations and warning the others of his own. WAIT A MINUTE, I KILLED THE PINK ONE BACK AT THE FIRST PHASE OF THE TEST! THAT'S NOT GOOD AT ALL! How is she alive? I AM SO DEAD! Crazy had all of these questions running through his mind. There was a open door to a house at he next turn, he paid it no mind.
Just to clarify, Crazy did not turn and go in the house, he meant to run past it. But while passing by it he heard a certain set of words. "STAR PLATINUM, THE WORLD!" In the next moment he was in the darkness of the house not moving with the door to the house closed. Crazy observed his surroundings, he was in a long since abandoned home. There was a man in the shadows. "Shh!" Said the man in the shadows.

"No way!"

"Good grief. Its me, Jotaro."

"I know that, we need to run!"

"Calm down, we are safe in here. I have yet to be captured by those annoying little horses in this location. It seems that they choose to avoid this place for some odd reason."

"By the way, how did you do that? Your star platinum thingy?"

"You mean this?" A ghost or seemed to float out of the side of his body.

"What the hell is that Jotaro!"

"Its a Stand, weird. Are you a stand user."

"Not that I am aware of..."

"Strange, only other stand users are supposed to see this thing, but who knows. Those ponies were able to see my stand, you are not one of them are you?" Jotaro's stand threateningly looked ready to punch the crap out of Crazy.

"I'm not one of them! If I was, I wouldn't be running from those freaks!" Crazy said to Jotaro.

"I'm going to need more than that, where did we first meet."

"The mess hall!" Crazy said loudly, but not really because he did not want to blow their cover. Jotaro's stand went back inside of him.

"Sorry about that, what happened to you to get those 6 annoying horses coming after you?"

"I don't wanna talk about it... Its been a long day." Crazy said in a stressed tone.

"I am a bit on edge about everything that has been happening in these past two months. I still can't find a way out of the town despite the amount of time I have been here. They know that I am here. Its like they were waiting for something..." That's when something clicked in Crazy's mind.

"Shit! We have to leave now! Something is coming for us and soon! You ask just the right questions my friend! One of the ponies is coming and they are going to be able to catch us!"

"That's a rather bold assumption, I don't think we should draw conclusions so soon-" Jotaro was cut off by a banging on the doors. The doors would not hold for much longer. "Shit, they are coming in! Crazy lets fight them!" Jotaro turned around to see that Crazy had already ran away. "Tch. I should have not trusted that brat-" Jotaro would have continued but he was shoved from behind by Crazy.

"PUNCH A HOLE THROUGH THAT WALL JOTARO OR WE BOTH DIE! I CANT FIGHT AND RUN AT THE SAME TIME COME ON!" Jotaro quickly broke the wall down, it collapsed the house behind them. "Good now lets get out of here!" They both started running with what little time they gained from that distraction. Crazy stopped for a moment.

"What the hell are you doing! We need to run!" Shouted Jotaro. Crazy was taking off his 100 kilo vest. He did not know how that he had forgot to take it off, the only explanation behind it was that he was just so used to it being there. The vest landed on the ground with a loud thud.

"Yeah, sorry. I was being weighed down by that vest. Lets go!" Crazy ran, almost accidentally leaving Jotaro in the dust. Jotaro grabbed on with his stand. Crazy did not seem to notice the extra weight of Jotaro at the moment. Crazy continued to run until he saw a bridge leading to the outskirts of town. Crazy had noticed Jotaro on his back. "I need you to get rid of that bridge over there Jotaro. If we destroy the bridge they will have trouble getting to us. It will buy us some more time." Jotaro got off when they crossed the bridge to outside of the town.

Jotaro used his stand to destroy the bridge. Crazy spoke to him. "Looks like we have some time to breath in peace, lets head into the forest."

"Yeah." They proceeded to walk int the woods and set up camp for the rest of the day.

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Both Jotaro and Crazy had fallen asleep in the woods, there was a rustle in the bushes.

Crazy awoke at the sound and spoke.

"SHIT! THIS IS NOT GOOD JOTARO WAKE UP!"

Jotaro did not wake up.

To be continued...

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