As you might know, the right pony in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. The basic plot of every FoE fic. This takes place whenever, when the stable pon is out and aboot. Don't worry I won't do something enormously contrived like meet her for no reason.

This will probably be never finished, and it will probably never be as good as I want it to be, but if I ever do get back to writing, I will take the knowledge that I do have now and use it to make this not a godawful mess.

For now at least, have fun reading a terrible pile of fetid inexperience and incomplete chapters!
Sex tag, mainly tongue in cheek humor, still NSFW an crap.
Gore, par for the course for this kind of story.