Life amidst the others

PLEASE NOTE: The first person view is now in Shane's perspective back on Earth.

"I got you, bitch, right where I want you too, magic does not exist here," I smirked.

Neither of us were ponies, we were both naked. The box happened to take us to the middle of some town in the country I lived in, the good ol' United States. It was quite awkward because I was laying on top of a Princess who appeared to be around my age, we were both bare naked, and looked like we were 'doing it' out in public. It was not pleasant to be seen by this many people at a time like this.

"So, these figurines are what you call humans, huh? Not much of a pleasant sight," Celestia said trying to get on all fours.

"I wouldn't be so cocky, you appear to have transformed into one yourself on the travel over here," I said as I got up to stretch my body back onto its two legs.

She saw that she was no longer a pony, but rather a human female. Her hair looked exactly like her mane. She still had her crown; however it resembled nothing in this world. She for some reason took the transformation rather subtly than I did when I transformed into a pony. A crowd of people started to gather around us.

"Perhaps we should discuss this somewhere else?" I asked her.

"I don't see what the big de-" She said, but I stopped her from talking and tugged on her arm.

"I can't walk on two..." Celestia said but paused trying to think of the term.

"The term is 'legs', and just go on all fours if you have to, we need to find a less crowded place,"

Celestia struggled to even more on all fours, her hands and feet didn't feel as comfortable as hooves and slowed her down. I came to the nearest intersection to look at what city or town we were in. New York City, crap.

"I know where we are, and I have a friend that lives here, we'll stay at his place for now, then we can discuss further upon this matter," I told her.

While still struggling to move along, we managed to escape the crowd of people. I bet at least half of them were males trying to look at Celestia.

"You know this would have just been easier if you two would have never mentioned hu..." Celestia said as I interrupted her.

"Just shut up," I replied.

We continued walking to my friend's house, New York City may be big, but when you know some routes without crowds of people, you would desperately need to take them.

"Come on, it's just down the street beyond this alleyway fence," I said.

"It's too high for me, can't we go around?" She complained.

"It's our only option if we don't want to draw more attention," I replied.

"I really don't get the big deal with..." I interrupted her again.

"Just grab my damn hand," I said.

"What's a hand?" She replied.

"OH FOR FUCKS SAKE, Grab what you call a hoof!" I said extending my right hand out to her.

Celestia extended her hand out, thank god ponies had the ability to twist their wrist on their hoof or I'd have to explain to her how to grab my hand in mass detail. I pulled her up and Celestia manages to barely fall off the other end of the fence without inflicting any injuries to herself.

"No cars are nearby, let's go!" I said while Celestia was trudging on her limbs.

"What's a car?" She asked.

"See, this is exactly how humans react when they end up in your world, no human would know anything about the planet you live on," I said in reply.

We made it to his house, and luckily he was home. We could actually have a temporary living place until we got some things sorted out.

"Celestia, I want you to hide behind me, I don't want any 'exclusive' details being exposed," I told her.

"What is that supposed to mean?" She asked in a curious way.

"Just do it, for the love of God... You know what, don't ask what God is either because you wouldn't understand," I said ringing the doorbell.

I could hear footsteps approaching the door. It was my friend John, luckily he was still sober.

"Hey man, how's it going? What's that a new fashion trend?" He said only making me blush with embarrassment.

"Hey, umm... Me and my 'girlfriend' need a place to stay and some clothes to wear,"

"What's a gir-" She asked before I interrupted.

"God, you're fucking curious," I replied.

"Yeah Shane, you really know how to get all the bitches, come on in, I think I got something for you two to wear and a place to stay," He said impressed.

"Hey, why is your girlfriend crawling on the floor?" John came over to me and whispered.

"It's uh... she has a handicap, she can't stand up properly, it was given to her since birth," I answered

"I'm sorry about that, mate," he replied.

"Can you show me to the room we can stay in and some clothes we can wear," I asked.

He led me to his spare room he lets his guests sleep in, there was only one bed though, a queen bed. That means both me and Celestia have to sleep in it together. John got some clothes out for me and Celestia; he reluctantly had some female clothes that his mom had before she passed away.

"You two get comfortable now alright, by the way, I never got her name," John said.

"Oh, I am Prin-" She tried to speak but I interrupted her once more.

"Her name is Valerie," I replied.

"Nice to meet you Valerie,"

After ten minutes of talking I finally convinced him to give us some alone time, however he took it in the wrong way.

"WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM SENDING HUMANS TO EQUESTRIA?!" I shouted quiet enough to not let the sound leave the confines of the room.