The Hazards of Diplomacy

by MrWriterWriter

Rating: mature
Tags: Spike, Comedy, Sex, Zecora, Anthro, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Other, Romance, Porn
Length: 2122

Diplomat Rule No.1: Be careful 'who' you send, and 'where'

After a years-long hiatus, the Zebralands have opened their boarders back up, and Spike is picked to visit in a diplomatic function.

However, in her eagerness to reconnect with the Zebras, Celestia forgets a few key details about that particular country. Especially concerning the locals themselves.

Spike is gonna learn what those details are. First-hand.

Contains: playful femdom, slight bondage, public sex, mild dub-con, and various playful kinks

Published 2023-02-11 02:10:02 UTC
Last updated 2023-02-11 02:10:02 UTC

Road Trip

"Zecora!" Spike called out, skidding to a stop at the zebra mare's house. "Zecora, you won't believe the news!"

"Hm?" Zecora poked her heard out of the window. "Judging by your delight, your news must be quite the sight."

"It's the Zebralands; they've finally declared it safe to reopen their boarders!"

Zecora's eyes slowly widened. "Th-they've reopened...?" She looked like she couldn't decide whether she wanted to cry or shriek in joy.

He couldn't really blame her. From what Princess Celestia had said, it'd happened when he was still a hatchling; they'd been hit with with a nasty Hiccupupup epidemic, a long-lasting and extremely contagious form of the hiccups. While it wasn't lethal, it did leave you miserable, sore, and exhausted. And like the regular version, curing it, and the cure's effectiveness, varied from case to case. So they felt it best to just put themselves under quarantine to keep from spreading it.

After all these years, the illness had apparently finally puttered out and they were hoping to catch up with their old friends.

"Yep, and guess who she's asked to go as a diplomat?" He grinned and polished his claws on his chest. He'd nearly choked on his sandwich when Celestia said that; something about how while things were improving between the dragons and ponies, they tended to normally get along a little better with the zebras. So that made him the logical choice to represent Equestria in getting them reacquainted with each other.

"Spike..." She quickly rushed outside, not even bothering to get dressed. "Might I bear you company?" She asked, almost pleadingly. "My homeland I've not been, since I was a teen. But now my family again I can see!"

"Uh...s-sure. Don-don't see why not." He stammered, trying to keep his eyes from drifting to her voluptuous, and currently naked figure. "Somepony who kn-knows about the place would help, so I don't made a faux pa-!" He was cut off by a squeal of delight, followed by her wrapping him up in a hug Pinkie Pie would be proud of.

"THANK YOU!" She cried out, nuzzling him like an excited filly.

"No..prob-problem...!" He rasped out. 'Ignore her boobs, Spike! Ignore her boobs!'

The idea made sense to Celestia as well, since she didn't see any need to deny Zecora the chance to see her old home after so long. The girls agreed to check in on her place every so often and, after making sure Spike would write them while he was there, said their goodbyes as the train pulled away.

As Ponyville disappeared behind them, Spike took out the map Twilight had given him. "Ok, the Zebralands are way south of Equestria, so we're gonna take the line going past the Badlands and Forbidden Jungle. Which means we have a few days on the rails ahead of us." He put the map up and turned to his traveling companion. "So...Zecora, what all can you tell me about the place?"

She sighed wistfully. "Though I know not what is new, when last I was there it was a beauty quite true. Follow rolling savannah to where it met jungle loam; only small towns, the largest not much bigger than your home."

"Sounds pretty nice."

"Indeed. My mother's garden was her work, while Father made medicine and other things to ease hurt." She smiled. "All I learned before Everfree, I learned at his knee. No siblings had I, and was the apple of their eye. We lived in a rocky alcove 'gainst jungle loam...no wonder Everfree felt like home."

"Guess that'll be one of our first stops then." Spike chuckled a little. "Anything I should keep watch for when we get there?"

She mulled over where to begin, straightening out her sarong in the process. "While not all that hot, very wet gets the air. As such, common it would be to go mostly bare. Wearing as much as you do..." She gestured to the button-up shirt and pants he was wearing, "...a fool they'd think you."

"Right...so, just shorts then?"

"Approximately so. Although..." Zecora started to say something, but a look of confusion crossed her. "There was one more thing...but no bells can I ring."

"Maybe it'll come to you along the way." He patted her shoulder.

"Perhaps." She replied, watching the plains and fields of central Equestria disappear behind them as the train edged around the Everfree.

The two sat there for a bit, taking in the view when Spike snapped his finger. "Geeze, I nearly forgot! Twilight said to make sure I knew what the culture's like. Is there a specific way I should act or talk?"

Zecora laughed softly. "There is no need to put on any airs. For deception or evasion, zebras have little cares." She gave him a light look before continuing. "Of our different wealth, a word of warning; unlike Equestria, do not count on gems in the morning."

"That doesn't sound good." He always felt like he had to stuff himself after a couple of days without gems, so this was gonna be tricky.

"Of other things your diet must subsume, for there will be few gems for you to consume. Due to this, dragon visits are few; and of strength and honor those who have are seen true."

"Something tells me Garble was never there." He chuckled. "What kind of festivals or holidays are there? Odds are we'll be there long enough for a few."

"Each village has festivals diverse and unique, though some are in common for all to speak." She took a look out the window. "At this speed the time of our arrival/will be just in time for the Phantom Festival."

"Ph-Phantom...?" Spike gulped slightly.

"In a cave near to home lie ruins of a town. Not for origins but for haunting it is reknown. The Phantom Festival reminds those ghosts that might moan, of an agreement to leave each other alone."

"Oh, a live and let live deal, huh?" Spike relaxed a bit. "If it is haunted, I'll stay as far away as they want me to."

Zecora giggled. "You are not the only one. There are others I'd heard of, but my parents said I was too young. Mayhaps if we're lucky, we might see them begun." She bit her lip a little as her gaze lingered on him some. 'And possibly do more than just 'attend', if I remember them right.'

First Impressions

More than a week had passed since the train had left Ponyville, along with a couple of hours in stopovers while the train refueled. Thick woods gave way to the deserts and mesas near Appleoosa. Eventually, the sands gradually shifted to vast grassy plains. Given how excited Zecora was becoming when they entered it, it was a safe bet that they had been nearing her native home.

"My home range..." She said, a look of utter joy crossing her face when the train crossed into a savanna. Spike could see a small group of zebra stallions not far off, looking like they were digging a well or foundation for something. The moment they saw the train, the whole group whooped in excitement. He figured the fact that they weren't closed off anymore was still sinking in. In the distance another pair was chasing off something that resembled a bigger than normal armadillo. "...I see no change."

"Is that good?" He asked while the intercom announced they'd be arriving at the station in an hour.

"While familiarity brings past comfort, true, I had thought there might be something new."

"Well, we're still just near the border, so maybe we'll see something while we're here."

"Could be." She looked at him with a smile that, for some reason, made his face heat up a little. "Either way, there's much I'd like for you to see. Now to make better, our wardrobes for the weather."

"Uh, y-yeah." He quickly grabbed something from his bag and went to go change, with Zecora doing the same.

A few minutes later, Spike emerged, wearing a pair of buckmuda shorts. "Zecora, you re-" His voice halted, mostly from his jaw going slack at what greeted him when she returned.

She was wearing a top that was nothing more than a pair of thin cloth straps over her breasts. Just wide enough to conceal her nipples, and crossing behind her back, held up only by the collar she had on. Along with a loincloth that showed the two pieces of cloth on the front and back were all that separated her from total exposure.

If he'd been a little less distracted, he probably would have noticed her eyes widening slightly, along with a lip bite and slight blush dusting her cheeks. "Spike, you're a feast for the eyes, behind your clothes' lies..." Her gaze drifted over his chest and biceps.

"Huh?" He looked down. "Oh, heh. Yeah, Fluttershy liked going to the gym, but she was too nervous about going alone. So..." He gave a mild shrug. "Um...n-nice outfit. It looks good on you."

Her blush darkened a little "Thanks." She did a little twirl, letting the bottom flutter around some. "I wore this when Equestria I first went to see. I was worried the fit would no longer suit me."

'Oh, it most definitely does.' He thought.

Apparently, due to the years of disuse, the international transit stations were in need of repair. So, a temporary station had been set up for them to stop at. It wasn't much; a set of stairs for them to get off the train and a table that worked as the ticket station. A group of the station's staff were there, helping get luggage off and providing any needed transport to one of the nearby towns.

The two made their way off and Zecora spied a set of street markers nearby. "Here, we can check to see where the nearest towns are." She led the way, putting a slight sway in her hips, and rear, as Spike fell in step behind her. A brief glance back had her smirk when she saw him getting distracted a little by it. "Let's see..." She looked at the direction signs.

As they looked at the signs, a pair of zebra stallions stood nearby with a mix of nervousness and awe. "Kenvu...is-is that an unattached mare??" One of them asked, his voice shaking a little.

"I believe so, Zeo." The second, older-looking stallion said. "She has nothing to indicate she is engaged or married."

"But...the dragon with her..." Zeo's jaw dropped when they heard her happily say her home village was less than a couple of hours away.

Kenvu laughed slightly, gently adjusting the wedding band on his finger. "Brave lad, even by dragon standards."

"Wow. Zecora, you weren't kidding about the weather here." Spike looked up. While the warm weather didn't bother him, the humidity was making him feel like he'd just been caught in a drizzle.

"It is not so bad; much better than how it would have been how you were originally clad." She replied, glancing around at the terrain. "If correct these recollections of mine, then we should reach town in a relatively short time..." She trailed off when she spied another mare emerge from around a nearby hill, wearing a tassel top and thong that just barely concealed her.

She blinked when the mare spied Spike and licked her lips, reaching to adjust her tassels. Thinking fast, she whirled around and kissed him, wrapping her arms around his head, and throwing a leg around him.

His eyes widened when he felt her lips on his. 'Z-Zecora's kissing me!?' It didn't help that he felt himself quickly reacting to her pressing against him. If he could, he would've squeaked in surprise when she let out a soft moan along with lightly grinding against him/ 'She...she...!'

The mare paused, looking a little surprised at the sudden affection. After a second of watching them, the surprise turned to a little disappointment and she continued on past them. Zecora peered around Spike to see her walking away before she finally separated.

"Zecora..!" He managed to get out after. "Wha-"

A finger of his lips quickly silenced him. "Later I will explain...though your welcome compliment is most plain." She added, smiling at the considerable tent in his shorts. Spike turned bright red when he saw it, and moved to cover up...only for her to stop him. "In visible arousal there is naught to deride. To awaken such so easy, mares here take as a mark of pride."

"Uh...o-ok..." He replied, confusion lacing his voice. With that, he resumed following her, albeit silently. 'Really hope that explanation comes soon.'