The soap clattered to the shower stall floor. The stallion who had accidentally dropped it glanced behind him, then bent his forelegs, using his mouth to grab the soap, which tasted disgusting. As soon as his teeth clamped down upon the bar, somepony mounted him, their fur sliding arousingly over his own. Their forelegs clamped around his chest, causing him to shiver slightly. He whispered into his ear. "Oh, liking this, are we?" He shook his head, but shivered yet again when something thick prodded his tailhole, he even moaned a little. "Ooooh, I think you are~" He shivered, the soft voice whispering huskily into his ear. The pony, Captain Clopper, a tan unicorn with a random upward-spiked hairstyle. His mane was white at the roots, gradually becoming black at the ends. His cutie mark is a tan hoof holding a censor bar. He shouted "HADOUKEN!!!" as he shoved half his 20-inch breeding spear into the stallion, causing him to scream. "Shhh...." Clopper began pumping his hips, driving his Shaft of Steel in and out. After a minute, he came. Shot upon shot of sticky cream fired into the stallion below Clopper, who sighed in relief at his release. He pulled out, hopping off the stallion. "Well, that was fun. See ya later." Clopper patted him on the back just as a mare guard walked in.

"Captain Clopper, you have been requested to meet with Princess Celestia herself. Come with me now." Clopper nodded at the guard, and walked over to her. She turned around and began to walk. She was wearing the usual golden armor, but, rather then a spear, a baton was secured at her side. Captain Clopper began to follow her, singing a little song that disturbed her greatly:

Little child, come with me to my vannn...
I'll take you to seeeee Pe-ter Paaannnn,
flying...up in the sky,
then I'll take you somewhere where you'll realize whyyyyyyyy.....
Ne-ver, trust, strangers!
They could be a danger!
If you've no ideeea who they are;
Don't follow them, or you could never, see, the light of day again!
And if you man-age to get aw-ayyyyyyy....
the scars on your mind will haunt you forever more,
and if you stayyyyyyy....
They'll turn you into their whore!
And af-ter, all, of this You'll realize whyyyyyyyy.....
Ne-ver, trust, strangers!
They could be a danger!
If you've no ideeea who they are;
Don't follow them, or you could never, see, the light of day again!

He was interrupted by the guard telling him they were there. He stood in front of the heavy-AF steel door. The guard inserted a key into a slot beside the door and twisted it, causing the door to click, and slowly swing open. A steel table with rounded edges greeted them, with two steel chairs on either side of the table. The room was grey stone brick, moss growing in the corners. Celestia was in the far chair, staring at him with a raised eyebrow. He walked forward and sat down in the closest chair. After he got a comfortable as possible, Celestia spoke up. "Good afternoon, Captain Clopper." He leaned back, relaxing in the chair. His dick was standing to attention, still stained white.

"Hey Celestia. Wazzup? Am I getting out and off today, or are you just here to see this~?" He ended the comment with gliding his hooves down the sides of his body, a shit-eating grin on his face. Celestia merely huffed, rolling her pretty pink eyes.

"Yes, you are getting out of prison today, in an hour, in fact. I just wanted to ask you what you're going to do whence you leave?" Clopper leaned forward over the table, resting his head on his forelegs.

"Well, I was going to go back to my job at the Whorsestable, but before that, I was going to relieve your heat." Celestia's eyes widened in surprise. "Yes, I know about your estrus cycle. So, what do you say, Celestia?" She began to sweat, finding herself staring directly at his cum-coated pole. After a minute, she caved.

"F-fine...." He clapped his hooves together.

"Great! Meet me outside when I leave." Celestia got up, and left the room. The guard walked in and began to lead Clopper back into his cell. On the way, he began to sing, and all the prisoners in their cells joined in.

.............................
You don't look liiiiiike,
you belong here.
Did you pinch yourself to seeeeeee,
if you'd waaaaaaaaaake up from a nightmare?
Or could you you still be asleeeeeeep?

I tell myself it's all a dream......
And monsters aren't all they seem......

You took a fall into the Maw where hunger's al-ways pea-king.
All we got for cargo are the meats for feast-ing.
Lots of chomping jaws and rotten teeth for ea-ting.
Button up your coat the submarine is lea-king.

The song suddenly stopped as the guard opened Clopper's cell door. Clopper walked in and sat down on his bed. "You'll be able to leave with your brother in an hour."

"Understood, officer." The guard sighed and left, closing and locking the door behind her. Clopper walked to the cell door. "Who wants to play Words Against Ponies?" A bunch of prisoners shrugged and walked to the bars. "I'll go first." Clopper paused for a second in thought. "First rule of prison: Never _____" In the course of a minute, the five prisoners who were playing raised a hoof in the air. "Okay, tell me."
"First rule of prison: Never stick your dick between the bars."
"First rule of prison: Never say that you're gay."
"First rule of prison: Don't cum on a guard."
"First rule of prison: Never scream 'Yes daddy!' in pleasure."
"First rule of prison: Never say 'Celestia' while masturbating."
Captain Clopper thought about the answers for a minute. "'Celestia' while masturbating wins." The other four groaned. "Okay, his turn." The prisoner thought for a minute......

"When I get out of prison, the first thing I'm going to do will be _____"

Author's Note

The commenters get to answer the last line. simply insert what you are going to do in place of the _____.
I'm only doing this two-chapter sex-tag heavy story because I'll need clop writing skills for later. Tell me what I did wrong.

Play Dwarf Fortress.