DEE BST PNY STRY EVR

by Malevolence + Death

Rating: everyone
Tags: Random
Length: 489

REED TITL

DIS EEZ DA BEEST STRY EVR

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-08-03 21:01:51 UTC

STORI

THIS IS PART OF A CHALLENGE TO WRITE A FANFIC IN HALF AN HOUR WRITING GO!

TWALOT: OMG RURETY YER DRSSES R AMZING

RURETY: AI NOW ND YOO BE JELLYZ

TWALOT: WEEL YOO SELL DAT DRSS TOO MEE

RURETY: NO CUZ YOO UGLIE

TWALOT CRYS AND RUNS AWAY

DA END NAW IZ NOT END

FLOOTERSHE WALKZ EEN

FLOOTERSHE: ZOMG RURETY YOO SO UGLIE

RURETY: Y WOOD YOO SAI DAT TOO MEE

FLOOTERSHE: AWW BOOHOOHOO YOO GUNNA CRI UGLIE BEECH

DA END NAW AI LIED EEZ NAWT ENDZ

APOOLJACKZ WULKZ EEN

APOOLJACKZ: OMG RURETY YOO SO STUPED YOO CUNT BUCK THREEZ. LOLOLOLOL

RURETY KEEPZ CRI-ING

APOOLJACKZ AND FLOOTERSHE LAF

THA ENDZ FO REAL. NOOOPE CLUCK TEEESTA

PEENKEE PI WALKZ EEN

PEENKEE PI: LEETZ THRW A PURTY FER RURETY CUZ SHEE SO UGLIES

EVRYPNY THOT DIS GOOT IDEEA

THEN EVERYPNY KNW RURETY EEZ UGLIES

DEE ENDZ NAW AI LIE

PRT TOO:

RURETY:MI DRSSES R TO AMZNG

RUNBOUGH: AI CUN HULP YOO WIT TAT

RUNBOUGH NUKS RURETYZ SHUP

RURETY: YOO HAVE NLY MAID DEN CLOOR THO

RUNBOUGH: ...AWWW SHEET.

TWALOT: ZO AWSME!!!

MOLETIA: HAW DEED YOO MAIK DEES?

RURETY: AI HVE NO IDEEA!

FLOOTERSHE CUNT'NT BEE THAR THO.

APOOLJACKZ: ....WE R GNG TOO DI.

RUNBOUGH: OKAI DEN.

LEERA: YAIY.

ND DEN DERBY DSTROYD CNTERLAWT

ND EET RAEND BAWN-BAWN CLOWNS

PEENKEE: TLH-FLMS PLS. DEED YOO JST FORGEET ABOOT MEE?

PEENKEE PLLS OAT A MEME ND BEETS MI AWVR THEE HEED WIT EET

MOLETIA: YOO GO TOO MOONZ

DA ENDZ NOP

PART THWEE:

HEY PINKIE SIAD TWAILAT

WHAT.

WHAT IS ME?

I DUNT KNOW. A CUCUMBER?

AND DEN TWALIT DEID AND MOLESTIA ATE A PICKLE.

CHERILLIE HOPPPED ON HER PET UNICYCLE WHOSE NAME WAS TIM.

TIM WAS A GOOD PET. HE WAS VERY BORED. SO HE TURNED INTO MOLEZTIA AND ATE A PICKLE

MOLESHTIA WAS MAD.SO SHE GOT GLAD UND THEI STIRTED A WAR WITH HIMRSALF. AND THEY HAD A BIG PARTY IN THE END THAT WAS SOU EPIK DAT THE HOLE WORLD DEID.

DA IND.

OR IS IT?

YOU SEE TIM NEVER REALLY DID TURN INTO MOLEZIA, HE USED A DISGUISE THAT MADE HIM LOOK LIKE HE TIRNED IN2 MULEZTIA SO THAT YOU THOUGHT HE WIS MILESTIIA. YOU THOUGHT HE WAS HER DODNT YOU?

WHEN IN FAKT IT REALLY WAS HIM BEING HER MAKING YOU TINK THAT HE WAS HER.

AND THEN THEY ALL HAD SCARY BUTT FUN.

THIN THE UNEVERSE WENT BOOM BOOM. AND CHIKENS (NOT SCOOTALOO) FELL FROM TEH CLOWDS.

DEE UND NOP

PURT FOOR:

TWALOT: PONEHS PONEHS PONEHS! WIL YOO EVR GEEV MEH BRAK? JOST LEEV MEH ALON! AI DNT WNT SCRRREEEE BOOT FON WIT YOO GIYS! AIZ JOST WNT TA HAV FON! NUT SCRRREEEE BOOT FON! NU NUT DA ANIS! NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! AW DAT HUR MEH!

RURETY: YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FLOOTERSHE: WEL WEL! LUK WUT WEZ GUTZ HERZ?

RUNBOUGH: SHOOT DA FLOOF OOP!

MOLETIA: JOST FLUUF HUR!

AND DEN RURTY HAD SCURRY BUTT FUNN VVITH ALL THE APPLES

DA END