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STORI
THIS IS PART OF A CHALLENGE TO WRITE A FANFIC IN HALF AN HOUR WRITING GO!
TWALOT: OMG RURETY YER DRSSES R AMZING
RURETY: AI NOW ND YOO BE JELLYZ
TWALOT: WEEL YOO SELL DAT DRSS TOO MEE
RURETY: NO CUZ YOO UGLIE
TWALOT CRYS AND RUNS AWAY
DA END NAW IZ NOT END
FLOOTERSHE WALKZ EEN
FLOOTERSHE: ZOMG RURETY YOO SO UGLIE
RURETY: Y WOOD YOO SAI DAT TOO MEE
FLOOTERSHE: AWW BOOHOOHOO YOO GUNNA CRI UGLIE BEECH
DA END NAW AI LIED EEZ NAWT ENDZ
APOOLJACKZ WULKZ EEN
APOOLJACKZ: OMG RURETY YOO SO STUPED YOO CUNT BUCK THREEZ. LOLOLOLOL
RURETY KEEPZ CRI-ING
APOOLJACKZ AND FLOOTERSHE LAF
THA ENDZ FO REAL. NOOOPE CLUCK TEEESTA
PEENKEE PI WALKZ EEN
PEENKEE PI: LEETZ THRW A PURTY FER RURETY CUZ SHEE SO UGLIES
EVRYPNY THOT DIS GOOT IDEEA
THEN EVERYPNY KNW RURETY EEZ UGLIES
DEE ENDZ NAW AI LIE
PRT TOO:
RURETY:MI DRSSES R TO AMZNG
RUNBOUGH: AI CUN HULP YOO WIT TAT
RUNBOUGH NUKS RURETYZ SHUP
RURETY: YOO HAVE NLY MAID DEN CLOOR THO
RUNBOUGH: ...AWWW SHEET.
TWALOT: ZO AWSME!!!
MOLETIA: HAW DEED YOO MAIK DEES?
RURETY: AI HVE NO IDEEA!
FLOOTERSHE CUNT'NT BEE THAR THO.
APOOLJACKZ: ....WE R GNG TOO DI.
RUNBOUGH: OKAI DEN.
LEERA: YAIY.
ND DEN DERBY DSTROYD CNTERLAWT
ND EET RAEND BAWN-BAWN CLOWNS
PEENKEE: TLH-FLMS PLS. DEED YOO JST FORGEET ABOOT MEE?
PEENKEE PLLS OAT A MEME ND BEETS MI AWVR THEE HEED WIT EET
MOLETIA: YOO GO TOO MOONZ
DA ENDZ NOP
PART THWEE:
HEY PINKIE SIAD TWAILAT
WHAT.
WHAT IS ME?
I DUNT KNOW. A CUCUMBER?
AND DEN TWALIT DEID AND MOLESTIA ATE A PICKLE.
CHERILLIE HOPPPED ON HER PET UNICYCLE WHOSE NAME WAS TIM.
TIM WAS A GOOD PET. HE WAS VERY BORED. SO HE TURNED INTO MOLEZTIA AND ATE A PICKLE
MOLESHTIA WAS MAD.SO SHE GOT GLAD UND THEI STIRTED A WAR WITH HIMRSALF. AND THEY HAD A BIG PARTY IN THE END THAT WAS SOU EPIK DAT THE HOLE WORLD DEID.
DA IND.
OR IS IT?
YOU SEE TIM NEVER REALLY DID TURN INTO MOLEZIA, HE USED A DISGUISE THAT MADE HIM LOOK LIKE HE TIRNED IN2 MULEZTIA SO THAT YOU THOUGHT HE WIS MILESTIIA. YOU THOUGHT HE WAS HER DODNT YOU?
WHEN IN FAKT IT REALLY WAS HIM BEING HER MAKING YOU TINK THAT HE WAS HER.
AND THEN THEY ALL HAD SCARY BUTT FUN.
THIN THE UNEVERSE WENT BOOM BOOM. AND CHIKENS (NOT SCOOTALOO) FELL FROM TEH CLOWDS.
DEE UND NOP
PURT FOOR:
TWALOT: PONEHS PONEHS PONEHS! WIL YOO EVR GEEV MEH BRAK? JOST LEEV MEH ALON! AI DNT WNT SCRRREEEE BOOT FON WIT YOO GIYS! AIZ JOST WNT TA HAV FON! NUT SCRRREEEE BOOT FON! NU NUT DA ANIS! NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! AW DAT HUR MEH!
RURETY: YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FLOOTERSHE: WEL WEL! LUK WUT WEZ GUTZ HERZ?
RUNBOUGH: SHOOT DA FLOOF OOP!
MOLETIA: JOST FLUUF HUR!
AND DEN RURTY HAD SCURRY BUTT FUNN VVITH ALL THE APPLES
DA END