(This story is a parody of When You Least Expect it and the Broken Love series. It is NOT cannon to those stories.)

When you and Berry are so bored that you don't want to have terminal illnesses anymore, you turn to Princess Twilight Sparkle for help. Through the power of bullshit magic, you can get your good health back, and actually figure out something productive to do with your day. You know, like maybe having sex or something.

WARNING: Contains a lot of sarcasm, metahumor, making light of terminal illness, and even vomit. Yes, it's an anonpencil comedy.

Written as a commission for gorillarmy who is legit amazing for asking me to write a comedy about Anon and Berry involving my serious series. I love ya, dude.