The Assassin's Love

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pain

pain

pain

PAIN

PAIN

Thats all my mind decided to say or scream, I jumped up and looked around. Trees thats all i saw trees as far as my eyes could see,

in an instant a pain shot through my body,I grunted and slouched down and held my knees. After going through fifteen minutes of trying to make the pain in my knees to go down i decided to look for people or buildings walking down a trail that has some recent tracks, they aren't foot prints there hoof prints, strange i must say but middle of nowhere no towns near bye seems suspicious though. These tracks seem to increase in number as i go down the trail ,really weird how there's no footprints.

"OH FUCK SAPPHIRE WHERE ARE YOU" I look around and realize that shes on my waist "oh thank god". I pull her off my waist and check to see if shes okay I turn her on and automatically she shoots out energy, gotta love beam katanas they always brighten up my day."Okay Sapphire lets see if you still run correctly" I dashed to a near bye tree and cut it to twenty or more pieces,"SLICE N DICE SLICE N DICE HAHAHAH" I love this thing. I go through my pockets and realize that i still have my ipod and a piece of gum, I place my headphones on and select rob zombie superbeast. Out of nowhere a flying horse popped out of nowhere "dafaq HERE HORSEY HORSEY HORSEY", I get its attention and it flys down and i hide in a tree to jump on it. I start to notice that this horse thing has wings and it has a hazard mask i wonder why eh fuck it, I leaped and landed on the horses back and in about three nano seconds he shoots up from the ground and starts flying like a bat out hell with me on his back"GET OFF MY BACK"

"HOLY SHIT A TALKING HORSE IF YOU CAN SPEAK LAND GET TO GROUND I DON'T WANNA DIE" im terrified of heights ." Its a small world after all its a small world after all" I sang to myself trying to calm down while im practically ripping his fur out. He lands and bucks me off his back he then rushes me I dodge but he appears out of nowhere an he turns and kicks me in my jaw with his hind legs. I stagger but gain my footing "HEY CALM DOWN" I punched him in his temple jumped over him and grab and threw him into a tree, "dude calm down Jesus man i go for one ride and you act like you are about to get butt fucked" I exclaimed. He just stood there looking confused.

"Whats you're name."

"Kane my names Kane whats yours."

"Thunder Thundertwist what are you."

"I could ask the same thing why the FUCK do you have wings."

"What are you alright im a Pegasus all Pegasus have wings." He said as he stretched out his wings, they were a good five feet long on each side.

"Well im human and where i come from there is not a single read my lips here SINGLE Pegasus its just not possible" I started to think maybe im dreaming wait i cant be dreaming that kick felt pretty real.

"Wait wait wait wait wait you're a human"

"yes"

"And you've never seen my kind before"

"yes" his questions are starting to get annoying.

"So where are you from Kane"

"Im from Austin,Texas"

"Wait where ive never heard of that place is it near Mannehatten or Cloptown"

"Wait Mannehatten,Cloptown are you high its in America"

"Are you high what the hell is America ive never heard of that place you're in Equestria friend to be more specific you are near ponyville"

"Ponyville Uh-hu well that proves it my sanity just went down the drain could you excuse me me for one moment im going to pass out now" I muttered as I Blackout.

I opened my eyes around and noticed a blinding blue light at the end of some tunnel "WAIT AM I DEAD HOW THE HELL DID I DIE!" I screamed, I started to panic but then I start to notice that there's a figure at the end of the blue light i cant make out her face but i do start to make out a pair of purple shaded sunglasses that covered her entire eyes strange. I start walking towards her but she just laughs and begins running, I give chase butt out of nowhere a perfect replica of me jumps from the sky and lands right in front of me.

"I have to admit i look good." I said while looking my self over

"Hey i look better then you asshole."

"You are me dumbass."

"You're an asshole."

"Im you dumbass so you just called you're self an asshole so HA." I knew was smarter then him wait me wait him uuuuu my head hurts.

"Well if you are me then lets fight to see whose better me or...... me."

"Fine but I wont go easy"

He lunged at me and went for my neck dodged grabbed Sapphire and started to attack back. I noticed an opening and went for it but he quickly realized this and parried my attack and went straight for my heart i blocked and we went into a power struggle "You're pretty good oh wait im pretty good" I mocked. He let go of the blade and ducked and upper cutted me and ran behind me and suplexed me to the ground, as soon as he let go i jumped up and went for his head. He did not see this coming and i cut hi or my pretty little head off, I start to notice hes turning around and he starts moving his lips"You cheap fucker you good fight see you in hell" as those last words left his mouth he grabbed his long red hair and pulled his head off making a delicious crimson shower. "Rest in peace see you in hell" i kicked his corpse over and noticed that the girl with the sunglasses was watching the entire time with huge headphones on blasting dubstep, I walk over to her and ask her name she says nothing an gets up and hugs me. "See you soon" she whispered in my ear and kissed my cheek and just disappeared.

I jolted up sweating like crazy i start to look around and see im in some fashion store. From a door on the right a pony with a white coat and a violet colored mane and tail that are in twirls and its rear end looked like it had diamonds."Hello my dear my name is Rarity pleased to meet you" her voice sounded sweet but uneasy,"Um im sorry if i cant think straight usually I don't see talking pony's so this is a little hard for me to take in wait a minute WHERES MY BLADE" I Screamed. She jumped back at the boom of my voice "what blade all you had was that weird hilt its on the table" she said as she was on the brink of tears," Nononononono dont cry im sorry its just" i put my hand over my mouth "Its all i have left from my father just please don't cry i cant handle it when a beautiful woman er pony cries" I ask with worry in my voice. "Oh its alright dear I accept you're apology and im sorry for taking it away from you" she exclaims but i still catch a tear sliding from her face. I take my finger and wipe the tear off "hey its alright thanks for taking me into you're home on another note where exactly am I","Oh yes you're in my fashion shop my daughters boyfreind brought you in a couple of hours ago hes in the living room if you wanna see him". "That would be nice" grabbing Sapphire and hitching her on one of my belt loops and head towards the living,Thunder notice me walk in "I see you're awake does your jaw still hurt I know my wing still hurts after you threw me into a tree" he said quite pissed."Eh don't get your panties in a bunch you'll be fine you coulda kicked my jaw off" I snapped back,"guess your right but still why the hay did you jump on my back"

"I wanted to ride you and fly my way home i had no idea you could talk sorry dude."

"Eh its fine just don't try it again okay."

"Fine so whats up with the mask."

"I'll tell you later for know im taking you to princess Celestia for she can decide whats going to happen to you."

"What if I don't want to im not good with authority so i'll be going now."

"No you wont your coming with me to see the princess." This time putting his hoof on my shoulder.

"Fine fine i'll go no need to cry about it lets just get this over with." Said while walking out the door with Thunder soon following.

Remember guys go read The Thunder Twist Chronicle it tells the back story of Thundertwist so yeah go read if any of you guys have a problem tell me all feedback is greatly appreciated thank you.