I ATTACK YOUR LIFEPOINTS DIRECTLY WITH MY COCK

by YugiohMAN420

Rating: mature
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Fluttershy (EqG), Other, Romance, Comedy
Length: 1003

Fluttershy is minding her own business before an unknown assailant challengers her to a yugioh duel.

Fluttershy is minding her own business before an unknown assailant challengers her to a yugioh duel. Then, they have an epic battle of wits.

Published 2018-12-09 03:50:01 UTC
Last updated 2018-12-09 03:50:01 UTC

CHAPTER 1

It was sunny day outside in the forest. Fluttershy went outside her home, because she needed to go get some groceries. Outside, there was a man standing in front of her car.

"FUCKING DUEL ME" he said, "I KNOW YOUR THE KING OF GAMES".

"Well, I... don't have time to duel a loser like you" she said. "Especially one in a black cloak".

"DUEL ME OR I'LL RAPE YOUR CAR YOU FUCKING FAGGET" he said.

"Oh please don't have sex with my car, I just want to get some groceries, lets duel inside my house" she said.

They met inside Fluttershy's attic, and they began to play.

"I SUMMON MAKYURA THE DESTRUCTOR IN ATTACK POSITION" she said.

"THEN I SET TWO TRAP CARDS CONSPICUOSLY"

"WHY WOULD YOU SAY THE TRAP CARDS YOU DUMB ASS, DO YOU KNOW HOW TO PLAY" he said.

"BECAUSE I KNOW YOUR GONNA LOSE BIATCHALOTCH" she said.

"I END MY TURN" she said.

"MY TURD"

The assailant drew his card and screamed a horrific animalistic battle cry.

"I USE TWIN TWISTERS AND DISCARD MY BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON, TO BLOW YOUR TRAP CARDS!!!!"

"NOOOOOOOOOO" said Fluttershy.

"THEN, I WILL SLAP MY ERECT COCK ON THE BOARD AND SLAP IT ONTO MY BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON, TO SUMMON BLUE EYES WAIFU DRAGON, WITH 3200 ATTACK, AAAAAAAAAAAAH"

And so he slapped his fat cock onto the yugioh card, and it turned into a female blue eyes white dragon with waman features.

"NO, MY ONE WEAKNESS CARD, THE ONLY THING THAT CAN DEFEAT, PERVERSIONNNN!!!! AAAAAAAH!!"

"THATS NOT ALL FLUTTERSHY, NOW WITH THE POWER OF COCK IN MY BLUE EYES WAIFU DRAGON, SHE'S GOING TO USE HER ABILITY TO SUCCUBUS YOUR MAKYURA THE DESTRUCTOR ONTO MY SIDE OF THE FIELD".

Fluttershy screamed like a banshee, he laughed like a maniac.

"AND NOW I'M GOING TO ATTACK YOUR LIFEPOINTS DIRECTLY WITH MY FULL LOAD SQUAD, GO FULL WAIFU BLAST ATTACK!"

He slapped the card at fluttershy, before she blocked the attack with a swift scarecrow IN HER HAND.

"YOUR GOING TO HAVE TO DO BETTER THAN THAT CLOAK" she said.

"YOU NOW PISS ME OFF, I INCUR THE WRATH OF THE SHADOWIE REALM". said Cloak.

"OH NOOOOOOOOO" said Fluttershy.

"NOW ITS MY TURN"

Fluttershy drew her card and slapped the card onto the table they were dueling at.

"I PLAY DARK HOLE AND USE MY PRIVELEGE TO ELEVATE THE DARK HOLE, INTO A DARK WAMANHOLE OF WAMAN"

"NOOO, IS THIS THE POWER OF THE FLUTTERSHY".

"TAHTS RIGHT, YOUR FIELD AND HAND ARE DESTROYED AND SENT TO THE GRAVE YARD, AND YOU LOSE ALL YOUR LIFE POINTS, TILL YOU ARE AT 100 LIFE POINTS ONLY" she said.

"AHAHAHAHAHA, THATS YOU THINK, I USE COUNTER COUNTER TRAP TO COUNTER YOUR DARK HOLE OF WAMAN"

"IMPOSSIBLE" said Fluttershy. "I CAN'T BE, THE ONLY CARD THAT CAN STOP WAMAN"

"WELL... I SAW THAT COMING AND USE MY OWN COUNTER COUNTER TRAP CARD, AND SINCE I USE THE POWER OF WAMAN HOOD, I GET TO COPY A MONSTER ON THE FIELD TO MY SIDE OF THE FIELD, WHICH ALLOWS ME TO USE TRAP CARDS ON MY HAND BY MAKYURA'S EFFECT!!!" said Fluttershy.

"WELL HOW ABOUT THAT, I PLAY ANOTHER COUNTER COUNTER" said Cloak.

"COUNTER COUNTER!"

"COUNTER COUNTER!"

"COUNTER COUNTER!"

"COUNTER COUNTER!"

They continued this for several minutes.

"THATS IT, YOUR COUNTER COUNTER INSERMOUNTABILITY IS TOO MUCH, I USE THE FULL POWER OF MY WAMAN HOOD AND DESTROY ALL COUNTER COUNTERS IN THE DUEL"

Cloaks many cards of counter counter blew up from his hand, and he could not get any more.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAH" said Cloak. The power of waman was too strong, so his hoody came off and it was shining armor!!!

"SHINING ARMOR? WHY DO YOU WANT TO BE KING OF GAMES?". Fluttershy said.

Shining Armor scratched his head and wondered what to do with himself.

"BECAUSE I MUST BECOME NUMERO UNO OF THE CARDS!" he said. "THAT IS WHY I MUST DEFEAT YOU FLUTTERSHY!"

"WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT"

Fluttershy took out her golden pyramid and her hair turned into a spicy upwards hairstyle.

"NOW WE'LL SEE WHO THE TRUE YUGIOH PLAYER REALLY IS, SHINING ARMOR!"

It was shining armor's turn, he drew his card.

"I SUMMON, EXODIA MAGNET, WHICH ALLOWS ME TO ADD ALL THE EXODIA PIECES INTO MY HAND".

"NOT SO FAST, I ALSO PLAY... REVERSE POLARITY FROM MY HAND, WHICH ALLOWS ME TO ADD ALL THE EXODIA PIECES TO MY HAND INSTEAD OF YOURS!!!!" said Fluttershy.

"NOT ON MY WATCH, I USE ALTAR FOR TRIBUTE FROM MY HAND TO SACRIFICE EXODIA MAGNET AND CANCEL OUT YOUR ABILITY!"

"NOOOOO, I HAVE NO MORE CARDS IN HAND, WHAT WILL I DO!?"

It was Fluttershy's turn.

"I DRAW, AND IT IS THE CARD THAT WILL DEFEAT YOU!"

Shining Armor than leaped onto Fluttershy and smirked. Fluttershy in turn gave a sloppy kiss onto him in which they started making out. Shining Armor pulled off his pants to show his erect penis. He started slapping it all over her face; the cards fell to the floor. Then, she giggled, and took off her pants and allowed shining to slip his cock into her. She moaned, he started pumping into her and she felt the pulsating cock flap into her insides.

There, he thrusted like no tommorow, every sultry scream emanating from Fluttershy came with a beautiful orgasm. Then, Fluttershy took off her shirt and showed her enormous breasts. Shining Armor squeezed her tits firmly, they were so strong and heavy with girth. He couldn't really control himself.

He started sucking on her tits, filled with milk, it tasted very sweet. Fluttershy stroked her hubbies cock as he slammed into her with the ferocity of a lion.

"Oh god, I love roleplaying with you, unlike Cadance who doesn't care at all about this stuff". he said before kissing her aggressively.

"I know baby, I love you"

For a second, her eyes turned pink and her mane purple with yellow streaks.

He never saw it coming at all.