What Can I Do?

I don't usually pretend to know exactly what I'm doing because most of the time I know exactly what I'm doing. I am Twilight Sparkle, top of my class, studious lover of knowledge and protege to Princess Celestia. This, I know. I know exactly what I'm doing. I was sent to Ponyville to learn more about friendship. I am to send regular reports back to Princess Celestia about my findings and my stay is indefinite until the mysteries of friendship are revealed to me. I am sure of these things and I know exactly what I'm doing.

"Ooookay Twilight, this is the last part so pay super clooooose attention, okay?"

"It's just making cupcakes Pinkie, I'm pretty sure I can get it."

"I'm just kidding Twilight! I know you know exactly what you're doing! The last ingredient is 2 cups of milk."

"Okay."

"Or about 16 fluid ounces. I know every number when it comes to baking measurements! Let's go ahead and finish this recipe! Twooooo. Cuuuuuppps. Ooooooffff. Miiiiiiiilk." Pinkie said in slow-motion.

Why did she say that in slow motion?

It has been a rough few days. I'm already the element of magic and I have many new friendships to foster. If anything, Ponyville has caught me by surprise but I never pretend to know what I'm doing because I know what I'm doing at all times.

I am letting an earth pony, whose name I don't know stick his thing inside me during business hours of the library. I know exactly what I'm doing.

Okay, okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay, okay hoo-this is okay.

Oh my, oh goddesses.

"Look your dick is very nice-okayokayokayokayokayokayokayokayoooooooooookay, that's nice."

"You okay Twi-Oh."

What a time for Spike to walk into the room, that dragon has the worst timing when I am trying to solve my own problems. "Spike I am trying to solve my own problems! Right now I have a very nice dick inside me, I know exactly what I'm doing, I've got it handled and I am on top of it! I don't need you right now, okayokayokayOKAYohhhh.....okay?"

"Okay, I'm gonna go in the back."

"Okay uh, AHHHH don't forget to organize the-okayokayokay!!!" This is. Hello this. How did this? Is this? How are you Twilight? Oh you know, just...OOOOOKAYthatsnice. I'm pretty sure I'm going into shock. Is it possible to go into sexual shock? I think I have the book on Sexual Habits of Equestria's Creatures over there-NNNGG It's so hard to use my magic, my horn is going insane, If I could just stop moaning, I could read this darn passage. Doesn't he know I'm trying to find out important stuff here-

"It says here 'OKAYokaythatuhhoooohfuuuuOkayokayokayokay
!' no it doesn't say that, but it says-"

"What?" he says, continuing to give me a number of orgasms I hadn't considered to be practical.

What does this say? Oh my. I don't think I can read it out loud. The Earth Pony, especially after maturation is the most virile of species in Equestria and can, on average, produce up to 500ml of semen per ejaculation. 500?? "If I'm not mistaken that's about 16 fluid-OOOOOOOUUUunces!"

"Hey, you remembered my name!" Said Fluid Ounces.

What? Well, 16.69 fluid ounces to be precise, if we're going on the common Equestrian conversion table, which is also about 2 cups! Of earth pony cum! Wait, Why am I picturing Pinkie Pie? What are you doing in my head right now? "All that's left is two cups of milk! Twooo. Cuuuups. Oooof. Miiiiilk." Why was she saying that in slow-motion at the end? Did she know this was going to happen?

Suddenly I pictured those 2 cups on the counter of Sugar-Cube corner and I remember it seemed like a lot. I didn't notice at the time but Pinkie winked at me. I'm starting to think that maybe Pinkie Pie has a trace of latent magic categorized as-

"Gonna cum soon."

Oh goddesses, 2 cups! I don't think that much cum will fit into me, I need to tell him!

"There's there's there's there's, okay okay okay, uhm cum drippies!"

No good, I can't say things. There's bound to be a mess and "Ssss.....Oh.....dear...." and I just washed the library floor today. I have a very small pussy, and this earth pony is quite large. "Sp-HUH-okayokay-SPI-Hoh-IKE I NEED AH Ah AH, hooohorsefeathers. A TOWEL!!"

A towel is ingloriously thrown from the back without a word from the little dragon. "Th-tha-oh-kay you!!!"

"What? I'm gonna cum." Said the earth pony, currently making my insides churn.

According to my calculations, if he-wow-okay-mm-okayokayokayokayokayokaywarmwarmhotokayokayokayokayokayokayokayokayokayokayokayokay, that's a lot of semen-

"Cool, a towel thanks." He wipes his face.

"I'm okay, thank you for cumming in the Ponyville Library..."

Why am I picturing Pinkie Pie winking at me? There must be at least a cup of pony semen on the floor. My legs are convulsing, I think I've come down with a fever, and I'm in heaven.

"That was fun, I'll see you around."

"Hooo...yeah, okay."

Dear Twilight Sparkle,

I must admit your last letter threw me for a loop. Of course, I will respond in kind. There is no way that I would shun you for such a thing, PLEASE DO NOT WORRY. Enclosed is a list of magical spells to check for any kind of disease and they are discreet enough if you use them in private. It seems even after centuries of living, you can still manage to surprise me. Since you have chosen to share this with me I would feel remiss if I didn't open up in the slightest if to, at least, give you some validation on your experience with Fluid Ounce. I don't mean to impart the sexual history of an immortal ruler on you but there are times when I've done similar things, yes it is natural and no you shouldn't feel ashamed. A thing to consider though, my most faithful student is that the average pony's life is fragile and short. We are drawn together by our love for each other and pulled closer by our desire to pass on what we have experienced to our fillies because of that delicate span of existence. Thus, the almost impossible to urge to ignore our bodies telling us we are ready. It is easier for me to say that I have made mistakes because I am likely going to live long enough to reconcile them. Twilight, as my student and as a close friend, I am glad that you have explored your wants and physical expressions, but be careful about the false connection, and unruly promise that such early intimacy can create, for yourself and for others, but as far as not being my student anymore because you have decided to allow yourself the pleasure of a fine young buck, this will most assuredly not happen. No matter how many times you should ever allow yourself this, or how many mistakes you have made, I will always hold you in the highest of regards. I have made enough mistakes for us both, enough for ten lifetimes. You are more than that to me and you have more to add to this world than the sum of an afternoon of splendor. Please continue to write about your experiences in Ponyville, and for the record, yes, I do know what you mean by earth pony stamina, I have been around for quite some time, also enclosed is a spell to widen the threads of fabric to get out tough stains.

Sincerely,

Princess Celestia