The Stallion Six

by MidnightStallion

Rating: teen
Tags: Slice of Life, Comedy, Romance, Adventure
Length: 1812

What happens when equestria's biggest rock band comes to ponyville after failure. Fustration!

Equestria's biggest rock band in history has failed their biggest concert ever after Pon-ZE, the lead singer of the band fell off the stage injuring 4 concert goers and breaking his hoof in the process. The group is now the laughing stock of all of equestria and decide to get out of the scene for a while. "What better place to disappear than ponyville?". However, Pon-ZE, Jarvis, Whisper, Popper, Hunter and Folkly soon discover that when vacationing in ponyville with the mane six, there never is a break.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-08-04 01:05:13 UTC

When The Six meet The Six

Rainbow Dash let out a big sigh as she laid face up on her small cloud. Although there was nothing to do, she was surprisingly at peace with herself, letting the sun rays soak her with warmth as she laid back and enjoyed the nice Ponyville weather. Her silence was distributed by a train riding right beneath her letting out a large puff of smoke and large whistle from the fog horn. Rainbow Dash lost her balance on the cloud and landed face first on the roof of the train.

"What's the big idea?" she asked to her self as she pulls her self up and rubs her concussion. she shakes her head and regains her sense. She spread out her wings and flew to the front of the train we she came nose to nose with the conductor.

"Just what do you think you're doing?" she asked with her eyebrows narrowing further down with each word to express her anger. "No trains are supposed to come through these parts. It's sunday, remember?"

"I'm very sorry" the conductor timidly said while drops of sweat rolled down his brown main and beige skin. "But I have some very important clients in the passenger cart who paid top dollar to get a train to take them to pony ville!"

"That's crazy!" Rainbow Dash said as she pulled her head back in disbelief. "Who would pay so much money to use the train" she said as she placed her self nose to nose again with conductor. "Especially to Ponyville of all places!".

"W-w-w-well these g-g-g-guys" The conductor said as more sweat rolled down he neck.

Rainbow Dash scoffed and turned her head the other direction. She saw the train was only a good fourth of a mile away from Ponyville.

"Well I'm going to give these guys a piece of my mind for distributing my rest!" Rainbow said as she hooked on to the top of the train.

The train pulled into Ponyville station with a screeching halt as Rainbow Dash slide off the top of the train and leaned against the pole positioned next to the passenger cart exit. She puffed in her chest and put an impatient look on her face as she waited for the "clients" to exit the cart.

"Would you kindly get your hoof out of my face!" An unknown voice came from inside the cart.

The air sucked sucked into Rainbow Dash's chest had been exhaled that very moment. She recognized that voice. Her mouth opened as five stallions exited the cart . "You're...you're.....You're The Stallion Six! The greatest rock band in all of Equestria!" Rainbow Dash yelled as her shook violently in place at shoulder level from excitement.

"hmmm?" One turned around."You're Pon-ZE aren't you, you have that sweeeeeeet purple Mohawk." Rainbow Dash Yelled excitedly to one of them. she turned her direction to the one in the hoodie. "And you're Hunter, the Pegasus! You have that black hoodie that no has seen you without." she said as she tried lifting up his hood. The stallion instantly slapped her hand off his hoodie and backed away."The one next to you is Folkly, the nerd of the group" Rainbow said. Folkly just turned his head and went back to reading is book "And you she turned around and pointed the the smallest stallion in the group. He immediately was surprised and hid behind the rather tall and muscular stallion. "You're Whisper, the pipsqueak of the group. and you're hiding behind Popper, the brute of the group." "Hey, I'm not a brute" said Popper "I just have...complicated feelings, that's all."

Pon-ZE turned to Rainbow Dash with a look of pleasant surprise. "I'm surprised one pony in this place knows are names, you a fan kid?" he asked her.

"Are your kidding?!" Rainbow Dash asked. "I'm probably your biggest fan.  I have all of your cd's, own all of your autobiographies and even flew to most of your concerts."

Pon-ZE looked at Rainbow Dash with anger. "Did you pay for them?" He asked.

"Well, heh heh" Rainbow Dash chuckled "...no..."

"That's my girl' Pon-ZE responded with a grin on his face. "Hey, how would you like to hang out with us once Jarvis gets all our stuff?"

"Hang out with you guys! Awesome-tastic!" Rainbow dash exclaimed flapping her wings even harder. "You mind if I bring a few friends?" she asked looking back down on to Pon-ZE.

"Why, not?" he responded. after finishing his sentence there was a huge crash behind them. There they saw a huge pile of suitcases and a stallion with a in the middle of the pile buried waist deep.

"Not AGAIN!" Pon-ZE exclaimed as he slowly walked over to the pile.

"It would help if you guys weren't so lazy and lend a hand." the stallion in the pile exclaimed. Rainbow Dash flew over to him and squealed. "And your Jarvis" she yelled,"The magic user of the group."

"uuuuuhh....Hi" he said picking up the some of the suitcases he dropped.

After cleaning up the mess and every pony getting a equal load to carry, The Stallion Six followed Rainbow Dash to the town hall fountain where she knew her friends would be enjoying the nice sun. As soon as they got there, Rainbow Dash spotted her friends and flew to them as fast as she could. Unable to stop herself she slammed right into the fountain ring and landed straight into the water, causing it to splash all over the rest of the mane six.

"Rainbow, look what you did" Twilight said as she picked up her book from the fountain water with a big sigh. "Now they text has spread and it's just a pile of ink."

"Honestly, what was so important that you had to get us all wet" Applejack replied

Rainbow surfaced from the fountain water and pointed to right of the mane six. When they turned around they saw The Stallion Six standing there and waving with a blank expression on all of their faces. The mane six looked at each other momentarily and let out a giant scream of join. They all ran to the Stallion Six immediately pounding them with compliments and questions.

"Woah woah woah" said Jarvis as he backed away from the crowd followed by the rest of the Stallion Six. "We are not going to get anything done with all these chaos, how about we go somewhere quiet where we can eat and talk, our treat."  he suggested.

All of the mane six nodded their head in unison at the idea. They lead the Stallion Six through town to a small cafe without trying to draw to much attention. after they obtained their food they all sat down and began to talk.

"So what are big time stars like you doing in such a small city as Ponyville?" Twilight Sparkle asked as she took a sip of her coffee.

"Well we just decided that we needed a vacation" replied Popper with his mouth full of egg salad. He fully chewed and swallowed his food and turned to Pon-ZE. "Especially after our last show." He had a mocking grin on his face.

"Hey, it's not my fault that some people can't handle my amazing-ness and drop me mid crowd surf." Pon-ZE exclaimed while putting his good hoof over his cast.

"So, you're just taking a break? That doesn't explain why you are in Ponyville." Rarity said sipping her tea.

"I don't think they know" Hunter said slumped in his seat. His giant hoodie covering his folded arms in a mesh of black and red.

"Don't tell me you haven't heard" Jarvis said setting down his cup staring at the mane six.

"Well rock stars get injured all the time, especially Pon-ZE. Why is it a problem now?" Fluttershy asked.

"It's not Pon-ZE!" Jarvis yelled scaring Fluttershy and causing her to hide behind Pinkie Pie.

"Please excuse Jarvis, he is a little peeved at the ordeal that we currently in." Popper said.

"But what could possibly be wrong?" Pinkie Pie said as she licked frosting off her lips.

"Well, turns out that we have to pay for stage damages and hospital bills for those involved. Our record label dumped us because of this and we are the laughing stock of the music industry. Anymore questions love" Pon-ZE said with a fake smile.

"NOPE!" Pinkie Pie said, returning the smile.

"Well, did you at least pay the damages and bills" Applejack asked with a concerned look.

"Of course we did" Hunter said sitting up. "Of all the times we went to jail, we weren't going for refusing payments."

"However we are dirt poor now and spent the rest of our money for a train ride to ponyville for work and cheap homes. Jarvis said after take a big swig of his coffee.

"I told them not to do it, but does anyone listen to me? No-ooo." Folkly said, keeping his head buried in his book.

"Well did you at least look up some work before hand or looked for houses or apartments.

All six of the stallions except Folkly looked down at the ground.

"We...kinda came her on a whim, hoping things would work out like it always does for us" Jarvis said crushing his empty coffee cup.

all of the mane six looked at each other exchanging grins.

"We could give you all work" Rainbow Dash said slamming her hands on the table in excitement causing everything to be knocked over. A chocolate tart that was placed in front of whisper flew up and land straight and landed on his face. He wiped off the chocolate from his face and looked at the tart that was now on the floor. He picked it up and dusted it off. He brought it closer to his open mouth. He started to close his mouth as if he was going to bite it but took a look around and saw everypony was staring at him with open eyes. He threw the tart on his plate and fell back in chair with his arms crossed looking away as if he was fighting back a tear.

"Are you serious?" Jarvis said redirecting their attention to the conversation "We would really appreciate it"

"Aww, shucks, its the least we could do after you treated us to this food." Applejack said.

"I still don't think she gets it." Hunter said, "We are dirt poor lady, not a penny to our name now."

All six ponies disappointingly looked at the Stallion Six  who sat there and grinned nervously. They could see hunter blushing

through his hoodie. Folkly had no expression.

Twilight sighed "Fine, we'll pay" she said walking over to the counter. Jarvis and Pon-ZE cheered Twilight on as she walked over the counter as if she just won the run of spring.