This Isn't Canon

by PRlNCESS CADENCE

Rating: mature
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Romance, Sex, Sugar Belle, Alternate Universe, Feather Bangs, Porn
Length: 3605

If this were real life, do you really think Sugar Belle would have passed up on Feather Bangs?

Day 2 of the 12 Days of Feather Bangs!

The My Little Pony franchise has done its best in teaching morals through story-telling, even if those stories don't always end up being realistic, but what if we made one story a little more realistic? Sugar Belle falling for a farmer who can't talk while passing up on a beautiful stallion with a heavenly voice and charming one-liners? No. This is how the story would have gone if this were real life.

Published 2018-12-15 20:20:02 UTC
Last updated 2018-12-15 20:20:02 UTC

This Isn't Canon

“Sugar Beeelle!”

“Sugar Beeelle!”

“SUGAR BEEELLE!”

“SUGAR BEEELLE!”

“SUGAR BEEEEELLE!!!!!”

“SUGAR BEEEEELLE!!!!!”

““SUGAR BEEEEEeeeelle?””

*crash*

The two stallions looked at each other with embarrassed mouths and terrified eyes before turning their gazes towards the magenta beauty, whose face grew red with rage. They knew that they had both messed up, but in their competition with each other, they had fallen forward onto both Sugar Belle and her display case, crushing the display case and sending treats flying all over her bakery. With a gulp, the two stallions prepared for the worst.

“WHAT IN EQUESTRIA HAS GOTTEN INTO YOU TWO?!”

“Hold on, baby girl,” Feather Bangs said, quickly pulling himself off of the mare and lending her a hoof, which she angrily swatted away.

“No!” she shouted, pulling herself up to her hooves and wiping off apple cobbler from her flank. “Feather Bangs, I don’t know what you were thinking! Has this become some kind of competition?! Do the two of you have some kind of bet going on?”

“Nope!” Big Mac exclaimed, pulling himself off of Feather Bangs’s backup dancers, but before he could speak any further, Sugar Belle pointed her hoof towards the door, making it clear she wasn’t about to ask twice.

“I want the four of you out of here right now! Feather Bangs, the two of us need to talk!” The three backup dancers didn’t waste a second before they sprinted out of the room as fast as they could, but despite Big Mac’s sad, embarrassed face, Sugar Belle held firm in her demeanor. “That goes for you six as well!” Turning her head, she motioned towards the Cutie Mark Crusaders as well as well as the three Feather Bangs fangirls, who quickly joined Big Mac as he quietly left Sugar Belle’s bakery. Then, as the door closed behind them, it was just Feather Bangs and Sugar Belle, who glared ferociously at the pretty boy stallion.

“Look, Sugar Belle. I’m sorry about--”

“Don’t!” Sugar Belle took a deep breath and rubbed her forehead. “Just… don’t…” A long pause filled the air with neither pony being able to say a word, despite how much Feather Bangs wanted to speak. “Feather… What were you thinking?”

“I was just thinking how much you take my breath away.”

Sugar Belle rolled her eyes. “I don’t mean what you were thinking about just now! I mean, why would you try to make such a big scene like that? Now I’ve got to find somepony who can make me a new display case!”

“I’m not talkin’ about just now, girl!” Feather Bangs quickly took Sugar Belle’s hoof in his and pulled her into an embrace, and despite how angry she was at that moment, she was too surprised to push him away. “I’m talkin’ about the entire time I’ve known you! When I first moved to this place, I felt so alone, like I didn’t belong, but then I met you.” Sugar Belle quickly looked away, trying to hold the anger on her face despite the smile that was beginning to creep up between her cheeks. “Girl, I’ve wanted to be with you this whole time, but after seein’ you spendin’ so much time with that apple pony, I--Sugar Belle?”

At this point, she was trying to hold in her laughter, but after the initial burst of wind slipped through her lips, she found herself guffawing hysterically, giving Feather Bangs confusion to add to his embarrassment. “Feather Bangs, you aren’t jealous of Big Mac, are you?”

“What? No, I--I mean maybe? I--I dunno. It’s just--” Sugar Belle then placed a hoof to Feather Bangs’s lips, silencing him as she got a few last minute chuckles out of her system.

“I honestly don’t know what you have to be jealous of. Big Mac’s a nice guy and all, but he’s just a delivery pony who sends me apples so that I can finish my orders. Maybe if somepony didn’t order so many of my treats, I wouldn’t need him to come around as much in general.”

Feather Bangs scratched the back of his neck and blushed, realizing that Sugar Belle had caught on to his scheme of ordering her deserts just so he could have an excuse to see her more often. “So…” he began softly. “You and that apple dude? You’re not…?”

Sugar Belle shook her head. “Of course not, Feather! I thought you of all ponies would be the last one to get jealous of me talking to stallions.”

Feather Bangs smiled wide in relief. “Now hold on, girl! I still haven’t admitted anything yet!”

“Oh, whatever!” Sugar Belle playfully pushed Feather Bangs in the shoulder while giggling femininely. “You were totally jealous of Big Mac!”

“Naw, girl. You must be dreamin’. Sounds like you need somepony to wake you up from your magical slumber with true love’s kiss.”

Sugar Belle giggled loudly as Feather Bangs pulled her closer, pulling herself gently out of Feather Bangs’s grip, but the more she fought, the tighter he held on. Then, once he had pulled her eighty percent of the way in, the completely relaxed her body, closed her eyes and parted her lips just enough for the two of them to share a romantic first kiss together. The unicorn mare breathed loudly through her nose as her forehooves began to wrap around the stallion’s shoulders, one hoof navigating through his thick, beautiful mane as he pulled harder around her waist. Finally, after several magical moments, the two of them broke their kiss, squinting their eyes open to look into each other’s pupils and beginning to laugh softly as Sugar Belle playfully stroked her partner’s bangs.

“See, Feather Bangs? You had nothing to worry about.”

“I dunno, girl. Love does some crazy things to ponies sometimes. Maybe one day when you fall in love, you’ll know exactly what I mean. Ha ha.”

Sugar Belle gasped, pretending to be in shock despite her wide grin as she opened her mouth. “I have so been in love before! PLUS, I’ll have you know that I know exactly what you’re talking about.”

“For real? When have you ever been in love before?”

“Well, that depends.” Sugar Belle traced her hoof softly around Feather Bangs’s heart before giving him the most seductive smile she could. “Does right now count?”

“Let’s find out. Ha ha.”

Without any further conversation, the two ponies embraced each other again, holding the other as close to their heart as they could while their mouths caressed each other in a fit of passion. Sugar Belle wasted hardly any time slipping her tongue into her partner’s mouth, fighting for domination as Feather Bangs began to take control over her delicate mouth. As their kissing grew more violent, the unicorn mare quickly pulled her mouth of to take a large breath of air back into her lungs, but as soon as she did, Feather Bangs took the opportunity to run his own lips over Sugar Belle’s neck.

“Ahhh,” Sugar Belle cooed involuntarily. “Feather Bangs, what are we doing?”

“Shhh. Don’t worry, my princess. You just keep doin’ what feels right, and I’ll take care of the dirty work. Ha ha.” Feather Bangs then slid his hoof up to Sugar Belle’s cheek and nudged it back to his mouth, returning the two into a passionate battle between their lips.

As their kissing grew even more intense, Sugar Belle tucked her mane behind her ear while she moved her hoof throughout the stallion’s silky bangs, pulling his cheek in closer with every stroke. Feather Bangs, meanwhile, ran his hoof all throughout Sugar Belle’s body, stretching up the curvature of her back and traveling as far down her thigh as he could reach, making her reflexively tingle in arousal. Breaking their kiss once more, Feather Bangs kissed all the way down the mare’s chest, making her swing her head back in pleasure before curling herself forward, wrapping her hooves around his neck and kissing the top of his head. The feeling of their hooves and lips exploring each other’s bodies was beginning to make them shiver in anticipation as their senses became ensnared in their natural desires.

Still kissing his way up Sugar Belle’s chest, he took one last look up at his partner, who immediately nodded, giving him all the permission he needed to kiss further down her waist. The unicorn continued running her hoof down her partner’s back and through his mane until a feeling below her waist made her freeze in place, other than her eyes squeezing shut and her mouth opening wide. Her back arched forward, putting more of her own weight onto Feather Bangs’s shoulders as the stallion below her slowly began moving his own lips across the pair of lips between Sugar Belle’s legs. The mare unconsciously squeezed her thighs around the earth pony’s neck, increasing the pleasure she felt as his tongue gently parted her below, gently separating her folds apart. He could already taste the effect that he was having on her as small droplets began to drip onto his tongue, motivating him further to move his mouth across her folds, sliding over her slit and subtly gliding over her clitoris.

“Mmm~!” Sugar Belle moaned. “There! Right there.” Without wasting any more time, Feather Bangs slid his tongue into her orifice, making the unicorn breathe short, passionate breaths as her mind began to lose some of its function. With his tongue going deeper inside her, his muzzle lightly brushed against her nub, giving her an insurmountable rush of arousal and making breathing that much more difficult. “No f… Ahhh… No fairrr…”

Once he had taken plenty of tastes of Sugar Belle’s dripping nectar, Feather Bangs casually made his way back up to the mare’s eye level, grinning as her face pleaded with him to go back down to her crotch. “Oh, so you want fair now?”

With a smile beginning to cross her cheeks, Sugar Belle didn’t need an explanation for his message to make sense. “Hmm, so that’s what you had in mind?”

“I’m sorry, but what I have no idea what you mean. Maybe you could… elaborate a little further. Ha ha.”

Sugar Belle rolled her eyes again, slowly falling to her knees until she was at eye level with Feather Bangs’s sheath. With a mischievous stare looking up at the stallion’s smug grin, Sugar Belle moved her hoof up to the stallion’s length and began rubbing gently up and down, bringing the pink flesh out to the surface. As soon as there was enough to fully grab onto, she opened up her mouth, ran her tongue along the edges and steadily moved his shaft into her mouth, clamping down and letting her lips glide across his skin. This time it was Feather Bangs’s turn to reel his head back, moving his hoof through Sugar Belle’s mane as she bobbed her head forward and back, taking more of his penis as it continued to grow in her mouth.

Suddenly, Sugar Belle pulled his shaft out of her mouth, holding onto her chest as she began coughing violently. “You OK, baby girl?”

“Yeah, I’m fine. I guess I’m not exactly used to having one of those in my mouth.”

Feather Bangs smirked, holding his dick in Sugar Belle’s face and motioning for her to put it back into her mouth. “All you need is a little practice, and I just happen to be a phenomenal mentor.”

Sugar Belle tried to hide her smile as she switched glances between the earth pony’s eyes and the growing phallus by her mouth, but with one last kiss, she rose back up to her feet, giving Feather Bangs a look of total control. “Maybe,” she said, “but I think I may need practice in more than one area.”

With an alluring wink, Sugar Belle turned around, moving her tail out of the way for Feather Bangs to see her folds once again, glistening as the lights from his stage hit her at the perfect angle. His cock was now at full mass, becoming almost painful as his stiffening skin stretched to an uncomfortable level. Looking back and giving him a smiling nod, though, Feather Bangs had all the permission he needed. Getting up to his hind legs and grabbing onto Sugar Belle’s shoulder, the stallion carefully angled his penis down, nudging it against her skin until it finally penetrated her folds, exploring her inner walls as the mare bit her lip in the sudden agonizing pleasure.

Sugar Belle gasped femininely as the feeling of his length began to sink in, but after biting her lip harder to hold in an escaping breath, she slowly moved her hips backwards, pushing his dick deeper inside her. Feather Bangs gradually navigated his cock deeper, pushing harder against Sugar Belle’s inner cavity as its grip tightened around him. Finally, though, once he could feel her cervix rubbing against the tip of his head, he lightly pulled himself out and back in, finding a steady rhythm as his hips bounced back and forth against Sugar Belle’s.

The unicorn’s mouth dropped in ecstasy, moaning quietly as whatever function she had left in her mind was being completely erased by the feeling of Feather Bangs ravaging her insides. The earth pony then moved his hoof down the center of his partner’s arching spine, making her her whole body shake, much like her wobbly legs which gradually began to lose balance.

“Feather Bangs… Your cock feels so good!”

“Ha ha. Sounds like you need a little bit more, then.”

“Oh, Celestia! YES! I want all of you inside me!”

Feather Bangs had always been taught to be there for a mare during her time of need, and in this moment, with a mare literally begging him to help her, he flipped his mane and pushed himself as deep as he could go, making the mare moan loudly in her growing arousal. His pace had slowed down slightly, but his thrusts were even more severe, pulling almost all the way out of her vagina just to propel back to the furthest corner of her insides. Sugar Belle then bent her upper body forward to lift her hips further into the air until they were perpendicular to Feather Bangs’s crotch, making it all the easier for him to grab onto her flank and slide himself in harder.

As Sugar Belle’s partner continued to bang her brains out, her groin continued to grow wetter, practically soaking his dick in her natural lubricant and making a loud splashing sound whenever their hips came together. Soon, the only sounds in the room were the wet crashes of their pelvises and the heavy breathing of the two ponies, although Sugar Belle’s voice was still continuing to grow louder. Her breaths became moans, a sound that easily matched the enticing timbre of Feather Bangs’s singing voice, growing stronger until she was practically wailing with pleasure. The earth pony grabbed on harder, thrusting his hips as fast as he could go while Sugar Belle lost all control of her vocal cords, which were now close to breaking in the fervor of her screams.

“Mmm,” Feather Bangs moaned as the sensory overload was beginning to get to him as well. “Girl, I’m gettin’ so close.”

“You’re not gonna finish, are you?”

Feather Bangs chuckled, trying his hardest to gather his words without losing his momentum. “I can try goin’ as long as I can, but you’re so good I might cum any minute now.”

“What?! Wait! Don’t cum in my pussy!”

Before he accidentally lost control and ejaculated right then and there, Feather Bangs quickly pulled himself out, his penis throbbing but only barely dripping with precum. Sugar Belle looked nervously at the semen that was threatening to shoot out at a moment’s notice, then back up at Feather Bangs with red cheeks. “You alright?” Feather Bangs asked in confusion.

“Yeah, sorry. I guess I’m just… scared.”

“Well… we can stop, if that’s what you wanted.”

“No! No, I want you to finish inside me, but…” Sugar Belle searched for the right words to say, but sadly, it was too hard to say anything. “I just don’t want to get pregnant. I’m not quite ready for foals yet.”

“Oh, yeah. No problem. So…”

“I… think I might have an idea, but it’s kind of embarrassing.”

Feather Bangs smirked, planting a kiss on Sugar Belle’s lips that somehow made everything alright. “Girl, you know you can tell me anything.”

“Alright… In that case…” Sugar Belle took in a deep breath. “Did you… wanna try my butt?”

Feather Bangs froze, completely caught off guard by the unicorn’s request. “I’m sorry. Say what now?”

Sugar Belle immediately turned around, her head hung in shame and her eyes on the verge of tears. “Forget it! It was a stupid request.”

“Whoa! Hey now! I never said no!”

Suddenly, Sugar Belle’s ears perked up as she turned around with an eyebrow raised. “You… don’t mind?”

“I’m good if you’re good. Ha ha… You good?”

The mare’s magenta cheeks suddenly flashed a bright red, still embarrassed by her request and even more embarrassed that they were actually going to go through with it. “Yeah! I’m fine with it!”

Without saying another word, the mare turned back around, moving her tail out of the way again to reveal not only her dripping vulva, but also her tightly clenched anus, practically winking at him. With a deep breath from the stallion, he grabbed the mare by the flank, causing her to release her own deep breath before he steadily angled his shaft to her upper hole and firmly inserted it into her opening.

“Eep!”

“You still OK, girl?”

“Yeah! Just a little surprised is all. Keep going.”

This hole was a little bit tighter than the one he was in moments earlier, but even though it was more difficult to push through, the grip around him felt even better than before. Once he was safely inside, he continued to push and pull until he had returned to his comfortable rhythm, sliding in and out of her hole, putting the unicorn back under his spell. Again, as her arousal picked back up, so did her moans, which quickly escalated to the pitch they were before the interruption.

“Ooooh, Feather Bangs! I’m so horny right now! It’s so good! Faster! Faster!”

Feather Bangs chuckled at the sight of Sugar Belle squeezing her eyes closed and biting her lip in her painful arousal. “You want me to finish for real this time?”

“Yes! Give me your cream pie! Fill my bakery!”

Her walls gripped tighter around him, nearly forcing him to stop, but with all the power he had left in his hips, he pushed himself through, never losing the steady rhythm of his pelvis. With his hooves squeezing onto her flank as hard as he could, Sugar Belle’s voice was reaching an all-time high, threatening to ring out past her bakery for everypony in the town to hear. He could feel a twitch in his balls, threatening to explode at any minute, pressuring him to make one final push before--

“FEATHER BANGS!!! AAAAHHHHHH!!!!”

Finally, semen shot out of his shaft, violently decorating the inside of her anus in long strands of white liquid. Pulse after pulse shot through her anal cavity, being pulled in deeper as her butthole tightened and flexed around Feather Bangs’s thick cock. Both ponies were suddenly heaving in as much air as they could, trying to relax as the earth pony’s orgasm began to subside into little more than a trickle into her butt. Then, once there was no more cum left for Feather Bangs to ejaculate, he wobbled his legs backwards, pulling his penis out and releasing some semen overflowing from Sugar Belle’s backdoor.

With no energy left in either pony, the both of them fell back onto the floor, panting heavily with one hoof over their chest and the other interlocked with their special somepony’s. Sugar Belle looked over to Feather Bangs with a smile, but with no air left in her lungs, all she could manage to do was laugh at his exhausted expression, making him smile in return.

“What’s so funny?” he asked.

“Oh, I don’t know. This?”

Feather Bangs chuckled again. “And what is this exactly?”

Suddenly, Sugar Belle’s giggles exploded into an all out laugh attack, causing her to roll around on the floor in her uncontrollable hilarity. “All of this! You getting so jealous that we ended up having sex and you cumming in my butt!”

“Hey, nopony needs to know that last part!”

Finally, Sugar Belle’s giggle fit abated, but not without a large smile crossing her face. “But they’re definitely going to know the first part.”

“Alright. That’s cool, but on one condition.”

“Really, Feather Bangs? What condition could you possibly have?”

Without warning, the stallion pulled his sweetheart by the hoof, turning her onto her side so that the two were looking directly into each other’s eyes, both of their hearts pounding audibly. “Only if I get to tell them that I was jealous of somepony nearly stealing my girlfriend.”

Sugar Belle blushed, then leaned her muzzle forward to plant a tender, romantic kiss onto her partner’s lips, which couldn’t have lasted less than an entire minute, and once the kiss was over, all she could do was smile sweetly as her eyes sparkled in the spotlight.

“Whatever you say, honey.”

Author's Note

On the second day of Feather Bangs, Princess Cadence gave to me:

Two horny ponies and a ship they can't show on TV.