I wake up in the morning to something around my arm. I look over and see Luna fast asleep on my arm. She’s wearing a thin, silk nightgown. I look down, and I can see her thin waist flare into very wide hips, wider than any woman I’ve ever seen.

“Jesus Christ, she’s thick…” I say out loud. I quietly slide out of bed and get up. I manage about three steps before something grabs my hair.

“Where are you going?”

“I, uh….need to use the bathroom...Why are you in my bed?”

I look back at Luna, and she was looking right into my eyes. “Well, you invited us to stay here last night, but we couldn’t locate the guest room, so we slept in here.”

“Uh...okay. Well, excuse me.” I go into the bathroom and shut the door, clutching my chest. “What do I do? Do I….Should I try a relationship? I’ll have to go home one day, but….Do I really want to go home? I mean, I don’t really have a family, and Steve can manage without me. I...I think I’ll keep working on a way home until I’ve decided.”

I quickly use the bathroom, take a quick shower, and go back into the room. I see a bag sitting on the dresser with Rarity’s cutie mark on it.

“Oh, I guess she got my clothes.” I tie a towel around my waist and go over. I hear Luna scrounging for food in the kitchen downstairs. I pull out the clothes that Rarity made. “Woah. These are great!” I throw on the underwear she made, then put on the suit pants and black, turtleneck sweater. “Ah. Just like my old clothes.” I see a note sitting on top of a wrapped up piece of clothes.

“Let’s see….Dear Sam, I noticed your coat was quite small on you, so I took the liberty of getting one made for your new size. Thank you for the great opportunity. Rarity. Oh, wow.”

I pull out the parchment and unwrap it. Inside is a white lab coat with the name Dr. Cross on the chest pocket.

I throw it on and smile. “I am so glad that ponies don’t wear shoes.” I look in the mirror and smile. I look just like I would back home, but I’m a pony now. And I don’t really mind it.

I shrug and grab my phone before heading downstairs. As I walk into the kitchen, my heart nearly stops as I see Luna working over the stove, wearing only an apron. “L-L-Luna, why are you naked?!” I quickly cover my eyes.

“We’re not naked. We’re wearing our cooking apron. How does this stove work? And what is a ‘Microwave’?”

“Can you please put some clothes on? I’ll make breakfast. Please?”

She huffs. “Oh, you’re no fun at all.” I hear her make her way upstairs. When I’m sure she’s gone, I uncover my eyes. “Do they really have no shame…? I know I asked her on a date, but usually the whole naked in the morning thing comes way later.” I turn on the stove and open the fridge. It’s empty.

“Oh. Uh, Luna? We don’t have food in the fridge. Is there a doughnut shop or something nearby?”

She comes downstairs in a black skirt and a sports bra.

“We could go to Sugarcube Corner.”

“Aren’t they just desserts?”

“Miss Pie will have doughnuts. We have a feeling.”

“And, uh….Is that appropriate for a Princess to wear?”

“We wear what we want!”

“Okay okay...sorry…..fuck…”

“What does that word mean?”

“What, fuck?”

“Yes! You say it so often, and yet you use it in different contexts.”

“Well, uh...it’s used in a lot of ways. It can be to display dislike for someone, like Fuck you. It can be used to display surprise, like Fuck me. It can be used for sexual requests, like fuck you or fuck me. Or it can be used to rudely request someone or something to leave, like fuck off.”

“Oh, that’s fascinating! Your language seems to be very complex. What sort of word is it?”

“It’s considered to be a swear word, which are accenting words to emphasize a certain point or tone.”

“Fascinating.” She takes my arm and pulls me along towards town.

“Hey, i can walk, you know.

She laughs. “We know! Is this not what a couple does?”

“Wait, we’re a couple?”

“Yes! Well, not yet. We have not had a date yet. But we have confidence that we will persuade you to stay with us.”

“Wait, wha-”

“Here we are!” We stop at the entrance. I actually gag from the overwhelmingly strong smell of gingerbread.

“Oh my! Princess Luna! We-we weren’t expecting you!” I hear a new voice exclaim. From behind the counter comes Mrs. Cake, who’s just as cute and pudgy as in the show. She’s very shapely and cute. Mr. Cake walks out from the kitchen and joins his wife. “What brings you in here, Princess?”

“We would like some doughnuts, please.”

“Oh, of course. No problem! Pin-” Mr. Cake starts, but she already is standing there with a baker’s dozen. “Got em! Twelve chocolate glazed doughnuts and one red velvet!”

“How….How the fuck did she know I loved red velvet….I haven’t said that to anyone here.”

“What do we owe you.”

The Cakes shake their heads. “Nothing for you, princess.”

“You are very kind, and we will enjoy them.”

Carrot looks over at me. “Oh, sorry sir! We’ll be right with you.”

“Oh, uh...I’m...I’m with L-The Princess. I’m, uh...Sam.”

They both go wide eyed. “You’re the human from the other night? You look...different.”

“I turned into a pony.”

“Well, if you ever need anything, don’t be afraid to ask!” Carrot beams.

“Thanks a lot, Mr. Cake.”

“Anytime, Sam.”

Luna walks out with a polite wave, and I follow her. She opens the box and eats a whole chocolate doughnut.

“Woah. Hungry?”

“Vewy.” She says with her cheeks packed cutely with food.

“Heh. Well, save the velvet one for me. That’s my favorite.”

“Hey, when’s your birthday?”

“Mine? January first.”

“New Year’s Day?”

“You guys have new years, too? Huh…Uh, yeah.”

“Ours is April 15th.”

“Got it. And I am going to guess your favorite color is purple?”

“How did you know that?”

“Wild guess.” She eats another full doughnut.

We make our way to the park, and she sits on a bench. I sit next to her. “Do alicorns need to eat more to handle the magic and flight?”

“No. We just love doughnuts.”

“Ah. Uh, I didn’t mean to offend…”

“Not at all. Our sister is worse. She loves-”

“Wait. Let me guess….Cake?”

“Now how did you know that?” She eyes me curiously.

“Well, um...Do you want the truth? You can’t tell anyone but Princess Celestia, okay?”

“Well, okay.”

I spend the next several hours explaining everything MLP related that I knew. After I finish, she’s just staring at the almost empty box of doughnuts, deep in thought.

“So, our universe….was created by a human….to entertain children?”

“Well, not this exact universe, but one parallel. This one I have never seen anywhere.”

“This is quite shocking news.”

“I didn’t want to tell anyone because it could cause a massive panic, but I trust you. In the words of my people: Luna is Best Princess.”

“Humans say that? Really?”

“Well, some of them. Some say Celestia is. And some say Cadance or Twilight is. But I’ve always lo-liked you best.”

She blushes deeply.

“We never thought anyone would love us over our sister. We always stay in her shadow.”

“Well, I prefer you.”

“That means quite a lot to me, Sam….Thank you.” She hugs me. I blush softly, and gently hug her back. I feel her mane for the first time. It feels like silk.

“Are you feeling our hair?”

“O-Oh, uh...sorry. Just….Always wanted to know how it felt.”

“You are a strange character, Sam.”

“Thank you.” We share a laugh.

We spend the rest of the day just talking about her life, which I wanted to know everything about. Her childhood, her parents, and the theory about Chrysalis being her sister.

“Wait. Some humans think Chrysalis is our other sister?”

“Yeah. It’s some huge conspiracy theory.”

“Well, we can assure she is not.”

“Oh, good. That would be an awkward family reunion.”

“Um, Sam….May we ask you a question?”

“Of course.”

“Do we...attract you?”

“Wh-like sexually?”

She nods sheepishly. “We thought you find us appalling this morning with our body on display, yet you say you prefer us to our sister and liked us before you even came here.”

“W-well, uh….I can say you’re definitely attractive.” I blush hard, looking at my knees in embarrassment.

I hear nothing for what feels like eternity. I finally look up at her, and she has tears streaming down her cheeks.

“L-Luna? Did...I didn’t mean to upset you…”

“We’re not upset, Sam. We’re happy. No one has ever found us attractive and treated us like just a pony, and not some goddess.”

“I’m….I’m so sorry...I had no idea you had it that hard…And if it makes you feel any better, I think you’re the nicest pony I’ve met since I came here.”

“Thank you, Sam.” She sniffles and smiles.

Her horn glows and the sun starts to set. Then, the moon rises.

“It’s beautiful…”

“Thank you...We love our night, but not many do.”

“Well, I would become a day sleeper just to see that moon every night. It’s gorgeous.”

She gasps softly, and I look over at her. She looks shocked.

“You...would do that?”

“Well, yes! I never much cared for daytime. I actually moved to my lab in New Jersey from Alaska, where it was dark for months at a time. It was amazing.”

Out of nowhere, she pulls me close and kisses me. My eyes widen in shock, but I quickly relax into it. It’s a little odd, but not unpleasant. I gently hug her to my chest as we hold the kiss in the moonlight.

We finally manage to separate after a long kiss, and she blushes deeply.

“That...was my first kiss.”

“M-mine too….”

We both blush at that.

“S-so, uh...Where should we have dinner tonight?”

“Well, we know a good restaurant in Canterlot.”

“Well, uh...as much as I liked flying, Canterlot is a long way. Can you teleport?”

“Of course we can! But I warn you, it’ll feel like being stretched. Painless, but strange.”

“Alright.” She puts her arms around me, her horn glows, and I feel my stomach lurch with a pop. We suddenly appear standing just outside Canterlot castle, and I stagger. “Woah….That was a new one.”

“It’s always odd for the first time.”

“I gathered. Well, uh...where to? I don’t know Canterlot as well as Ponyville.” She picks me up and carries me up to her bedroom balcony. She really is bigger than me in every way… She sets me down on the balcony.

“The kitchens make the best food in the city. And we can eat in the dining hall. Celestia eats in her room, so we have it to ourselves.”

“That’s awesome!” I look around the room, seeing the massive bed that could fit six Luna’s, a huge vanity, a telescope, and a walk-in closet.

“This room is very nicely made.”

“Thank you. Now, let me change and we’ll go downstairs.” She goes into the closet. I nod and sit at the foot of the bed. “Hey, Luna. I have a question. Well, more of a request.”

“Of course. We will try to fulfill it.”

“Could I take your picture after you get dressed?”

“You have a camera? Where?”

“On my phone.”

“That metal box from your world? It’s a camera?”

“Well, not just a camera. But it does have a camera.”

“We don’t mind at all.” She comes back into the room, wearing a flowing, blue evening gown, her gold shoes, and her tiara.

“Oh, wow….You look amazing.” She blushes softly. I pull out my phone and quickly take her picture. “Thank you.”

“Wait, you already took it? Where was the bright flash?”

“Didn’t need one.” I pull up the picture and show her.

“What do you intend to do with it?”

“I’m gonna keep it as my phone’s wallpaper.” I show her.

“That’s fascinating.”

I put my phone away and take her hand gently, blushing softly. She blushes, too. She leads me down to the dining room. I help her to her seat first before sitting beside her. Her chair was large with her cutie mark on the top. Mine was a plain wooden chair.

“Tia usually sits across from us when we eat here. We wish she would be closer.”

“Well, we’ll figure out a way.” Luna rings a little bell and a stallion in a suit walks out. She orders a meal for two, and his demeanor brightens when he sees me. He bows and goes back to the kitchens.

“What has him in a good mood?”

“He and the rest of the castle’s staff have been trying to find me a stallion for a long time now. But we have never brought any of them here. So we guess that he’s excited to see a new face.”

“Well, he seems like a nice guy.”

Several waiters and waitresses bring out large salads, sliced apples, and a bottle of wine. They all look very happy to see me.

“That is all, Clockspring.” Luna says with a small laugh. The head waiter bows and shoos everyone out. I grab the wine bottle, opening it. I pour her cup, then mine.

“You have very good manners.”

“My grandmother taught me when I was younger.”

“Well, she did an amazing job.”

We eat our salads. “Wow, this are amazing…”

“Freshest ingredients in Equestria.”

“You know, I should cook for you sometime, but I’ll have to improvise.”

“Is there anything you can’t do?”

I laugh. “I have no idea. Haven’t done much.”

She laughs, too. We get through the salad and apples before we start at the wine. The wait staff come in and out in random intervals, but I’m too engrossed with Luna and I’s conversation to notice.

“So, you have buildings in your world called Skyscrapers, yet most don’t actually scrape the skies?”

“Well, yes. It’s just a clever name by the architect.”

“And what is this Internet?”

“Oh, it’s a collection of all of human knowledge accessible by everyone.”

“That must mean every human is as smart as you, yes?”

“No. I’m actually in the minority. Most humans don’t graduate college, and some don’t even get through high school. I was just lucky to be gifted with intelligence.”

“That’s sad, actually…”

“Yeah, but humans are very complex. I barely understand them.”

She nods in understanding.

We finish the full bottle of wine as the waiter brings out tiramisu. Luna eats it happily. I give her my piece.

“Notta big fan of tiramisu?” She slightly slurs.

“Naaah. I can’t eat a lot of sweets. Not good with sugar.” I’m plastered, too.

“Das too baad. It’s really goood~” She eats my piece, too. After she finishes, she gets up and stumbles a little. I get up and hold her up the best I can, even though I only reach her underboob. “Woooo~! That was fuuunn! Wanna have a date tomorrow too? Every night?!”

“Luna, you’re reeeally hoooot.” I giggle as we stumble towards her room.

“You think we’re hot?”

“Uh huh! I’ve had a crush on you harder than any other pony ever before I came here.”

“You-you’re really cute too, Sam. We liked you even before you were a pony.” She admits.

“I had figured, but the species difference bothered me then.”

“Would you have sex with us if we asked?”

I giggle. “Oh yeah, now that I’m a pony, for suuure! But not while we’re shitfaced.”

“Whaaaaat?!” She laughs hysterically.

“Shitfaced means really drunk! Not a face full of shit, Luna!” I laugh with her. “I should never have taught you to swear.”

We get to her bed and she strips off her clothes. I blush as her full breasts jiggle freely as she takes her dress off. She pulls the dress down, and her massive, full moon butt is aimed right at me. It’s absolutely massive, so big I can’t see the rest of her past it. Normally, I would appreciate it in silence, but drunk me doesn’t give no fucks.

I walk right up behind her and give her ass a hard slap. She yelps, her wings flaring out instantly.

“S-Sam, did you just spank us?”

“Sorry, I couldn’t help it! It’s just so big and spankable!”

She grins and takes off my lab coat. She’s only in a thin pair of black, lace panties and her tiara.

“What’re you dooing?” I ask, not even fighting it.

“We wanna see your body in full, Sam.” She takes off my sweater, running her hand down from my neck to my abs.

“You really are built like a true stallion~ Twilight did well.”

With a flash of her horn, my pants are taken off.

“Woah, wait. I, uh...think we should be sober if we’re gonna do this. And I don’t have a condom.”

“It’s fine. Hang on.” Her horn glows, and seemingly nothing happens. “There. Now you can’t impregnate us. Not unless we want you to.” She pushes me over, and I land on the bed, my underwear straining to hold my new horse cock. She quickly takes them off, too, and my nearly two foot shaft springs free, standing at attention. Two grapefruit-sized balls lay on the bed under it.

“Oh, you are such a well build stallion~ Have you ever been blown by a princess before?”

“Well, I’ve never been blown bef-” She suddenly licks my shaft from base to tip very slowly, making me shudder hard.

“H-holy fuuuuck~” I moan softly.

“Mmm~ It tastes a little zesty. Hehehe.” Luna opens her mouth and stuffs.my tip in her mouth, slowly pushing her head down as she takes more and more of my cock down her throat.

“O-oh, fuuuck! Fuuuuuck!” I grip the sheets tightly. If I had toes anymore, they’d be curling right now. I grunt softly as she starts bobbing her head, slurping rather noisily on my cock. I look down at her, and her eyes lock with mine as she sucks away. Her eyes have nothing but love reflecting in them. I shakily sit up and hold the back of her head, pushing her lower and lower until my whole cock is in her throat. She licks my balls every time she reaches my base, and I blush deeply when I moan a little louder than I thought.

She pulls away and smiles, licking her lips. “You taste so good~ But I want you inside me right. Fucking. Now.”

“Ooh, I am glad I taught you that word~” I smirk. She turns away from me and sits on my lap, my cock hotdogging her fat asscheeks. “Oh, fuucking Christ.” I grab her cheeks and grope at them, floored by their goddess level of softness. She looks back at me and grins lustfully as she moves up and down, affectively stroking my cock with her fat ass.

“Oooooh~” I grunt and squeak in bliss, feeling her slightly swollen ponut grind on my cock. I admit it, i have read the fetish-y fanfictions about Luna before, and I love this so much more!

The room fills with soft slapping as she speeds up.

“Ooh, God...keep going~” I give her ass a spank, and she moans loudly.

“Oooh, you like being spanked, huh?” She nods with a soft moan. I grin and spank her harder, making her wings flutter. I don’t know what came over me, but I suddenly stand up and lay her face down on the bed as I stand over her. I grab the base of one of her wings with one hand and the base of her tail with the other as I thrust between her cheeks, making the bed rock. She moans and squeaks with each thrust.

“S-Sam, you feel so gooood~! Keep going! Use us however you want!” Ooh, she’s definitely a sub. I grin and pull almost all the way back. I don’t know if it was my instinct or the new pony mindset, but I knew exactly how to fuck her.

“Wh-why did you st-” I grin as she stops the second my tip presses against her fat ponut.

“O-Oh, oh gosh. Be gentle?” she looks back at me with a hard blush.

“Hmm...We’ll see.” I stuff my tip in, making her arch her back and moan loudly. I grin and push in deeper and deeper, her ass squeezing and flexing around my cock.

“Fuuuuck, you’re so tight~!” I let go of her wing and grab her fat asscheek as I slowly push down to my base, my waist engulfed in fat, blue ass. I grab both of her cheeks and thrust aggressively, making her whole body rock. Her ass jiggles and shakes with each thrust.

“Aaaaahn~!!” She moans loudly, biting the sheets tightly. I fuck her relentlessly hard, not slowing down at all. Her ass makes lewd slurping sounds as her puckered hole sucks on my cock.

“Mng...I’m gonna cum, Luna. Inside or out?”

“Fill me, Sam!! Fill mee! I want to feel your load inside me!”

I slam into her hard and cum, hugging her ass as my cock explodes inside her. I pant heavily, nipping at her ass as I fill her up. I hear a soft gloorp sound and look for the source. Her belly was actually swelling slowly from my load.

I finally stop after nearly two full minutes, leaving her with a swollen belly that looks like she’s swallowed a beach ball. I slowly pull out and lay my cock between her cheeks.

“I-I think I was really pent up….” I look down at her, and notice she’s hugging her belly, out cold. I chuckle tiredly and move her up into bed before collapsing next to her, hugging her from behind as I fall asleep too.

Author's Note

I regret nothing.