Kinky Time T.V.

(Six Hours Later, P.O.V. Twilight)

I read and reread the scroll from Princess Celestia. This can’t be right. There has to have been some kind of misunderstanding. She wants me to introduce him to our culture? Our customs? That’s such a big task! But I won’t fail!

I roll up the scroll and file it away with the rest when Spike walks in. “Twilight, why are you still up? It’s almost three in the morning…” I can’t help but giggle at my little dragon’s tired face.

“Sorry, Spike. I’m just worried that I won’t do a good job introducing Cross to our society. I mean, I barely fit in as it is.”

“Twilight, you’re overreacting again. It’ll be fine. Now go to sleep…” He yawns and goes back out the library door. I sigh and smile, blowing out my candle. As I stand to get ready for bed, I hear a pop behind me.

“Twilight, have you seen Cross? We can’t find him anywhere! And we can’t see his dreams!” Luna shouts, suddenly appearing.

“No, not since the other day. Luna, just calm down. It’ll be fine. I’m sure he’s just wandered off somewhere. He is new here after all.”

Luna sighs and breathes slowly. “You’re right. We may just be overreacting.” I jump a little qs a black scroll suddenly appears between us in a green puff of smoke. I grab it and unroll it.

“It’s from Chrysalis!”

“That wretched beast!? What does she want?”

“Let’s see…..Twilight and Princesses, I have your newcomer...If you want to see him alive again, surrender your kingdom and its citizens to me. If you fail, I will use his abilities to destroy everything you hold dear to you, then kill him while you all watch. Oh, and to Luna in particular….” I gasp and cover my mouth.

“What!? What does it say!?” Luna shouts.

“I….I can’t….” I give her the scroll. She takes it frantically, and a picture falls out. Cross is laying against the throne, naked, bruised, and bloodied. His legs are broken and bent at odd angles, and he’s strung to her throne. The word ‘Pet’ is cut into his chest.

Luna stares at the picture blankly for quite a long time.

“P-princess?”

Luna suddenly shifts from blue to black, and her eyes flash bright white.

“THAT WHORSE WILL DIE FOR HER CRIMES!”

Luna, now Nightmare Moon, vanishes.

“Oh no….oh no, this is bad….I have to get help! SPIIIKE! GET IN HERE!”

He rushes in. “What?! What happened?!”

“Chrysalis foalnapped Cross and Luna turned to Nightmare!”

“What?! Why?!” I give him the picture, and he gags.

“Chrysalis did that?! She’s usually so predictable! This is a whole new low for her…”

“Spike, write to Princess Celestia and get her to find Luna. I’ll gather the Elements. His power in her hands could cause a lot of chaos!” I quickly rush out.

I make a beeline straight to Sweet Apple Acres. “APPLEJAAACK!!” In seconds, she opens her window.

“Whut in tarnation are ya screamin about at three in the mornin?!”

“Chrysalis has Cross! Get to the Castle now! It’s an emergency!” Her eyes widen and she disappears.

I teleport to Rarity’s and knock on the door frantically. A moment later, Rarity opens the door, clad in her nightgown.

“Darling, what’s th-”

“Chrysalis has Cross.”

“...I understand. I’ll meet you at the castle!” She rushes upstairs.

I fly up to Cloudsdale. “RAINBOOOW!”

She peeks her head out of her window. “What is it, egghead?”

“Chrysalis has Cross! Get Pinkie and Fluttershy, then meet me at Friendship Castle now!” She zips of with a flash of colors. I teleport back to the castle, pacing back and forth nervously in the Map room.

“This is really bad...She could have any number of foreign technologies with Cross’ powers….we should’ve kept a better eye on him….”

The girls all barge in. “We came as fast as we could!” Rarity exclaims.

“Why can’t villains work during daytime…” Dash complains.

“Not right now, Dash. We need to find Cross as soon as possible. Chrysalis with his abilities can wreak havoc across the whole planet as far as we know. And he can’t resist her forever. We need to act fast! SPIKE!”

He runs into the room. “I just sent the letter to the Princess.”

“Thank Celestia...Okay, girls. We need something of his for a locator spell. Split up and find something of his. Anything! Hurry!”

“Right!” They say collectively and run out of the room. Fluttershy walks up to me and sniffles.

“Is he going to be okay, Twilight?”

“I’m sure he’ll be okay, Fluttershy.”

“It’s just...I-I joined his harem, and he was with me and Luna at my cottage before he disappeared….I’m so worried.” She sobs.

I hug her close. “It’s okay, Flutters. We’ll get him back.”

I levitate the picture of him and hide it. She doesn’t need to see that.

“If only I was stronger….I could be more useful….but I’m just weak….”

“Fluttershy, you are just as useful as any of us. And you’re stronger than you know.”

Her eyes suddenly widen. “Twilight, is it possible that some remnant of the Vampire Fruit Bat is still in me?”

I tap my chin. “I suppose it could….But why in Equestria do you want to know about that now?”

“Vampire Fruit Bats can smell fruits from miles away! If I could just turn back, maybe I can sniff him out!”

“Fluttershy, that’s…..risky. I mean, how do we know you won’t just make a run for the apple orchard?”

“We have to try, Twilight. Please….he’s my Heart.”

(For later reference, the Heart is the Male of a harem)

“Okay...Stand still.” My horn lights up and I scan her body.

“There! There’s a trace of it left. It’s faint, but there. We just need something of his….”

The girls, as if on cue, burst in. “We found his lab coat at Shy’s place!” Dash exclaims. I take it from her and look at Shy.

“Girls, step back. Shy, are you sure about this?” She nods.

I nod back and give her an apple. She looks at it for a moment before she starts salivating. AJ gasps.

“Twi, are ya nuts?! Yer usin Flutterbat?!” Shy’s wings turn to bat wings and she grows fangs. Her mane becomes disheveled and messy. She bites into the apple, draining it in seconds.

“Okay, Fluttershy...You can find him….” I float the coat to her. She grabs it and sniffs it a few times, then sniffs the air.

“I think she has something!” Shy suddenly zooms out the window.

“Follow her quick!” Dash zips after, and I fly after Dash.

“We’re coming, Cross. Just hang on.”