Questions over a cup of tea
Lavender tea is very relaxing wouldn't you say? But the faces that the princesses were giving was telling me that they were feeling anything but relaxed.
Luna looked a bit stern but when she learns about the history of monsters she will come around.
Cadence was looking uneasy. That probably being said that she was trying not to offend me but her husband was doing a very good job for her glaring at me like I was the offspring of Discord and Prince Blueblood. That would be the greatest villain Equis has ever known.
Celestia was evaluating me probably checking if I was a threat or a being of peace.
Twilight had the weirdest expression. She had that crazy look in her eye. Probably because the tea I was drinking wasn't going on the floor. I decided to wait until she snapped. I didn't have to wait long.
Twilight dashed up to my and yanked my shirt up to reveal a clean ribcage. Making a chain of reactions.
"How"?
I slapped her away yanking down my shirt and blushing a bright green.
Everyone else's horns began to glow with magic with lead to the door being banged down and me being tackled to the ground by a rainbow blur.
EVERYPONY STOP! yelled Princess Celestia.
"Twily are you okay"? Asked Shining Armour as he ran over to his sister.
"I'm okay". Twilight said holding her cheek.
"Why has thou struck down Princess Twilight"? Luna said in the Royal Canterlot voice.
"Because she lifted my shirt up"! I yelled still blushing.
"Why is that such a big deal"? Princess Celestia asked her voice dripping with anger.
"Because that's what my kind does when they... you know".
"No I don't". Princess Clestia said even more angry."Please explain".
"How do you think Shining Armour and Cadence got Flurry Heart"?
Everyone in the room started to blush. "Oh".
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"Well I imagine that you have some questions". I said sitting on a chair in Canterlot castle.
"Yes how did you drink that tea with out it going through your body". Twilight asked curiously.
"Well my body is mainly made of magic but it still has organic properties so the food doesn't go directly through it".
She started to write that down.
"Also I'm only going to let you have one question each otherwise we would be here all day".
Twilight pouted while everyone in the room agreed.
"Okay do y'all have any family"? Applejack asked.
"My big Brothers Sans, Papyrus and my dad. Dad was originally the Royal scientist for the king and queen before an accident happened and he got trapped in the Void. Papyrus is a royal guard in training and part time spaghetti chef and prefers to be called the great Papyrus and Sans is a part time comedian and a Judge witch is sort of a person who evaluates threats undercover".
"When's your birthday"? Pinkie asked pulling out a pencil and notepad from her mane.
"March the 29th".
"Do you have a girlfriend"?
Everyone looked at Rarity funny. "What I can't get involved in a little gossip"?
"I'm a girl and not gay so no".
"When your shirt got lifted up there was a green heart. What is that"?
"I'll explain it later Princess Luna since its tied to my magic and it's very complicated".
"You said royal guard does that mean you have a queen and king"? Shining armour said still annoyed.
"Yes and no".
Everyone looked at me curiously.
"It involves my kinds history which I will explain later".
"What is your kind called"? Asked Princess Cadence.
"Monsters".
"Why is your kind called monsters"? Fluttershy whispered.
"Explain later".
"Is your royal guard tough"?
"No but Undyne is".
"I bet she's not as tough as me".
"She can beat a whole army".
Silence.
"And now for my question". Princess Celestia said standing up.
"How Ring Ring. Ring Ring.
My phone?
"Hello"?
"ROSE"!!!
"Papyrus"?!?
