Don't Drop The Soap

by PRlNCESS CADENCE

Rating: mature
Tags: Sex, Feather Bangs, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Porn, Cozy Glow
Length: 6098

Feather Bangs creampies Cozy Glow

Day 8 of the 12 Days of Feather Bangs!

Feather Bangs has just joined the royal guard! Everypony is so proud of how far he has come since he was just a bachelor in Starlight's old village, but he still has a way to go before getting the complete respect of his senior officers.

One day, the royal guards all decide that it would be the most hilarious gag to send Feather Bangs on a very important mission: help guard Tartarus. What Feather Bangs might not realize, though, is that this place holds more than just the most deadly creatures in Equestria.

It also holds prime filly pussy.

Featured on December 21st, 2018! I :heart: you guys!

Published 2018-12-21 21:10:01 UTC
Last updated 2018-12-21 21:10:01 UTC

Don't Drop The Soap

Looking all around him, the stares he received were ruthless and uncaring, like he had just walked into an enemy’s base and immediately became surrounded by ponies ready to take him out. It wasn’t long since he had joined the royal guard, mostly due to the recommendation of the friend of a friend, but it wasn’t long after that when he found himself stuck in the middle of what some ponies would call a warzone. If he didn’t make his move in that instant, they would descend upon him, and the only thing he could do at this point was trust in his best judgement, praying to Celestia that he had made the right choice.

“What’ll it be, Feather Bangs?” the stallion with a scar across his left eye asked in a demanding tone.

“I don’t know, guys,” he replied, sweat dripping down his neck.

“You’re gonna have to make a move at some point,” said the stallion to his right, wrapping his hooves around Feather Bangs’s shoulders. “Just show us already.”

With a gulp, the tan stallion with the gorgeous feathery mane dropped what was in his hooves, placing it in front of the burly ponies around him, to which they all descended like timberwolves. Then, looking back up at Feather Bangs, a smile crossed their lips.

“Is that all you’ve got?” the scarred pony asked.

“Y-yeah…”

“Ha! Pocket aces and you still ain’t got nothin’! Three of a kind!”

The pony with the scar across his eye then leaned over the pile of chips in front of him, wrapping his hooves around them and raking them back to his own pile, but before he could get too far, the pony to his right held out his hoof. “Not so fast, Scarface.” Then, throwing his own cards onto the table before them, everypony’s eyes went wide in shock to see that he had a flush with five diamonds, winning the whole pot.

“White Sky, you weasel!” Scarface shouted, banging his hoof onto the table, making Feather Bangs flinch in fear. “You said you didn’t have nothin’!”

“I lied,” White Sky replied with a cackle. “You should know me by now.”

Scarface growled at his cohort while Feather Bangs sat back in silence, having lost all his chips and now being forced out of the game completely. “What happened, Feather Bangs?” Scarface asked. “You were doin’ so good in the beginning!”

“I guess poker isn’t really my specialty,” he replied bashfully, rubbing the back of his head.

“Looks like you’re the first one out,” White Sky added. “You know what that means.”

It meant that they got to pull whatever practical joke on him that they wanted. This was just how things worked in the royal guard, which Feather Bangs was slowly learning was commonplace whenever the guard recruited new members, especially members as soft as Feather Bangs. Shining Armor, the captain of the guard, advised that he be put into this squad so that the other members could help him get accustomed to his new life in the military, but so far the majority of what he had experienced was getting picked on in various ways, mostly in the form of punishments for losing games.

“Alright, guys,” Feather Bangs sighed. “What did you have in mind?”

White Sky looked at Scarface with a smarmy smile, to which Scarface responded the same as the two stallions turned their attention back to the rookie cadet. “You know what, kid?” Scarface asked. “We’re gonna let you off the hook. You shouldn’t have to be punished just for losin’ a game of poker.”

Suddenly, Feather Bangs’s ears perked up. “Wait, really?”

“Sure,” White Sky replied. “In fact, we’re gonna help you learn the ropes around here at a little bit of an… er… accelerated pace.”

The way he said it made Feather Bangs weary, having learned to not trust the majority of what his seniors told him regarding his own role in the guard. Still, though, if it meant that they wouldn’t be pulling one of their practical jokes, it was worth giving them a chance at least once. “Alright,” Feather Bangs said. “What did you have in mind?”

The two stallions then looked at each other with an even wider smile, further solidifying that Feather Bangs had made the wrong choice.

“Here we are,” Shining Armor said, leading Feather Bangs through a portal into a dark cave, desolate of any light other than the fiery brimstone of the cavern itself. “I can’t thank you enough for picking up this shift, Feather Bangs. Keep taking initiative like this and you’ll move up in the ranks in no time.”

“No sweat, Cap,” Feather Bangs replied, hanging his head low while looking up in fear at the frightening new setting around him. “Whatever I can do for my team, right?”

“That’s the spirit. Anyway, I’ll be back tomorrow to take you back to the base. You’ll be fine until then, right?”

“Yeah. Just uh… one question…” Shining Armor tilted his head in confusion, making Feather Bangs feel even more nervous about what he was going to ask. “Where… am I?”

Shining Armor blinked in surprise, his jaw dropping slightly with only shocked grunts escaping his lips. “Feather Bangs… You’re in Tartarus.” Suddenly, his eyes went wide in shock. The other guards were known to play some pretty mean-spirited pranks, but this was taking things to an entirely new level of cruelty. Tartarus was the deepest depths of Equestria where they held the most dangerous ponies and beasts that have ever touched the surface, meaning that if anything were to go wrong, Feather Bangs would die. “Are you sure you’re going to be OK? I don’t want to send you down here if you’re not feeling confident. White Sky is on-call right now. I could send him a message and--”

“No!” Feather Bangs shouted, catching Shining Armor off guard slightly. “I mean, naw, I’m good.”

“Are you sure?”

“Yeah. No problem, Cap.” It was actually a very big problem, but the only thing he was scared of more than Tartarus itself were the ponies he would be pissing off if they had to work an extra shift just because he couldn’t handle things himself. At least in Tartarus, the dangerous beasts were all in cages.

“Alright,” Shining Armor replied with a sigh. “I’ll trust you, but if you have any issue at all, I want you to alert the guards outside. You’re going to be by yourself in here, but I don’t want you going at this alone if you don’t feel like you can handle it.”

Feather Bangs flipped his mane, portraying a confidence that contradicted the lack thereof that he was really feeling on the inside. “Relax, Cap. You go back to keeping the Crystal Empire safe and I’ll worry about keeping the rest of Equestria safe. You can count on me.”

Shining Armor walked back towards the teleportation portal, still holding a hesitant expression, but with no significant reason to doubt his new soldier, he gave the earth pony a salute and made his way back to the Crystal Empire, dissolving the portal behind him. Suddenly, Feather Bangs was all alone in this cave, despite the fact that he was now surrounded by terrifying creatures that would literally rip him apart if anything went wrong.

“OK, deep breath, Feather,” the stallion told himself, taking a large breath in and out of his mouth. “Just remember what the captain said and everything will be fine. Now, what was the protocol for this place again?” Then, pulling a checklist from his uniform, he looked over the itinerary with squinted eyes. “Make your rounds once every hour. Alright. Sounds easy enough.” The stallion then put the checklist back into his armor, but looking around at the terrifying creatures around him, he realized that it may not be as simple as he had originally believed.

First, he had to check to make sure that all of the cages were intact, which meant physically shaking the locks themselves to see if any of them were loose or broken, and if he wasn’t quick about it, he’d end up chimera food in no time. Second, he needed to make sure Cerberus was at his post and keeping watch over the door, and even though the other guards thought that Cerberus was a big softie, he was still a three thousand pound dog. Luckily, so far everything had gone according to plan, giving Feather Bangs the clearance he needed to move onto the final item on the checklist, checking up on Tartarus’s VIPS, the most destructive creatures to ever exist.

As Feather Bangs made his way up the path, however, he was immediately greeted by a menacing chortle from inside one of the cages. “Well, well, well,” the voice said eerily. “It looks like we have a new face among us today.”

“No talking, prisoner,” the stallion ordered, as he had been taught to say verbatim.

“Ooooh, you are definitely new here. Perhaps I should introduce myself?”

“N-no talking, prisoner!” he repeated, although his shaking legs weren’t helping his cause. Out of nowhere, though, the dark figure emerged from the shadows of the cage, revealing a red and black centaur with an iron nosering. This was the number one most wanted criminal Equestria had ever seen, and he was even more terrifying up close.

“My name is Tirek, and your name is…?”

“N-n-no t-talking, p-p-p-p--”

“I don’t think he’s going to change his mind unless you say please,” another voice said suddenly, making Feather Bangs jump in place. “Although, he did introduce himself, so it’s kind of rude to just ignore him like that.”

Finally, another shadow emerged from the cage immediately to Tirek’s left, revealing a small pink pony with a light blue mane curled in tiny loops, but that wasn’t what surprised him most. The truly unexpected part about her was… “You’re just a filly!”

“And you’re just a big old meanie who won’t even tell us his name!” she replied with a pout. “Mr. Tirek here has been nothing but polite to you so far, but you’re not giving him any chance to be your friend at all!”

“Stop calling me ‘Mister’ Tirek!” the centaur shouted, pulling out his hair, but Feather Bangs had other qualms about what she just said.

“Be his friend?!” Feather Bangs asked incredulously. “He’s a criminal! He doesn’t deserve any friends!”

The filly gasped loudly, covering her mouth with her hoof to exaggerate her reaction even further. “Golly, mister! I think everypony deserves a chance at friendship! At least, that’s what Princess Twilight taught me at the school of friendship.”

“Oh, yeah? If the princess really taught you that well then why are you here?”

“...I made an oopsie.”

Feather Bangs slapped his hoof to his face, shaking his head as he tried to grasp how she could possibly justify herself with something like that. “Girl, they don’t just send anypony to Tartarus. The only reason you’d be here is if you tried to threaten all of Equestria, not just because of an oopsie.”

“It was a big oopsie.” Feather Bangs slapped his other hoof to his face. “By the way, I’m Cozy Glow! What’s your name?"

“Feather Bangs.”

“You see, Mr. Tirek? All you gotta do is get to know him a little bit and he’ll be super nice to you! Professor Fluttershy taught me that one.”

Suddenly, Feather Bangs grasped the reality of what he had just done. Conversing with the prisoners was strictly against protocol, something that could lead him to severe disciplinary action if any of the other guards found out. “No talking, prisoner!”

“Oh, not that again!” Cozy Glow replied with a shrug. “You see, Mr. Feather Bangs, the most important way to get somepony to listen to you is by listening to them! If you don’t treat ponies with respect, they’re probably not gonna listen to you very much, but if you take the time to make them feel good about themselves, they’ll do anything you want!”

“What…” Feather Bangs began, trying to speak as little as possible. “What did you do to get put in here in the first place?”

“I tried to steal all the magic in Equestria and raise an army of friendship to become the most powerful pony in Equestria while trapping Twilight and her friends in Tartarus forever, which actually would have worked if SOMEPONY hadn’t let them out!!!” Cozy Glow heaved in anger before taking a deep breath and returning to her usual perky demeanor. “But enough about me. What made you want to join the royal guard, Mr. Feather Bangs?”

“Would you quit that?!” Feather Bangs exploded as the pressure of his fears began to collapse inside of him. Cozy Glow shrunk to the corner of her cage, but he couldn’t exactly have sympathy for her when she was a prisoner in Tartarus, which he was supposed to be guarding. “I don’t wanna be your friend, girl! The only reason I’m here is to make sure you're not up to anything! Now, turn around, and no more talking.”

Feather Bangs then turned around himself and began walking back down the path before he could get himself into any more trouble, but before he had made it more than a few steps, a small voiced called out, “Why?”

“Because I said so!” Feather Bangs snapped, turning back to face Cozy Glow. “You’re here to be punished! What part of that do you not understand?!”

Cozy Glow paused for a few moments, raising her eyebrow as she looked Feather Bangs in the eye. “Well, if you wanna punish me, why don’t you just spank me?”

Suddenly, Feather Bangs had no response, embarrassingly caught of guard by Cozy Glow’s snide lip. “Well… maybe I will!”

The filly rolled her eyes. “Prove it.”

“Fine!” Feather Bangs relented, grabbing his keys to open up the cage while looking around him to make sure there was no way for Cozy Glow to exit out. “Bet you didn’t think I really would, did you?”

“You still haven’t proven anything.” Cozy Glow then turned around, raising her perky backside into the air and wagging it in front of Feather Bangs’s face, leaving him slack jawed in embarrassment once again. “I’m waitiiiiing.”

This was just another commonality in Feather Bangs’s life, with nopony, especially women, taking him as anything more than a joke, but he joined the royal guard to put an end to all that. He wasn’t going to be just a pushover, letting stallions walk all over him as they stole women they knew he was courting or mares taking advantage of his kindness while ignoring his feelings completely. This, though, was an all-time low. He had never been disrespected like this by a filly before, and there was no way he was going to go back to his senior officers knowing that he couldn’t even control a little girl.

With his hoof raised to the sky in anger, Feather Bangs swept through the air beneath him, landing against the filly’s butt with a loud smack, leaving her body with a red hoofprint. If anypony asked him how it happened, he would probably be able to get away with saying it was for disciplinary purposes, but what was more important right now was seeing how the filly reacted. Hopefully now she would know her place.

“Wow, Feather Bangs!” she said with a smile on her face. “That one really hurt! You sure didn’t hold anything back, didja?”

It didn’t even phase her! How was he supposed to put her in line if not even brute force was enough to intimidate her? “What do you want?!” he asked angrily, throwing his hooves up in the air.

Cozy Glow, however, reacted with a giggle. “I just wanna be your friend, silly!”

“Fine. We’re friends. Now no more talking.”

“Heh,” Tirek chuckled. “I’ve been saying that since she moved in here.”

Feather Bangs pointed his hoof towards Tirek, about to say something in retaliation, but before he got that chance, Cozy Glow reached up and pulled on his tail gently, bringing his attention back to face her. “You really mean it, Feather Bangs? You’ll really be my friend?”

“Yes!” Feather Bangs replied in frustration. “Now will you please be quiet until the next guard comes in?”

Cozy Glow put her hoof to her chin, looking off to the side as she contemplated deeply, which Feather Bangs could only hope meant that she was going to agree, so long as he pretended to be friends with her. “How can I be sure we’re really friends?”

“Oh, no! I ain’t helpin’ you get out of here!”

“That’s not what I mean, silly! What I mean is…” The filly then traced her hoof in circles on the floor of her cage as her cheeks began to glow a bright red. “How good of friends are we?”

“Best friends! Now no more talking while I go back to doing my rounds.”

As Feather Bangs turned back to the door of the cage, however, Cozy Glow grabbed him by the hoof, looking up at him with longing eyes. “Then can you show me where I went wrong? I was sent here because I didn’t understand how friendship really worked, and so I ended up making a bad decision. Maybe if you teach me what friendship really is, then Celestia will give me a second chance.”

Feather Bangs sighed calmly, no longer resisting as the filly pulled on his hoof. She may have done something that resulted in magic nearly being depleted from Equestria forever, but she was still just a filly! How could he just turn his back on her when she would risk spending eternity there? Whether or not her plan actually worked and Celestia ended up letting her go was one thing, but he could at least try.

“Fine,” Feather Bangs relented, falling down on his haunches.

“Yaaaay! Now, where should we start?”

“Uh… how about where you went wrong?”

“Oh, right! That. It was wrong of me to try to use friendship as a way to manipulate ponies into becoming my army so that we could essentially take over the political infrastructure of Equestria. It was also wrong of me to trap three fillies in a closet.”

“Wait,” Feather Bangs said, rubbing his forehead as the conversation got weirder. “Why did you trap three fillies in a closet?”

“Because they were in my way.”

“You can’t just trap fillies because they’re doing something you don’t like!”

Cozy Glow tilted her head. “But… isn’t that what you’re doing to me right now?”

Crap. As crazy as it sounded, her analogy was actually spot on. “Well… you see…”

“How come ponies are always so reluctant to answer my questions? Nopony can tell me the difference between what I was doing to Twilight and her friends versus what Twilight and her friends did to me. Nopony can tell me what’s so inherently wrong with looking to become a powerful mare by collecting as many friends as possible. Plus, nopony can tell me where foals come from! Why is it so hard to get answers to these questions?”

“...I’m sorry. What was that last one?”

“Whenever I ask where foals come from, everypony seems to go all quiet.” Feather Bangs rubbed the back of his neck, avoiding eye contact awkwardly. “See? Like that!”

Suddenly, Feather Bangs heard a loud laugh coming from Tirek behind him, embarrassing him even further. “What’s wrong, Feather Bangs? I thought the two of you were friends! Why not give her a demonstration?”

“Whoa! Hold up!” the stallion said, backing himself up towards the cage door. “I-I don’t think I’m the right pony to answer that for you.”

“I still have magic, you know,” Tirek said with a chuckle. “It might not be as strong as it used to be, but it’s still enough to help in areas you may be lacking in.”

Before Feather Bangs could rebuttal, however, he felt a tingling sensation between his legs, and looking down at his crotch, he could begin to see his phallus gradually growing past his sheath and into plain view. Feather Bangs then covered his penis as quickly as he could, but not quickly enough to avoid Cozy Glow’s attention completely.

“What’s that?” she asked, fluttering in the air to see past his hooves. “Is that where foals come from?”

“N-no! It’s--”

“It’s not where foals come from?”

“It is, but--”

“Gosh, Mr. Feather Bangs. I wish you would just come out and tell me what the heck is going on.”

The tan stallion, member of the royal guard, the most prestigious fighting force in all of Equestria, was now blushing in a cage that he had put himself in while a filly was trying to peak at his penis. He had no idea what he was doing here in the first place, but he was certain that he never wanted to come back here, even if it meant leaving the royal guard. Sadly, Feather Bangs moved his hooves away in defeat, giving up any hope he had of making it out of there without humiliation while giving the filly an eyefull of stallionhood.

“Wow!” Cozy Glow exclaimed. “I’ve never seen one of those before! Is that what all boys have?”

Feather Bangs sighed, trying to ignore Tirek laughing hysterically in the background. “Yes. This is where foals come from.”

The pink filly’s stare grew more intense, never blinking as she moved closer and closer to the dick in front of her. “Can I touch it?”

“Why not? I’ll probably be banished here after today anyway.”

After gazing on the stiffening member in front of her for a few more moments, Cozy Glow slowly lifted her hoof up and poked the stretching skin, yanking her hoof back as it wiggled back and forth. “It’s kinda funny-looking. How does it work?”

“Well… You know how fillies have something that colts don’t, right?”

“You mean a vagina?”

"..."

"..."

"Baaaaahahahaha!"

“...Yeah, that. Anyway, what you do is--”

“You know what I just noticed? My vagina is kinda like a big ol’ hole, and something like this looks like it’d be the perfect fit. Huh. Wouldn’t it be weird if somepony tried to put one of those in there?” There was a long pause, filled with Tirek's incessant laughter until Cozy Glow finally understood what was going on. “Oh. That’s how foals are made… isnt it?”

“Yeah, pretty mu--”

“But hold on a sec! My mouth and butt are holes too! Could I get pregnant if you put it in one of those too?”

Feather Bangs was practically dripping with sweat at this point, avoiding eye contact with Cozy Glow as best as he could. “Actually, no, because--”

“Here, why don’t we try it?” Without warning, Cozy Glow turned around, tossing her tail to the side and revealing her clenched anus atop her small, filly vulva, making Feather Bangs’s entire face turn a deep crimson. “Go ahead, Mr. Feather Bangs. Try putting it in my butt.”

“I-I-I gotta get out of here.” As Feather Bangs turned around to get himself out of the cage, however, a magical forcefield clicked the lock shut, trapping him along with the overly-curious little girl. “Tirek! Get me out of here, now!”

“What for?” he asked with a smile. “It’s not like they can banish me anywhere else. I’ll tell you what, though. I’ll unlock this cage for you, but only if you go through with what this filly wants. I mean, the two of you are friends, aren’t you?”

Feather Bangs looked down at the lock on the cage, then back up to Tirek. He would face being banished to the sun if he actually went through with something like this, but he would still be in plenty of trouble if the next shift caught him not only talking to Cozy Glow, but trapped in her cage with a massive erection. Finally, with a stern voice he asked, “Do you promise not to say another word to the other guards?”

“Oh, alright. It’s not like I would get anything out of that anyway.”

“The same thing goes for you too, Cozy Glow.”

The filly in front of him shrugged, still with her private area in full viewing pleasure. “Sure. Honesty was never a strength of mine anyway.”

Feather Bangs exhaled deeply, clearing his mind of anything but justifications as to why he was making the right choice by taking away this filly’s virginity… and also why he was doing it through her butt. With all reservations behind him, he grabbed the filly by the flanks angling his member until it was in a direct line with Cozy Glow’s anus. “You might wanna brace yourself, girl. This could hurt a little bit.”

Finally, with no other viable reason to hold off any longer, he pushed his hips towards Cozy Glow’s pelvis, gently inserting his cock into the little girl’s tight, clenched butthole. The filly squeaked, her body becoming visibly more tense, but she wasn’t saying a word about the pain she must have been in.

“You still good, Cozy Glow?”

“Yup! Never better!”

She was right. Honestly really wasn’t a strength of hers. Eventually, though, her curiosity would be taken care of and she’d ask to stop, but until then, he would just keep going like nothing was wrong. Besides, despite how disgusting he felt for doing something he believed to be so wrong, he would be lying if he said that her butt wasn’t doing anything for him. Once he got about half of his penis into her rectum, he began pulling himself back out, giving Cozy Glow a sigh of relief as it slid back out of her anal canal.

“Is that it?” Cozy Glow asked, making Feather Bangs reflexively pull the rest of his member out of her anus. “How do I know if I’m pregnant? Is there a way to check?”

“Well,” Feather Bangs began awkwardly, “it actually take a while of doing that before anything happens.”

“Oh. OK. Go ahead, then!” And just like that, Cozy Glow’s butt was facing the air, her tail out of the way to give Feather Bangs another perfect entryway back inside her. With another slow start, Feather Bangs placed his hooves back onto Cozy Glow’s flanks and pushed his way back into Cozy Glow’s butt, this time much more easily than before.

Feather Bangs was much less hesitant this time around, pushing much more of his shaft at a much quicker pace, but Cozy Glow seemed like she was getting used to it already, maybe even enjoying it. In fact, as much as Feather Bangs hated himself for thinking it, he didn’t want to stop. The feeling of her tight skin gripping around his skin with a stronger grip than any mare had ever given him filled his senses with the most pleasure he’d had since his very first orgasm. Soon, he found himself in a fixed rhythm, moving his shaft through her hips as Cozy Glow bent her upper body forward, allowing him to angle himself down and fill even more of her opening.

He tried not to look down, but the sight of Cozy Glow’s butt was almost as enticing as the small blips of sound that would come out of her mouth every so often when he hit one of her sensitive areas. Feather Bangs ran his hoof across her cutie mark, pressing his hoof harder against her as his pace began to pick up, ramming her at the pace he normally had reserved for full-grown mares.

“Mmm,” Cozy Glow cooed. “I can see why so many mares are excited to be moms.”

Again Feather Bangs cursed himself, but knowing that stopping was just not an option at this point, he decided to just enjoy the ride, feeling the deep crevices of her insides grind against the head of his penis. Her breathing was beginning to pick up as well, sighing femininely as she exhaled, almost like small, high-pitched moans that she couldn’t keep to herself. Then, suddenly, he began to feel her hips moving in tandem with his own, creating an even deeper thrust every time their pelvises collided together, giving them both an overwhelm of passion.

“M-Mr. Feather Bangs?”

“Y-yes, Cozy Glow?”

“C-could you actually spank me one more time?” Feather Bangs didn’t hesitate, slapping the filly across the butt with all his force, making her scream out in both pain and pleasure. “Do it again!” Once again, he spanked her just as hard as before, and pretty soon, he was going to leave her entire flank red, which he wasn’t as sure he would be able to explain to the other guards.

Feather Bangs was enjoying himself too much, to the point where he didn’t even care how old she was anymore. If she was old enough to be banished to tartarus forever, he reasoned, then she was old enough to have sex with him in all of its varieties. Besides, he wouldn’t last too much longer if she continued to scream the way she did every time his hoof made contact with her perfectly round butt, but he still had something else he wanted to try before finishing with her completely.

“Hey, Cozy Glow?”

“Y-yes, Mr. Feather Bangs?”

“You wanna know somethin’ that’d make you feel real good?”

“You mean there’s something that feels even better than this?!”

Without slowing down his pace, Feather Bangs then moved his hoof down her flank, below her anus and across her lower folds, making her gasp so hard that she began choking on her own saliva. “You alright, baby girl?”

“Don’t *cough* stop!”

“Hold on a minute,” Feather Bangs replied, pulling his cock out of her butt and letting her take a minute to stop coughing. ”I’mma go back in a second, but when I do, it’s gonna feel even better.”

Cozy Glow looked back and nodded, giving Feather Bangs the green light to return to what he was doing. Then, lifting himself back up again, he grabbed hold of Cozy’s flank, making her involuntarily wince from the pain she must had had after the spankings, and angling his dick down just a little bit further than before, he inserted his shaft into her vagina, making her moan loudly in pleasure. As the sound of her voice reached his ears, he immediately went back to his previous pace, despite the fact that this new hole was still not used to having a dick in it, but the feeling of her natural lube covering his cock was sending his mind into a frenzy he couldn’t control.

“Mm! Mm! So! Good! Keep! Going!” Feather Bangs then pulled onto her tail, sending so much pleasure through her body that she began pounding her hoof onto the ground to keep her whole body from convulsing. Feather Bangs, however, was going crazy, breathing deeply in and out of his mouth as the sound of splashing threatened to overpower Cozy Glow’s high-pitched moans. Her vagina didn’t just tighten around him; it gripped him, holding him firmly in different parts of his shaft to where he needed to push as hard as he could to keep himself from getting stuck between her thighs.

Cozy Glow buried her face into her hooves, and Feather Bangs knew that it was only a matter of time before he exploded his seed into the poor filly’s opening. He knew the right decision was to pull out, maybe even get some of it all over her face so she could get a good taste of it, but he also knew that he had limits as to how much he could control himself in the heat of the moment. The right thing to do would have been to avoid this situation altogether, but then he would have missed out on the amazing feeling of Cozy Glow’s small, wet pussy encasing him with arousal.

“Hey, babe?”

“Mm! Yes, Feather Bangs?”

“You really wanna know where foals come from?”

Cozy Glow gasped with a large smile. “Are you gonna put a baby inside of me?”

“I’m gonna try.”

“Do it, Feather Bangs!”

He knew he was going to make the wrong choice, but he would leave it for future Feather Bangs to worry about. Besides, the chances of her actually getting pregnant her first time having sex were basically non-existent, but then again, he had proven to himself already how good he was at justifying bad decisions. With all his might, he began humping her at maximum speed, slamming against her cervix with every thrust of his hips. Cozy Glow’s screams grew even louder, now to the point where her vocal cords were on the verge of snapping as her pitch became high even by her standards. He couldn’t hold back anymore. Holding his hooves to her flank with all his might, he squeezed her legs, arching his back forward and releasing his sperm into Cozy Glow’s lower lips.

Cozy Glow collapsed, cooing passionately as she felt the feeling of Feather Bangs’s warm liquids flowing inside her own warm case of nectar. Feather Bangs could feel her heartbeat through her undercarriage, throbbing against his dick as his it pulsed strand after strand inside her, quickly overflowing as her small opening could no longer hold all the semen inside. Both of their genitals were doing their best to give the other one last final spurt of satisfaction until finally, Feather Bangs pulled out his erection, dripping semen all over the floor of Cozy Glow’s cage.

“That… was… so… fun…” Cozy Glow said between breaths. “Is this what friends normally do?”

“Ohhh, I’m dead,” Feather Bangs said to himself, suddenly realizing the gravity of what he had just done. “I’m so dead.”

“Oh, relax,” Tirek said, snapping his finger and making the lock fall back onto the ground, turning his penis back to its normal flaccid length and removing any semen that might have dripped on the floor. Then, looking back at Cozy Glow, Feather Bangs saw that all of her red marks had disappeared, even though her hips were still raised in the air with her tongue sticking out like the silly little girl she was. “There. They’ll never know you were here.”

“Thank you, Tirek!” Feather Bangs said, quickly jumping out of the cage and locking Cozy Glow back up. “But, I don’t get it. Why are you helping me?”

Tirek smirked. “I’m going to be banished here regardless as to what happens to you. Just promise me that you’ll come back and entertain me again some day.”

“Yeah!” Cozy Glow chimed in, her wings fluttering in the air. “And then you can put your dick in my butt again the next time you’re here! Oh, come to think of it, we haven’t tried my mouth yet, have we?”

With that, Feather Bangs quickly waved goodbye and began making his rounds around Tartarus before anything went wrong. As he later discovered, Tirek was true to his word, never mentioning a single thing about what had happened that day, but Feather Bangs was still hesitant to pick up any more Tartarus shifts in the near future. However, something did come up about four weeks later…

“Ha! Full house!”

“Come on, Scarface! I know you’ve been cheatin’!”

Feather Bangs simply threw his cards onto the table, watching the other two bicker while he lost again. At that moment, though, a mail pony walked into the room and said, “I have a letter addressed to a Mr. Feather Bangs?”

“That’s me,” he replied, lifting his hoof into the air with a question mark hovering over his head. “Who’s it from?”

“It’s from Tartarus, whatever that means.”

Without skipping a beat, Feather Bangs snatched the letter from the mail pony and tore open the envelope, frantically looking over the letter written with a grade-schooler’s hoofwriting.

“Hey, Mr. Feather Bangs! Guess what! We’re gonna be parents together! Yaaaaaaaay! Come back soon so we can make another one! Your special friend, Cozy Glow.”

As soon as he had finished reading, Feather Bangs then slumped in his chair and contemplated how much time he had left before he would be sent to the sun.

Author's Note

On the 8th day of Feather Bangs, Princess Cadence gave to me:

Eight felon charges, seven beasts in cages, six hands of poker, five days to live, four times the fun, three guardsmen, two prisoners, and a small shock of pregnancy.