Day 9 of the 12 Days of Feather Bangs!

Written before the premier of season 6 of Bojack Horseman.

Bojack has been through so much since the show Horsin' Around ended, from losing friends, family members and his closest relationships. No matter how many people he meets, he somehow always ends up pushing people away, like it's his purpose in life to make everyone just as miserable as he is. He doesn't want to be this way. He wants to make others feel good about themselves, but how can he when he doesn't even feel good about himself?

It's time to make a change. Once Bojack gets out of rehab, one of the requirements for his discharge is that he needs to have a close friend or family member monitoring him 24/7 for the next month, and seeing as how he's basically driven anyone even close to him away, he decided to call up his cousin Feather Bangs, who is literally his only option left except for Mr. Peanutbutter. The only question now is, will he get better, or will he just end up isolating another person trying to get close to him?