Poison Joke-ing Around

by Mysti Lake

Another day of jokes

Previous Chapter

When Applejack woke up, she was still inside Rainbow Dash, and needless to say, she was a little confused. Still tired, and very unsure quite where she'd woken up, she started to poke around, trying to crawl around within the dark and humid tunnel she found herself in, completely oblivious to the effect it would have on the sleeping pony all around her...

Rainbow Dash woke up with a start, given she was being played with from within. Looking down, she moaned slightly as she saw nobody there, but remembered last night and where she left Applejack. "Hey, Applejack?" she croaked slightly. "Mind calming down a bit?"

Applejack was startled when she heard Rainbow Dash's voice booming around her, and still unsure what was happening, she started to wriggle around some more, looking for an exit.
"Rainbow Dash? Sorry, I’m just a little lost..." she said completely innocently, her hooves pushing against the walls all around her as she continued to move around.

"Hold on, Applejack," Rainbow told her, trying hard not to let a moan escape her as she reached down to her crotch. Using both hooves, she spread the walls to her pussy open, hoping it would allow Applejack to see the exit.

All of a sudden, Applejack was assaulted with light, and was able to see outside...where Rainbow Dash's giant hooves were holding open the exit. It took her a moment, but she quickly remembered where she'd put her last night, and blushed.
"Ah, you know what? Nevermind, I think I'll go cave exploring instead~" she joked, and quickly turned around, cheekily lapping at Rainbow’s insides with her tongue as she deliberately pushed down hard with each step, and her tail swished against her slick innards.

"A...a...applejack!" Rainbow sputtered, trying to keep composed as Applejack now deliberately moved about inside her. Moaning a lot more now, she released the hold she had on her pussy, leaning back as pleasure spread all through her.

Applejack couldn't help but smirk as she was consumed by darkness once more, wiggling her rear a little as she happily trotted further in, the ground sloping downwards as Rainbow Dash lied back.
"Hmm, did you say something Rainbow Dash? Sorry, it's so dark in here, I can barely hear you..." she told her slyly, stopping for a moment to nibble at a bump in a wall nearby, suckling on it as she casually spread her body out as much as possible to tease her.

Moaning more, Rainbow Dash could feel her climax coming. "Applejack, please!" she cried between moans, not wanting to show how much she was actually enjoying this.

Enjoying herself far too much, Applejack wriggled further and further inside her, making a little spot for herself and settling down, moving a hoof between her legs and lightly pleasuring herself as she laid back, sighing.
"Ah, I could stay in here forever you know. But, I get the feeling you need to let me out, hmm~?" she asked, grinning as she took a nice big bite out of the wall next to her.

As if on cue, a burst of fluid shot out of Rainbow Dash, ejecting a cum-covered Applejack in the process. "Hehe, yeah," she chuckled, smiling as she looked down to see her tiny friend once again.

In seconds, Applejack flew out from inside of Rainbow Dash's snatch, sliding across the barn floor, and gazing up at her as she wiped some cum off her face, still gently playing with her crotch as she gazed up at her.
"Well then, that's one way to start a morning~" she said, grinning. "She think it's about time we go eat something, don't you?"

"Yep," Rainbow replied, giving Applejack a small lick while she played with herself. "Didn't your family leave some food for them? If not, I can see my snack right now."

Applejack giggled as she lapped at her body, softly moaning as some pre-cum dribbled out between her legs.
"Mmm, yeah there umm, should be an apple pie on the window sill...not that I'd say no to being your little snack too, though I doubt I'd fill you up~" she told her with a wink.

Smiling, she turn to get the pie. "I’ll be right back then," Rainbow chimed, heading to the house to pick up the pie waiting. And, other than bumping into Apple Bloom, who she was able to convince to tell Granny Smith that Applejack will likely not be working today to be with her, went by without any trouble.
Upon her return, she laid the pie near where she left Applejack, getting ready for some fun with the food.

Applejack waited patiently for Rainbow Dash's return, and when she brought back the pie she couldn't help but lick her lips, quickly attempting to clamber on top of the steaming pastry.
"Ooh, it's like a mountain~ I could get lost in this if I wasn't careful, hehe..." she commented, smiling up at Rainbow Dash. “Any chance you could help me get a bite? It's a tad...awkwardly sized, for portions of a pony like myself."

"Sure," Rainbow replied, before cutting out a nicely sized slice for herself, and getting a cool idea. "Hey, why don't you snack on it in my mouth? That way, we can share some of what I eat"

Applejack beamed as she watch her prepare for a slice for herself, and lit up at her suggestion. Quickly trotting over to the piece she'd cut up, she leapt atop of it, spreading her body out over the crispy lid of the pie.
"Sounds like a plan, I’m ready when you are..." she cooed.

Being careful with the cutlery, Rainbow cut out where Applejack was laid out, before teasing her by eating the rest of the heavenly slice first. "Sorry," she chuckled, "I wanted to make sure I had some before you, in case I swallowed you." Being more careful, she picked up the slice with Applejack on, and slipped it into her maw.

Applejack pouted as Rainbow Dash started to tuck into the pie by herself, clearly rather offended.
"Well, thanks for caring about my safety, I guess..." she mumbled, sticking her tongue out as she finally picked her slice up. Moving inside her maw, she fell onto her tongue, and was quickly squished by the apple filling, nibbling at what she could as she soon became thoroughly coated in pie and saliva, on top of the sexual fluids already coating her.

Getting somewhat creative, Rainbow Dash began to lick at the pie, breaking it up as much as possible as Applejack ate it. With saliva, cum, and apple pie tastes mixing in her mouth, she found it hard not to swallow what was in her mouth, for fear of accidentally losing her friend.

Applejack moaned hard as she was rubbed against the apple pie, bits of it breaking off and sticking to her body. She’d already had her fill, and happily turned over to start humping Rainbow Dash's tongue, already close to a climax after all our playing around earlier.

Noticing that Applejack was likely full, Rainbow Dash noticed she was trying to have fun. So she egged her on, licking her more and harder, as to help try and get her to climax sooner, and she was rewarded with her fluids soon after. But, without thinking, she swallowed hard, sending pie, fluids, and Applejack, down to her stomach.

Unable to hold back, Applejack came hard, crying out Rainbow Dash's name as she embraced her tongue. However, mere moments later she found herself regretting it, as she was flung down her throat! Screaming and pushing against the tight walls as she was dragged deeper, she soon found herself splashing inside her stomach, where a good portion of apple pie was already stored.
"R-R-Rainbow Dash?!" she exclaimed, petrified, "you're gonna let me out, right?!"

Frozen in fear from swallowing Applejack, Rainbow quickly looked around for something to help. Finding nothing, there was no option but to try and cause herself to gag, causing pie and Applejack to return to the surface with some effort. Now with a mess on the floor of the barn, she now began thinking about how she would clean it up.

With quite a bit of urgency, Applejack suddenly found herself being unceremoniously brought back up, and slamming against the barn floor with a splat. Dazed, weak, and drenched in just about every fluid Rainbow Dash could have coated her in, she passed out from exhaustion.

Seeing Applejack pass out, Rainbow quickly picked her up, quickly and carefully washing her in some water nearby. Leaving her in a safe place in the barn, she headed to the house, grabbing a mop to clean up the mess made.


When Applejack finally woke, she found herself...relatively clean, lying in a mound of fresh hay. She could see Rainbow Dash cleaning the distance, and weakly waved to her as she tried to rest.
"I think...I’m going to avoid going in your mouth for a little while, at least until we invent a system for me to get back out without...that." she mumbled weakly, turning over and resting her eyes for now.

Hearing Applejack, Rainbow quickly finished cleaning up, before going over to her to talk. "Yeah," she agreed, "it wasn't pretty for either of us." she picked her up, allowing her to sleep on her muzzle. "You look like you could sleep for a week after that. And I’m worn out after cleaning up, so what's to say we rest for a bit together?"

Applejack smiled weakly as Rainbow Dash scooped her up, curling up on her muzzle and stroking the fur nearby tentatively.
"Sure, sleep sounds...perfect..." she mumbled, yawning weakly. “But umm, after that...I wouldn't mind a little more playing~? As bad as it sounds I’m quite...enjoying being played with at this size, hehe."

"Sure," Rainbow sleepily replied, curling up onto the hay as she allowed sleep to find her. "Pretty sure nobody will disturb us today either. Apple Bloom's on to that."


A few hours later, Applejack woke up, still perched on the end of Rainbow Dash's muzzle. Shifting slightly, she leaned forward, and daintily kissed her top lip, hugging her tightly to avoid being knocked off.
"Wake up, ya sleepy pony~" she chided, snickering as she planted a few more kisses.

With the flurry of kisses waking her up, Rainbow shook her head, nearly causing Applejack to fall off. "I’m awake, I’m awake," she called out, slowly getting up herself, and contemplating what she'd want to do now. "So, what next?"

Applejack let out a squeal as Rainbow Dash shook her head, clinging on for dear life as she got up.
"Well, first off you could put me somewhere safer than on your muzzle! But after that, well...I get the feeling you're the one in control here, I can't very well tie you up right now can I?"

Heading Applejack's advice, Rainbow lifted her off her, and laid her to rest on the hay they slept on. "True, you can't tie me up. But I could tie you to something. How does that sound?"

Applejack settled happily on the hay as Rainbow Dash set her down, but couldn't avoid an awkward gulp at her suggestion.
"I...like where this going. Just what are you proposing you tie me to, and where am I ending up?" she asked, licking her lips in anticipation.

Rainbow Dash smiled evilly. "Well, remember last night? When you said you could be in my arse and still be happy? How about we try that, but with you tied to a pole."

Applejack shuddered hard at the suggestion...but didn't exactly say no. Nodding weakly as the colour started to drain from her face, she braced herself for what was about to happen next.
"J-just make sure you can get me out, and you've got a deal..." she mumbled, her face flushing red.

Rainbow’s smile dropped slightly, but was still glad Applejack wasn't saying no. "Why do you think I was suggesting you're tied to a pole, silly?" With some eagerness, she picked up the rope that was used to tie her up last night, and the mop she had used to clean up the mess with. "I'll also make sure to get you guys a new mop, ok?"

"W-well, I don't know how good you are with knots! If I slip free, I’ll end up lost up your rear end ya know!" Applejack pointed out, managing a laugh as she saw how enthusiastically Rainbow was gathering the necessary equipment.
"And pah, it's fine... I'll just make sure I give it a thorough clean before anyone else has to touch it~" she told her with a smirk.

"If you say so," Rainbow cooed, sticking out her tongue as she picked Applejack up, and rested her on the mop handle. Making sure not to squeeze her, she securely tied her to the handle, her back and hind legs having no change of moving, and with no chance of her being able to get free. "You ready then?" she asked, lying on the floor and readying herself.

She rather sheepishly froze up as Rainbow Dash tied her to the mop handle, dangling precariously against it as her front legs dangled freely, and her back was pinned against the hard wood. Staring forward at her destination, she gulped, but still nodded nonetheless.
"Well, I’m not going anywhere fast, am I?" she pointed out.

"True," Rainbow Dash replied, and without warning, shoved the wood into her anus. Applejack being tied to it made it harder to push it in, but nonetheless she was able to encompass her inside her once again.

Before she even had time to gasp, Applejack was roughly sucked into Dash's rear, flailing as she found herself within her cramped behind. The smell was overwhelming, to say the least, and she immediately flared her nostrils as she quickly wriggled around, trying to see if it was even possible to get out now that she was stuck in here.

With Applejack wriggling, Rainbow Dash began to slowly move the mob back and forth, brushing her against the walls of her insides. She kinda knew that if she stopped wriggling, she would need to come out, but until then, she continued their pleasuring.

Applejack coughed and spluttered as her body was forced against the inside of Rainbow’s anus, scrunching her nose and trying to make herself as small as possible, but also pushing her face away from the walls where possible. It was hot, cramped, and while enjoyable definitely somewhere she didn't want to return to anytime soon...

After a while, Rainbow Dash grew somewhat uneasy, worrying about Applejack. "Hey, Applejack?" she called. "You ok in there?"

Getting a little weak, Applejack slowly tired, and her body drooped as Rainbow Dash finally slowed down.
"Yup...just fine..." she weakly replied, barely moving by this point.

Feeling enough was enough, Rainbow removed the mop handle from her ass, allowing Applejack to breathe fresh air once again. "You weren't moving much, so I got concerned," she told her, now resting after the pleasuring they just had.

Applejack let out a gasp of relief as she brought back to the outside world, smiling weakly as she looked up at Rainbow Dash.
"Ah, it's just...a lot tighter than I expected, hehe, and not as clean as the other holes of yours I've been in~" she explained, "that said, I don't mind being tied up as much as I expected, I could get used to this..."

"Of course I'll tie you up more then," Rainbow told Applejack, happy to not be the only one to be tied up. "Although it might be better if we're the same size sometimes, agreed?"

"Mhm, yes I wouldn't mind getting back to normal size this time tomorrow... But, if you wanted to do anything else with me today, even like this. Well, I won't complain~" she told her cheerfully.

Rainbow Dash thought about it. Sure, it was fun playing with Applejack like this, but something was telling her enough was enough. "Nah, I’m good thanks. While its fun, if we did it too much it would just grow stale, right?" Heading to her saddlebag, she pulled out the antidote, ready to bathe in it myself. "After all, I need to practice my flying."

"Aww, fine, I was only gonna suggest one last thing..." Applejack grumbled, looking aside as Rainbow pulled out the antidote. "In fact, I guess it could be made easier, if you're gonna go flying. Could I...be your little passenger, for a short trip? You can grow me back afterwards, don't worry..."

Having a small think about it, Rainbow Dash finally decided it would be a good idea. "Well, why the hell not? I'll need to use the antidote first anyway, but where do you plan on being?"

"Well, any place is going to be cleaner than where I just was, but I’m also thinking being in your mouth would be unwise, ya might just swallow again. So..."
Applejack raised an eyebrow, smirked, and glanced between her legs.
"It's awfully comfy down there, I have to tell you. And no, I won't make you start letting out some rain, I would like to survive the trip~"

"As long as you stay still, sure!" she replied, happy with the idea. Trying to save time, Rainbow Dash prepared the bath that she would need to take in order to fly again. "Where do you plan to go?"

"Anywhere II can take the antidote discretely...and maybe lewd somepony who's been very nice to me recently." she told her warmly, wriggling from her position.
"That said...I will need to be taking off this mop, whether you do actually untie me or not!"

Remembering she had left Applejack on the mop, Rainbow Dash turned to her and untied her, holding her breath due to the smell. "Well, as long as you wash yourself now, then I’ll retie you up again soon." Leaving her to her own devices, she slipped into her own bath, letting the antidote do its thing.

"Heh, you've got yerself a deal~" Applejack told her, being carefully placed down on the floor and making her way to a nearby tap, which had enough clean water collected underneath to clean herself off well enough that she didn't stink. Trotting back, now only slightly dirty, she beamed up at Rainbow Dash, ready for a little flight.
"Well then, shall we?" she suggested.

Finishing her bath, Rainbow Dash climbed out, making sure to dry herself all over. "We shall," she told her, grabbing some of the remaining rope and tying the forelegs together, then the hindlegs together. "How's that?" she asked, "Or would you rather a bit more?"

Applejack beamed as she tied her up carefully, soon in such a way that she could only vaguely wriggle her legs around.
"Not bad, I do wanna be able to speak but...I don't mind being left dangling, so to speak." she told her, grinning upwards as she enjoyed her silly predicament. "You probably don't want me able to move too much, after all~"

"True." Rainbow Dash contemplated what she could do to restrict Applejack more, until an idea came to mind to tie all of her legs together. So with a small bit of rope, she weaved around the existing binds, almost fully balling her up. "How's that then instead? I intend for you to be inside me fully after all."

She patiently let Rainbow Dash finish tying her up, soon with little more than her head poking out between all the binds.

"Yup, that's fine, I wouldn't have it any other way~" Applejack cooed, sticking her tongue out, "ready whenever you are..."

"Just one more thing," Rainbow told her, admiring her handiwork, before grabbing the last small length of rope, and binding Applejack’s muzzle up with it. "How's this for you then?" she asked, hoping she hadn't gone too far by muting her.

She widened her eyes a little when she tied up her muzzle, not really able to move her head much now as a result. But it was rather...arousing, being so restricted, and she simply smiled and nodded, feeling her crotch starting to get wet with excitement at this new sensation.

Glad she wasn't objecting, Rainbow Dash pushed her once again inside her crotch, making sure she couldn't slip out, or move for that matter. "Well then, let's go!" she cheered, leaving the barn and flying away. Once in the air, she divulged her plan. "Why don't we head to the old castle of the two sisters then? Nobody should be there, right?"

Soon slipping back inside Rainbow Dash's nethers, Applejack settled very quickly into her new position, curling up and smiling as she enjoyed the way her body swayed as she flew. Hearing her question, she wriggled slightly as confirmation, though hopefully not too much to set her off again.

Feeling her wiggle of approval, Rainbow headed to the Everfree forest, and to their destination. "Sounds like a plan then!" she cheered, knowing the alternative was her place, and she had no idea if the cloud walking spell was still in effect.


As they made their way to their destination, and evil plan came to mind and Applejack...gradually started to wriggle around, just enough to be sure that she'd provoke a reaction in her pilot. She couldn't help herself, the opportunity was just too good to miss out on!

It was lucky they were nearly there when Applejack started to wiggle. Rainbow Dash could feel what she was planning, and it was hard to not react as a small moan came out. Landing safely, she walked inside the castle, trying hard to resist Applejack's actions. "Well," she called to her finally, "we're here."

Applejack snickered as she heard Rainbow Dash's soft moan, and as she finally landed she happily sped up, both as confirmation and to tease her further as she made her way towards wherever she planned to stop for now. She wasn't going to let her off that easily, after all...

Finding a comfy space, Rainbow Dash lay down, allowing her friend to tease her more. "You sure like being forced out of there, huh," she surmised, letting moans flow more now they were in private.

Applejack couldn't help herself, as she felt Rainbow Dash settle, and practically erupted into a fever of wriggling and nuzzling, pushing her body against her insides happily. she couldn't explain it, there was just something indescribably wonderful about being all tucked up inside of her, knowing she could have such a powerful effect on her body at this size.

Now in full privacy, Rainbow’s moans became louder and longer, not even having much time to breathe due to the work Applejack was doing to her. And with her climax building once again, she prepared to eject her once again.

Applejack’s bonds loosening just enough around her muzzle, she spat out her tongue, and dragged it against Rainbow’s moist innards, humming on the taste as she rolled around, her entire body vibrating with pleasure because of what she was going to it. She grinned, anxiously awaiting what was about to happen.

Rainbow Dash was lost in ecstasy as Applejack played inside, not really caring as she licked at her insides. Without warning once again, she climaxed, sending juices and Applejack across the floor. "Well," she panted, regaining her breath. "You sure like doing that, huh."

When she was finally shot out, Applejack rolled across the grass, landing in a sticky heap, with the ropes still tightly bound around her legs.
"What can she say, I like your taste~" she told her, smiling upwards. "Honestly, if someone didn't keep pushing me out, I’d stay inside you forever ya know."

Chuckling at her remark, Rainbow Dash headed over to Applejack, undoing some of her bounds. "And if someone didn't keep messing about in there, you likely could."

"Hey, you need to tie me up more if I’m moving around too much!" Applejack told her, laughing as she untied her. "But as it is, maybe you can grow me back now...and maybe I can treat you to a proper taste of myself before we call it a day~"

"Sounds like a plan!" she cheered, making sure Applejack no longer was tied up, before readying her a bucket to bathe in. "After all, you owe me for what I've done today, right?"

"Hehe, oh trust me you're going to be wrapped up like a Christmas present this time next week, after everything you've done~" Applejack told her, smiling as she waited to be bathed in some antidote. "Well then, time to grow me back to normal I suppose!"

Picking Applejack back up, Rainbow dropped her in the bath she made. "Well, she look forward to that then. Only, she won't stuff Poison Joke up her for you to be shrunk."

Splashing inside of the bucket, Applejack quickly grew back to normal size, clambering back out and shaking off as much of the antidote as possible as she did so.
"Aww, that's a shame. Maybe I can stuff some up you instead next time~" she said, snickering as she quickly kissed her, forcing her onto the ground and letting the antidote on her body drip onto her.

Being forced back to the ground, Rainbow Dash kissed back, enjoying the intimacy as she wrapped her hooves around her. The peacefulness, her slightly damp fur, everything was bliss for them.

Kissing her more deeply, Applejack slowly pushed off of her as she got more comfortable, and turned her body around slowly, so that her face was to her crotch, and vice versa.
"Now then, how about I give you a 'proper' kiss~" she cooed, pressing her crotch into Rainbow’s face, while she started to eat her already spent pussy out.

With no time to react, Rainbow Dash was soon moaning into Applejack's crotch as she licked at hers, not really able to repay her there and then. However, she tried to lick her back, pleasuring her while she did her, although it wasn't as good as hers.

Applejack giggled as she felt Rainbow Dash trying to lap at her. She kept up her work, but pushed down harder with her crotch, to force her muzzle further inside her.
"Aww, having a little trouble? You don't have as much practise, its okay..." she said between moans, "just take a biiig slurp, imagine you're kissing me normally, and you'll do just fine~"

Taking on Applejack's advice, Rainbow Dash began kissing at her pussy while she played with hers. Although with her muzzle as far up her pussy as possible, that was easier said than done. Nonetheless, it worked, as she felt a mini-climax building.

Applejack panted harder, moaning hard into Rainbow’s pussy as she started to eat her out, dribbling onto her face as she continued to suck on her crotch.
"Mhm, perfect..." she panted, humping her face as she started to get off, in absolute bliss.

Keeping up the moment of bliss, a dribble of pre-cum came out of Rainbow’s pussy while also tasting some of Applejack. Knowing their ends were nigh, she sped up, hoping to drive Applejack's climax sooner.

With Rainbow Dash's persistence, Applejack soon came, coating her face in her climax as she finally eased off of her, panting hard and laughing as she moved back into her original position, and lapped at her dirtied muzzle.
"Aww, thank you, that was...wonderful..." she told her, laughing. "You'll be doing plenty more of that in future, I can tell you that~"

With sexual fluids going everywhere, Rainbow Dash lay there as Applejack lapped at her like she did to her earlier. Catching her breath, she lay there, happy to have treated her just like she did. "You're welcome," she replied, "and I’m glad that was great for you. Although II assume next time I won't have as much wiggle room, right?" she chuckled at her own statement, before bringing her marefriend in for a snuggle.

"Hmm, nah, I think you'll just have to pleasure whatever I let you reach with your tongue..." Applejack cooed as she snuggled into her, ready for another nap as they gently kissed each other in peace.

Kissing back, and with tiredness from their work, Rainbow Dash began to drift to sleep, holding on to Applejack. "Let's just hope it's not too dirty then, right?" she replied, yawning a little.

"Well, you'll find out, I’m sure..." Applejack said weakly, snuggling into her as she drifted off as well.