A Not So Happy Hearth's Warming Eve

by Evictus

Rating: mature
Tags: Drama, Comedy, Pinkie Pie, Twilight Sparkle, Profanity, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Human
Length: 1005

Twilight takes a walk and it doesnt go well.

Twilight takes a walk on hearth's warming eve and discovers how much she hates being out on the day

Published 2018-12-26 03:00:01 UTC
Last updated 2018-12-26 03:00:01 UTC

Annoyed On The Holiday

Twilight Sparkle was taking a walk through Ponyville as she had just got done advising Celestia on her meeting with Mayor Mare.

It had been snowing all day, it hadnt stopped at all delaying school and stores alike.

It was Hearth's Warming Eve that day and it was the coldest on record, Twilight decided to stop by at Sugarcube Corner to see how her friends were doing as they were spending the day their.

When Twilight got inside she saw Pinkie Pie cleaning a counter off while the rest of her friends were sleeping on a couch together and saw that the oven was on. She saw Twilight and ran over and brought her over to the counter.

"Twilight it's great that you came, I need you to do do a huge favor for me, can you deliver these cookies to our friends in the neighborhood. They specifically asked for some when they found out I was making them, I saved done for me and my friends. This would be a great help." Pinkie Pie begged.

Twilight almost groaned, at this request, she didnt need this on the coldest day of the year. She also felt annoyed, she did not like bringing stuff to people on the holidays

"I'm the princess I dont have to deliver anything! I just walked in here and your springing a request on me even if I didnt help you with anything!" Twilight protested. Pinkie Pie sighed and took the cookies herself and walked out.

"Fine I'll do it myself." Pinkie Pie spat as she left. Twilight stared at her in shock as she couldnt believe Pinkie Pie had gotten that angry.

"I just got here! I dont have to deliver anything!" Twilight yelled. Twilight sighed and left Sugarcube Corner without staying in order to talk to her friends as she would probably get very annoyed if that happened.

"Hope you have a happy hearths warming eve without me you fucking alikes! You should all put hearths warming hats on your heads and prance around bringing some magic holiday wishes you'll look stupid now fuck off down the chimney why dont you!" Twilight cursed at her friends. They didnt respond though.

As she walked back to her castle in annoyance she thought about Spike and wondered if he was going to bother her as well, she wondered where Starlight was and what she was doing but in the end it wouldn't matter to her. She was kind of suprosed not to see Starlight with her friends, she would have to ask her friends where Starlight was once the holiday was over that year, she got hit in the back by somebody carrying a tree, she groaned in annoyance and regretted stepping foor out of her castle as she could have stayed home and avoided all of these problems that happen during this holiday.

"Hey watch where your going dumbass!" Twilight spat as the man kept walking. She couldnt believe that this man was stupid enough to bump into her.

"Why dont you step out of the way." The man said in a equally harsh tone that just pissed Twilight off even more. It just drove her to continue. She couldnt stop herself in time for the tirade she and the man would now do.

"I dont have to step out of the way I'm a princess asshole! Warn someone before you walk past them! What are you a fucking snowman!? Get the fuck outta here!" Twilight yelled in anger.

"Shut the hell up!" The man said as he didnt want to talk to her. Twilight retorted.

"Why dont you take your tree and shove it up your ass!" Twilight spat as the man kept walking, the man grew furious.

"Aw fuck you you fourth rate princess! Go shove yourself up in wrapping paper and send yourself to your parents! Send a Christmas card to Celestia since that's all you do with her, sleep with her already why dont you! The public has been wiring fir that forever you pervert!" He replied harshly.

"Yeah happy hearths warming eve mother fucker! Do that again and I'll open up a present of yuletide ass kicking! You will not want to be under the mistletoe once I'm through you! Now go take your holly jolly ass back to your sad little ornaments!" Twilight spat.

"Yeah well I got a hearths warming eve card for you it reads fuck off in the opposite direction." The man spat.

"Yeah well I got a bag full of tidings and good cheer, it's full of wrapping paper with your retarded face on it! Now go eat those cookies for your big belly. I bet if you ever take a ride on a sleigh it will break under your weight fatass! Twilight yelled.

"Im not fat at all, look at you with your princess looking ass, now hang your stocking over your fire place and go and hang yourself with your tree lights slut" The man yelled in anger, this made Twilight shut down the fight.

"Yeah season's greetings and all that dumb shit! You dont scare me either now fuck off!" Twilight yelled as he walked out of her ear range. She soon got back to her castle and collapsed in bed.

"Why does my life have to be do difficult!?" Twilight complained as she walked back to her castle in an annoyed state, when she got back her castle and looked inside and remembered that no decorations had been put up reminding Twilight that she had refused to decorate that year as she wasnt in the mood, she stayed inside until the day after hearths warming eve. She hoped it would be over soon so she could move on to next year and wait in dread for the next holiday season.

"I hate this holiday!" Twilight whined as she laid down on her bed, she took her crown off and hung it up and then relaxed for the rest of the day.