Sonic And Shadow's Funny Prank on Fluttershy
Sonic and Shadow were travelling the streets of Ponyville, hands entwined as they strolled at a leisurely pace. "Watch out, Shadow," said Sonic, his white glove-covered hand yanking the red-and-black-haired to the right side of the sidewalk. Shadow stumbled and looked over with an annoyed look in his eye before he noticed the winged yellow pony walking towards them. Her eyes were focused downward on something, and the two hedgehogs' gazes followed hers to the small white rabbit at her feet. It followed the pony for a few steps and then to the hedgehogs' surprise, stopped and crossed it arms as though disobeying.
"Did that rabbit just..." Sonic trailed off, still in shock at what he saw.
Shadow shrugged. "I don't know, and I don't really care. All I know is that the pony there is blocking my way!" Sonic rolled his eyes at his impatient boyfriend. As much as he loved him, he could be really self centered sometimes.
"Shadow, it's fine. It wouldn't kill you to give her a bit of space, would it?" asked Sonic, lightly brushing the other hedgehog's lips with his own.
Shadow turned his head away. Sonic always knew how to make him blush, but he wasn't going to give him the satisfaction of knowing it. "Fine, whatever." Suddenly an idea popped into his head. "But you know, we can still pull a prank on her," he said.
Sonic looked at him with a smile. "Sure, I love pranks! What did you have in mind?"
"No time to explain!" said Shadow, yanking his partner towards him. "Just watch and learn." As the yellow pegasus who was heading their way passed with her little rabbit following reluctantly, the dark-haired hedgehog extended his leg.
"Oh dear," cried the yellow pony as she fell to the ground. In the meantime, Shadow had retracted his leg at the speed of light like it was never out of place. There was an awful screech as the pegasus fell and landed directly on top of her rabbit, crushing his skull and body and killing him instantly. Sonic's eyes widened as he realized what had just happened. "What did you do!?" he whispered, speeding up his pace to get out of hearing distance.
"Shit bro, I didn't know that would happen!" replied Shadow. There was a look of regret on his face, but even more than that, there was fear. "Let's get out of here." However, the two hedgehogs froze as a feminine voice boomed from behind, stunning them by the sheer volume of it.
"YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!" screamed the pegasus, chasing after them.
Shadow held his hands up. "Calm down, you bitch! It was just a prank, bro!" he said, putting on his best brave face. "Who even are you?"
The yellow pegasus let out a hollow laugh that resonated in the hedgehogs' ears. "Who am I?" she repeated, stomping her hoof on the hard concrete. When she lifted it, there was a deep imprint of her hoof left in the ground, splintering the concrete in all directions around it. "I'M FLUTTERSHY YOU DUMB ASSHOLES!"
Sonic's eye widened in fear. "Shadow, let's g--" He was cut off by a rough hand in his face. "What the fuck you homo?"
"Didn't you hear? Everything is fine!" said the black hedgehog. He let out a sigh of relief and wiped the sweat off his brow. "Don't you know Fluttershy represents the element of kindness or some shit like that?" he whispered into Sonic's ear.
"Really? That's great! But I still feel kind of bad," admitted the blue hedgehog.
"Oh, that's all right." Sonic and Shadow looked at each other in confusion. The pony in front of them had spoken again, but her voice was calm and gentle, just like they would have expected from the element of kindness. Her eyes were to the ground, her eyes obscured from their vision.
Sonic gave Shadow a nudge, causing him to fall stumble forward and give him an angry glare. "This is my friend, Shadow. He's very sorry for what he did." The black hedgehog reluctantly nodded and bowed his head in apology. "We'll buy you a new rabbit, don't worry!" added Sonic.
"Oh dear, that won't be necessary... because I WILL KILL YOU CARELESS PIECES OF SHIT NOW!" At the speed of light, the pegasus flew in front of Shadow and slammed him in the ballsack. The hedgehog's eyes bulged and he crumpled in pain as he felt like his testicles were shooting up into his throat, but Fluttershy didn't let up. She smashed a hoof down on his Adam's apple. Shadow fell unconscious from the blow, blood dripping from both his mouth and his dick.
"Oh shit!" screamed Sonic, watching helplessly as the yellow pegasus brutalized his boyfriend.
She turned around suddenly, fixing Sonic with a glare that left him completely vulnerable. It was like his limbs had turned to stone; Sonic was paralyzed on the spot, unable to move an inch. The pony flashed him a smile, but even though she looked happy, Sonic knew he was in serious danger of suffering the same fate as Shadow. "Don't be scared," said Fluttershy, positioning herself over the black hedgehog's unconscious body. "Just remember this is what happens when you are mean, YOU MOTHER FUCKERS!" there was a sickening crunch as Fluttershy twisted Shadow's neck at a disgusting angle. His head hung loosely from his spine as she let go, and Sonic knew that his friend was dead.
"OH SHIT, GET ME OUT OF HERE!" Sonic dashed away, but the yellow pegasus somehow appeared in front of him. "NO, PLEASE! IT WAS ALL HIM. LET ME GO, YOU BITCH ASS HOMO!" Sonic screamed and screamed as Fluttershy grabbed him by the throat with a single hoof, his cries eventually just becoming choked gurgles as she tightened her grip. The colour of Sonic's face was quickly getting closer to the colour of his hair.
"Oh dear, don't worry," cooed Fluttershy, smashing the hedgehog's head onto the floor, still hanging onto his throat. Blood trickled from a wound at the back of his head. Sonic reached out in a feeble attempt to pry off the hoof that was killing him, but his diminishing oxygen supply and head injury were draining his strength. In his final moments, he saw the gentle face of Fluttershy fill his field of vision. She was holding something sharp in her hand. Sonic saw a flash followed by a spike of pain in his throat, and then his eyes rolled back for the last time, his head being severed completely from his neck. The two hedgehogs were dead.
"Finally. Let's go home, Angel Bunny!" exclaimed Fluttershy, rushing back to the lifeless corpse of her rabbit and dragging it along the ground as blood spilled from the corpse.
Author's Note
hi everypony, enjoy as usual! 
