Fluttershy was looking forward to her tea time with Discord. They hadn't had a proper tea time in a long time, what with the work at the sanctuary taking so much of her time and Discord spending countless hours with Twilight. But tonight she wasn't going to be there. It was going to be just Fluttershy and her best beau. Drinking tea and chatting like old times. She would make sure of it.

The tea was hot and ready when Discord popped back into the house. He flew over and kissed Fluttershy's cheek. Her nostrils flared and her ear twitched. She flashed her demure smile and sat him down at the table, pouring him a cup of her special brew. She poured her own cup and sat across from him, taking a sip.

Discord launched into talking about his day and everything he was doing with Twilight to help out Equestria. Fluttershy was pouring her own second cup by the time he paused long enough to taste his tea. "Yech. A little bitter, isn't it Fluttershy?" He snapped his fingers. He snapped his fingers again. He looked over to Fluttershy who stared at him while she took another sip of her tea.

"Um. Fluttershy. My magic isn't working." Suspicion was already creeping into his voice.

"Oh, really? That's so strange." She finished her cup and set it down with a thunk. "I wonder why that is."

Discord crossed his arms. "Ha ha, Fluttershy. You can't play coy with me. I can read you like a book."

Fluttershy looked Discord straight in the eye. "The tea you just drank sealed your magic. The only cure is an herb that grows in the deserts of Equestria."

Discord chuckled. "Very funny Fluttershy. You got me. Now give me that pendant of yours so we can go get that herb."

"Oh." Fluttershy removed the pendant from around her neck and held it up. "This pendant?" She threw to the floor and stomped it with her hoof, sending shards flying everywhere. Discord's look of minor annoyance shifted immediately to fear.

He jumped over and grabbed Fluttershy, shaking her violently. " Do you know what you've just done? You trapped us here. Without my magic to protect us!"

"Good! At least now you won't be going and fucking Twilight every chance you get!"

Discord stared at her incredulously. "What are you talking about?"

She glared at him with all-consumimg hatred. "I. Smell. Her. On. You." She took a step toward him and jammed her hoof into his body. "And you haven't even touched me in months!" While Discord tried to come up with a reply, Fluttershy continued. "I WANT TO GET FILLED WITH CHAOS TOO!"

Months later:
When her leg popped off, Fluttershy wasn't surprised. She could barely function now. The wild chaos of the realm permeated her very being, eliminating her physical needs, but not in any satisfying way. She looked across the room to Discord's corpse. It was actually decomposing just as a corpse normally would which was weird considering the chatic realm they were stuck in. Without his tie to the chaos magic, he had succumbed to his bodily needs quite quickly.

Fluttershy stood and hobbled over to him on her three legs. She stared at h and took a deep breath, savoring his smell. Then she spat on his corpse and turned to go back to her corner. She could feel the chaos slowly dissolving her body. But she didn't care. No pony else was gonna get her man.

Author's Note

wrote this one a while ago and just found it again. Thought it was good enough to share