Captain Clopper: He Doesn't Like the Night.
Dear me, I seem to have spotted a cunt!
"Shut the fuck up, Becky." Clopper passed the mare, whom he knew was going to ask him to give her the foals the DIDN'T HAVE!!!!
Clopper, once again, walked out of the whorehouse, and went home. He walked in, brushed his mane, grabbed some noodles and sauce....he put the sauce back and grabbed tomato sauce. Just before he left, he paused in thought, then went back and took the sauce. Shrugging, he took a swig. The thick spunk slid down his throat. It took a long swallow to get that shit down. "Jesus, that's what I taste like?" After wiping his mouth with a foreleg, he walked outside, his open door breaking some asshole's nose.
"Ow! Fuck you, Captain Clopper!" Clopper ran away quickly, laughing like an asshole.
"Only if you pay!" And Clopper was gone. After a while, he ended up at Canterlot Castle. Upon seeing him, all the guards made cross motions on their chests while staring at him in fear. Clopper galloped past them, rushing into the castle. He ran down the halls, ~~accidentally~~ slamming into Blueblood and breaking his ovaries.....his 2nd left rib from the bottom was backwards. Clopper, after another minute, made it to Luna's chambers. "LEROY, JEEEEENNNNNNNKIIIINNNNNS!!!" He charged through the doors as they opened, tackling Luna. They hit the far wall away from the door.
"Ow....Our flank...." Clopper extracted himself from her, and stood on all fours, offering a hoof. She took it and hoisted her body off of the floor. Luna was now blushing like mad, their chests pressed together and their noses half a milometer apart. "I-uh..." She stammered, and Clopper smiled, finally allowing their nosetips contact, and stared into her eyes. She stared back, and after a few minutes so tense, Luna's hot body begging for his touch, he gave her a little peck on the lips, them turned around. She stood there, shocked. She was about to beg him to stay until he hopped upon her bed, and patted the area beside him. Luna had made her bed more open, with room for three, in case her sister wanted to snuggle with him and her. The large crescent moon on the side was gone, for easy of access reasons, and the legs were wider and stronger, for.....reasons. She shakily walked to the bead, but couldn't muster the strength to hop up. He chuckled, and lifted her up with his hooves. He pulled her into a soft embrace, their bellies and chesticles against each other. She wrapped her hooves and wings around his back, and pulled him in tighter. He wrapped his hooves around her back, holding her tighter.
"Damn, this is fine." Clopper moaned, placing the sauce on her nightstand.....authordamnit, of course she'd have one of those.
"What was that?" Luna asked, snuggling into his chest. You see, Clopper was a large pone. About 7 feet, with a....2.5 foot dick. Clearly he knew what was important in men. He was also called 'The opposite of a white guy' some Viganius Neckbeardius, A.K.A. Bigthiccboi. Who was he? Clopper only known him for, like, 10 seconds.
"A mason jar filled with Clopper Seeds." Clopper said like it was completely fine and not, in fact, completely disgusting to 70% of every creature on Equus. Luna found herself drooling, but cleared her head. 10 minutes passed, with only Clopper's breathing and Luna's purring.
"I love you..." Luna whispered, and Clopper froze instantly. Luna detected this. "Is something wrong?" Clopper pulled away from her, shakily hopping off the bed and trotting backwards, his face terrified. It broke Luna's heart. "D-did I do s-somet-thing wrong?" She got up, and began to walk toward him. He only got faster. Tears threatened to fall from Luna's pretty eyes. He finally said something.
"N-no...you c-can't!" Luna nodded, and Clopper seemed to give up, slumping to the floor. Luna hugged him. "Please don't love me...." Luna lifted his muzzle with a hoof.
"Why not?" She asked, and he looked down.
"Because everyone I loves dies, in a way I could stop, but arrive to late, or fail to." Luna began to stroke his back with a wing.
"They do not." Clopper looked her straight in the eyes. His gaze was like you removed a thin blanket from a corpse.
"15 mares have loved them, me returning their love. They all died. Multilated, and they always made me watch." Luna gasped.
"What scum could've possibly did this!?" Luna asked him in fury. He didn't do anything except meet her gaze again.
"My father's friends." Luna pulled him into an embrace which he didn't fight, simply submitting to it. She teleported them to her bed, and pulled the covers over them, wrapping her body around Clopper's. She soothed him to sleep, and eventually, he went into a slumber......until he suddenly threw her to the side, spinning, and managing to buck something. A loud crack issued forth, and, when Luna cast a light spell, to reveal a pegasus who's face was dyed red and black. His rib cage was caved in, blood pooling at his feet. The window was open. Another pagasus flew in, thinking Clopper has been knocked out, only to be pinned. "DON'T YOU EVER HURT THOSE I LOVE AGAIN!!!" Clopper shouted into the pony's face, his eyes shining pure black. When the pegasus looked within, he died within. Clopper threw him, and the pegasus flew away as fast as possible. He collapsed onto the floor sobbing. Luna gently pulled him into an embrace, and teleported them into the bed. She shut the window, just as Celestia burst in with two guards in tow. She saw the corpse, saw Luna holding a crying Captain Clopper, saw the red and black markings on the pagasus' face, and connected the dots.
"Guards, get rid of that scum," She said, furious. "And move Captain Clopper's belongings into my quarters!" The guards nodded, and grabbing the corpse, dragging it out the room. Celestia moved to comfort Clopper, and laid down, spooning him. She wrapped her wings to cover him, and they drifted off to sleep.....
Author's Note
Yeah, this is going to start becoming slightly dark, like the 'gangs' in my city.
Deal with it.
Tell me what's wrong or right.