Nympho Next Door

"So...Principal Celestia is your mom??" Diamond asked, once she'd finished her 'victory dance' and left them alone long enough to get dried off and dressed. They were currently both sitting on the couch while waiting for her to come back.

"Yeah, I figure people'll find out themselves so I don't really bother saying anything about it." He replied. How'd you recognize her?"

"Well, I'm in my last year of high school, so I met her when me and dad went to get me registered at Canterlot High. Relax, I've been eighteen for a couple of months." She said, seeing the panicky look on his face when she said 'high school'. "I got held back a year when I was little because my mom pulled me out to go on a damn trip."

"I knew I recognized you!" Celestia chirped, coming back time to hear that. "Diamond Tiara, right?"

"That...that's me." Diamond nodded. "Thankfully, it was my dad you met when we were there. Though, my mom, Spoiled, would've more than likely seen it beneath her."

"Have a feeling I've ran into her. Thinks she's queen of everything, expects the 'peasants' to let her have her way?" She sighed when Diamond nodded emphatically. The sarcasm dripped as she continued. "Lovely woman." She made a slight 'yick' sound before changing the subject. "So, *squee!* my son's finally got a girlfriend. Please say that's true!"

"Mooom...!" Spike groaned in embarrassment, burying his face in his hands.

"Oh, sweetie, you know I just want to see you find someone. I was actually starting to get worried when you reached seventeen and still hadn't dated. I mean, I had a girlfriend by then."

"Chrysalis, I know, Mom. You and Aunt Luna are both still dating her."

"Hey, you know the saying; if it ain't broke." Celestia grinned before turning back to a slightly blushing Diamond. "So..!"

Diamond smiled sheepishly. "Well, it's looking pretty good. We just met a couple of days ago, though."

The grin quickly vanished replaced by a less than pleased expression. "A couple of days!?" The disapproving tone in her voice was evident and Diamond gulped nervously, worried about how much trouble she was about to be in. "Don't you think you're moving a bit slow, then?"

Diamond paused, her train of thought halfway derailing. "Wh...dwah??"

Spike just facepalmed.

Celestia gave her a long, hard look before suddenly shrugging. "Ah well. You two were getting some naked cuddles on the raft, so I can forgive that!"

"Mom..." Spike pleaded.

"Oh, honey, relax." The cheerful look returned. "I've seen you naked already, and you have nothing to be ashamed of."

"Heh, I'll second that." Diamond added, the flood of relief making her a little bolder.

And his face slowly turned redder and redder.

"So, I take it you're the adventurous sort?" Celestia asked, taking a more relaxed seat across from them. "I think you and I are going to get along very well." She chuckled. "Spike tell you about some of my....exploits yet?"

Diamond couldn't help grinning. "No, he hasn't."

"Well, where to begin. I mean there's the mild stuff, like the time I ran through the park with nothing but a domino mask on."

"You streaked!?"

"The bet was too good to pass up. And a bit of exhibitionism; there were some cute college guys visiting and I couldn't resist giving them a peek!"

"Wow..."

"Oh God..." Spike moaned into his hands, trying his best to tune them out.

"Oh! Once as I tried a game of 'fashion show' once for this tasty little watcher outside the store dressing room. Figured I could get her to join me in the room"

"Her?"

Celestia shrugged. "Why not? I like to lick as well as suck. Anyway, I started off small, t-shirts, shorts mini skirts...and asking her what she thought."

'Hence why I can never set foot in there again.' Spike sighed.

"It was near Halloween, too, so I had a chance to get a few of the Halloween costumes ("You don't think this shows too much skin, do you?", "How do you think this'd look without part of the top?"), the swimsuits ("Think this'll stay on?", What would you say looks better, the one piece or a g-string?"), the workout clothes, especially the spandex ("Do these look too tight to you?", "With or without panties? I tend to go commando anyway."), and the lingerie ("Think I have the breasts for a shelf bra? This teddy isn't TOO see-through, is it?")" Celestia licked her lips. "In the end...let's just say she was talented with that tongue of hers."

By the time she was done, Diamond was biting her lip, with both hand squished between her legs. And Spike simply groaned, chanting 'don't pay attention, don't pay attention'.

"Let's see...oh and the occasional threesome me and Luna get into at times...a foursome if Chryssi's along!"

"W-wow...you're really comfortable with that." Diamond commented, unsure if she should admire or be a little intimidated by the older woman.

She waved it off. "Ah, just learned that if you can't love yourself, who can you love. Oh! Did he tell you about the beach?"

"Beach?" Diamond's expression turned inquisitive.

"Please no..." Spike slumped lower

"Me and Luna took him to a nude beach for his eighteenth birthday." Celestia giggled. "You should've seen some of the looks he got from the ladies!"

"It was embarrassing..." Spike replied. "I heard at least three girls call me 'tripod'."

"Well, they weren't that far off." Diamond scooted up against him. "Bet I hang from that bad boy."

"Not helping, Diamond."

"Oh, isn't that also when I took you to the beach bar to get your first shot of booze?" Celestia lit up. "Yeah, and we ended up making out on the counter."

"MOOOOM! I asked you not to tell anyone!" Spike cried, looking at her in dismay. "No one wants to be reminded about something like that, even if his mom IS hot!"

"Come on, Spike. We both know you're adopted, so it's not that bad." She responded. "Besides, you weren't complaining when you were sucking on a mouthful of my tit."

"Still!"

She knew she shouldn't, but Diamond couldn't help herself. She laughed. "Oh, man! I'm gonna like living next door to you guys!" She quickly caught something glittery gently arcing her way. It was a key. "Huh?"

"This way you can come when you want since you won't have to worry about your mom here."

"Cool!" Celestia must've really trusted her to hand over a house key like that. "Thanks!

"'Tia, I'm back." Another voice called out from the front door.

"Luna!" Celestia spun around. "Get in here!"

"Hm." Luna emerged from around the front hall, her eyes landing on Diamond...and how close she was to Spike. "Is...is that ...??"

"Luna, this is Diamond Tiara, Spike's girlfriend."

The second she said the G-word, Luna reacted like she'd won a contest. "A girlfriend!?" Spike suddenly found himself with her straddling his lap and their lips locked together. "Spike, I'm so proud!" She squealed.

"Hey, that's my seat!" Diamond protested.