Speedclop prompts!by ClopnobogChaptersBedroom Roleplay ChroniclesIn flagrante delictoZap HappensDashappledash!Clouded satisfactionZap Happens AgainA Wing and a HatBedroom Roleplay Chronicles“Are y’serious, Rainbow? You want me to-” “Yep!” “But... why?” “Because it’ll be hot, duh.” “Wouldn’t something else be better? Ah know, how about me as Daring Do?” “...tempting. But nope! It’s my turn, and I’ve made up my mind!” “...ain’t no chance I can get out of this, is there?” “Eeenope.” Applejack twitched as the pegasus used her brother’s usual expression. “Don’t do that. It’s still weird!” Rainbow grin couldn’t have been cheekier if she tried, filled with a promise of teasing if Applejack didn’t keep her end of the promise. Sighing, the farmer lifted a hoof to her face. “Fine. But not tonight. Ah’ll need Rarity’s help for this.” “Ooh, a three way? You are Daring!” “N-not like that you dirty filly!” “Ehehe... wait Applejack what are you doi-NO NOT A NOOGIE-” Applejack blinked as the memory faded away, finding herself once more in front of Carousel Boutique. But... she never expected to come here for this reason. Not in a million years. Finally gathering up her courage, she lifted a hoof and knocked on the door. A voice sang out, beckoning her inside. “Come iiiiin~!” Applejack pushed the door open, earning another earful from the shop’s owner. “Welcome to Carousel Bou-oh, hello Applejack! What brings you here?” “Well, Ah... uhm.” Applejack faltered. Why is this so hard to say? Rarity waited patiently, having noticed the farmer’s troubled expression. “Yes?” “Ah need...” “You need?” Applejack let out a loud sigh, and scrunched her eyes closed. “Oh to hay with it. Ah need you to gussy me up and make me a dress!” She waited for a response, her eyes still closed, then popped one open as the silence continued. If Rarity’s expression had been any brighter, Princess Celestia could have moved her through the skies instead of the sun. Rarity had waited for this for ages. “Oh Applejack! You’ve finally decided to abandon your rough looks and let your inner beauty shine through! Oh this is a glorious day-” Applejack lifted a hoof, stopping Rarity’s tirade. “Now hold on there! Ah’m not doing this on my own accord!” “Whatever do you mean, dear?” Oh horseapples, Applejack thought. Now she’d have to explain it all. “It’s... it’s fer Rainbow.” She said, hoping that it would satisfy the fashionista. Unfortunately, it only fanned her curiosity even more. “For Rainbow?” Rarity repeated. She knew that the pegasus and the earth pony were together, and she found it absolutely darling (And such a wasted opportunity... the dresses I could make them!), but couldn’t imagine why Rainbow would want to see Applejack ‘gussied up’, as the farmer had so eloquently put it. Applejack nodded, a blush rising to her cheeks. “Yup.” “I’m afraid I’m still lost, Applejack. Rainbow doesn’t strike me as someone who would find this appealing...” Applejack nodded, the blush growing ever hotter. “Ah’m as surprised as you, ‘Rare.” “...but I think you’re holding the real reason back.” Rarity smirked, noticing the color on her friend’s face. “Come now, you can tell me! My lips are sealed.” Applejack’s ears were low, and she sighed. “Fine...” she said, then looked around. No sign of anypony else. The coast was clear. Still, she didn’t trust the apparent safety, and motioned Rarity to lean in closer. The unicorn bent her head toward Applejack’s, her ears standing at attention. She listened to Applejack’s every whispered word, and found a blush appearing on her own face. Once the farmer was done, her face a brighter red than ever, the Rarity cleared her throat. “I... I see. Well. I do believe I can still help you! I assume you need this by tonight?” She asked, to which Applejack nodded. Rarity grinned, ideas filling her head. “Oh, the things I could do... hmm. How about some leather, and some spreader bars-” “Wh-no!” Applejack sputtered, shaking her head frantically. “Ah told you what Ah need! Don’t you go adding crazy stuff!” “...spoilsport.” Rarity huffed. “Fine. Come back in a few hours, I’ll have your garment ready. Then we can tackle your mane!” Rainbow Dash waited outside of Applejack’s window, having knocked moments before. Before long, a pair of orange hooves lifted the window, but only a crack. Frowning, Rainbow poked at it again. “Hey Applejack, what gives?” “Ah’m only letting you in if y’close your eyes, Dash!” Rainbow blinked. “What the hay? Why?” “Ah did this for you, let me at least show it off my way!” Rainbow grinned. This sounded fun. “Okay. Just grab my hoof and guide me in.” She said, before smirking as she closed her eyes. Pun completely intended. She heard the window open, and felt a pair of hooves wrap themselves around hers, as well as the swish of fabric. Her grin grew wider. Applejack had actually gone through with the idea. This was bound to be hilarious. Applejack guided the pegasus to the bed, and instructed her to lay down. Rainbow complied, the back of her head falling onto the pillow. She heard the sound of hooves on the floor, before Applejack spoke again, from slightly further away. “Okay, you can open yer eyes now.” Rainbow did so, looking around at what looked like an empty room. She then spotted four orange hooves sticking out from under the wardrobe’s open door. “Come out, come out, wherever you are!” Rainbow sang, grinning. “Sh-shut up. I’m coming!” “Not yet you aren’t~” “You know what Ah meant!” Applejack growled. Rainbow grinned again. She could practically hear the glare in Applejack’s voice. As Applejack stepped out from behind the door, the grin died as her jaw dropped open. The first thing she noticed was the lack of a ponytail. Applejack’s hair had been done professionally, a coiffure to match Rarity’s own high maintenance mane. The earrings and necklace were a nice touch, surely a gift from the fashionista. The dress was gorgeous, an emerald green that complemented Applejack’s eyes, showing off her curves while not being too frilly. She’d expected to laugh. Instead, she beheld a vision of beauty. “Dash? Well?” “Huh?” “H-how is it?” Applejack asked, looking down. “Ah look ridiculous, don’t I?” Rainbow quickly shook her head. “No! Never.” She paused, looking down guiltily. “I kinda WAS hoping for a laugh when I asked you to dress up like this,” she explained, earning herself a glare from the farmer. “...but you look fantastic. Hot. I mean, smoking hot.” Applejack blushed at the compliment, and grinned. “I must admit that this brings back a fair share of memories, my dear Rainbow Dash.” She said, slipping into a Manehattan accent. If she was to dress like she had as a filly, she might as well act the part. “...now that is just weird.” Rainbow said, eyebrows raised. “Still hot.” She jumped off the bed, and stalked towards the farmer. “Now, madam... how about I get you out of those clothes?” Applejack’s eyes closed as Rainbow’s voice turned throaty, and filled with promise. “Now now, you ruffian.” Applejack whispered, smiling. “That’s not a way to treat a lady, is it?” Rainbow chuckled. “Getting into the role, aren’t ya?” “You’re getting what you asked for, dearest.” She leant in, stealing a kiss from Rainbow’s lips. “Now do be quiet and rut me!” Rainbow didn’t need to be told twice. In flagrante delictoThis... this was so bucking naughty. The idea, of course, had been Dash’s. Of the two of them, she was the kinkiest one. Or at least, the one with the wildest ideas. As often as Applejack contributed to their brainstorming, the pegasus easily had double her count of ideas that they actually tried. On the farm, with the rest of the family asleep. On the farm, with the rest of the family awake. That had been... something else. Literally on the farm. Dash had flown them onto the roof of the farmhouse, and they’d gone wild then and there. It had taken all of her effort to muffle her cries of pleasure, and she’d managed to not wake anyone up. She wasn’t sure she’d be able to live it down if she had. In the trees, in a bush in the park, behind Sugarcube corner... They’d explored a number of different avenues as well. Spreader bars, ballgags, roleplay, you name it. They, and the ideas, kept coming. But more often than not, it came down to one thing: Location, location, location. Finding a new and exciting place to rut each other silly had become a game in and of itself... and they discovered that, on top of liking to find new places to go wild, they also liked one other aspect of it. The risk of getting caught. The very idea that they could be seen or interrupted by family, friends, or any random passerby in town just made it all the filthier. And they loved every minute of it. But this...? This topped it all. The very idea of having wild, passionate sex with her very own chromatic pegasus was enticing enough. Doing it where they could get caught was even better. Doing it on the bed of one of their best friends, while they were working a floor below them? Applejack was dripping at the mere thought of it. “So...” she whispered, as they sat in the bushes near Carousel Boutique. “How do we get in?” Rainbow put a hoof to her chin, giving this some thought. “Well... She fixed the hole I made when I crashed through her ceiling... so that’s out. And all her windows are locked, I checked.” Applejack nodded, vaguely wondering when the pegasus had checked this. She hadn’t been out of her sight... “And the front door is out. She has that silly bell on it.” she commented, dismissing her previous thought. It didn’t matter. “...Then we just have to use her back door.” The pegasus finished, staring at the domicile. She glanced at Applejack as the farmer let out an amused snort, finding her marefriend looking at her with a big leer on her face. Rainbow grinned as she realized what she’d just said. “Hey, I’m open to the idea if you are!” “...Ah’ll think about it, Dash.” Applejack whispered, smirking. “But Ah think that’s more up to her.” Rainbow pouted. “Yeah... she’s too stuck up to go for it. Maybe Pinkie....” she mused, before an orange hoof poked her in the side. “Ow!” “Focus, Speedy! We’re on a mission right now. We can talk about that later.” “Fine!” She grumbled, before giving the farmer a grin. “You ready?” “After you!” They snuck out of the bush, carefully approaching the boutique while avoiding any prying eyes, from within or without. A quick glance through a window confirmed Rarity’s location at the front of the shop, merrily working on one of her dresses. The pair slithered along the ground like snakes, eventually reaching the boutique’s back door. They pushed it open, covering both directions as they entered together, sweeping the area as if it was their talent. With the coast clear, they snuck to the main lobby of the home, where the fashionista was working. Here was the toughest part of the operation. To get upstairs to Rarity’s room, they had to go through this lobby... and risk being seen by their friend. But where there’s a will, there’s a way. The pair waited until Rarity looked away, and dashed towards the stairs as quickly and silently as they could. They waited at the top of the stairs for the telltale sign of being discovered, but it looked like they had pulled it off. Grinning like a pair of horny teenagers, they made their way towards Rarity’s bedroom, thanking the stars that school was still in session, removing Sweetie Belle out of the equation entirely. Some things they didn’t want to try explaining at all. As they entered the fashionista’s room, Rainbow leapt onto the bed, bouncing once as she landed on it. She grinned at Applejack, using her best ‘come hither’ expression, which served to melt the frown on Applejack’s face. “Dummy, what if her bed made noise!” “Then we’d hide.” Rainbow whispered back. “Plus, you’re gonna make more noise soon!” She grinned, patting the mattress with a hoof. Feeling herself dripping at what they were doing, Applejack complied and joined the pegasus on the bed, with only a second to get comfortable before her mouth found itself occupied with Dash’s own. They closed their eyes, enjoying each others’ taste. Applejack recognized the taste of the apple pancakes they’d eaten earlier that morning, and grinned to herself. More often than not, she was finding Dash was tasting more and more like apples. Except, of course, for one place. That was Dashie’s very own flavor. Applejack broke the kiss, only to resume it on her pegasus’ neck, inching ever downwards. She paused at Rainbow’s nape, focusing on an area that she knew drove the pegasus wild. She was rewarded with a soft pomf, as Rainbow’s wings displayed just how turned on her marefriend was... if the fountain between her legs wasn’t indication enough. Applejack moved along Rainbow’s body, nipping at the base of Rainbow’s wings as she reached them. The pegasus let out a throaty moan, unable to hold back from vocalizing the sensations she felt. They had to be quiet, but... it was just so hard. Sensing that Rainbow was ready, Applejack’s kisses continued to move lower... and lower... until she found the heat between the blue mare’s legs. She breathed in the powerful scent, and gave the folds an experimental lick. Rainbow’s lower body bucked upwards, the feeling moving through her body like a bolt of lightning. She was so turned on, she felt she could explode right then and there. Seeing the pegasus’ reaction just enticed Applejack even more, as she once again moved her tongue across the other mare’s lips. Unable to speak, Rainbow was left with only one method of communication: more moans. As Applejack delved deeper and deeper into her passage, licking her inner walls with vigor, her brain ceased to function, taking a back seat and enjoying everything her body was feeling. Rainbow moved her front hooves onto Applejack’s head, pushing the farmer further between her legs as she felt a tide swell ever closer. Taking the hint, Applejack doubled her efforts, sucking and licking every nook and cranny, until she recognized the signs of Rainbow’s imminent release. She briefly pulled away, then nipped at Rainbow’s nub, giving her the finishing blow. The pegasus quickly shoved one of her hooves back into her mouth, blocking out the scream of primal lust and pleasure that made its way out of her throat as the orgasm washed over her like a tidal wave. As it finally died down, she was left a trembling but happy wreck on Rarity’s bed. Applejack dragged herself up to Rainbow’s eye level, grinning as she kissed the pegasus once more. “Good?” “The best...” Rainbow panted, looking up at Applejack with half lidded eyes, her gaze positively smouldering. “That good huh? Feel up to giving me a taste?” “Absolutely... just gimme a minute.” “And here I thought you had more stamina than that, Rainbow Dash.” A third voice commented. The pair jumped, almost falling off of the bed as they whirled to face the door. There stood Rarity, a sketchbook engulfed in her magic. She grinned at the pair, waving a hoof in their direction. “Oh do go on, don’t stop on my account!” Momentarily shocked into speechlessness, Applejack recovered first. “H-how did y’know we were here?” Rarity rolled her eyes. “Oh please. I’m a designer. I have an eye for detail. A stetson hat and a rainbow mane sneaking past my window, or up my stairs is very, very hard to miss. You’re not as sneaky as you’d like to think.” Rainbow, on the other hand, latched on what the unicorn had said previously. “Don’t sto- what, you don’t mind?” “Oh not at all!” Rarity smiled, pointing at the sketchbook. “You two are giving me wonderful ideas.” She paused, briefly glaring at them. “I do expect you to wash those sheets afterwards. Celestia knows what you’re leaving behind...” Still slightly trembling from the high of being discovered, the pair glanced at each other, a silent thought passing between the two. This was not what they’d expected... It was even better. In unison, they grinned back at the white mare. “Say, Rarity...” Applejack began, her tone dripping with barely controlled lust. “Wanna join us?” Rainbow finished, matching Applejack’s tone. Rarity smiled as she set her sketchbook down. “You know what, my dears? I think I shall.” Zap Happens“Rainbow, put that down!” The pegasus paused in mid-motion, the apple tantalizingly close. Just a bit more and she’d take a bite out of that delicious fruit... “Rainbow!” Rainbow sighed, glaring at the orange earth pony below her. With the number of apples that the family harvested, sparing a single one shouldn’t have been an issue. Even if it was one of those apples. “What?” She grumbled, the apple still balanced on her hoof. “I’m hungry!” “You can’t eat those!” The mare below her replied, matching Rainbow’s glare with one of her own. “And why not?” “Y’just can’t!” Rainbow’s frown deepened. She hadn’t known Applejack to be a greedy pony, but... “Look, I’ll give you money for it later!” Applejack’s glare became fiercer, her eyes betraying what looked like a touch of anger. “It ain’t about money!” “It’s not?” The now thoroughly confused Rainbow repeated. “What the hay is this about then?” She asked, lifting the rainbow patterned apple high. Applejack rolled her eyes at her friend. It didn’t look like she was about to be dissuaded. “Granny taught us never to eat any of those apples-.” “Okay, now you’re just pulling my leg! What’s with all the jam?” “-raw, Rainbow. Y’can’t eat them raw.” Blinking in continued confusion, Rainbow’s eyes flicked between the apple in her hooves and the farmpony below her. “...Why not?” “Eh?” “Why can’t you eat them Raw?” Rainbow asked. After all, nothing with awesome coloring that matched her own could be bad. Applejack lifted a hoof, and looked away before responding. “Because!” Rainbow’s eyes narrowed at the evasive response. “You don’t know why, don’t you?” She asked, her lips forming into a smirk. Applejack’s glare turned itself once more on Rainbow. “She told me not to, and that’s that! Unlike someponies, I listened to my elders!” Rainbow shrugged the verbal jab away, her smirk ever wider. No, she knew the real reason... “Yeah, right. You’re just scared.” “Sca-” Applejack sputtered in complete disbelief. “Like hay I am!” Rainbow’s smile grew ever wider. “I never thought I’d see the day! Applejack scared of an apple!” As a dash of inspiration hit her, she dramatically lifted a hoof to her forehead. “Sweet Apple Acres is doomed!” Damn. Rarity would be proud. Rainbow was so busy mentally patting herself on the back, she didn’t notice the lasso coming up at her until it was too late. The next thing she knew, she found her face in the dirt, groaning at the stetson wearing pony that stood above her. “I ain’t scared! And I’m gonna prove it!” “...How?” Rainbow asked as she got back on her hooves and untied the rope around her. She then watched Applejack turn away, bend down, and once more face the pegasus. “L’ke this!” Applejack replied, the Zap Apple in her mouth muffling her words. Then, with one almighty bite, she tore off a large chunk of the chromatic fruit. She chewed vigorously, and swallowed. The pair stared at each other, waiting for something to happen. And waited. “...So how does it taste?” Applejack’s brows furrowed in thought.“...Just like every other apple, actually.” Rainbow snorted. “That’s boring! What was the fuss about?” “I don’t-” POOF! “--know--What in tarnation!” Rainbow blinked, then blinked again as she stared at the sight before her. One moment, Applejack was there, eating an apple. The next moment, a blinding, multicolored flash of light seem to surround her, vanishing as quick as it came. The moment after that? Rainbow wasn’t quite sure what she was looking at. It was Applejack, but... bigger. Taller. Bulkier. Squarer. And the voice had changed too. It was deeper, throatier. Applejack was a colt. In fact, she... He. He was a stallion. Rainbow couldn’t lift her hooves to her muzzle fast enough, a snort of laughter escaping before she could block it. With the floodgates open, the laughter poured out, dragging Rainbow back to the soft earth as she rolled around, howling with mirth. “...I guess that answers that question.” Applejack said, glaring as the pegasus’ laughter redoubled. “Quit it, Dash!” Mercifully, Rainbow seemed to listen, as her laughter died down to quiet yet continuous giggles. “Aheh. Ehehe. Sorry.” She grinned at Applejack, her eyes roaming over the stallion’s body. He was big. Admittedly not the same size as Big Macintosh, or that big white pegasus. But still, Applejack was... bulky. She could see the muscles rippling under his coat. Briefly taking flight, she landed on Applejack’s back, then proceeded to poke and prod his barrel.. “Dash, what’re you doin’?” Applejack asked, only moving his head to track the mare as she moved about on him. “Just checking you out!” Rainbow replied, before realising just what she’d said. “Err... checking the changes, I mean.” Applejack grinned at Dash, not missing a beat. “Oh? Like what you see?” Rainbow stared at Applejack’s grin, and his eyes, feeling the heat spreading across her cheeks. Why am I blushing? She thought, before turning her eyes away. “H-ha!” She said, jumping off before throwing him a fierce smile of her own. “You might look different, but I bet you still can’t beat me!” Rainbow marvelled as the stallion let out a loud guffaw. It still sounded like Applejack, just... so much stronger. It was very weird. She snapped out of her reverie as he threw her challenge back at her. “Oh yeah? Race you to the barn.” His ears flicked as the telltale thump of Big Macintosh bucking made itself heard in the distance. “Next 5 bucks and we go.” He told Rainbow, flicking his head towards the noise. “You’re on!” The pair stood at the imaginary starting line, their sights set on the barn in the distance. Thud. Rainbow pawed at the ground, eager to set off. Thud. From the corner of her eye, she watched Applejack let out a small snort as he focused on their goal. Thud. Thud. Her brain was buzzing with anticipation. Waiting for that last buck... the last... Thud. She blasted ahead, her hooves pounding the ground as she sped towards the barn. She put her strength into an early lead, eager to make the stallion eat her dust. She grinned widely, sure of her victory. Then, something orange creeped into her field of vision. Slowly, Applejack caught up to her, matching her pace with seeming ease. The pegasus scowled, dipping into her reserves as she accelerated, attempting to leave the stallion behind. But she couldn’t. He matched her pace, much the same as he normally did as a mare. They reached the barn, tearing past the open door, neck and neck. Rainbow screeched to a halt, gasping for breath as she wheeled towards her companion. Her claim of a win she wasn’t even sure about died on her lips as she took a closer look at him. He was panting, looking winded. She was gasping for breath. No way. “...You held back.” She accused, staring at the stallion. He froze, his eyes flicking left and right as he scrunched his muzzle. “Nope! I put everythin’ in that!” “Don’t lie!” Rainbow growled. “You suck at it.” She glared at the stallion again, who had the decency to look sheepish. “Why?” “Didn’t want to make ya feel bad by beating ya too easy.” “Don’t you dare hold back on me!” Rainbow yelled, before launching herself at Applejack. The tackle sent them into one of the many piles of hay strewn around the barn, as Rainbow tried to pin the larger pony down. The stallion struggled weakly, making a token effort of resistance. And Rainbow could tell. “I said don’t hold back!” She spat, biting on an ear. That got the reaction she wanted, as Applejack yelled in pain. He then spun around, almost casually brushing Rainbow’s hooves aside, and pinned her down. Gasping for breath, she found herself on her back, staring up at Applejack’s face as he stood above her, a single foreleg enough to hold her down. Each breath she took filled her nose with his scent. The smell of the earth, of trees, with a vague hint of apples. He smelled just like Applejack always did, but... different all the same. A more musky tang of masculine sweat was there, and it sent her mind spinning. “...You smell good.” She mumbled, her struggles having died down, and were now only half hearted. A faint blush lit up Applejack’s cheeks, as he bent down slowly. His muzzle buried itself in Rainbow’s mane, taking a deep breath. He held the position for a moment, then moved his head away until their muzzles were a nose length apart. “You too...” He whispered, staring into Rainbow’s eyes. “Dash... what are we doing?” “No idea...” Rainbow said, her head inching forward. “And I don’t care...” As if they felt the same silent signal, the pair closed the distance, pressing their muzzles together. It felt... great. It wasn’t rough, nor was it a battle. Their usual competitiveness was absent, replaced by a warm buzz that she felt in her entire body, from her hooves to her wingtips. She opened her mouth, her tongue flicking Applejack’s lips until he opened his own. They explored each others mouths eagerly, almost desperate to discover everything they could. They stopped as Rainbow felt something brush against her thigh, something thick and warm. Applejack hadn’t moved his body. At least... not intentionally. She snorted as she realised what it was. “Is that an apple between your legs, or you just happy to see me?” Applejack chuckled, grateful that the tension had dropped substantially. “Feels more like a banana t’me.” Rainbow’s eyes widened in mock amazement. “You eat... bananas? You eat other fruit?” “Apples are the best fruit.” Applejack retorted, smirking. “Not the only fruit!”He said, jumping slightly as he felt Rainbow move her leg to brush against his hardening member. His eyes betrayed the surprise he felt, mixed with an eager anticipation. Rainbow grinned, licking the tip of Applejack’s muzzle. “I think a banana sounds great right now...” she whispered, and relaxed into the hay. She watched as Applejack bent down to kiss her again, his eyes swimming with barely controlled lust—an expression surely mirrored in her own. He shifted his hips, aiming towards Rainbow’s feverishly hot entrance and pressed the end of his shaft against her lips. She whined quietly as he stopped moving, her eyes pleading, asking why he stopped. Applejack stared down quietly at the mare, concern warring with the lust filling his entire body. “Are you sure, Dash?” Rainbow smiled through the haze of desire. Even now, Applejack was Applejack. The best, most dependable pony. But that didn’t matter right now. She wrapped her forelegs around his neck, feeling the bunched muscles there. “Yes. Now shut up and let’s do thi—” The words died in her throat as she felt him press into her, his cock prying her wide in ways she hadn’t thought possible. Coherency was forgotten as he pressed deeper into her, inching ever deeper with agonizing slowness. Eventually, Applejack bottomed out, his shaft prodding against Rainbow’s womb. She tried to say something, anything, but couldn’t do much more than a tiny, completely uncharacteristic squeak. She shuddered at the sensations coursing through her body, unaware at how these fed back to Applejack through the flesh that joined the pair. Her forelegs gripped tighter as she unconsciously lifted her hips, attempting to get even the slightest bit more of Applejack into her. And then, he moved. She abandoned any attempts to think as she felt his searing heat partially drag out of her pussy, leaving her feeling bizarrely empty before he shoved into her, rougher than before. Her head throbbed with the beat of her heart as Applejack pounded into her body, pushing them ever closer to a mind shattering climax. She lifted her head up, burying her muzzle into Applejack’s neck, his scent utterly overwhelming, and shuddered as she felt the orgasm explode from her loins. She latched onto the first thing she found, her jaws biting onto Applejack’s neck as wave after wave of pleasure tore through her. The stallion grunted in pain, the pace increasing for a few moments as the combined sensations of Rainbow’s clenching pussy and lovebite drove him over the edge, painting Rainbow’s womb with what felt like all the fluids in his body. His hips kept thrusting, completly out of his control, as he continued shoving himself deep into the mare under him, his cock swelling as it delivered its load. It felt like there was room for nothing else, only her walls and his flesh, sending his seed spilling out of her as it found the only path it could. Applejack gave a few more thrusts, dragging both of their orgasms out for those few more precious seconds, before finally slowing down and collapsing onto the exhausted mare. They lay together, their breaths slowly easing into a more relaxed rhythm, enjoying each other’s simple presence as much as the lovemaking. Rainbow nuzzled Applejack’s cheek, grinning at the pleasant aches in her body. “I think I like bananas...” She mumbled, grinning as the stallion shook with laughter. Applejack lifted his head, peering down at Rainbow with a smile of his own. “I dunno... I’m liking these Zap Apples.” They both lapsed into another comfortable silence, slowly drifting off towards sleep. But as always, Rainbow had to have the last word. “... Zap Bananas?” Dashappledash!Prompt: My own clone. Time spent: 61 minutes of 69 given. Woo! “So let me get this straight,” Applejack said as she observed the pair of ponies in front of her. Not one, but two Rainbow Dashes. “One of you is Rainbow. From the future.” “Yup!” The pair chorused, simultaneously. They’d been echoing each other since they first saw Applejack, until she’d managed to make one shut up. A pair of apple flavored lips tended to be quite the silencing tool. Until, of course, the other Rainbow had complained, but it left her able to explain what was going on. The first one was still slightly dazed, a dopey smile plastered on her muzzle once the kiss ended. “Twilight said that I-she-” she started, pointing at the dazed Rainbow, identifying her as the future-version. “-must have gone so fast that she bent time and ended up blasting into last week.” She prodded her future self. “Dude, you have got to teach me that trick.” “H-wha?” The second Dash asked, her senses finally returning. “Oh! Sure, Dash. It’s easy!” “Awesome! Thanks, Dash!” Applejack groaned, holding her hooves to the side of her head. “One of you already gives me a headache... two of you just makes it worse.” Sighing, she pointed a hoof at one of the two pegasi. “You. Present or future Dash?” “Um. Future?” “Okay, then you’re Dash.” She pointed her hoof at the other Rainbow, smiling. “And you’re Dashie.” “Hey!” Dash said, pouting. “Why don’t I get to use my nickname?” Applejack smirked. “Gotta identify you somehow.” She frowned as a thought struck her. “What are you two doing here anyway?” Dashie shrugged. “Twilight said she’d get to work on how to send Dash back, but we got bored.” “So we thought we’d say hi to our favorite girl in the world.” Dash finished, grinning at Applejack. The farmer blushed. Rainbow still managed to surprise her sometimes. “Well howdy, then. Now can I get back to work?” She asked, waving a hoof at the orchard behind her. She frowned as the pair of pegasi shook their heads in unison. “Whaddya mean, no?” Dash and Dashie glanced at each other. The glance spoke volumes, in a way that could likely only be explained by the fact that she was talking to herself. Dash nodded, deferring to the version of herself who actually belonged in this time. “Well. I wanted to have some fun...” Dashie said, her voice throatier than it had been seconds ago. She smiled, her gaze smouldering from half lidded eyes. “Just think what two of us could do...” She whispered, as Dash stood up and started stalking towards Applejack, a leer on the second pegasus’ face. Two sets of wings flared open with quiet pomfs. Applejack’s eyes widened as both pegasi started inching closer. “Oh horseapples.” She said, before the pair pounced on her. Through some unspoken agreement, the pair had decided on their plan of attack, immediately going for Applejack’s weak spot: Her ears. Her stetson was knocked off immediately, as two sets of teeth started nibbling one ear apiece. Applejack collapsed to her knees, instantly feeling weak. “N-no fair...” She groaned. “Y’know how th-ah!-that makes me feel...” She closed her eyes as the pegasi stayed silent, moaning as she revelled under the twin assault, feeling the exact same motion in each ear. They really were the same pony... right down to their technique. “D-Dashie...” she panted, a hoof digging into the ground. “Hold up a sec.” “Mmm?” The pegasus paused, an orange ear still between her teeth. “M-mix it up a little,” Applejack asked, the ear in question attempting to flick all on its own. “Do it in a different direction...” She gasped as Dashie complied, her brain trying to keep up with the completely different sensations in each ear. Her ears felt like they were on fire, a heat which seemed to be transferred straight to her marehood. She felt slick, drenched with juices after only the shortest time. Her tail started flicking back and forth, belying her excitement. Unnoticed by Applejack, both Rainbows glanced at each other again. Dash flicked her gaze towards Applejack’s tail, and gave Dashie a wink. The present-Dash grinned, letting go of the ear at the same time as future-Dash. Still reeling from the sensations, Applejack nevertheless felt the assault on her ears stop, and slowly opened her eyes. “Why did y-” She started, before a blue muzzle interrupted her. She closed her eyes again, not caring which Dash she was kissing right now. As far as she was concerned, they were one and the same. Her hind legs twitched as she discovered just where the other pegasus had gone, when a muzzle pressed itself on her other lips. She felt a tongue lapping at her, prying her folds open to delve deeper. She let out a muffled moan as Dashie’s tongue flicked her clit, the sensation more intense than usual. Was it because she was with someone else at the same time? Even if it was still Dash? Nothing but a headache lay down that line of thought, as she wrapped her forehooves around the Dash in front of her. She caressed the flared wings, grinning through the kiss as she felt the pegasus twitch with pleasure. She blinked again as the pegasus pulled back, and held back a smirk as she noticed Dash’s ragged breathing. “Hey Dashie,” the second Dash called. “Wait a sec.” The first Rainbow raised an eyebrow as she paused her ministrations. “I want to try something.” The second Dash finished, grinning as she extracted herself from Applejack’s forelegs. Applejack frowned as Dash walked to Dashie, wondering what was worth interrupting the kissing. She got her answer as she felt Dashie scoot over, then let out a loud moan as she felt two tongues lap at her. “O-oh Celestia don’t stop keep going!” Eager to please, the two tongues licked her nether lips, alternating between digging at her inner walls and flicking her clit. Playing with her ears had made her wet. The kissing and licking had driven her wild. But two tongues licking her pussy, both belonging to the mare she loved? Well. She screamed as she felt the release, the pure ectasy flowing through her entire body, draining all of the strength she had left. The rest of her body collapsed onto the ground, leaving her a panting, smiling mess. She drifted off into an orgasmic sleep, the smile still on her face. “So, wait...” Rainbow asked later. Twilight had stopped by, correctly guessing where both versions of Dash would be, studiously ignoring the rather conspicuous Applejack-shaped puddle. “Future Rainbow has to go back so that stuff doesn’t go crazy...” Twilight nodded, glad that Rainbow understood for once. Maybe she was getting better at laypony’s terms! “Yep.” “But Present Rainbow, aka me... gets to do this again in a week, so that stuff doesn’t go crazy either?” Or maybe the perverted part of her brain processes things better... Twilight sighed, rolling her eyes. “Yep.” Present-Dash grinned, pumping a hoof in the air. “Awesome!” Clouded satisfactionPrompt: Customer Satisfaction Time: 69 minutes exactly! woo. Considering how often she slept in these trees, Rainbow Dash figured that by now, she’d have learned some of Applejack’s routines. Or at least, figured out where to sleep so that she’d have maximised her napping time before the farmer knocked her off the branches like an apple. Heck, if she asked Twilight, the unicorn could probably give Rainbow an exact time and place to most efficiently nap. The egghead probably had that information somewhere. As she stared at the sky, her head ringing from its impact with the ground, she figured she might just go ask Twilight later. But truth be told, she didn’t mind being knocked out of the tree. Much. She was always happy to see Applejack, and the orange mare tended to take Rainbow’s rampant napping in stride, always with a grin on her face. The fact that Applejack was frowning set off some pretty loud alarm bells. Before Rainbow could right herself and attempt an escape, an orange hoof landed squarely on her stomach, knocking the air out of her. “You ain’t goin’ nowhere till you explain some things, missy.” The hoof pressed harder at the last word, making the pegasus wince. “Ow. Explain what? I didn’t do it!” She attempted to wriggle away, but Applejack’s hold was firm. “Look at the sky, Dash. What d’you see?” Rainbow looked up, and saw what she normally saw. “Um. The sky?” “What else?” Another shove. “Ow! Stop that! Uh, clouds?” “Clouds.” Applejack repeated, frowning. “What color clouds?” “White, fluffy, and comfy?” Rainbow grinned. They looked as appealing as they sounded. “And what color are they supposed to be, Rainbow Dash?” Two more shoves, in time with her name. “Whi-Oh.” Rainbow gulped. A rainstorm had been scheduled for the Acres, and she’d forgotten. The trees looked so comfy that she’d leapt straight into one, deciding she could always make the storm later. It was, in fact, later. Much, much later. She was... tardy. As the egghead would put it. “So where’s my rain, Dash? These trees need waterin’.” “Get off me and I’ll do it!” She growled, and clambered to her hooves when the farmer finally moved. She glanced at the sky, picking out the most suitable clouds to get a storm started. She frowned as she counted them all, and started again just to make sure. “Horseapples.” “What’re you gripin’ about now?” Rainbow shot Applejack a glare of her own. “I’m trying to figure out how to get you your rain, Appleflank. There aren’t enough clouds.” She glanced at the mare’s flank in question, then back at the clouds. Rainbow bit her lip, an idea forming. She’d have to phrase this carefully. Applejack must have noticed, squinting at the pegasus. “You’ve got that look about you, Dash. What’re you thinking?” Rainbow gulped. “I, uh. I think I know how to get those clouds running.” “Yeah? How?” “We need to... water them.” “Water-ew!” Applejack’s face twisted in disgust. “Y’mean to say rainfall is pegasus-piss?” Rainbow snorted. “No! Well. Not all of it. Just a tiny part!” Rainbow rolled her eyes. “I mean, it’s not like Cloudsdale has plumbing.” “Yuck. Too much information, Dash.” Rainbow shrugged. “That’s also not the type of water I meant.” “Eh? What else is there?” Rainbow’s cheeks brightened as she leaned closer to the farmer. “Well, the clouds just need a little... lubricant.” “Lubri-” Applejack’s eyes widened at Rainbow’s increasingly wide leer. “Yer pulling my leg.” “I promise. Pinkie promise if you want me to.” Applejack laughed, and shook her head. “Nah.” She trotted closer to Rainbow, flicking her tail under the pegasus’ muzzle. “So, how does this work?” Rainbow snapped at the tail, attempting to catch it in her mouth. “That’s a good start, but we gotta be up in one of those.” She pointed towards the clouds floating in the sky. “We?” Applejack stared. “Won’t I fall through?” Rainbow leaned forward, planting a kiss on the farmer’s muzzle. “Not as long we keep touching, cowgirl.” She gave Applejack’s nose a lick before pulling back. “Sit tight, I’ll be right back.” The pegasus sprang into the air, speeding towards the closest clump of cloud. But instead of tearing through or bucking it, she started pushing it towards the next closest one, bringing every cloud in the sky together until she had gathered a decently large mass. Satisfied with her work, she dropped back down in front of Applejack, who had been watching her every move. “So what’s that, sugarcube?” Rainbow grinned. “Bed.” She turned and leaned down, motioning towards her back with her head. “Hop on.” She grunted as the farmer’s weight settled down on her, then lifted off once more, heading towards the clump she had just created. She landed in the cloud’s thickest part, the very center, and kneeled down. “Remember, don’t let go of me.” She shuddered as she felt Applejack lean forward and nuzzle the back of her neck. “I never will, Dash.” The farmer breathed. “You know that.” Rainbow gently twisted to her side, easing Applejack on the cloud, where she briefly sank into its depths before settling in. The flash of fear in the earth pony’s eyes disappeared, and Applejack leaned in to kiss the pegasus deeply. Reciprocating the kiss, Rainbow let one of her hooves travel down the side of Applejack’s body, caressing the toned curves of her lover. She enjoyed hearing the farmer’s quiet moans suddenly grow louder as the hoof touched Applejack’s marehood. It was already slick, belying Applejack’s excitement. Rainbow grinned. Getting this raincloud started’s gonna be easy! She rubbed her thighs together, feeling her own wetness. Very easy, in fact. Applejack leaned forward as they broke the kiss, taking one of Rainbow’s ears into her mouth. She knew the gentle nibbling always drove the pegasus wild, almost as much as her wings. Applejack’s own hoof mirrored Dash’s own, rubbing her in a slow but determined manner. She knew how Rainbow liked it, and she was determined to get the blue mare off first. “S-so that’s how it is?” Rainbow gasped, licking Applejack’s nape. This was a race, and she wasn’t about to back down. She started rubbing Applejack’s marehood faster, focusing on the nub as much as possible. She felt the farmer’s legs twitch, signalling she was getting close. She was going to win this by a mile. Then, she felt another hoof snake through the cloud, stroking one of her primaries, and nearly lost it right there. The combination of ear nibbling, wing fondling, and just plain fondling was a savage combo, bringing her to the edge in an instant. She groaned loudly as she pressed her face into Applejack’s neck, drowning out the cries in the orange coat. Seconds later, Applejack let go of Rainbow’s ear and released her own cry, her moan carrying into the wind. The pair lay gasping on the cloud, their juices dripping into its folds, slowly darkening it to a light gray. As they caught their breath, Applejack lifted her head, listening to a telltale sign. She raised an eyebrow at Rainbow, who was staring up at her adoringly. “I don’t hear any rain, Dash.” Rainbow snorted, rolling her eyes. “Kill the mood why don’t you. It just needs a good buck.” She glanced at the farmer, another idea popping up. “You wanna do the honors?” Applejack blinked. “How?” Rainbow leaned up, kissing Applejack once again. “I told you,” she whispered. “As long as you keep touching me, you can touch the cloud.” Applejack grinned. “Y’know what? That sounds just fine.” She closed her eyes, giving Rainbow a return kiss. “How about after round two?” Rainbow grinned. The Acres would have plenty of rain today. Zap Happens AgainYou'll find it here! I'm gonna attempt to add continuity to my speedclops, by building it into the Zap Happens story. Those that I do write and don't fit in there will be posted here. But in the meantime... go check out chapter 2 ;) A Wing and a HatRainbow Dash yawned as she flew back home, tired from a day of hard work. Pushing clouds around was more exhausting than most earthbound ponies knew, and she'd done more than her fair share that day - Blossomforth was once again sick, so Rainbow had needed to cover her section. She was so, so very looking forward to a nap once she got to her cloudhouse. As she neared her home, she glanced at the ground below it, checking the mailbox below. A quick look to see whether its cutie mark flag was up, signifying the presence of any mail. However, she could not see it today. The entire mailbox was covered with something brown, and very, very familiar. A stetson hat. Her eyes widened, and she aimed her flight downwards, landing gently next to the hat. She lifted it off of its resting place, taking a moment to inhale. Earth and dust. Dear Celestia, it still smelled like her. She set the hat on her head, and flew back up to her home. Now, more than ever, she'd need that nap. She'd need the energy for when night fell. She just hoped she wasn't too excited to sleep. Applejack grinned as she heard the sound of wingbeats, stretching out to languidly lay out on the Cutie Mark Crusader’s clubhouse bed. The fillies had installed it some months ago, in case they wanted to spend the night there, instead of having to roll out a sleeping bag every time. But right now, it was a picture of equine divinity, as Applejack’s body lay on the bed, stretched out, with hairties undone and her mane spread out over her back. Celestia be damned, at that moment, Applejack was the hottest pony alive. At least, that’s what Rainbow thought when she opened the clubhouse door. “Ah see you got my signal.” The stetson wearing pegasus grinned, trotting closer to the other mare, until their muzzles met in a slow, but passionate kiss. It held for a good minute, until they separated, slightly out of breath. “Are you kidding? I wouldn’t miss this for the world.” As Rainbow lifted a hoof to Applejack’s hat, the orange mare stopped her with her own hoof, shaking her head. “Keep it on, Sugar. Tonight, Ah’m making you sing.” Rainbow shuddered as the words met her ears. The throaty, purring tone Applejack had used was already enough to drive Rainbow wild. Knowing what was coming next was even better. She stepped onto the bed as Applejack stood up, making room for the pegasus to lay down on her stomach. Applejack slowly circled the other pony, until she was facing Rainbow’s back. She smirked at the rainbow tail’s twitchiness, then stepped forward until her hooves surrounded Rainbow’s body, looming over her lover. She bent her head, blowing warm air onto the pegasus’ ears, then gently nipped it as it flicked under the hat. Rainbow’s breath caught in a strangled mewl, clearly already enjoying herself. Yet Applejack hadn’t even truly started. She released the ear, and whispered into it. “Spread ‘em for me, Dash.” Applejack stepped back, allowing Rainbow to slowly spread her wings to the fullest extent. The farmer swallowed at the sight, knowing just how much Dash was enjoying this. She’d learned that the spontaneous, sudden wing ‘erections’ were out of a pegasus’ control, all related to excitement. Rainbow’s current display, however, spoke of so much more. It told Applejack that the pegasus trusted her completely, utterly, and unconditionally. She was fully exposing her pride and joy, displaying the most important part of a pegasus’ body. The slow spread of the wings was a very, very sensual thing, That, and Rainbow was showing those darned wings off. By moving them so slowly, a pegasus drew attention to them in a more direct way than a casual flap. It caught the eye, and kept it there. To a pegasus, it was a clear signal of attraction and love. But Dash’s wings went beyond that. They were gorgeous. Toned, strong, yet light and fragile. The color of the sky. Wings were already exotic enough to a normal pony. Dash’s could turn any mare or stallion pegasexual. And they were Applejack’s. Those wings belonged to her, and her alone. Rainbow had given Applejack her heart and her wings. And in return, Applejack had given Dash her heart and her hat. Dash knew what it meant - it was a family hierloom, and the farmer’s most prized possession. She’d sell her farm, her home, and even give up her life before she’d part with it. It was practically a part of her body. Yet Dash could wear it, could call it her own. Truly, they had made an equivalent exchange. Applejack carefully drew closer to the wings, grinning to herself as her mind wandered. Right then, she felt like a famous musician, ready to wow the crowd. For she was the grand master, the virtuoso of her time. She could make her instrument sing, and cry out her name for encores even when it neared exhaustion. And as her lips touched the first feather, Dash truly sang. Author's Note Not so much going for the clop, as I clearly stopped before that... but I wanted to expand on wing language. Hope this headcanon spreads ;)
Bedroom Roleplay Chronicles“Are y’serious, Rainbow? You want me to-” “Yep!” “But... why?” “Because it’ll be hot, duh.” “Wouldn’t something else be better? Ah know, how about me as Daring Do?” “...tempting. But nope! It’s my turn, and I’ve made up my mind!” “...ain’t no chance I can get out of this, is there?” “Eeenope.” Applejack twitched as the pegasus used her brother’s usual expression. “Don’t do that. It’s still weird!” Rainbow grin couldn’t have been cheekier if she tried, filled with a promise of teasing if Applejack didn’t keep her end of the promise. Sighing, the farmer lifted a hoof to her face. “Fine. But not tonight. Ah’ll need Rarity’s help for this.” “Ooh, a three way? You are Daring!” “N-not like that you dirty filly!” “Ehehe... wait Applejack what are you doi-NO NOT A NOOGIE-” Applejack blinked as the memory faded away, finding herself once more in front of Carousel Boutique. But... she never expected to come here for this reason. Not in a million years. Finally gathering up her courage, she lifted a hoof and knocked on the door. A voice sang out, beckoning her inside. “Come iiiiin~!” Applejack pushed the door open, earning another earful from the shop’s owner. “Welcome to Carousel Bou-oh, hello Applejack! What brings you here?” “Well, Ah... uhm.” Applejack faltered. Why is this so hard to say? Rarity waited patiently, having noticed the farmer’s troubled expression. “Yes?” “Ah need...” “You need?” Applejack let out a loud sigh, and scrunched her eyes closed. “Oh to hay with it. Ah need you to gussy me up and make me a dress!” She waited for a response, her eyes still closed, then popped one open as the silence continued. If Rarity’s expression had been any brighter, Princess Celestia could have moved her through the skies instead of the sun. Rarity had waited for this for ages. “Oh Applejack! You’ve finally decided to abandon your rough looks and let your inner beauty shine through! Oh this is a glorious day-” Applejack lifted a hoof, stopping Rarity’s tirade. “Now hold on there! Ah’m not doing this on my own accord!” “Whatever do you mean, dear?” Oh horseapples, Applejack thought. Now she’d have to explain it all. “It’s... it’s fer Rainbow.” She said, hoping that it would satisfy the fashionista. Unfortunately, it only fanned her curiosity even more. “For Rainbow?” Rarity repeated. She knew that the pegasus and the earth pony were together, and she found it absolutely darling (And such a wasted opportunity... the dresses I could make them!), but couldn’t imagine why Rainbow would want to see Applejack ‘gussied up’, as the farmer had so eloquently put it. Applejack nodded, a blush rising to her cheeks. “Yup.” “I’m afraid I’m still lost, Applejack. Rainbow doesn’t strike me as someone who would find this appealing...” Applejack nodded, the blush growing ever hotter. “Ah’m as surprised as you, ‘Rare.” “...but I think you’re holding the real reason back.” Rarity smirked, noticing the color on her friend’s face. “Come now, you can tell me! My lips are sealed.” Applejack’s ears were low, and she sighed. “Fine...” she said, then looked around. No sign of anypony else. The coast was clear. Still, she didn’t trust the apparent safety, and motioned Rarity to lean in closer. The unicorn bent her head toward Applejack’s, her ears standing at attention. She listened to Applejack’s every whispered word, and found a blush appearing on her own face. Once the farmer was done, her face a brighter red than ever, the Rarity cleared her throat. “I... I see. Well. I do believe I can still help you! I assume you need this by tonight?” She asked, to which Applejack nodded. Rarity grinned, ideas filling her head. “Oh, the things I could do... hmm. How about some leather, and some spreader bars-” “Wh-no!” Applejack sputtered, shaking her head frantically. “Ah told you what Ah need! Don’t you go adding crazy stuff!” “...spoilsport.” Rarity huffed. “Fine. Come back in a few hours, I’ll have your garment ready. Then we can tackle your mane!” Rainbow Dash waited outside of Applejack’s window, having knocked moments before. Before long, a pair of orange hooves lifted the window, but only a crack. Frowning, Rainbow poked at it again. “Hey Applejack, what gives?” “Ah’m only letting you in if y’close your eyes, Dash!” Rainbow blinked. “What the hay? Why?” “Ah did this for you, let me at least show it off my way!” Rainbow grinned. This sounded fun. “Okay. Just grab my hoof and guide me in.” She said, before smirking as she closed her eyes. Pun completely intended. She heard the window open, and felt a pair of hooves wrap themselves around hers, as well as the swish of fabric. Her grin grew wider. Applejack had actually gone through with the idea. This was bound to be hilarious. Applejack guided the pegasus to the bed, and instructed her to lay down. Rainbow complied, the back of her head falling onto the pillow. She heard the sound of hooves on the floor, before Applejack spoke again, from slightly further away. “Okay, you can open yer eyes now.” Rainbow did so, looking around at what looked like an empty room. She then spotted four orange hooves sticking out from under the wardrobe’s open door. “Come out, come out, wherever you are!” Rainbow sang, grinning. “Sh-shut up. I’m coming!” “Not yet you aren’t~” “You know what Ah meant!” Applejack growled. Rainbow grinned again. She could practically hear the glare in Applejack’s voice. As Applejack stepped out from behind the door, the grin died as her jaw dropped open. The first thing she noticed was the lack of a ponytail. Applejack’s hair had been done professionally, a coiffure to match Rarity’s own high maintenance mane. The earrings and necklace were a nice touch, surely a gift from the fashionista. The dress was gorgeous, an emerald green that complemented Applejack’s eyes, showing off her curves while not being too frilly. She’d expected to laugh. Instead, she beheld a vision of beauty. “Dash? Well?” “Huh?” “H-how is it?” Applejack asked, looking down. “Ah look ridiculous, don’t I?” Rainbow quickly shook her head. “No! Never.” She paused, looking down guiltily. “I kinda WAS hoping for a laugh when I asked you to dress up like this,” she explained, earning herself a glare from the farmer. “...but you look fantastic. Hot. I mean, smoking hot.” Applejack blushed at the compliment, and grinned. “I must admit that this brings back a fair share of memories, my dear Rainbow Dash.” She said, slipping into a Manehattan accent. If she was to dress like she had as a filly, she might as well act the part. “...now that is just weird.” Rainbow said, eyebrows raised. “Still hot.” She jumped off the bed, and stalked towards the farmer. “Now, madam... how about I get you out of those clothes?” Applejack’s eyes closed as Rainbow’s voice turned throaty, and filled with promise. “Now now, you ruffian.” Applejack whispered, smiling. “That’s not a way to treat a lady, is it?” Rainbow chuckled. “Getting into the role, aren’t ya?” “You’re getting what you asked for, dearest.” She leant in, stealing a kiss from Rainbow’s lips. “Now do be quiet and rut me!” Rainbow didn’t need to be told twice.
In flagrante delictoThis... this was so bucking naughty. The idea, of course, had been Dash’s. Of the two of them, she was the kinkiest one. Or at least, the one with the wildest ideas. As often as Applejack contributed to their brainstorming, the pegasus easily had double her count of ideas that they actually tried. On the farm, with the rest of the family asleep. On the farm, with the rest of the family awake. That had been... something else. Literally on the farm. Dash had flown them onto the roof of the farmhouse, and they’d gone wild then and there. It had taken all of her effort to muffle her cries of pleasure, and she’d managed to not wake anyone up. She wasn’t sure she’d be able to live it down if she had. In the trees, in a bush in the park, behind Sugarcube corner... They’d explored a number of different avenues as well. Spreader bars, ballgags, roleplay, you name it. They, and the ideas, kept coming. But more often than not, it came down to one thing: Location, location, location. Finding a new and exciting place to rut each other silly had become a game in and of itself... and they discovered that, on top of liking to find new places to go wild, they also liked one other aspect of it. The risk of getting caught. The very idea that they could be seen or interrupted by family, friends, or any random passerby in town just made it all the filthier. And they loved every minute of it. But this...? This topped it all. The very idea of having wild, passionate sex with her very own chromatic pegasus was enticing enough. Doing it where they could get caught was even better. Doing it on the bed of one of their best friends, while they were working a floor below them? Applejack was dripping at the mere thought of it. “So...” she whispered, as they sat in the bushes near Carousel Boutique. “How do we get in?” Rainbow put a hoof to her chin, giving this some thought. “Well... She fixed the hole I made when I crashed through her ceiling... so that’s out. And all her windows are locked, I checked.” Applejack nodded, vaguely wondering when the pegasus had checked this. She hadn’t been out of her sight... “And the front door is out. She has that silly bell on it.” she commented, dismissing her previous thought. It didn’t matter. “...Then we just have to use her back door.” The pegasus finished, staring at the domicile. She glanced at Applejack as the farmer let out an amused snort, finding her marefriend looking at her with a big leer on her face. Rainbow grinned as she realized what she’d just said. “Hey, I’m open to the idea if you are!” “...Ah’ll think about it, Dash.” Applejack whispered, smirking. “But Ah think that’s more up to her.” Rainbow pouted. “Yeah... she’s too stuck up to go for it. Maybe Pinkie....” she mused, before an orange hoof poked her in the side. “Ow!” “Focus, Speedy! We’re on a mission right now. We can talk about that later.” “Fine!” She grumbled, before giving the farmer a grin. “You ready?” “After you!” They snuck out of the bush, carefully approaching the boutique while avoiding any prying eyes, from within or without. A quick glance through a window confirmed Rarity’s location at the front of the shop, merrily working on one of her dresses. The pair slithered along the ground like snakes, eventually reaching the boutique’s back door. They pushed it open, covering both directions as they entered together, sweeping the area as if it was their talent. With the coast clear, they snuck to the main lobby of the home, where the fashionista was working. Here was the toughest part of the operation. To get upstairs to Rarity’s room, they had to go through this lobby... and risk being seen by their friend. But where there’s a will, there’s a way. The pair waited until Rarity looked away, and dashed towards the stairs as quickly and silently as they could. They waited at the top of the stairs for the telltale sign of being discovered, but it looked like they had pulled it off. Grinning like a pair of horny teenagers, they made their way towards Rarity’s bedroom, thanking the stars that school was still in session, removing Sweetie Belle out of the equation entirely. Some things they didn’t want to try explaining at all. As they entered the fashionista’s room, Rainbow leapt onto the bed, bouncing once as she landed on it. She grinned at Applejack, using her best ‘come hither’ expression, which served to melt the frown on Applejack’s face. “Dummy, what if her bed made noise!” “Then we’d hide.” Rainbow whispered back. “Plus, you’re gonna make more noise soon!” She grinned, patting the mattress with a hoof. Feeling herself dripping at what they were doing, Applejack complied and joined the pegasus on the bed, with only a second to get comfortable before her mouth found itself occupied with Dash’s own. They closed their eyes, enjoying each others’ taste. Applejack recognized the taste of the apple pancakes they’d eaten earlier that morning, and grinned to herself. More often than not, she was finding Dash was tasting more and more like apples. Except, of course, for one place. That was Dashie’s very own flavor. Applejack broke the kiss, only to resume it on her pegasus’ neck, inching ever downwards. She paused at Rainbow’s nape, focusing on an area that she knew drove the pegasus wild. She was rewarded with a soft pomf, as Rainbow’s wings displayed just how turned on her marefriend was... if the fountain between her legs wasn’t indication enough. Applejack moved along Rainbow’s body, nipping at the base of Rainbow’s wings as she reached them. The pegasus let out a throaty moan, unable to hold back from vocalizing the sensations she felt. They had to be quiet, but... it was just so hard. Sensing that Rainbow was ready, Applejack’s kisses continued to move lower... and lower... until she found the heat between the blue mare’s legs. She breathed in the powerful scent, and gave the folds an experimental lick. Rainbow’s lower body bucked upwards, the feeling moving through her body like a bolt of lightning. She was so turned on, she felt she could explode right then and there. Seeing the pegasus’ reaction just enticed Applejack even more, as she once again moved her tongue across the other mare’s lips. Unable to speak, Rainbow was left with only one method of communication: more moans. As Applejack delved deeper and deeper into her passage, licking her inner walls with vigor, her brain ceased to function, taking a back seat and enjoying everything her body was feeling. Rainbow moved her front hooves onto Applejack’s head, pushing the farmer further between her legs as she felt a tide swell ever closer. Taking the hint, Applejack doubled her efforts, sucking and licking every nook and cranny, until she recognized the signs of Rainbow’s imminent release. She briefly pulled away, then nipped at Rainbow’s nub, giving her the finishing blow. The pegasus quickly shoved one of her hooves back into her mouth, blocking out the scream of primal lust and pleasure that made its way out of her throat as the orgasm washed over her like a tidal wave. As it finally died down, she was left a trembling but happy wreck on Rarity’s bed. Applejack dragged herself up to Rainbow’s eye level, grinning as she kissed the pegasus once more. “Good?” “The best...” Rainbow panted, looking up at Applejack with half lidded eyes, her gaze positively smouldering. “That good huh? Feel up to giving me a taste?” “Absolutely... just gimme a minute.” “And here I thought you had more stamina than that, Rainbow Dash.” A third voice commented. The pair jumped, almost falling off of the bed as they whirled to face the door. There stood Rarity, a sketchbook engulfed in her magic. She grinned at the pair, waving a hoof in their direction. “Oh do go on, don’t stop on my account!” Momentarily shocked into speechlessness, Applejack recovered first. “H-how did y’know we were here?” Rarity rolled her eyes. “Oh please. I’m a designer. I have an eye for detail. A stetson hat and a rainbow mane sneaking past my window, or up my stairs is very, very hard to miss. You’re not as sneaky as you’d like to think.” Rainbow, on the other hand, latched on what the unicorn had said previously. “Don’t sto- what, you don’t mind?” “Oh not at all!” Rarity smiled, pointing at the sketchbook. “You two are giving me wonderful ideas.” She paused, briefly glaring at them. “I do expect you to wash those sheets afterwards. Celestia knows what you’re leaving behind...” Still slightly trembling from the high of being discovered, the pair glanced at each other, a silent thought passing between the two. This was not what they’d expected... It was even better. In unison, they grinned back at the white mare. “Say, Rarity...” Applejack began, her tone dripping with barely controlled lust. “Wanna join us?” Rainbow finished, matching Applejack’s tone. Rarity smiled as she set her sketchbook down. “You know what, my dears? I think I shall.”
Zap Happens“Rainbow, put that down!” The pegasus paused in mid-motion, the apple tantalizingly close. Just a bit more and she’d take a bite out of that delicious fruit... “Rainbow!” Rainbow sighed, glaring at the orange earth pony below her. With the number of apples that the family harvested, sparing a single one shouldn’t have been an issue. Even if it was one of those apples. “What?” She grumbled, the apple still balanced on her hoof. “I’m hungry!” “You can’t eat those!” The mare below her replied, matching Rainbow’s glare with one of her own. “And why not?” “Y’just can’t!” Rainbow’s frown deepened. She hadn’t known Applejack to be a greedy pony, but... “Look, I’ll give you money for it later!” Applejack’s glare became fiercer, her eyes betraying what looked like a touch of anger. “It ain’t about money!” “It’s not?” The now thoroughly confused Rainbow repeated. “What the hay is this about then?” She asked, lifting the rainbow patterned apple high. Applejack rolled her eyes at her friend. It didn’t look like she was about to be dissuaded. “Granny taught us never to eat any of those apples-.” “Okay, now you’re just pulling my leg! What’s with all the jam?” “-raw, Rainbow. Y’can’t eat them raw.” Blinking in continued confusion, Rainbow’s eyes flicked between the apple in her hooves and the farmpony below her. “...Why not?” “Eh?” “Why can’t you eat them Raw?” Rainbow asked. After all, nothing with awesome coloring that matched her own could be bad. Applejack lifted a hoof, and looked away before responding. “Because!” Rainbow’s eyes narrowed at the evasive response. “You don’t know why, don’t you?” She asked, her lips forming into a smirk. Applejack’s glare turned itself once more on Rainbow. “She told me not to, and that’s that! Unlike someponies, I listened to my elders!” Rainbow shrugged the verbal jab away, her smirk ever wider. No, she knew the real reason... “Yeah, right. You’re just scared.” “Sca-” Applejack sputtered in complete disbelief. “Like hay I am!” Rainbow’s smile grew ever wider. “I never thought I’d see the day! Applejack scared of an apple!” As a dash of inspiration hit her, she dramatically lifted a hoof to her forehead. “Sweet Apple Acres is doomed!” Damn. Rarity would be proud. Rainbow was so busy mentally patting herself on the back, she didn’t notice the lasso coming up at her until it was too late. The next thing she knew, she found her face in the dirt, groaning at the stetson wearing pony that stood above her. “I ain’t scared! And I’m gonna prove it!” “...How?” Rainbow asked as she got back on her hooves and untied the rope around her. She then watched Applejack turn away, bend down, and once more face the pegasus. “L’ke this!” Applejack replied, the Zap Apple in her mouth muffling her words. Then, with one almighty bite, she tore off a large chunk of the chromatic fruit. She chewed vigorously, and swallowed. The pair stared at each other, waiting for something to happen. And waited. “...So how does it taste?” Applejack’s brows furrowed in thought.“...Just like every other apple, actually.” Rainbow snorted. “That’s boring! What was the fuss about?” “I don’t-” POOF! “--know--What in tarnation!” Rainbow blinked, then blinked again as she stared at the sight before her. One moment, Applejack was there, eating an apple. The next moment, a blinding, multicolored flash of light seem to surround her, vanishing as quick as it came. The moment after that? Rainbow wasn’t quite sure what she was looking at. It was Applejack, but... bigger. Taller. Bulkier. Squarer. And the voice had changed too. It was deeper, throatier. Applejack was a colt. In fact, she... He. He was a stallion. Rainbow couldn’t lift her hooves to her muzzle fast enough, a snort of laughter escaping before she could block it. With the floodgates open, the laughter poured out, dragging Rainbow back to the soft earth as she rolled around, howling with mirth. “...I guess that answers that question.” Applejack said, glaring as the pegasus’ laughter redoubled. “Quit it, Dash!” Mercifully, Rainbow seemed to listen, as her laughter died down to quiet yet continuous giggles. “Aheh. Ehehe. Sorry.” She grinned at Applejack, her eyes roaming over the stallion’s body. He was big. Admittedly not the same size as Big Macintosh, or that big white pegasus. But still, Applejack was... bulky. She could see the muscles rippling under his coat. Briefly taking flight, she landed on Applejack’s back, then proceeded to poke and prod his barrel.. “Dash, what’re you doin’?” Applejack asked, only moving his head to track the mare as she moved about on him. “Just checking you out!” Rainbow replied, before realising just what she’d said. “Err... checking the changes, I mean.” Applejack grinned at Dash, not missing a beat. “Oh? Like what you see?” Rainbow stared at Applejack’s grin, and his eyes, feeling the heat spreading across her cheeks. Why am I blushing? She thought, before turning her eyes away. “H-ha!” She said, jumping off before throwing him a fierce smile of her own. “You might look different, but I bet you still can’t beat me!” Rainbow marvelled as the stallion let out a loud guffaw. It still sounded like Applejack, just... so much stronger. It was very weird. She snapped out of her reverie as he threw her challenge back at her. “Oh yeah? Race you to the barn.” His ears flicked as the telltale thump of Big Macintosh bucking made itself heard in the distance. “Next 5 bucks and we go.” He told Rainbow, flicking his head towards the noise. “You’re on!” The pair stood at the imaginary starting line, their sights set on the barn in the distance. Thud. Rainbow pawed at the ground, eager to set off. Thud. From the corner of her eye, she watched Applejack let out a small snort as he focused on their goal. Thud. Thud. Her brain was buzzing with anticipation. Waiting for that last buck... the last... Thud. She blasted ahead, her hooves pounding the ground as she sped towards the barn. She put her strength into an early lead, eager to make the stallion eat her dust. She grinned widely, sure of her victory. Then, something orange creeped into her field of vision. Slowly, Applejack caught up to her, matching her pace with seeming ease. The pegasus scowled, dipping into her reserves as she accelerated, attempting to leave the stallion behind. But she couldn’t. He matched her pace, much the same as he normally did as a mare. They reached the barn, tearing past the open door, neck and neck. Rainbow screeched to a halt, gasping for breath as she wheeled towards her companion. Her claim of a win she wasn’t even sure about died on her lips as she took a closer look at him. He was panting, looking winded. She was gasping for breath. No way. “...You held back.” She accused, staring at the stallion. He froze, his eyes flicking left and right as he scrunched his muzzle. “Nope! I put everythin’ in that!” “Don’t lie!” Rainbow growled. “You suck at it.” She glared at the stallion again, who had the decency to look sheepish. “Why?” “Didn’t want to make ya feel bad by beating ya too easy.” “Don’t you dare hold back on me!” Rainbow yelled, before launching herself at Applejack. The tackle sent them into one of the many piles of hay strewn around the barn, as Rainbow tried to pin the larger pony down. The stallion struggled weakly, making a token effort of resistance. And Rainbow could tell. “I said don’t hold back!” She spat, biting on an ear. That got the reaction she wanted, as Applejack yelled in pain. He then spun around, almost casually brushing Rainbow’s hooves aside, and pinned her down. Gasping for breath, she found herself on her back, staring up at Applejack’s face as he stood above her, a single foreleg enough to hold her down. Each breath she took filled her nose with his scent. The smell of the earth, of trees, with a vague hint of apples. He smelled just like Applejack always did, but... different all the same. A more musky tang of masculine sweat was there, and it sent her mind spinning. “...You smell good.” She mumbled, her struggles having died down, and were now only half hearted. A faint blush lit up Applejack’s cheeks, as he bent down slowly. His muzzle buried itself in Rainbow’s mane, taking a deep breath. He held the position for a moment, then moved his head away until their muzzles were a nose length apart. “You too...” He whispered, staring into Rainbow’s eyes. “Dash... what are we doing?” “No idea...” Rainbow said, her head inching forward. “And I don’t care...” As if they felt the same silent signal, the pair closed the distance, pressing their muzzles together. It felt... great. It wasn’t rough, nor was it a battle. Their usual competitiveness was absent, replaced by a warm buzz that she felt in her entire body, from her hooves to her wingtips. She opened her mouth, her tongue flicking Applejack’s lips until he opened his own. They explored each others mouths eagerly, almost desperate to discover everything they could. They stopped as Rainbow felt something brush against her thigh, something thick and warm. Applejack hadn’t moved his body. At least... not intentionally. She snorted as she realised what it was. “Is that an apple between your legs, or you just happy to see me?” Applejack chuckled, grateful that the tension had dropped substantially. “Feels more like a banana t’me.” Rainbow’s eyes widened in mock amazement. “You eat... bananas? You eat other fruit?” “Apples are the best fruit.” Applejack retorted, smirking. “Not the only fruit!”He said, jumping slightly as he felt Rainbow move her leg to brush against his hardening member. His eyes betrayed the surprise he felt, mixed with an eager anticipation. Rainbow grinned, licking the tip of Applejack’s muzzle. “I think a banana sounds great right now...” she whispered, and relaxed into the hay. She watched as Applejack bent down to kiss her again, his eyes swimming with barely controlled lust—an expression surely mirrored in her own. He shifted his hips, aiming towards Rainbow’s feverishly hot entrance and pressed the end of his shaft against her lips. She whined quietly as he stopped moving, her eyes pleading, asking why he stopped. Applejack stared down quietly at the mare, concern warring with the lust filling his entire body. “Are you sure, Dash?” Rainbow smiled through the haze of desire. Even now, Applejack was Applejack. The best, most dependable pony. But that didn’t matter right now. She wrapped her forelegs around his neck, feeling the bunched muscles there. “Yes. Now shut up and let’s do thi—” The words died in her throat as she felt him press into her, his cock prying her wide in ways she hadn’t thought possible. Coherency was forgotten as he pressed deeper into her, inching ever deeper with agonizing slowness. Eventually, Applejack bottomed out, his shaft prodding against Rainbow’s womb. She tried to say something, anything, but couldn’t do much more than a tiny, completely uncharacteristic squeak. She shuddered at the sensations coursing through her body, unaware at how these fed back to Applejack through the flesh that joined the pair. Her forelegs gripped tighter as she unconsciously lifted her hips, attempting to get even the slightest bit more of Applejack into her. And then, he moved. She abandoned any attempts to think as she felt his searing heat partially drag out of her pussy, leaving her feeling bizarrely empty before he shoved into her, rougher than before. Her head throbbed with the beat of her heart as Applejack pounded into her body, pushing them ever closer to a mind shattering climax. She lifted her head up, burying her muzzle into Applejack’s neck, his scent utterly overwhelming, and shuddered as she felt the orgasm explode from her loins. She latched onto the first thing she found, her jaws biting onto Applejack’s neck as wave after wave of pleasure tore through her. The stallion grunted in pain, the pace increasing for a few moments as the combined sensations of Rainbow’s clenching pussy and lovebite drove him over the edge, painting Rainbow’s womb with what felt like all the fluids in his body. His hips kept thrusting, completly out of his control, as he continued shoving himself deep into the mare under him, his cock swelling as it delivered its load. It felt like there was room for nothing else, only her walls and his flesh, sending his seed spilling out of her as it found the only path it could. Applejack gave a few more thrusts, dragging both of their orgasms out for those few more precious seconds, before finally slowing down and collapsing onto the exhausted mare. They lay together, their breaths slowly easing into a more relaxed rhythm, enjoying each other’s simple presence as much as the lovemaking. Rainbow nuzzled Applejack’s cheek, grinning at the pleasant aches in her body. “I think I like bananas...” She mumbled, grinning as the stallion shook with laughter. Applejack lifted his head, peering down at Rainbow with a smile of his own. “I dunno... I’m liking these Zap Apples.” They both lapsed into another comfortable silence, slowly drifting off towards sleep. But as always, Rainbow had to have the last word. “... Zap Bananas?”
Dashappledash!Prompt: My own clone. Time spent: 61 minutes of 69 given. Woo! “So let me get this straight,” Applejack said as she observed the pair of ponies in front of her. Not one, but two Rainbow Dashes. “One of you is Rainbow. From the future.” “Yup!” The pair chorused, simultaneously. They’d been echoing each other since they first saw Applejack, until she’d managed to make one shut up. A pair of apple flavored lips tended to be quite the silencing tool. Until, of course, the other Rainbow had complained, but it left her able to explain what was going on. The first one was still slightly dazed, a dopey smile plastered on her muzzle once the kiss ended. “Twilight said that I-she-” she started, pointing at the dazed Rainbow, identifying her as the future-version. “-must have gone so fast that she bent time and ended up blasting into last week.” She prodded her future self. “Dude, you have got to teach me that trick.” “H-wha?” The second Dash asked, her senses finally returning. “Oh! Sure, Dash. It’s easy!” “Awesome! Thanks, Dash!” Applejack groaned, holding her hooves to the side of her head. “One of you already gives me a headache... two of you just makes it worse.” Sighing, she pointed a hoof at one of the two pegasi. “You. Present or future Dash?” “Um. Future?” “Okay, then you’re Dash.” She pointed her hoof at the other Rainbow, smiling. “And you’re Dashie.” “Hey!” Dash said, pouting. “Why don’t I get to use my nickname?” Applejack smirked. “Gotta identify you somehow.” She frowned as a thought struck her. “What are you two doing here anyway?” Dashie shrugged. “Twilight said she’d get to work on how to send Dash back, but we got bored.” “So we thought we’d say hi to our favorite girl in the world.” Dash finished, grinning at Applejack. The farmer blushed. Rainbow still managed to surprise her sometimes. “Well howdy, then. Now can I get back to work?” She asked, waving a hoof at the orchard behind her. She frowned as the pair of pegasi shook their heads in unison. “Whaddya mean, no?” Dash and Dashie glanced at each other. The glance spoke volumes, in a way that could likely only be explained by the fact that she was talking to herself. Dash nodded, deferring to the version of herself who actually belonged in this time. “Well. I wanted to have some fun...” Dashie said, her voice throatier than it had been seconds ago. She smiled, her gaze smouldering from half lidded eyes. “Just think what two of us could do...” She whispered, as Dash stood up and started stalking towards Applejack, a leer on the second pegasus’ face. Two sets of wings flared open with quiet pomfs. Applejack’s eyes widened as both pegasi started inching closer. “Oh horseapples.” She said, before the pair pounced on her. Through some unspoken agreement, the pair had decided on their plan of attack, immediately going for Applejack’s weak spot: Her ears. Her stetson was knocked off immediately, as two sets of teeth started nibbling one ear apiece. Applejack collapsed to her knees, instantly feeling weak. “N-no fair...” She groaned. “Y’know how th-ah!-that makes me feel...” She closed her eyes as the pegasi stayed silent, moaning as she revelled under the twin assault, feeling the exact same motion in each ear. They really were the same pony... right down to their technique. “D-Dashie...” she panted, a hoof digging into the ground. “Hold up a sec.” “Mmm?” The pegasus paused, an orange ear still between her teeth. “M-mix it up a little,” Applejack asked, the ear in question attempting to flick all on its own. “Do it in a different direction...” She gasped as Dashie complied, her brain trying to keep up with the completely different sensations in each ear. Her ears felt like they were on fire, a heat which seemed to be transferred straight to her marehood. She felt slick, drenched with juices after only the shortest time. Her tail started flicking back and forth, belying her excitement. Unnoticed by Applejack, both Rainbows glanced at each other again. Dash flicked her gaze towards Applejack’s tail, and gave Dashie a wink. The present-Dash grinned, letting go of the ear at the same time as future-Dash. Still reeling from the sensations, Applejack nevertheless felt the assault on her ears stop, and slowly opened her eyes. “Why did y-” She started, before a blue muzzle interrupted her. She closed her eyes again, not caring which Dash she was kissing right now. As far as she was concerned, they were one and the same. Her hind legs twitched as she discovered just where the other pegasus had gone, when a muzzle pressed itself on her other lips. She felt a tongue lapping at her, prying her folds open to delve deeper. She let out a muffled moan as Dashie’s tongue flicked her clit, the sensation more intense than usual. Was it because she was with someone else at the same time? Even if it was still Dash? Nothing but a headache lay down that line of thought, as she wrapped her forehooves around the Dash in front of her. She caressed the flared wings, grinning through the kiss as she felt the pegasus twitch with pleasure. She blinked again as the pegasus pulled back, and held back a smirk as she noticed Dash’s ragged breathing. “Hey Dashie,” the second Dash called. “Wait a sec.” The first Rainbow raised an eyebrow as she paused her ministrations. “I want to try something.” The second Dash finished, grinning as she extracted herself from Applejack’s forelegs. Applejack frowned as Dash walked to Dashie, wondering what was worth interrupting the kissing. She got her answer as she felt Dashie scoot over, then let out a loud moan as she felt two tongues lap at her. “O-oh Celestia don’t stop keep going!” Eager to please, the two tongues licked her nether lips, alternating between digging at her inner walls and flicking her clit. Playing with her ears had made her wet. The kissing and licking had driven her wild. But two tongues licking her pussy, both belonging to the mare she loved? Well. She screamed as she felt the release, the pure ectasy flowing through her entire body, draining all of the strength she had left. The rest of her body collapsed onto the ground, leaving her a panting, smiling mess. She drifted off into an orgasmic sleep, the smile still on her face. “So, wait...” Rainbow asked later. Twilight had stopped by, correctly guessing where both versions of Dash would be, studiously ignoring the rather conspicuous Applejack-shaped puddle. “Future Rainbow has to go back so that stuff doesn’t go crazy...” Twilight nodded, glad that Rainbow understood for once. Maybe she was getting better at laypony’s terms! “Yep.” “But Present Rainbow, aka me... gets to do this again in a week, so that stuff doesn’t go crazy either?” Or maybe the perverted part of her brain processes things better... Twilight sighed, rolling her eyes. “Yep.” Present-Dash grinned, pumping a hoof in the air. “Awesome!”
Clouded satisfactionPrompt: Customer Satisfaction Time: 69 minutes exactly! woo. Considering how often she slept in these trees, Rainbow Dash figured that by now, she’d have learned some of Applejack’s routines. Or at least, figured out where to sleep so that she’d have maximised her napping time before the farmer knocked her off the branches like an apple. Heck, if she asked Twilight, the unicorn could probably give Rainbow an exact time and place to most efficiently nap. The egghead probably had that information somewhere. As she stared at the sky, her head ringing from its impact with the ground, she figured she might just go ask Twilight later. But truth be told, she didn’t mind being knocked out of the tree. Much. She was always happy to see Applejack, and the orange mare tended to take Rainbow’s rampant napping in stride, always with a grin on her face. The fact that Applejack was frowning set off some pretty loud alarm bells. Before Rainbow could right herself and attempt an escape, an orange hoof landed squarely on her stomach, knocking the air out of her. “You ain’t goin’ nowhere till you explain some things, missy.” The hoof pressed harder at the last word, making the pegasus wince. “Ow. Explain what? I didn’t do it!” She attempted to wriggle away, but Applejack’s hold was firm. “Look at the sky, Dash. What d’you see?” Rainbow looked up, and saw what she normally saw. “Um. The sky?” “What else?” Another shove. “Ow! Stop that! Uh, clouds?” “Clouds.” Applejack repeated, frowning. “What color clouds?” “White, fluffy, and comfy?” Rainbow grinned. They looked as appealing as they sounded. “And what color are they supposed to be, Rainbow Dash?” Two more shoves, in time with her name. “Whi-Oh.” Rainbow gulped. A rainstorm had been scheduled for the Acres, and she’d forgotten. The trees looked so comfy that she’d leapt straight into one, deciding she could always make the storm later. It was, in fact, later. Much, much later. She was... tardy. As the egghead would put it. “So where’s my rain, Dash? These trees need waterin’.” “Get off me and I’ll do it!” She growled, and clambered to her hooves when the farmer finally moved. She glanced at the sky, picking out the most suitable clouds to get a storm started. She frowned as she counted them all, and started again just to make sure. “Horseapples.” “What’re you gripin’ about now?” Rainbow shot Applejack a glare of her own. “I’m trying to figure out how to get you your rain, Appleflank. There aren’t enough clouds.” She glanced at the mare’s flank in question, then back at the clouds. Rainbow bit her lip, an idea forming. She’d have to phrase this carefully. Applejack must have noticed, squinting at the pegasus. “You’ve got that look about you, Dash. What’re you thinking?” Rainbow gulped. “I, uh. I think I know how to get those clouds running.” “Yeah? How?” “We need to... water them.” “Water-ew!” Applejack’s face twisted in disgust. “Y’mean to say rainfall is pegasus-piss?” Rainbow snorted. “No! Well. Not all of it. Just a tiny part!” Rainbow rolled her eyes. “I mean, it’s not like Cloudsdale has plumbing.” “Yuck. Too much information, Dash.” Rainbow shrugged. “That’s also not the type of water I meant.” “Eh? What else is there?” Rainbow’s cheeks brightened as she leaned closer to the farmer. “Well, the clouds just need a little... lubricant.” “Lubri-” Applejack’s eyes widened at Rainbow’s increasingly wide leer. “Yer pulling my leg.” “I promise. Pinkie promise if you want me to.” Applejack laughed, and shook her head. “Nah.” She trotted closer to Rainbow, flicking her tail under the pegasus’ muzzle. “So, how does this work?” Rainbow snapped at the tail, attempting to catch it in her mouth. “That’s a good start, but we gotta be up in one of those.” She pointed towards the clouds floating in the sky. “We?” Applejack stared. “Won’t I fall through?” Rainbow leaned forward, planting a kiss on the farmer’s muzzle. “Not as long we keep touching, cowgirl.” She gave Applejack’s nose a lick before pulling back. “Sit tight, I’ll be right back.” The pegasus sprang into the air, speeding towards the closest clump of cloud. But instead of tearing through or bucking it, she started pushing it towards the next closest one, bringing every cloud in the sky together until she had gathered a decently large mass. Satisfied with her work, she dropped back down in front of Applejack, who had been watching her every move. “So what’s that, sugarcube?” Rainbow grinned. “Bed.” She turned and leaned down, motioning towards her back with her head. “Hop on.” She grunted as the farmer’s weight settled down on her, then lifted off once more, heading towards the clump she had just created. She landed in the cloud’s thickest part, the very center, and kneeled down. “Remember, don’t let go of me.” She shuddered as she felt Applejack lean forward and nuzzle the back of her neck. “I never will, Dash.” The farmer breathed. “You know that.” Rainbow gently twisted to her side, easing Applejack on the cloud, where she briefly sank into its depths before settling in. The flash of fear in the earth pony’s eyes disappeared, and Applejack leaned in to kiss the pegasus deeply. Reciprocating the kiss, Rainbow let one of her hooves travel down the side of Applejack’s body, caressing the toned curves of her lover. She enjoyed hearing the farmer’s quiet moans suddenly grow louder as the hoof touched Applejack’s marehood. It was already slick, belying Applejack’s excitement. Rainbow grinned. Getting this raincloud started’s gonna be easy! She rubbed her thighs together, feeling her own wetness. Very easy, in fact. Applejack leaned forward as they broke the kiss, taking one of Rainbow’s ears into her mouth. She knew the gentle nibbling always drove the pegasus wild, almost as much as her wings. Applejack’s own hoof mirrored Dash’s own, rubbing her in a slow but determined manner. She knew how Rainbow liked it, and she was determined to get the blue mare off first. “S-so that’s how it is?” Rainbow gasped, licking Applejack’s nape. This was a race, and she wasn’t about to back down. She started rubbing Applejack’s marehood faster, focusing on the nub as much as possible. She felt the farmer’s legs twitch, signalling she was getting close. She was going to win this by a mile. Then, she felt another hoof snake through the cloud, stroking one of her primaries, and nearly lost it right there. The combination of ear nibbling, wing fondling, and just plain fondling was a savage combo, bringing her to the edge in an instant. She groaned loudly as she pressed her face into Applejack’s neck, drowning out the cries in the orange coat. Seconds later, Applejack let go of Rainbow’s ear and released her own cry, her moan carrying into the wind. The pair lay gasping on the cloud, their juices dripping into its folds, slowly darkening it to a light gray. As they caught their breath, Applejack lifted her head, listening to a telltale sign. She raised an eyebrow at Rainbow, who was staring up at her adoringly. “I don’t hear any rain, Dash.” Rainbow snorted, rolling her eyes. “Kill the mood why don’t you. It just needs a good buck.” She glanced at the farmer, another idea popping up. “You wanna do the honors?” Applejack blinked. “How?” Rainbow leaned up, kissing Applejack once again. “I told you,” she whispered. “As long as you keep touching me, you can touch the cloud.” Applejack grinned. “Y’know what? That sounds just fine.” She closed her eyes, giving Rainbow a return kiss. “How about after round two?” Rainbow grinned. The Acres would have plenty of rain today.
Zap Happens AgainYou'll find it here! I'm gonna attempt to add continuity to my speedclops, by building it into the Zap Happens story. Those that I do write and don't fit in there will be posted here. But in the meantime... go check out chapter 2 ;)
A Wing and a HatRainbow Dash yawned as she flew back home, tired from a day of hard work. Pushing clouds around was more exhausting than most earthbound ponies knew, and she'd done more than her fair share that day - Blossomforth was once again sick, so Rainbow had needed to cover her section. She was so, so very looking forward to a nap once she got to her cloudhouse. As she neared her home, she glanced at the ground below it, checking the mailbox below. A quick look to see whether its cutie mark flag was up, signifying the presence of any mail. However, she could not see it today. The entire mailbox was covered with something brown, and very, very familiar. A stetson hat. Her eyes widened, and she aimed her flight downwards, landing gently next to the hat. She lifted it off of its resting place, taking a moment to inhale. Earth and dust. Dear Celestia, it still smelled like her. She set the hat on her head, and flew back up to her home. Now, more than ever, she'd need that nap. She'd need the energy for when night fell. She just hoped she wasn't too excited to sleep. Applejack grinned as she heard the sound of wingbeats, stretching out to languidly lay out on the Cutie Mark Crusader’s clubhouse bed. The fillies had installed it some months ago, in case they wanted to spend the night there, instead of having to roll out a sleeping bag every time. But right now, it was a picture of equine divinity, as Applejack’s body lay on the bed, stretched out, with hairties undone and her mane spread out over her back. Celestia be damned, at that moment, Applejack was the hottest pony alive. At least, that’s what Rainbow thought when she opened the clubhouse door. “Ah see you got my signal.” The stetson wearing pegasus grinned, trotting closer to the other mare, until their muzzles met in a slow, but passionate kiss. It held for a good minute, until they separated, slightly out of breath. “Are you kidding? I wouldn’t miss this for the world.” As Rainbow lifted a hoof to Applejack’s hat, the orange mare stopped her with her own hoof, shaking her head. “Keep it on, Sugar. Tonight, Ah’m making you sing.” Rainbow shuddered as the words met her ears. The throaty, purring tone Applejack had used was already enough to drive Rainbow wild. Knowing what was coming next was even better. She stepped onto the bed as Applejack stood up, making room for the pegasus to lay down on her stomach. Applejack slowly circled the other pony, until she was facing Rainbow’s back. She smirked at the rainbow tail’s twitchiness, then stepped forward until her hooves surrounded Rainbow’s body, looming over her lover. She bent her head, blowing warm air onto the pegasus’ ears, then gently nipped it as it flicked under the hat. Rainbow’s breath caught in a strangled mewl, clearly already enjoying herself. Yet Applejack hadn’t even truly started. She released the ear, and whispered into it. “Spread ‘em for me, Dash.” Applejack stepped back, allowing Rainbow to slowly spread her wings to the fullest extent. The farmer swallowed at the sight, knowing just how much Dash was enjoying this. She’d learned that the spontaneous, sudden wing ‘erections’ were out of a pegasus’ control, all related to excitement. Rainbow’s current display, however, spoke of so much more. It told Applejack that the pegasus trusted her completely, utterly, and unconditionally. She was fully exposing her pride and joy, displaying the most important part of a pegasus’ body. The slow spread of the wings was a very, very sensual thing, That, and Rainbow was showing those darned wings off. By moving them so slowly, a pegasus drew attention to them in a more direct way than a casual flap. It caught the eye, and kept it there. To a pegasus, it was a clear signal of attraction and love. But Dash’s wings went beyond that. They were gorgeous. Toned, strong, yet light and fragile. The color of the sky. Wings were already exotic enough to a normal pony. Dash’s could turn any mare or stallion pegasexual. And they were Applejack’s. Those wings belonged to her, and her alone. Rainbow had given Applejack her heart and her wings. And in return, Applejack had given Dash her heart and her hat. Dash knew what it meant - it was a family hierloom, and the farmer’s most prized possession. She’d sell her farm, her home, and even give up her life before she’d part with it. It was practically a part of her body. Yet Dash could wear it, could call it her own. Truly, they had made an equivalent exchange. Applejack carefully drew closer to the wings, grinning to herself as her mind wandered. Right then, she felt like a famous musician, ready to wow the crowd. For she was the grand master, the virtuoso of her time. She could make her instrument sing, and cry out her name for encores even when it neared exhaustion. And as her lips touched the first feather, Dash truly sang. Author's Note Not so much going for the clop, as I clearly stopped before that... but I wanted to expand on wing language. Hope this headcanon spreads ;)
