Speedclop prompts!

Prompt: Customer Satisfaction

Time: 69 minutes exactly! woo.

Considering how often she slept in these trees, Rainbow Dash figured that by now, she’d have learned some of Applejack’s routines. Or at least, figured out where to sleep so that she’d have maximised her napping time before the farmer knocked her off the branches like an apple. Heck, if she asked Twilight, the unicorn could probably give Rainbow an exact time and place to most efficiently nap. The egghead probably had that information somewhere.

As she stared at the sky, her head ringing from its impact with the ground, she figured she might just go ask Twilight later. But truth be told, she didn’t mind being knocked out of the tree. Much. She was always happy to see Applejack, and the orange mare tended to take Rainbow’s rampant napping in stride, always with a grin on her face.

The fact that Applejack was frowning set off some pretty loud alarm bells. Before Rainbow could right herself and attempt an escape, an orange hoof landed squarely on her stomach, knocking the air out of her.

“You ain’t goin’ nowhere till you explain some things, missy.” The hoof pressed harder at the last word, making the pegasus wince.

“Ow. Explain what? I didn’t do it!” She attempted to wriggle away, but Applejack’s hold was firm.

“Look at the sky, Dash. What d’you see?”

Rainbow looked up, and saw what she normally saw. “Um. The sky?”

“What else?” Another shove.

“Ow! Stop that! Uh, clouds?”

“Clouds.” Applejack repeated, frowning. “What color clouds?”

“White, fluffy, and comfy?” Rainbow grinned. They looked as appealing as they sounded.

“And what color are they supposed to be, Rainbow Dash?” Two more shoves, in time with her name.

“Whi-Oh.” Rainbow gulped. A rainstorm had been scheduled for the Acres, and she’d forgotten. The trees looked so comfy that she’d leapt straight into one, deciding she could always make the storm later.

It was, in fact, later. Much, much later. She was... tardy. As the egghead would put it.

“So where’s my rain, Dash? These trees need waterin’.”

“Get off me and I’ll do it!” She growled, and clambered to her hooves when the farmer finally moved. She glanced at the sky, picking out the most suitable clouds to get a storm started. She frowned as she counted them all, and started again just to make sure. “Horseapples.”

“What’re you gripin’ about now?”

Rainbow shot Applejack a glare of her own. “I’m trying to figure out how to get you your rain, Appleflank. There aren’t enough clouds.” She glanced at the mare’s flank in question, then back at the clouds. Rainbow bit her lip, an idea forming. She’d have to phrase this carefully.

Applejack must have noticed, squinting at the pegasus. “You’ve got that look about you, Dash. What’re you thinking?”

Rainbow gulped. “I, uh. I think I know how to get those clouds running.”

“Yeah? How?”

“We need to... water them.”

“Water-ew!” Applejack’s face twisted in disgust. “Y’mean to say rainfall is pegasus-piss?”

Rainbow snorted. “No! Well. Not all of it. Just a tiny part!” Rainbow rolled her eyes. “I mean, it’s not like Cloudsdale has plumbing.”

“Yuck. Too much information, Dash.”

Rainbow shrugged. “That’s also not the type of water I meant.”

“Eh? What else is there?”

Rainbow’s cheeks brightened as she leaned closer to the farmer. “Well, the clouds just need a little... lubricant.”

“Lubri-” Applejack’s eyes widened at Rainbow’s increasingly wide leer. “Yer pulling my leg.”

“I promise. Pinkie promise if you want me to.”

Applejack laughed, and shook her head. “Nah.” She trotted closer to Rainbow, flicking her tail under the pegasus’ muzzle. “So, how does this work?”

Rainbow snapped at the tail, attempting to catch it in her mouth. “That’s a good start, but we gotta be up in one of those.” She pointed towards the clouds floating in the sky.

“We?” Applejack stared. “Won’t I fall through?”

Rainbow leaned forward, planting a kiss on the farmer’s muzzle. “Not as long we keep touching, cowgirl.” She gave Applejack’s nose a lick before pulling back. “Sit tight, I’ll be right back.”

The pegasus sprang into the air, speeding towards the closest clump of cloud. But instead of tearing through or bucking it, she started pushing it towards the next closest one, bringing every cloud in the sky together until she had gathered a decently large mass. Satisfied with her work, she dropped back down in front of Applejack, who had been watching her every move.

“So what’s that, sugarcube?”

Rainbow grinned. “Bed.” She turned and leaned down, motioning towards her back with her head. “Hop on.” She grunted as the farmer’s weight settled down on her, then lifted off once more, heading towards the clump she had just created. She landed in the cloud’s thickest part, the very center, and kneeled down. “Remember, don’t let go of me.” She shuddered as she felt Applejack lean forward and nuzzle the back of her neck.

“I never will, Dash.” The farmer breathed. “You know that.”

Rainbow gently twisted to her side, easing Applejack on the cloud, where she briefly sank into its depths before settling in. The flash of fear in the earth pony’s eyes disappeared, and Applejack leaned in to kiss the pegasus deeply.

Reciprocating the kiss, Rainbow let one of her hooves travel down the side of Applejack’s body, caressing the toned curves of her lover. She enjoyed hearing the farmer’s quiet moans suddenly grow louder as the hoof touched Applejack’s marehood. It was already slick, belying Applejack’s excitement.

Rainbow grinned. Getting this raincloud started’s gonna be easy! She rubbed her thighs together, feeling her own wetness. Very easy, in fact.

Applejack leaned forward as they broke the kiss, taking one of Rainbow’s ears into her mouth. She knew the gentle nibbling always drove the pegasus wild, almost as much as her wings. Applejack’s own hoof mirrored Dash’s own, rubbing her in a slow but determined manner. She knew how Rainbow liked it, and she was determined to get the blue mare off first.

“S-so that’s how it is?” Rainbow gasped, licking Applejack’s nape. This was a race, and she wasn’t about to back down. She started rubbing Applejack’s marehood faster, focusing on the nub as much as possible. She felt the farmer’s legs twitch, signalling she was getting close. She was going to win this by a mile.

Then, she felt another hoof snake through the cloud, stroking one of her primaries, and nearly lost it right there. The combination of ear nibbling, wing fondling, and just plain fondling was a savage combo, bringing her to the edge in an instant. She groaned loudly as she pressed her face into Applejack’s neck, drowning out the cries in the orange coat. Seconds later, Applejack let go of Rainbow’s ear and released her own cry, her moan carrying into the wind.

The pair lay gasping on the cloud, their juices dripping into its folds, slowly darkening it to a light gray. As they caught their breath, Applejack lifted her head, listening to a telltale sign. She raised an eyebrow at Rainbow, who was staring up at her adoringly. “I don’t hear any rain, Dash.”

Rainbow snorted, rolling her eyes. “Kill the mood why don’t you. It just needs a good buck.” She glanced at the farmer, another idea popping up. “You wanna do the honors?”

Applejack blinked. “How?”

Rainbow leaned up, kissing Applejack once again. “I told you,” she whispered. “As long as you keep touching me, you can touch the cloud.”

Applejack grinned. “Y’know what? That sounds just fine.” She closed her eyes, giving Rainbow a return kiss. “How about after round two?”

Rainbow grinned. The Acres would have plenty of rain today.