It was a horrific sight, the view of Smokey Bones appeared above. Twilight Sparkle and Shining Armor went inside the Smokey Bones. They wanted to eat some fresh meat because Smokey Bones wanted people to eat their meats. Smokey Bones wasn’t sentient building at all because Smokey Bones was everything. Twilight Sparkle sat down near the table that was inside Smokey Bones.
“Oh Shining Armor, I can’t believe we're meeting at Smokey Bones, because Smokey Bones has delicious meats,” said Twilight Sparkle with her vagina flapping.
“You know what I want to order the FRESH MEAT” said Shining Armor, with his massive COCK OUT.
The waiter then came by and came to them. They were wondering on what to order in Smokey Bones. The only thing they had to order was meat, so in Smokey Bones, they did their best to smoke that meat to perfection.
“HOW WOULD YOU LIKE THAT FRESH MEAT SLICED AND DICED, CUT AND SMUT, SEARED AND PEELED!?” said waiter.
“I want it over 9000 penises,” said Shining Armor.
“I’ll have what my date is having too senor,” said Twilight Sparkle. She flashed her magical alicorn cooch because she needed to validate the prospect that she was doing the nay-nay. So, Twilight Sparkle did the nay-nay and Shining Armor awaited the waiter to do the job.
“Coming right up sir!” said the waiter.
He took out a gigantic knife and sliced off Shining Armor’s penis. The blood came from everywhere and Shining Armor didn’t move a muscle. Neither did his date, Twilight Sparkle.
“Nnngh, yes, let the bloodbath continue,” said Shining Armor absolutely still.
Then Twilight Sparkle started flossing as the blood spurt covered her body. She was having such a good time with her date, Shining Armor. There was nothing that could ever ruin this fortuitous night. Then, came fortnite gamer, she had a Golden AR with a silenced scope that she bought with V-Bucks. There, she shot Shining Armor’s penis so it could be tenderized very well.
The armor on fortnite gamer was sublime, golden colored and with the Reindeer skin, but golden.
“I did my job, now you need to cook the penis and make it a dish these two lovebirds will never forget,” said Fortnite Gamer.
Then, music came on, it was wedding music. They were having a wedding together at Smokey Bones.
“Oh my goodness, Shining Armor, this is our song!” said Twilight Sparkle.
They went into the dance floor in the middle near the arcade and started slow dancing. Shining Armor’s penis hole was still bleeding out with blood. The disco ball that the owner installed wandered over them. Because Jesus almighty had blessed them with the power of love.
Twilight was covered in Shining Armor’s penis blood to which she continued to dance like Carrie from that movie.
“Oh I can’t wait to return to Equestria once your penis hole stops bleeding out!” said Twilight Sparkle. “We need to create more pylons together!”
Then, the waiter came and he had the roasted penis with a tiny bite made from it just for him.
“Dear god, that Penis was too smell good that I had to eat from the cusp of yumminess,” said the waiter. “Now you love birds eat your fucking penis”.
He placed it on the floor near them and they started engorging the meat like wild animals. Their muzzles sucking in the flavorful penis that was being swallowed in mighty bites. There would be no escape for the penis, Twilight didn’t want children. Having a baby for her with Shining Armor would be just too much. Not to mention, the amount of child take care of that needed to be done. No, for Twilight Sparkle, Pylons would be the only thing she needed to prosperous against the threat of the space marines.
Suddenly, a spaceship crashed into the Smokey Bones. It was a small aircraft carrier from the Space Marines mothership. Inside came out a Space Marine named Jeff.
“Hello lovebirds, we come from future, and we must stop you from making pylons,” he said. “For the emperoror!”
Then, like a clown car, several Space Marines came out the tiny vessel in formation.
“Wait, I challenge you to a duel!” said Twilight Sparkle. “Me and my husband versus all of you!”
They laughed and took out their duel decks.
The waiter took out a microphone and said, “It’s time to d-d-d-d-d-duel!”.
Suddenly, Twilight’s hair turned golden spikey with purple streaks and she summoned Exodia and defeated them all in one turn.
They all left, and they contineud to slow dance.
“Kiss me lover” she said with lips covered in blood.
“Any time, also I have a magically growing penis” he said.
“Noooooooo!” she screamed, before falling to the ground and cry out to night.
Shining Armor smiled and put his Joker mask on. He swept his lover off her feet with a dazzling display of walking animation. Because Shining Armor was a class guy and needed to do what was needed to make things awesome. He even let her borrow his exodia deck because he was awesome like that one guy from grays anatomy that I just made up because I never saw grays anatomy. But just like that, he picked up the distraught Twilight Sparkle, went through the mirror, and his penis grew back.
“So that's what you meant by how you can grow your penis back” she said.
“That's right, now we must snu-snu,” he said.,
Twilight Sparkle stretched apart her plot for Shining to peer. His newly grown member ready to penetrate that purple pussy. He didn’t waste time, he went deep inside her and slammed like an animal bereft of logic. Only the animalistic tidings of sexual desire would ever satiate the need to breed together. He slammed and slammed, continuing to slam like a berserk monkey on steroids. There was no return, his penis continues to penetrate her soft vaginal folds until she was no more. Just putrid blood covered semen stained beast that was impregnated with semen.
And then, he put back his Joker mask that fell off while sex was happening. While all that was happening, waiter decided that he could accept the Space Marinces into his life. Because they deserved to eat at Smokey Bones just like every pony. And now that he had a deliciously well-supplied clientele, he could finally go to boca and find him some rubies.
Twilight Sparkle finished with breeding with Shining Armor, stood up and went to through the portal, there she was human again and wasn’t impregnated.
“Now I can’t get pregnant, and without Shining Armor, I can’t get pregnant!” she said.
Just to be safe, she started slamming down her stomach with her fists just to make sure that there wouldn’t be a pregnancy. From then on, she put on the Joker mask and smiled at the camera.
