Ooh, Hiya! I knew you'd come!
Welcome to my party! Here, I'll show you around!
So here's the refreshment table! We have punch, cake, cupcakes, ice cream, sweets of all kinds, and EVEN MORE CUPCAKES!
Ooh, look! There's Twilight!
Hiya, Twilight! Enjoying the party?
Of course, Pinkie. I always do. So... Why is there a screen with whatever I say written on it floating above you?
Oh, that's just a friend!
Hmm... Okay, Pinkie! Have AJ, Rainbow, and Rarity arrived yet?
Nope, but I'm sure they're coming!
Alright. I'll be here if you need me.
Okie Dokie Lokie!
Huh. That was weird. She saw you as a screen?
Oh well! Oh, here comes Dashie!
Oh, hey, Pinkie!
Hiya Dashie! Glad you could make it!
Me too!
So, I wanna introduce you to my new friend! Their name is... Oh, I don't know your name yet. You can tell me later! Or in the Coom-ends!
Oh, the screen? Um... Can the screen even hear me?
Yeppers! I think they're big fans of yours! They'll tell me in the Con-mends!
Oooo-kay. Well, lots of fun to have, great party!
Well. She flew off in a hurry. I wonder why...
Oh well! Here, take a look at the games I have set up! We have bobbing for apples, pin the tail on the pony, and - Ooh! There's AJ!
Hiya AJ!
Howdy, Pinkie.
How's the party? Do you like it, do you, do you???
Of course, ah do Pinkie! Ah always do! Everypony here loves 'em just as much!
Phew, that's a relief.
So, Pinkie. Who's that there friend of yours?
Oh, I'll tell you later. It's just that this is a story right now, but it's not, and they think it's a story, but it's not, and I'm gonna put it on a human web-sit, and they're gonna read it, but it's actually real life stuff and... Oh. She went to play pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey. Okie Dokie Lokie!
C'mon, there's more to see! Follow me right this way! To the dance fl-owie!
Oh dear, my apologies, darling. I must simply watch where I go!
It's ok, Rarity! I'm just happy you're here!
That is most delightful to hear! Say, what is that glowing blue thing above your head?
Oh, it's my friend! They can't come here because they live in a different world, so I opened a portal into theirs!
Ah. I see. I shall enjoy this party while I can, Darling. You should as well.
Okie Dokie Lokie, Rarity! 
Huh. She took it better than everypony else. But that doesn't matter! There's one more teensy thing I wanna show you!
And here it is! A present for you! But here's the super duper part - It's completely random! You can open it again and again, and it'll give you something different every time! Isn't that amazing?
Heehee, wanna know where I got it? I got it from Discord!
Um... Discord gave you something?
Oh, hiya, Fluttershy! Yeppers, I wanted to give my friend a present and I didn't know what to get them! So I asked Discord!
O-oh... But where is your friend?
Right there!
The blue thing? O-ok... If you say so...
Yeppers! They really want to meet you!
Eep!
And she's gone. You DO want to meet her, right? Tell me, I guess! But I should let you enjoy yourself! It IS a party, after all! So HAVE FUN!
Afterwards, I'll tell you about a weird dream I had...
So until then, enjoy!
Hiya, everypony! I'm Pinkie Pie! And this is my story!
Well, it's more my life, but oh well! I should put a... a... a dis-clam-er? Is that how you say that word? Oh, I don't know! 
Warning: This story contains large amounts of fun, laughter, reality having a headache, the fourth wall going to the hospital a lot, and it may be harmful to party poopers! So watch out! 
Was that a good dis-clams-ter? Huh? Was it? Ooh, tell me in the... Comma-ents!
Y'know what? I should throw a party in celebration of my first story! Oooooohhhh, I'll give out invitations tomorrow!
But I wanted to introduce myself in this chapter! Silly me, haha!
So, my name is Pinkie Pie! I'm an earth pony mare from Equestria! Wait, you know that already! Okie Dokie Lokie, moving on...
Huh... Twilight gave me this list of stuff about me to use... But you already know everything... If there's anything you want to know, tell me, I guess... But I can't post this yet? Huh... Rules...
Well, I guess you'll just have to be surprised, won't you! Heehee, I love surprises!
Ooh, How about I use my invisible video ca-ma-ra... 
AND BRING YOU TO THE PARTY! Ooh, I need to start planning! Lemmee go get my party cannon!
🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎈🎈🎈🎈
Oops, haha! I forgot I filled it with balloons AND confetti! Sorry!
Anyway, I'm gonna open an interdimensional portal into your screen that you're reading this on and bring you to the party! See you there!
Oh, hiya! Hope you had fun at the party! So, are you here to find out how the dream went? Great! I just hope you know what it means...
I don't know how I actually dreamed the dream that I dreamed, but it was a weirrrrrd dream. It was even weirder than when Discord made chocolate rain! Not that I minded that.
But anyway, it started off normal - or as normal as my dreams get - with me walking through a field made of licorice strips and trees made of cotton candy with cupcakes growing on them!
So I was just walking - and nibbling on the sweets, of course - when I felt a nasty itch on my right fetlock! I had to scratch it, but a weird thing happened to my pelt! It started peeling off, except it didn't hurt.
Soon there were gashes that revealed m-my bones and muscles and tendons and every icky and gross thing you shouldn't see in your pelt! It scared me, so I started crying.
The skin slowly began to peel off entirely, my hoof was becoming numb, I couldn't feel anything, and then POOF! I woke up.
I don't know what it means... Do you know? Please tell me...
And if you don't know, it's ok... I'll find out eventually!
So, I'll leave you alone for now, and we'll talk later! Byeeeeee!!!!
I'm so, so sorry! So much has gone on, that I haven't have a chance to talk to all of you! You can forgive me, right? 
What's happened, you ask? Well, let me finish mixing up this cake, and let me put it in the oven, then I'll tell you!
There we go! Set the timer... Okie Dokie Lokie! I'm ready to talk now!
Soooo, firstly Cheese Sandwich came to visit! We threw a humongously amazing party! There was punch and cupcakes and games and dancing and sweets of all kinds! And then we brought in a super, super, super-duper large pinata! All the fillies and colts had an amazing time, and when it broke open, candy fell out!
Mmmmmmmmm.... I can still taste it... B-But I didn't eat it all! I really didn't!
Anyway, that was amazing, and then Twilight got sick! Her horn got all puffed-up, and she was sneezing a lot!
I wasn't there at first, since I had gone to visit Zecora to get a potion she had made to help, but I came in to see one of the funniest scenes ever!
I saw Applejack, floating like a balloon, and she was really sparkly! Then Dashie was making sound effects instead of talking, Fluttershy turned into an icecube, and Rarity was using her hoof as a roller skate, heehee!
So I gave Twilight the potion, but she didn't let me tell her about the side effects, and she turned into a newborn filly!
So, Spike had to take care of her, and me and the others helped out every so often! And that's about it!
So what happened with you? What did you do? Tell me in the comments! And I can finally say comments now! Thank you Shadesplit!
Anyway, that's all I have to say! See you soon!
