A Seattle man finds himself in Equestria and has one goal: to have sex with Twilight Sparkle. However, she strikes a deal that he can only do so if he manages to sleep with the all her friends, each pony having their own challenges he has to face for them to deem him worthy. Follow him as he battles and courts his way up the sex ladder and into Twilight's bed-----if he makes it there alive.....

Not at all meant to be taken seriously, like my Twilight Rainbow fic it’s merely an over the top improv exercise.

Rated M for constant profanity, comedic violence and sexual references