Spike's Slice Of Lime Pie
The Pie
Load Full StoryNext ChapterLimestone drank her milkshake as she watched her younger sister with eyes full of envy. She and Marble had decided to visit Ponyville, both so they could see their sisters and so Marble could see her long distance coltfriend, Big Mac. However when they got there they found out that Maud was out of town thanks to her coltfriend taking her to some kind of rock con as a romantic getaway; and when they decided to stop by Sugarcube Corner they found Pinkie she was up to her mane in customers. It was then that Big Mac and the other mares he had been dating walked in looking for Marble.
Apparently in order to show they were taking their relationship seriously they were all learning sign language for Marble, who was mute except for some mmm sounds she could make. Marble was currently busy talking to them and helping them with their sign language. Which left Limestone alone with nothing better to do but watch them and try to remember what Marble said their names were. She knew that the pink unicorn was Sugar Belle and the dark pink earth pony was Cheerilee. As for the two green ones she thought the unicorn one was Sweetcream something and the earth one was, Tealove, she wanted to say.
"I guess I better work on remembering their names sense it looks we will be family soon enough by the looks of it." Limsetone mumbled under her breath more than a little upset.
"Aren't they just so cute together."
Limestone turned around in her chair to see that Pinkie was now standing behind her.
"Yeah I guess that’s one way to look at it." Limestone mumbled.
"How about you come help me with something while we let these love birds have some time alone?" Pinkie asked.
Limestone shrugged. "Sure, anything is better then just sitting here watching this," she said as she stood up and followed Pinkie into the kitchen. Upon entering she was surprised by the large number of boxes in it.
"Hey Pinkie, why are there moving boxes everywhere?" Limestone asked
"Because I'm moving out silly." Pinkie said with a smile
"You're moving out? What brought this on?" Limestone asked her smiling sister.
"Oh it’s because of reasons that involve me throwing a party to tell mom and dad about. Or maybe I should throw two parties sense that there are two big announcements? Hmm, one big party for both or two smaller parties, which would be better? What do you think Limestone?" Pinkie asked.
"Well giving that I no idea what in Tartarus you're talking about I can't really say." Limestone responded in her normal grouchy tone.
Suddenly a timer when off which caused Pinkie’s eyes to widen as she jumped an inch. "Oh. There’s the oven. Limy could you get that for me?" Pinkie asked.
"Ya ya, but don't call me Limy." Limestone said as she grabbed an oven mitt and walk over to the oven.
Limestone opened the oven and pulled out the bake good that was cooking in it, with a confused look on her face.
" A bun? Pinkie why were you cooking just one bu-BY CELESTIA'S EVER BURNING CUNT YOU'RE PREGNANT?!?!" Limestone screamed in shock and surprise.
"SURPRISE! I have a pie in the oven! Maybe more, Cadence did say that the spell would increase the odds of having more then one and Twilight explained that twins have a higher chance of having twins. Maybe I should ask mom or Mrs. Cake what it like having two little party guests growing in your fun house." Pinkie said with a smile that never left her face
"You got knocked up by that barely legal dragon colt you like didn’t you?!" Limestone screamed still making sense of the news.
Pinkie nodded with a huge smile. "Yelp, and that brings me to my second announcement. I'M GETTING MARRIED!"
"MARRIED?! Oh that’s great, THAT’S JUST GREAT!!" Limestone screamed with anger.
"Are you okay Limestone?" Pinkie asked, clearly worried about her older sister
"Of course I’m fine! why wouldn't I be!? Just because all of my younger sisters are in serious relationships and I’m not. Tartarus, you're pregnant and getting married while I the oldest have never even been with a stallion!”
Limestone fire dissipated as she stared sullen at the floor. “And who can blame them, who would want plain old Limestone.
Pinkie frowned as her eyes watered. She knew that Limestone had always had some self esteem issues. While Limestone wasn't bad looking she was for the most part average. Average height, average bust, average ass. She was a little more muscular than normal but her lack luster coloring made it not stand out much. To make matters worth she was a member of a family of not so average mare’s. Though Maud always wore long plain looking dresses and had the similar coloring to Limestone she was very tall and muscular for a mare, and a pair of well shaped double dds.
Marble was a little shorter than normal and also had similar colors to her older sisters but unlike them had a soft earthly like look to her. That and her shy personality was enough to melt stallons heart. Then there was Pinkie. While not the brightest colors Pinkie’s bright and flashy colors were still enough to get anypony’s attention, and she was also what all would call a bottom heavy short stack. With her plump dd breasts, thicc thighs, wide hips that made it clear she was going to have little trouble birthing her foals, and and a large jelly bubble ass, and combine with her chubby build it was no wonder why stallions smiled at the sight of her.
Pinkie not wanting to see anypony sad, much less on of her sisters. So she begin to think of a way to cheer her up. ‘Hmm, she said she’s sad because she doesn't feel like a stallion could see her as beautiful and that she is still a virgin. What she needs is stallion, one that can not only rut her but make her feel truly beautiful. Or maybe what she needs isn't a stallion at all.’ Pinkie thought.
"You know Limestone I think I know just the thing you need, or should I say the two things you need." Pinkie said with a smile.
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