Hes The Globglogabgalab

by Evictus

Rating: mature
Tags: Rarity, Profanity, Crossover, Twilight Sparkle, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy
Length: 1025

Rarity discovers a strange creature in Twilight's castle

When Rarity goes to see Twilight she sees something a bit weird....

I saw the memes about the Globglogabgalab on the internet so I had to write this story

Here is the original video for context
https://youtu.be/dtER80sOjX4

Published 2019-01-07 17:20:02 UTC
Last updated 2019-01-07 17:20:02 UTC

This Place Is A True Treasure Trove

Rarity was walking down the street in the Crystal Empire as she had just got done making deals with the city to give her advertising space for her boutique as it would benefit her if she had more advertising.

If these deals worked our she could make alot more money than she was currently making, she wanted to get more because she wanted to buy more stuff for her boutique and her sister plus her sisters birthday was coming up so she needed money to buy a present for her as well.

As Rarity exited the crystal empire and walked back to Ponyville she decided to go see Twilight and maybe check out a book. When she got to Twilight's castle she knocked on the door and nobody answered leading her to believe that Twilight was sleeping so she tried to open the door and it opened.

Rarity became alarmed, Twilight never left the door unlocked when she had to go somewhere due to security concerns.

Rarity started to get over where Twilight was, she hoped that Twilight hadnt been kidnapped as she would be devastated if that happened.

She would have to alert the entire land of Equestria if that would be the case, she started to get sick just thinking about Twilight getting harmed in anyway.

"Twilight are you there?!" Rarity called out with a scared voice, unfortunately she heard a strange voice that was not Twilights coming from her room.

"Um hello?" Rarity called out as she listened to the strange voice, she walked up stairs carefully just in case a thief was their or just in case Twilight was sleeping.

Rarity decided to walk upstairs to see who it was and when she got upstairs she opened the door to Twilight' book section and found this massive blob with a face staring right back at her.

"Hello I'm the globglogabgalab and I love books and this place is a true treasure trove." The creature said. Rarity freaked out.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Rarity screamed in fright she turned the other way and ran away, thinking that the creature killed Twilight.

"Rarity wait he's friendly." Twilight called out to her but Rarity didnt listen as she ran away from the castle. Twilight soon caught up to her as they were now a away from the castle but close enough to see.

"Rarity hold up!" Twilight yelled. Rarity stopped and turned around wondering why Twilight was hanging out with such an ugly creature.

"Who was that!? And why did he look like a bubblegum colored slug!?" Rarity yelled as she glanced at Twilight with an anxious expression. Twilight giggled.

"Hes the globglogabgalab! That's just how he looks. Rarity it's fine just calm down and I'll explain everything to you." Twilight explained. Rarity calmed her erratic breathing down but still spoke.

"Delightful! Really delightful!" The Globglogabgalab said.

"He looks like a deformed alien. Hes not keeping you captive is he!?" Rarity exclaimed wanting to confirm that Twilight was okay even if she did sound alright. Rarity was relieved that Twilight was calm about it all as Rarity's heart beat a mile a minute

"Of coarse not! I invited him to my library though, he knows everything about books, the words are his nourishment!" Twilight exclaimed with a giggle.

"Ha ha ha!" The strange creature laughed.

"But where did he come from though! It doesn't look hes from Equestria." Rarity yelled. Twilight shrugged as she didbt really know either.

"I honestly dont know! I found him in the walls of my castle....it was strange and I was gonna throw him out but before I could do that he told me everything about himself. Hes honestly really cool and he sings a kicking tune." Twilight giggled. Rarity felt like she was gonna have a panic attack.

"Does Celestia know about him! How about out other friends!" Rarity said with a panicked voice.

"Celestia knows about him but my other friends dont know about him, once I discovered him and learned all about him I took him to Celestia and determined he wasnt a threat. I then took him to the castle and we talked about books for hours! I cant get enough of it. I am planning on introducing my other friends to him, hopefully they are more understanding of him than you are being right now...I wonder if he will introduce me to his home..." Rwilight said

"He looks simply dreadful darling, you must wonder how that alien can walk! Out friends are probably going to freak out just like me because hes not normal." Rarity said with a shudder. Twilight sighed at Rarity's ignorance.

"He cant walk he slides Rarity! And hes not an alien hes the globglobgabgalab! The yeast of thoughts and mind!!" Twilight said with annoyance.

"Who in Tartarus cares! Hes creepy as fuck! Keep me away from that deformed beast!" Rarity yelled, Twilight frowned as she looked at Rarity with puppy dog eyes.

"But...Rarity hes the...globglobgabgalab..." Twilight sniffed as she hoped that Rarity would try to understand but Rarity didnt to Twilight's misfortune.

"I don't give a shit what he is, if that monstrous beast comes near me I'm going to smash in his head!" Rarity screamed. Rarity stormed off back to Carousel Boutique. Twilight sighed and shook her head as she was sad that Rarity wouldnt try to understand the friendly creature. It was sad that Rarity wouldnt be able to get along with the Globglogabgalab.

Twilight hoped that Rarity would be able to understand the Globglogabgalab better and befriend it as it was really cool.

Twilight started to walk back to her castle sad of her failure to make the introduction between Rarity and her new friend go smoothly. She would just have ro wait for another time where Rarity would be willing to meet with her new friend. She also hoped her other friends would accept the Globglogabgalab and not react like how Rarity reacted.

As Twilight walked back to her castle she could hear the Globglogabgalab in her castle.

"Mmmmmmm Splendid!!!" The Globglogabgalab said as he devoured more thoughts from a book.