Canterlot High School is weird. There's a magical portal to a horse dimension, a group of super-powered teenage girls who harness the magic of friendship to defeat evil (and win sports competitions), and the occasional plant monster attack. For all of that, though, it's still a high school. And there is one thing that is always true in a high school, even one as weird as this one.

The students can't keep out of each others' pants.

For clarification, all characters in this story are 18 years of age or older.