Ganger: The Last Man, with a few Mares

Twilight nudged open the door to the library slowly, Ganger not taking notice as he stared intriguingly into a book titled “Business Basics.” Twilight walked over and stood right in front of him with a large grin before saying “What are you reading, Ganger?” Ganger threw the book up into the air and fell backwards shouting “HOLY SHIT!” cracking his head on the floor. Twilight giggled as Ganger sat back up rubbing the back of his head.
“I’m going to read for a bit and then how about we go down to the local cafe and get a cake and a drink?” Twilight suggested. Ganger cringed at the word cake, but gulped down his fears and stuttered “O-Okay, tha-that sounds ni-nice.” With a swish of her tail and the feint purple glow of her horn she disappeared up stairs with some books floating in a purple aura en-tow.

Twilight looked at the clock hanging on the wall, enough time had passed for Everything Pony and Thunder Pride to do their work. Twilight got off her bed and began to walk down the stairs into the main foyer. Ganger had finished reading Business Basics and was now perusing the shelves for another. “Ready for something to eat” Twilight called out from the bottom of the stairs. Ganger turned around his stomach answering for him with an audible growl. Twilight giggled “Come on, I'll show you the way.”

A short walk and trot later Ganger and Twilight arrived at the small cafe, both of them taking a seat on the bales of hay they adorned the small table. Muppetz, a small time hoof puppet with a drawn green frog as his cutie mark, was sitting down enjoying his afternoon coffee and the ponyville times as he glanced up at the new arrivals, then back to his paper. Suddenly he started throwing his head and hooves around in a wartime Esq flashback of the last time he and Twilight were at the same cafe, screaming “NO! NO! DON'T PUT IT THERE NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!” before he knocked the table over and galloped off into the distance screaming “ARRHRHRHRHHRHRH! NOOOOOOOOOOO!” Leaving the customers of the cafe and nearby shoppers looking around and at each other with wide eyes and low jaws, muttering things along the lines of “Dear Celestia!” or “What in the hay was that?”
Twilight and Ganger looked at each other, Twilight just shrugged her shoulders nervously, "Ill go inside and get something to eat and drink, you stay here. Ok." and with that she stood up and trotted inside the cafe.

After a few minutes of waiting it was finally Twilight's turn to be served. "Ahhh Twilight, your food is ready." said Everything Pony as his gaze met hers, "ill be back in a second" he said as he disappeared into the kitchen and reappeared with 2 cakes and some coffee. "now" he said gaining Twilight's attention. "the white cake is the drugged cake, to activate it say "maneant conscientia" in close to proximity to him and it will take about a seconds to knock him out and you can do what ever you please to him" he said ending in a grin. She whispered "thank you so much." as she levitated the tray off the table and headed back outside again. Twilight sat down at the table and placed the food gently between them, levitating the white cake over to Ganger and the dark one to herself. He looked at the cake "mmn this looks great" he mentioned as he licked his lips. Twilight replied with "A friend from Canterlot made it, I'm sure you'll love it" she said with a haughty grin. Ganger didn't notice the grin as he had already eaten half the cake slice in one bite. "Gooood.....goooooood....eat it all up now" twilight said in her mind in an evil voice.

After a delicious slice of unknowingly to Ganger drugged cake and a nice coffee, Twilight and Ganger left the small establishment and started to make there way back to Twilight's tree house. As Twilight and Ganger headed down the street, Thunder Pride and Everything Pony peered and the window and *bro-hoofed* each other before getting back to work. A short walk later they had reached Twilight's house of rape...i mean tree house, Twilight nudged open the door with her muzzle and walked in Ganger following in after her. Once inside Gangers jaw nearly hit the floor, he looked around and up at the ceiling where a giant banner hung. Before he good read the second word on the banner suddenly Pinkie popped out from nowhere followed by Rarity, Rainbow Dash, Goldee, Applejack, Derpy and Fluttershy from behind various pieces of furniture. Pinkie hovered right in his face “HAPPY RAPE PARTY, GANGER!”
“wait...what..OH NO, NO NO NO NOT AGAIN!” Ganger cried as he made for the door. Twilight spoke “maneant conscientia” and a bright flash of purple light erupted from her horn and surrounded Ganger, he felt all of his energy fading as he he was reduced to a crawl. Still not giving up he dragged him self to the door and the drugs were taking effect, before he knew it Twilight's warm purple light had enveloped him again and was slowly being dragged back into the centre of the room where an soft area had been setup for him to lie on, their plaything. His consciousness fleeted but not before the odd, memorable sensation of his cloths being floated off. Blackness then soft.

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It would be like dipping your junk in a jar of warm honey.
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