Bob was sitting on his chair of potatoes one day and he got an idea “hey I have an idea” he said to himself, last time he had one of these he ended up killing his first try at creating life ‘the dinosaurs were a lost cause anyways’ he thought as he pinged his friend: discord

The portal opened up as he saw the mismatched parts of his friend in a cave of some sorts “what is it bob, I am kinda in the middle of something” he said as an equinesq bug was sitting knocked out on a ledge, the insane Bob was about to say something but was cut off as another came nearly Mach ten into the portal hitting him in his face

“Ow that hurt you inbred cumroach” the thing tried to run but was held in his telekinesis “damn you look good enough for what I have planned” the thing shuddered as he thought what he had planned

“Bobby what do you want,” discord asked his… insane/loyal friend

Then bob spoke the question he was here for “Uh yeah I was wondering if I could take some citizen of your universe”

“Umm… m’kay, as long as I could watch the things you do to them” he replied somewhat nervous.

Bob chuckled “sure all I need is three races of your place” Bob actually thought about it this “hmm maybe those ponies you ruled over all those years ago-” he failed to see discord flinch a little,”-the griffins and that’s it, maybe clone those princesses and their lackeys’ the ele… elem, el, fuck it”

“Elements of harmony, Bob” discord corrected

“Yeah Elements of armoury whatever”

Discord snapped his claws and froze time and walked out of view, bob let the curiosity get the better of him, so he stepped through the portal shaped like a perfect oval and looked around, and saw a metric fuck ton of yellow ponies with pink manes and butterfly ass-marks, they all had faces that either made is heart melt or for some odd reason pop a boner…

“Ooh hiya I’m Pinkie Pie!” a hyperactive voice cheered, Bob spun around and saw a very pink pony with a smile that made him smile and this, in turn, made her smile even wider.

“Aw, man, I gotta visit this place more often”.

“Aw, are you not staying long?” pinkie asked the man.

“ Naw, I am here for something, and I am leaving soon, I will find some time to visit… someday”
Discord came back an hour later, Pinkie Pie long since has gone saying there’s another thing happening up north, something about a creature that looks like him and has miniature cannons.

“Here’s some clones and a cloned chest holding the elements of harmony” discord handed the much more insane god a small stylish box and a bunch of orbs of varying colour.

“ Thanks, dissy-”

“Don’t call me that!-”

“I will call you what-”

“Dammit, bob I will-”

“Damn it, drocsiD i-”

“Buck you-”

“Fuck you-”

They literally screamed back and forth for maybe three days, but you couldn’t tell because time was frozen.

[later]

Bob looked through the list of creatures and he counted.

1. 1523 ponies
2. 951 griffins
3. 12 changelings

“Now my realm” he smirked as he rummaged through the mess his two sons created he looked on the planets as he saw a ship leaving terra. Er... Earth as they call it he looked in a city. Nothing interesting, he looked into the window of a suburban home… nothing he- wait a minute, he moved to walk alongside a boy.

He looked so innocent maybe ten or so years old, the kid had brown hair a very pale skin tone and had a bandolier with a bag in the back, the bag had newspapers, the bandolier also had pouches the contents are a few firecrackers and some money, he needed to make it look like an accident.

Bob frowned when he looked around, not seeing any cars, he moves to the military base nearby and looked at an Apache helicopter On display ‘Cool looking device’ he saw real missiles on the thing… he planned how to do this.

[Tommy Samings POV]
[11/5/2526 Canada, Ontario, Fort Frances.] [UEG Space]

Tommy was on a delivery, he was on his bike newspapers. He thought about changing his route, going near the new army base near the ‘lake of the woods lodge’ he didn’t understand why, but when he asked why he was told ‘mean aliens attacked harvest’ so the military is arming the settlements. Every day, he sees ships take off, and space stations built, one such he just watched take off not to long ago. It took off from Alaska and started orbit in Ontario. The ship was a carrier designed to hold troops and other stuff. His sister loved starships too

As he neared the base he heard the sound of something he thought it sound like those ‘falcon gunships’ his brother talks about. He looked up and there was an old helicopter that looked so cool until it opened fire... The first missed. An alarm sounded as the base came to life, soldiers and the anti-air system started to fire hitting the tail more rote Tommy looked behind him to only get ‘crushed’ by the antique.

Bob

I picked up the boy before the thing hit him and left,

With that done I looked across the galaxies and saw an old construct some forerunners left: the ark and a ring.

Massive constructs built to destroy/starve The Flood, the ark looks like a dish with a planet in the middle, the planet looks... missing, also eight long arms across the ark, each with its own specialty.

Then the ring, literally a massive ring with life on it. Looks like its heading somewhere.

“Still beautiful”.

He copied the ring and the ark with their life, also picking up an unexpected guest: a Gravemind. “Thought they killed all of them”.
His insane part of his head had an idea again...

‘merge them’ “Ooh that’s a wonderful idea”.

He spent the better half of a day doing something to them and making a hybrid of a changeling, the boy, a Gravemind, and lots of shit.

Now with that done, he went to... What the fuck.

In the distance there a giant purple/grey/black space mushroom, it had so many large ships of different sizes ‘damn that things either organic or those dudes built that’ he thought. Moving towards it he looked inside sure enough its made of metal and other material and in the center was a forerunner dreadnaught.
And plenty of life so many species he looked to see a Sangheili, large creatures with a hunched backs and mandibles, kig-yar Large bird-like creatures, and many others the first two caught his eye large reptilian and large avian, looks so cool. He picked them up doing similar things he did to the kid, he also found some stowaways on the forerunner dreadnaught the creikt, the name sounds like your saying cricket, they are camouflaged and small, maybe the same size as a child looks like a changeling but more... Something you’d find in a mass grave, and standing straight upright.

Looking to his collection he stared...
Anywho.

1. humans: 12.
2. sangheili 19.
3. kig-yar; 21.
4. creikt; holy shit 35,232.
5. One Gravemind [continuisly making spores].

Staring at the odd count he sighed and continued on placing them in stasis and putting them in each arm of the ark, the creikt on the planet in the center because fuck it

“Fuck It” well if this doesn’t work properly, we’ll see something interesting at least.

He looks to the ark and said “hmm, let’s see if I can make it look Better”

He moved to the humans and made a large grassy plain, some large trees with fruit, and animals, both predator, and prey

Now the others, a jungle for the kig-yar, A dessert for the Sangheili, an island for changelings, one forest for ponies, a desolate mountain range for griffins

Eh good enough ... Ah, fuck it. He grabbed all but the Criekt and placed them on a single continent.

...

Author's Note

well, this is the bad/good? story.

Hmm