[meanwhile with twilight... well before she when missing]

[A bad decision to go for a fly while her escort was separated and she ended up being shot down by a yellowish beam of pure “fuck-off-laser”]

’consiousness... Ow’ she woke up to pain ‘what happened’ looking around she saw a long trail of destruction... Ah, she fell backward into a dry forest... Like sand and... Trees you know the... [oh its called a savanah] anyways its night-while she was in the dazed state she failed to notice the eight-foot Sangheili major and small patrol of five Ungoy and two kig-yar merely a short jog away.

‘where were the few guards I came with’

“Eek.” she let out a yelp as she felt three sharp pink crystals fly past her and impact a tree.

“Idiot!-” a yell “don’t shoot it.”

“Yeah yeah you and you’re stupid honor” A very raspy voice retorted

[a few minutes ago]

“Uh... Boss... I am sooo~ bored?” hug asked, bug agreed and sug nodded, the two in the back: gug and pug also nodded

The jackal named fudge glared at hug but his companion hek was crouched and aiming his focus rifle at something

“If you no like me performance then let’s have a rational adult conversation . . . Zug-Zug” the jackal stopped the glare instead, adopting a deadpanned expression.

Then the major spoke “just a patrol, for now, little ones” his red armor gleaming in the moonlight. He was a noble and kind elite until he’s in combat... Well, compared to his older brothers, anyway. One of which was killed by some traitorous brutes [Oh Yeah! The great schism] now his brother’s body is missing and all that remains of him is his helmet and a few of his armor pieces.

All of which he was given. You see before that he was just a minor in his purple armor- ’wait the grunts and jackals say it is blue but they can suck my big black co-’

[insert sound of the high powered laser made to mine and destroy forerunner metals: reverse engineered to slice even the toughest of metals and shields]

Like always, someone gets interrupted

“What did you shoot!?” the elite asked

“Was it human?” hug asked

“Was it Gup,” the hopeful pug asked

“I didn’t kill him” sug pleaded

“Shut up!!~” Fudge screeched

“Tell me!” the elite demanded... “Please.”

“A purple thing with wings and a horn,” the jackal said

He ordered, “move out it could be useful, the shipmaster must see it!” and they were off.

[uh... Current time] [fudge perspective]

“Yeah yeah you and you’re stupid honor,” I said to my commander in annoyance. I am just soo~ hungry, and I was just about to eat one of the Ungoy

“Since you insulted me, may you be able to grab it. Without. Eating. It. This time, Then we shall go back to camp” the bruiser tyrannically ordered his little army to do his bidding

Moving toward the purple food- uh... Thing. It starred... At me, and I felt fear. Somehow this thing was... Uh pulsing with... Power? Anyways, making my move to unceremoniously drag it across the ground it fucking turned around and reared up for some reason. What i never expected for it to kick me in the stomach *crack* ‘oh that’s not good’ [also random fact: kig-yar bones are hallow] *crack**crack**crack**crack**crack* “SCREEA!!” “OW FUCK!~~ OW, THAT HURT ME!, I HURT AAAGH!!!~” my voice didn’t help in this situation “MEE HURT YOU~~~!!” I yelled all that in my best English [how?] I wanted revenge because, that hurt, that hurt even worse than that time I shot my foot with a carbine,

[twilight... Wait. Uh... Third-person]

She regretted the decision to buck the bird. No not because of who he is, it is because she hurt a creature, A Creature that looked like it wanted to help. Having a panic attack because of what she did. There was a series of cracks as it tried moving. What it did then was start yelling

“OW FUCK!~~” it cursed “OW, THAT HURT ME!, I HURT” a pang of guilt came across her face “AAAGH!!!~” its slight raspy voice and slightly two-toned voice somehow speaking perfect equestrian [english] making twilight reel back, then it looked at her, anger present “MEE HURT YOU~~~!!” it screamed but just before it could do a thing she picked it up in a magical grip called telekinesis [duh...] and tried calming it... Wait, no its a he.

“I am sorry sir!” she tried to say but another creature appeared, looking similar but much larger... Like larger, with red armor pointing a blue blade that had two blades actually “um, sorry” she pleaded.

Author's Note

uh yeah I have nothing to do in my non-existent schedule so here's a short of what happened to twilight

also, it was a few days after the massive space ship crashed on the continent and slightly hanging off the ark

anyways

should I try to rewrite this?

I feel like I screwed several things up

song for uh... Nvm