[The Iron Grapefruit... wait. The Iron Great-Sword] [medbay] [The Wimp/Bullet, and the ONI Ass-hat/Tyrant]

pain... A fuck ton of pain. He opened his eyes and look around see a... A... Um... The last thing he expected to see; the most cock-eyed med-bay hed ever seen. Literally, everything looks like it had been thrown to the door, ceiling, walls, windows and, floor.

Standing up he limped to the window. On his way, he sees tyrant mumbling in his sleep while a bandage is across his chest. But what caught him off guard was what he said in his sleep “Gimme’ your buttocks Mr, Prestock” so he noped the fuck outta there!.

...

Going to the end and looking out the window he wasn't able to see the warthog. But tire treads were able to be is seen going in a zig-zag [and a few circles] towards the hanger. Going across to the other side of the med bay he opened the door and limped to the other side of the hallway and through the door opposite to the med bay.

In the other med bay was pretty much the same. Slowly making his way to the window he looked through the window to see smoke from what seems to be a camp, about... An hour’s drive south and in the south, he was able to see a blimp near a mountain and a wood ship in the distance on the other side of the ocean... And the aircraft carrier that at first glanced looked like it was beached but when you looked hard enough you could see movement. Shrugging it off, he looked to the massive jungle and saw nothing. Grabbing some conveniently placed binoculars he zoomed in. And what he saw, shocked him in fear.

[Kig-yar]

[Ibie'shan, Ruutian, T'vaoan] [in order of photo]

On a branch looks to be the Ruutian subspecies, with also what appears to be an improvised rifle made with a pipe some spare parts and some... Damn, that thing shoots needles. If you look closely anyone can clearly see three familiar pink crystalline needles poking out on the top just in front of the scope.

Then a raven flew by and landed on the rifle. At first, bullet thought it would eat it but...

“grr guard duty,” Rak grumbled angrily as he stood guard there, he was getting bored now right now he was supposed to stand here for nineteen hours, his bed is a few leaves in this lard branch. He was about to take shots at some part of a tree, but a bird landed on the barrel. He looked at it. It looked at him and tilted its head. He did the same. It cawed and ruffled its feathers when Rak raised a talon to pet the bird. “how you doing?” it cawed, he just stared “can you understand me?” it cawed again. He nodded, ok he wasn't alone at least...

“Huh so there not all completely genocidal” bullet mused alone not at all expecting someone to sneak up behind him and just talk but...

“No kig-yar are much like mercs and pirates-” Tyrant was cut off by a squeal and a sound of Bullets face hitting the window “not completely evil...” shrugging off the weak marine... “How’d you pass basic...” meh picking up the binoculars he looked through and what he saw made his jaw drop: in the grass, there was a... Well, horribly camouflaged horse... No too small, pony? Maybe. It also had rainbow mane and tail and wearing a blue suit with a helmet with goggles and a steel plate on its chest... Slowly panning to the campfire nearby he saw two... Ugh, stereotypical hillbillies, overalls and straw hat complete.

He stopped and thought if that pony was sapient and he thought he was crazy. But if he was wrong he would try and talk to it...

Looking at the fire made his stomach drop. In the fire there stabbed through the back end to the mouth in a spitroast already charred and beside it are the same clothing as the other but more flashy... Slightly smaller pony damn.
Huh, should he help... Fuck it, a potential ally

Walking to the hanger didn't take that long so he made it in a few minutes. Looking around he saw the warthog hanging from the ceiling. Contemplating on how the fuck that happened the little girl with a wrench went almost went unnoticed before he got a concussion he grabbed the wrench out of her grasp and asked: “How the fuck did you manage that?”

She replied “I am so sorry!” he just let her go and told her that the other is knocked out and needed help. She huffed and started talking but was cut off as Tyrant just walked off. Looking to a contraption hed thought would never see the light of day was a gungoose a mongoose but with two .20mm cannons fully loaded and fueled “oh man I gotta see how this works”.

...

Dawning full gear he was ready.

[rainbow dash, scout team, wonderbolt] [song]

Rainbow Dash was looking for one of the recruits after she didn't come back from scouting the plains. Also, other teams went missing in the jungle and the island, the desert, the ocean and well almost no scouts came back... “Is that smoke?” she said as there in the east was smoke from a fire... And that smell it smelled like that time in the mountain when she met these griffins cooking a rabbit...

Moving fast she passed a thing on the ground but ignored it slowing down she was cut off from walking forward as a thing jumped on her and pinned her down “ hey I got another one” a voice much like applejacks but overly accented. [or something] and obiously male

“Hey! Get off me” she struggled but was gaged by a rope. Then another behind a rock. This one was taller and muscular.
She tried to kick off the smaller yet massive one but stopped and gasped as he lifted her tail

“Hey Cletus get the butter!” he yelled to the other the one. At this, she used all her strength and delivered a kick nearly going faster than a normal kick, towards his nuts. Growling the thing carried her to the camp where she gasped again as she gazed at the burning corpse of the filly she was supposed to keep safe “here you go Joe” they said to one another.

“Thanks, Cletus” he turned to her and was about to raise her tail again... *crack* *thurk* “AAAAAIIIIiiiiieee” there was a sound akin to thunder or fireworks and flesh being impacted as the one that was on her fell down screaming

She looked at it and saw its hand was missing and both were covered in blood and other gore *crack* *thurk* another sound as the bigger one just tanked it, she rolled as the bigger on tried to grab her and use her as a shield. “Not today fatty!!” she yelled at him. This seemed to anger him somehow *crack* *thurk* either it was her but those sounds were getting closer. It tanked the thing again

*crack* *crack* *crack* *crack* *crack* *crack* *crack* *crack* *crack* *crack* *crack* *crack* *crack* *crack* *crack* *crack*
The sounds but louder and small explosions acompanied it blowing dust and shrapnal toward both. The helmet and flak armor on her uniform saved her from the peices of hot metal. This blew the monster to peices and made a dull ringing start in her ears. But she was to dazed to notice the being standing over her

Tyrant

Tyrant was tired of the dude taking his shots so he emptied of the guns into him with the gungoose. Driving to the area he got off and walked to the pony on the ground. She seemed a little depressed, maybe that little one on the spit roast was something... He then walked to the two idiots and looked the still semi-intact one and he spoke “shoulda looked for a rabbit dude” he said to the guy who glared at him,

“I know you your that damnd ONI Tyrant agent right” Tyrant just nodded and replied

“Why are you trying to eat them” in turn he got spat on. Slightly angered kicked him. Earning a wheeze from him

“There aliens why should we trust em why not eat them!” the farmer [yes, farmer] said
Tyrant replied again not really caring for this... Racist bigot “ you're a bigot so you die” not really caring again he pulled out his pistol and shot him three times in the head

...

Moving toward the pony who was staring at him she spoke: “please don't hurt me”. This hurt him a little ‘am I that scary?’ he shook his head ‘no’ as he walked to her picking her up surprisingly no effort and put her on the gungoose to rest

...

Somehow no words were said and Tyrant was just bored...

[what?]

Author's Note

I let my cousin write the end part and this somehow took five days to make...

I wrote up to the part with the raven

I am lazy