What would happen if a sexy, drunken, snarky, sadistic, condescending, sociopathic anthropomorphic pink pony appeared in front of you one day?
What would happen? Would it lead to grand adventures? Saving the world?
Lots of gross, perverted sex?
Or would she just be really, really annoying?
This is the answer to those, and many more burning questions.
This is Lowered Expectations. Leave your innocence at the door.
Welcome to Hell, kids.
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Cover Art by SkyKain on DeviantArt. (Psst! That’s a LINK!) Used with permission!