Tastes Like Chicken!

by Almighty Mudkip

Rating: mature
Tags: Human, Main 6, Princess Luna, Anon, Porn, Fetish, Princess Celestia, Sex, Profanity, Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 7923

Ever seen Anon going five years without a nibble of meat? Well, it gets messy.

What happens when you dangle a piece of meat over a Tiger? Does the Tiger wait patiently like a subservient dog? Does it preform tricks in the hopes of being rewarded?

No, no it does not. Especially if it’s starving.

(Rated M for Meat, Messy, and a biting fetish. If you don’t like then take your filthy hippie-ways and go eat your precious grass!)

Published 2019-01-23 08:00:02 UTC
Last updated 2019-07-25 18:44:32 UTC

It puts hair on your chest

“Again!?” Twilight looked at the sheet once, twice now. “Anon, you... You lost more weight.”

“Really?” You are Anon, and you are unhealthily skinny. “I feel pretty fine, Twilight. Honest!”

“Anon, you’re at 105! You’re lighter than Applejack!”

“Yeah, well...” You really can’t help but wonder, you were doing pretty well until maybe five years ago when you hit the 138 mark. It’s just slowly been going down since. “Maybe I’m just healthy?”

“.....Anon, please be honest with me.” She begged. “Is... Is it because you’re starving?”

“What!? No!”

“Don’t lie, Anon!” She yelled back. “I’ve seen your teeth! I know you have fangs for a reason!”

.....

“Look.” You pinched your brow. “Humans... We can survive without it, alright?”

“Can you?”

She wasn’t buying it, and let’s be honest, you weren’t either. “It’s not like I can openly eat it around here.” You grumble. “Every pony would flip their lid if I decided to eat meat.”

Twilight sighed. “You aren’t healthy, Anon... But you’re right.” She pondered a bit. “Maybe... I could pull some strings, but...”

“But...?”

“Anon, you have to promise me...” She bit at her hoof nervously. “D-do you... Really eat meat?”

You stared her dead in the eyes, visually unchanged. “Twilight, may I be honest with you?” She nodded. “I’m on the brink of a mental crisis.” You admit to her shock. “As an omnivore I can eat most of what ponies eat, but there’s always this voice in the back of my head telling me that I’m going to pounce on the first scrap of flesh I see.” Twilight was... She couldn’t even respond to that. “I don’t wanna spook literally the entire town, I try to keep it down but I’m losing my damn mind.” You’re nose almost touches hers, raving on as you inch closer and closer. Kneeled down to a predatory crawl with wide, animalistic eyes. “I want meat, Twilight. I need meat. I don’t know how much longer I can go before I finally snap and take a bite out of some random pony.”

.........

You can feel a sudden warmth at your fingers, spreading down and sleeping into your palms. You look down and notice the small puddle at Twilight’s flanks. “Oh... Oh god, Twilight. I-I’m so sorry!”

She falls flat on her back, shaking herself out of her fur. “Y-You... You’re ok-kay, Anon.” She stutters in fear. “Tomorrow we’ll... I’ll help you.”

“You... No, I shouldn’t.” Yet the nagging in the back of your skull insisted otherwise. “You likely can’t even handle meat well, let alone prepare it.”

“You leave everything to me, Anon.” She smiles warmly. “I promise, if it’ll keep you from biting somepony then I’ll help you get your fix.”

You can’t help but smirk. “You sound like a drug dealer, Twilight.”

She simply tilted her head curiously. “Like a Doctor?”

Ohh, the innocence of these magical horses... “Sure, that works.” You smiled as an idea came to mind. “Deepest thanks, Twilight. Get that ‘fix’ soon... Or I might bite your leg off.” She gave you the wide-eyed stare of an animal in panic, ready to jump away at a second’s notice. “...I’m joking.”

Yet she wouldn’t settle down. “D-d-don’t joke about that.” She seemed to calm down a bit, though only by a margin. “Seriously.”

You just shrugged. “Sorry, it was in...” You snorted with a cheeky grin. “bad taste.”

’Ba-Dum-Psh!’

.......

“I’ll... I’ll teleport you, Anon.” Twilight threatened. “Seriously, quit it.”

“Okay, okay... For the record though, horse meat isn’t commonly eaten on my planet.” Yeah, unless you were one of those few people that enjoyed Tesco-Burgers... Or a glue eater.

“Just... N-no more horse puns.” She warned. “Especially in town.”

Yeah, yeah. Last thing you wanted was an angry mob of ponies. “I promise.” You reached out and scratched her ear, and like every pony you tried this on, she just went limp. “You forgive me?”

“Mnh... A little to the left.” Her wings drooped down to the floor, eyes rolled back in an almost intoxicated state. “Yeah, that’s the spot.”

“Can I have my pants back?”

“Pants... Uh-... Oh! Oh, right.” She blushed, hesitating to move away but doing so anyway. “Here are your clothes, Anon.” She levitated them from a nearby chest. “I’ll get in contact with the Princess and inform her of your current situation.”

“Thanks a million, Twilight! You don’t know how much I appreciate this!” She literally cannot fathom the relief you feel right now. You’ll be having T-Bone Steaks and Bacon dancing in your dreams for a few nights. “I gotta get home, lemme know when you hear back!”

“Absolutely!”

She waves you off, and once you stepped out from the lab you couldn’t help but clack your heels together in joy. “Hehee! Ol’ Anon’s getting some meat, tonight~!” You sang out without a care. “Plump and juicy, firm and gooey~!”

As you exited, a certain purple dragon couldn’t help but overhear. “Wow, I had no idea humans could... Swing that way.” He held his chin in thought. “I guess that’s why he doesn’t have a marefriend. Who would’ve thought?”

Two weeks pass. Two horrid, agonizingly long weeks. But today’s the day, June 20th on a burning hot day, at Summer’s highest peak.

You’re in Canterlot Castle, with Twilight and Co for... Some reason. You didn’t know, you didn’t care, you were here for one thing and one thing only.

M. E. A. T.

That’s right, spell it! You know what it is!

Juicy, succulent, protein-packed...

MEAT

And by god were you starving! You could smell it already, it was making you salivate! Was that... Turkey? No, ham? Seasoned with the richest spices money Canterlot could afford, slowly cooked over a searing hot fire as it should be?

The thoughts wouldn’t stop, and neither did your ever-growing appetite. “Um... Anon, dear?”

“Wuzzat!?” You snapped to attention quicker than Sponge-Gar. “Huh!? What...?”

Oh, it was only Rarity. “You’re, um... Drooling, dear.”

“Oh...” You wiped the spittle from your mouth. “Just eager, I guess.”

“Eager to eat meat!?” Rainbow hovered overhead. “I knew you were a weirdo-alien but I didn’t think you were this weird! Hey, do you freaky guys eat pony meat on ‘Gurth’ or whatever you call it?”

“Rainbow, that’s enough!” Applejack yelled, consoling a frightened Fluttershy. “Yer makin’ Shy shiver like a shaved Yak!”

“Oh come on, I was just playing!” You stopped, nose raised in the air like a rabbit-beagle. “Uh, dude?” You weren’t paying attention, solely focused on the all-too-familiar scent that wafted in the air. “...Weirdo.”

“Ooh! Whatcha smell, Nonny!?” Pinkie asked, bouncing along.

“...Gravy.” You answered, almost in a whisper. “Sirloin Steak slathered in it, A1 Sauce, Fried Bacon, Pepper-Spiced Chicken, Salt-Grilled Salmon on...” A few extra sniffs. “a Steamed Crab and Shrimp cocktail platter.”

.....Everyone just gave you a collective stare of ‘what the literal hell is wrong with him?’

Except Pinkie, of course. She just looked amazed. “Wowie! That’s one powerful sniffer!” She gawked, completely awestruck.

“Disturbingly accurate...” Rarity mumbled to herself.

“Dangerous...” Applejack joined, rearing Fluttershy behind.

Rainbow just shrugged. “Yeah... That was pretty cool, I guess. I could probs do bett-” Rainbow could smell it now, and in her nose it smelled... “Eugh! Holy Miley, I take it back!” Unpleasant, to say the least. “Smells like my old gym bag and a skunk had a baby!”

“Oh please, Rainbow. It can’t be-“ The scent hit Rarity now, and her nose curled hard. “Oh my word!”

“Girls, please! You’re being seriously-“ Twilight shut her lid when the smell finally passed her nostrils. “I... ’gag’ I-I don’t... Approve of your rude behav-“ She covered her mouth, her lunch threatening to make an emergency exit. “...B-behavi-urp!” Yeah... There was some chunks that time. So, her horn flashed and a bit of magical aura veiled their snouts. “Alright, that should... Help, at the least.”

“Oh, thank heavens!” Rarity moaned in relief. “Thank you so much, Twilight! I couldn’t have lasted a second longer.” The others thanked Twilight collectively so, except you, as you were still riding the high of the scent despite having your nose veiled...

Until you noticed the lack of scent and rubbed the magic away, falling into his bliss once more. “Meat... Meat...” Now you were devolving to speaking cave-talk.

“’Snort!’ The weirdo’s even talking weird.” Rainbow cracked, earning a snicker from Pinkie.

Up ahead were two guards, and the door leading up to the royal banquet hall. They gave the human one look and, though scared a bit stiff by his ceaseless slobbering and almost deranged look, allowed entry.

But of course you didn’t wait. You out-right headbutted the-

’SMASH!’

.....

You... Headbutted a hole... In the door.

“...Wow.” Yeah, not even Rainbow had a snappy remark to make at this senseless violence. She was just out-right disturbed by your inability to feel pain.

Almost scared, in a way...

“I... Want... Meeeeaaaaat.” You groaned like a mindless zombie, head still in the stone-carved door.

Both guards gave a worried look to Twilight, who just forced a smile. “H-He’s... Just a little excited.” Your head had slipped out on its own and began mindlessly knawing on the edges of your improvised door hole. “Ehehe... Yeeaaahhh.” Twilight pulled you away with some magic, keeping you close via a magical teather around your neck...

Plus a magically-transmutated muzzle to cover the gaping mouth. Don’t wanna take any chances.

“We’ll just be on our way.” The guards awkwardly opened the gate, and the stench had hit them once again. Powerful enough to sting their eyes now.

You, however, only looked on at the table that had been set-up. Everything was as predicted and neatly organized, with the bigger dishes closest to the center and the smaller ones edged around the border.

To the ponies, it was organized death. A banquet of utter cruelty and-

”MMEEEEAAAAAAAT!!!”

You jerked, dragging Twilight by her horn toward the cooked meat. “N-NO! ANON, STOP!” The connection was eventually severed, freeing the beast to literally dive right into the table and-

’Savage, animalistic sloshing!’

completely destroy EVERYTHING being served.

You started at the chicken, viciously ripping it’s legs off and taking turns biting chunks into the crispy thighs. You moved onto the steaks, stuffing your maw with A1 and chewy, succulent sirloin meat. Following that was the fish, tearing chunks out of the salmon with a slasher smile stained in brownish-red sauce, crunching open the crab exoskeleton with your bare teeth and eating the soft insides. The shrimp cocktail was chugged uncaringly, most of the actual cocktail spilling over your shrimp-filled maw. It simply wasn’t meat. You only wanted meat.

Meat.

MEAT!

You bellowed out a savage roar, clothes and skin stained with splotches brown and red. ”MEEEAAAAAT!!!”

From there onward, you just kept randomly attacking meats. Eaten or untouched. You were completely lost in your primal senses. Twilight looked on in absolute horror as she gained front-row seats to the slaughter show, sitting in her own soiled blatter as bits and juices dotted her once-innocent face. Pinkie and Rainbow were wide-eyed in shock, with Applejack shielding herself with her hat and protecting Flutters virgin-eyes. As for Rarity... She just sat there, transfixed on this once sane man tearing into flesh and bone like a mindless animal.

’Door creaking’

Now onto the main event, both Princesses in the flesh. “By my Sun!” Their once beautiful eating chamber was now on-par with Stalin’s Gulags in terms of bloody. In the center was none other than you, on all fours and devouring a ham slice like it a vicious leopard tearing into a pot-bellied pig. If you think that’s an exaduration, fucking think again. “Oh... Look at all the stains.”

“The only thing rivaling thy stains is this... Pungent scent.” Luna held her snout in disgust. “It’s ungodly!”

’Buuurp!’

You couldn’t stuff anymore down your throat despite your instinctual desires, and promptly collapsed into the bone and leftover meat for one helluva dinner nap. You were a happy little human now. So full and satisfied, almost spoiled rotten as you snoozed away the fatigue.

But goddamn did you reek, even by human standards.

“Um... I take it the human was happy with thine cooking abilities?” Luna started on an awkward note. “We did just as his dreams foretold, right down to the ‘A1’ sauce as they named it on his planet.”

“...Yes, I think you really made the human happy, Lulu.” Celestia approved, guarding her nostrils similarly. “Now, why don’t we let the castle air out?” Most of the ponies were glad to leave, and the only two that remained were Twilight, who was curled up in a ball inside her own head, and Rarity who was still pretty...

“S-such... Savagery.” Out there, given her dead gaze. “He truly is a Predator.” Rarity had, astonishingly, began to move. “He could... He could easily pin me down.” Slowly approaching. “Rip into me...” Rarity what the hell are you doing. “With those...brutish hands.” Her hoof was so close. “Those sharp teeth...”

’poke’

You jerked awake with a roar, jumping at whatever was touching you and pinning it to...

.....

What the hell were you doing? “R-Rarity!?” You quickly let go of her neck, backpedaling in fear. “I’m so sorry! I-I didn’t hurt you, did I!?”

...She was dead silent, each ticking second piling more and more guilt onto you. “No.” She quietly stood up, fixing her mane and posture. “You just surprised me is all, I’m perfectly fine.”

The calmness in her voice was sorta... Off-putting. “Um, okay... Glad that I didn’t.” Now you notice the many many stains on your clothes, and all the bones and half-eaten slabs of meat you were laying on. “Oh god!”

“Indeed, Anon.” She trotted away, dragging a broken Twilight within her telekinetic grip. “You should clean up soon so you may properly thank Princess Luna, if I remember correctly she was the one who made this possible!”

The two left through the corridors, leaving you utop your mess of mangled flesh and bone... You really hoped Twilight would forgive you, should she recover from whatever trauma you had inflicted.

You are Anon, passing by another two weeks since you’d been blessed by the flavors of meat. As of right now you had measuring tape wrapped around your shirtless figure. “Hmm... Well dear Anon, it seems you’ve been gaining more muscle!” Rarity announced, since Twilight was too frightened by your presence to evaluate you anymore. Whenever she sees you now pees herself out of reflex, pretty funny sight until you’re teleported to who knows where...

Not to mention that Applejack and Rainbow try to avoid you now. Pinkie does try to keep a straight face talking to you, bless her heart. And Fluttershy, ironically, is pretty unaffected since she’s seen this kind of thing from her own animals. If anything, she’s opened up more to you nowadays!

Then there’s Rarity who, bizarrely enough, treats you just the same as before. Only difference from her and Flutters is you have absolutely no idea why she isn’t afraid. You’ve wanted to ask but... It felt too soon or something? “Something the matter, dear?”

“Huh? No... Well, sorta, but not really.”

“You’re worried about the others, aren’t you.” The tape slithered off your form. “Pay then no mind, dear. I’m sure they will recover and learn to accept you for what you are.” She paused... “Well, poor Twilight is a touch debatable.”

Yeah, no question there. “I guess that’s one thing, but it wasn’t what was bugging me.”

“Whatever troubles you, dear?”

Should you?... Yeah, you decided to man-up and just ask her. “I’m just kinda... Confused. Everyone treats me different now, but you haven’t really... Changed, I guess.” You rub your head awkwardly. “It’s just weird seeing you so fearless after watching me go nuts. Especially after I attacked you, specifically.”

Rarity gave you a curious stare, rolling the tape back up and tucking it away. “Might I show you something, dearie?”

“What would that be?”

She sits down, giving you her neck. “Dig around just a few inches above my shoulder, it should still be there.”

You do as told, moving the fur around until you find... “Is that a bite mark!?”

“Yes, your bite mark.” You have no words, only guilt sinking into your gut. “You even drew blood, believe it or not. I’d never been so scared in all of my life.”

“...I’m so so sorry.” You felt like an animal now, senseless and-

“You assume I hated it?”

...Wait. “Rarity, I bit you!” You protested.

“And...?” You were left dumbfounded. “May I tell you a secret, Anon?” She guided you lower so she could reach and whispered into your ear. “I want you to bite me.”

.......Top ten things that have made you question the minds of women! Numbers 10 through 1, this right fucking here! “Could you... Repeat that.”

“Seeing you rip and tear into your meat like a cold-blooded Predator...” Rarity licked his ear, sending chills and reality-questioning thoughts up his spine. “My heart was pounding so fast, I was so scared I couldn’t move... And it made me so hot.”

This had to be a sick joke. “Rarity-“

She silenced you with a hoof. “Make me your prey... Won’t you?”

Will you, Anon? Will you fullfill the brony stereotype and violently fuck a horse right here and now? “I-I...”

“What if I told you I could cook your precious meat~?”

.........You grabbed her and threw her to the floor, fangs barred and ready to taste pony blood. “You want an animal?”

“Yes! A thousand times yes!!!” Rarity practically begged. “Sink your teeth into me, please!” Going from practically to literally.

You open your mouth wide.

’Chomp!’

Rarity was singing a whale-song of moans, hugging you tight in her hooves as you bit into her neck. You could taste it, the metallic bitterness of fresh blood on your tongue. You didn’t know why but the taste just made you wanna go crazy!

’Chomp!’

So, you took another bite. This time on her shoulder, and much harder. “’Aaaugh! It... It hurts!” She moaned in pain. “Hurts... so good!” She relished in the feeling of vulnerability, fucking loved the thoughts of being used by this beast. “A-Anooon~“ She could feel his nails scratching her up. “I’m so wet.”

“From being bit?... Dirty slut.” His Fingers dug around her hot-pocket, a sensation that so few a pony have ever felt. “You know what that is, Rarity?”

She was panting hard at his fingers. “A... A whorse.” She answered. “A mare that loves being used.”

“That’s right, whorse.” Fuck it, you were getting into this now. Twenty years of no puss was about to come to an end! You pulled out the ol’ willy and made for the marshmallow lips.

“S-SIS!!!” What in the seven circles!?

’Twack!’

A magical bolt strikes you right between the legs, you could hear the sounds of angels crying all around. “Rose... Bud.” You collapse to your side, holding your crotch and holding back the tears.

“Take that, monster!” Guess that dry-spell’s gonna last a while longer now that Rarity’s little sis might’ve mutilated your genitals. “What did he do!? Wh-Where’s all the blood coming from!?”

If you weren’t chased out of town for biting the Element of Generosity twice today...

You wondered briefly if Luna would take you in given enough begging.

“Sweetie Bell, it’s just hoof-polish!” Rarity comes in for the save! “Anon spilled it on my And was trying to clean it up!”

..... “Ohhhhh!” She actually fucking bought it. “So that’s why you said you were wet!” You could only imagine the blush Rarity had, since you couldn’t move to see for yourself.

“Yes, q-quite...” You felt a hoof on your shoulder. “I’m so very sorry for Sweetie’s actions, Anonymous. Where did the bolt hit?”

“S-someplace... Below the belt.”

“Oh dear, you poor thing.” She leaned in and whispered. ”I’ll make this up to you, I promise.”

Oohohoho, she better.

“Sweetie, I think Anon deserves an apology.”

You sit up, painfully so. “Sorry Mr. Anon...” She looks downward. “I was just protecting Rarity.”

“Don’t... Mention it, kid.” You couldn’t really stay mad at that cute face, despite the throbbing pain. “Just... N-never hit me there again, okay?”

She smiled wide. “I promise!”

She trotted to her room, allowing you to do a goods check. “Ngh... Hurts but nothing’s missing.” You look toward Rarity, who is... Still bleeding pretty badly. “Sooo... That happened.”

“Yes... Yes it did.”

Awkward silence..... Painfully awkward, at that. “...Let’s get those wounds treated.” You manage to get to your feet, ignoring the pain. “I owe you that much.”

“...Yes.” She managed a smile. “Is your... Injury okay?”

“Yeah, I’ll live.”

The two of you silently made for the kitchen, where the medical stuff was kept. You chucked down some pain killers (thank god those existed here) and began treating Rarity’s marks. “...I’m sorry.” Rarity finally spoke.

“For what?”

“For... Being so forward.” She blushed. “Not even a single date and I’m all over you... Even highschool fillies have more restraint than me.”

“It was the heat of the moment, don’t worry.” He finished dressing her marks, only took some wraps to stop the blood. “Still, I’m pretty shocked you’d go for a ‘weirdo’ like me.”

“Why would you think that?” She asked. “You’re a nice enough boy.”

“I’m not exactly a pony.”

Rarity just gave you a weird look. “What does that matter?” And you gave the look right back. “Darling, I’ve dated other species before when I was younger. It isn’t uncommon in our world.”

“Oh... Right.” C’mon, ask her you pussy! Be a man and play your roll as stereotype horse-fucker! “Would you... Wanna date, then?”

“Oh? After being fangs-deep in my delicate fur?” Rarity teased you with a light hit on your arm. “Such a barbarian.”

“Last I remember you were begging for it.” You shot back.

“Then humans must have terrible memories.”

“...Yeah, guess we do.” You decided to let her have this one, which was rewarded with a peck in your cheek, something you haven’t had in a looong time... Felt pretty nice, admittedly. “Should I pick you up tonight?”

“I’d love it if you did.” You didn’t really know why, but you were... Pretty excited to date this little pony.

Yeah, it may be beastiality but... No, actually, yeah. Still pretty weird in your eyes, but you were willing to give it a shot. I mean, you’ve been magic-blasted in the balls by a small Unicorn today. Maybe the chances of finding love in Equestria isn’t that far off.

You get up t- “AH!” And you sit back down, holding your groin in pain. “Ow...”

Rarity looked concerned. “How about we hold it for next week so you may heal.”

You nod. “Good idea...” With the assistance of your new potential marefriend, you make it to your feet. “Hey... Were you bluffing about knowing how to cook meat?”

Her eyes widen. “Um... I don’t remember saying anything about that, dear.” Dirty little liar. “Maybe, should a few dates go by well, I could get the knowledge from Princess Luna?”

“...Sure, that sounds good.” Likely gonna be the best deal you’re gonna get in horse land as is. “I’ll... Ask you out again after I’ve healed.”

“And I’ll be waiting for you, darling.” She blew a kiss as you walked out. “Take care~!”

You waved her off like an idiot, heading back home. Today was arguably a pretty okay day...

Author's Note

Might make more, probably sex stuff and meat.

There will always be meat.

The Best Beefcakes are Green

Author's Note

Here’s the sin I considered making, hope you like Joestar Anon!

The Best Beefcakes are Green

“Twenty-six!... Twenty-seven!... Twenty-eight!” Sweat glistened off of beautifully tones pecks, dripping down the bulging abs of a fucking warrior of a man. “Thirty-three!... Thirty-four!” Big bulging biceps throbbed with wanton power at the strain of this pull-up bar, yet the speed remained constant with little signs of fatigue. The man grit his teeth hard with a growing smile. “Feel it, Anon... Love the pain!” If anything, he was somehow moving faster. “Forty-five! Forty-six! Forty-seven! Forty-eight!” He moved like a train piston. Up and down, up and down, up and down! “Fifty-six! Fifty-seven! Fifty-eight! Fifty-nine!” With one last pull, the man let go of the bar and came crashing into the floor with a room-shaking thump! “Hah! Sixty!” He gave a victory flex, brimming with confidence.

Weighing in at two-hundred and eighty pounds of toned muscle, upper and lower-body, was you... The green-skinned human, Anonymous.

Looking in the fancy gem-lined wall mirror, you stared back at a charismatic smile with some of the beefiest muscles on this side of Equestria. Big Macintosh had stamina but his muscles couldn’t compare, and Iron Will was within reach of your growing strength.

“Oh, darling!” Of course, you had something that those lugs didn’t. “You’re going to come through the floor if you aren’t careful.” You had a beautiful mare, a delicate rose by the name of Rarity.

“Sorry hun, I keep forgetting to move a mattress in here.” She offered you some tea, which you happily took with a kiss for her kindness. “I can go and pick one up on my run, sound good?”

“Definitely. Oh, could you be a dear and go and pick-up Sweetie while you’re out?”

“Sure thing, is she at the school yard?”

She nodded as you handed back the tea cup. “I’ll need to run a few errands while you’re out, so just keep out of trouble until I get back.” She hopped up and pulled you down for a kiss, one that said a lot more than ‘be good, love you’ with that added tongue. “I should mention that Sweetie’s staying the night at Applejack’s.”

“N-... Noted.” Yep, she’s still strong as ever, and you were left metaphorically slapped by her charms. “W-well, I shouldn’t waste too much time.”

“I agree.” She turned to leave with a wink, flanks raised a bit higher than usual.

It was payback time...

’Smack!’

Rarity gasped, nearly dropping the tea cup from her magical grip as a strong hand came down on her white rear. “Oh my~!”

“Remind me, Rare-bear...” You knelt down and pulled her tail a bit, running your fingers up and down her side. You knew her switches well, and you knew just how to press them. “What are you...?”

.....

“I’m...” She whimpered. “I’m the prey.”

You grew an evil smiled, running your hand up her side and over her neck. “I expect you to be a good girl for me, love.” Your fingers met her lips, which she happily licked and sucked. “Can you be a good girl...?”

“Ngh... Mm~.” She didn’t wanna let go of your fingers to respond, so out of irritation you yanked her tail. “Mmh~!”

“Do not make me repeat myself.” You stated calmly, but very firmly. “Answer me.”

Her hind legs were quivering, tears rolling down her eyes as Anon grew rougher with his delicate rose. Half of her brain was TV static, the other half was a screaming voice reminding her not to disobey Anonymous. “Mm...Pwah!” She spit out his fingers, panting and blushing a deep red. “I... Ahh~...” She could feel her genitals involuntarily winking, the slimy little droplets of arousal running down her inner thigh. “I... I’ll be a g-good...”

’Smack!’

“GIIIRL~!” Rarity, bless her poor soul, had already failed her word and disobeyed Anon... Right on his good pants, too.

“You... Filthy little-!”

’SMACK!’

She shamefully moaned out her pain-infused pleasure, a guttural cry of submission for everyone to hear. “Ohh Celestia... I’m sorry~!”

.....

“Hmph...” Anon let go of her tail, her legs wobbled but held her balance despite the abuse. “Be a good girl from now on, okay hun?” You gave her a kiss on the cheek and followed up with one last thing. “Don’t you dare touch yourself, either.”

“Y-... Yes.” She answered, still recovering from everything. “I’ll be a good girl from now on.”

You smiled, appeased but not quite satisfied. “Prove it.” You pointed to the stain on your pants... Rarity blushed, but nodded and began licking at the stain. “Yeah, that’s a good girl...” You gently pet her, forcing a deeper blush from her. She was such a cute thing, so fun to play with...

Still, as much as you’d like rewarding her, you had things to do and fillies to escort. “That’s enough, my lovely.” She looked up at you and wined a bit, but a glare quickly shut her up. “Sweetie isn’t gonna escort herself, Celestia knows she likes to wander.”

“R-right, of course.” Unsatisfied and abused, Rarity cleaned herself up while you put on a tank top and grabbed your wallet. She saw you out the door with a kiss goodbye and a few whispered words. “I promise I’ll be a good girl while you’re out.~”

“You better be.” You whispered back, kissing her cheek and waving goodbye. “I’ll be back soon!” Now, with that out of the way, you got your mind focused back on the day’s chores.

First stop, Sweetie Belle...

“Sis, why’re you shakin’ so bad?” Applebloom asked, as both Applejack and Big Macintosh followed close to her. “Anon’s a real nice guy! He won’t never hurt me!”

“Now I... T-told ya a hundred times!” She was quite pale, despite her stubbornness granting her a sort of false courage. “That big, burly ‘Nonymous is a carnivore!”

“Nuh-uh, Anon’s an Omni... Om-nah-vore!” She corrected, sorta. “Tell ‘er Bro!”

He just nodded silently.

“C-call ‘em whatever ya want, I know what I seen that day.” She stared a thousand-yard gaze. “Ah still get nightmares ‘bout it...”

.....

“Ah gotta say, dat Anonymous fellow’s got you pretty wound up.” Big Mac pointed out.

She just huffed, straightening her hat. “Ya think?”

“Hey now, no need fer sass.” He scolded. “I’d also like to say, Applebloom...” He looked over at the big oak-tree library in the far distance. “Yer sis could be in... A lot worse shape.”

The three of them looked at the large tree, an ominous cloud seeming to hang over it. “Yeah... Ah suppose I could be.” Applejack added. “So just... Bear with me, alright? It’s really tough facin’ Anon after all this time.”

Applebloom smiled. “I promise, he’s harmless! He gives me an’ Sweetie shoulder-rides sometimes!”

Applejack smiled back, thinking of the trouble these fillies probably cause him. “Speakin’ of, where is Sweetie Belle?”

Applebloom looked around, until she spotted an enormous green man with a small filly beside him. “Nonny!”

Applejack’s eyes met the man of muscle himself, and she could feel what little confidence she built up deflate like a sad balloon. “Oh... O-Oh mah stars.” Had she been able to, she would’ve peed on the spot. “Why’s he s-so... S-s-so...”

.....

“Big?” Big Mac finished. “I told ya before, the fellow’s been workin’ out.” He looked back down at her, only to find a dust cloud in her shape slowly vanishing in the wind. “...Hm.” He slowly walked over to you, greeting with a nod. “Been a while, Anon.”

“Oh, how’s it going Big Mac?” You greeted back.

“Oh, same ol’ same ol’.” He replied. “Applejack was s’pose to be here, but she done turn tail before ya arrived.”

“Still scared, huh?” Yeah, you couldn’t really blame her too much. Not after what she saw from you. “You here to take the two?”

“Eeyup.” He answered. “C’mon Sweetie.”

She was happy as ever, leaving your side to go to Big Mac’s. “Buh-bye, Nonny! Love you!”

“Love you too, Sweetie! You better behave yourself while you’re up at the barn!” She stuck her tongue out at you, running off to join Applebloom. “Well, that’s one thing off my list...”

With nothing else to do you turned and began jogging once again. “Now I just need a mattress and-“

“SURPRISE CUPCAKE!” A pink hoof hit your open mouth dead-center, sweetness and icing dancing around your tongue. “Critical hit!” Pinkie cheered, you played along and gave her a thumbs up.

After you swallowed the treat you smiled down at her. “Good to see you too, Pinkie.” The town was always brighter when she was around, she never looked at you with fear or anger even after the whole ‘meat-eater’ thing. “So what’s-“ She hunkered down right in front of your feet. “Huh?” Granted, Pinkie confusing you isn’t anything-

“Rainbooow-!” Before you could turn an unknown force hit you right in the back. “KICK!” You were forced forward, tripping over Pinkie’s body. You came crashing down with a town-shaking thud.

.....

“I think... I could feel something that time.” This was followed by a frustrated groan, and Pinkie’s nearby giggling. “Sorry Rainbow, no dice this time.”

“Dude, what the hay are you made of?” She landed beside you, poking at your muscle-packed arm as you were getting up. “That was like, a twenty-foot dive-kick!”

“I’ve wrestled Shy’s bear before, you’re gonna have to go higher.” You bragged, pounding on your chest with a fist. “Say, you got any training mats or something like that? Rare-bear’s afraid I’m gonna fall through her ceiling when I’m making gains.”

She pondered a bit, squinting her eyes in thought. “Um... Yeah, I think I got something.” She answered. “But I don’t think it’ll help since you’re, like, a shaved gorilla.”

“Okay, that stings.” You told her, just the slightest bit offended. “But you got a point, just gotta go buy a mattress.”

“Good luck muscle-head, I gotta go babysit clouds.” She took off with a leap and a beat of her wings. “I’ll call you when I need a wall for crash-practice!”

Yep, a real charmer, that one. But at least she isn’t avoiding you anymore. “I should get going, Pinkie. Love to hang out sometime.”

She didn’t respond, she was scrunching hard in what you assumed was deep thought.

.....

You stared, expecting some sort of light bulb to pop up above her head. After a few more seconds of nothing you simply decided to wave goodbye. “Catch you... Later?”

.....

Riiight... To the furniture store! Pretty sure they sold mattresses.

(Later)

After a long search for the actual mattress store, good cardio, and you single-handedly carrying a mattress across town; you were officially wiped. But home was within sight, and if your nose was correct you could smell something cooking from behind those doors. “Praise the good lord...” You opened the door and set the mattress down, but no Rarity was in sight. “Weird.” You shrugged and lugged the mattress up the stairs, opening the door to your little work-out room and setting it down on the floor. “Ahh... Good hustle, Anon!”

Then, a peculiar smell hooked your nostrils and turned you toward the door. “Ohh... Mmm~.” You could never, ever mistake it. Not in a million year. It intoxicated you like a Siren’s voice, beckoning you with cartoonish steam-formed fingers. “So... Hungry.”

You were hypnotized, moving with dragging feet out into the hall and into Rarity’s room. The sharp smell of expensive perfume was enough to snap you back into reality. “Wha... Rare-bear’s room?” Light shuffling could be heard from inside.

.....

You grabbed the knob and turned it, mind running wild with what she was possibly doing. You saw a meal, plates of various cooked meats splayed out in front of you.

Then there was Rarity, hooves bound together by tight leather belts and blind-folded, a slobbery red ball-gag wedges between her teeth. “Ngh... Nnh~!” She squirmed, likely trying to signal something.

“This... Did you...?” She blushed, nodding lightly. “My, my...” The sinful thoughts were starting to corrupt you. “You’ve definitely earned a reward for being so good.” You set the food on a nearby dresser, you’d tear into those later. You loosened the bonds keeping her hind legs together and spread them out. “Would you like that, hun?”

“Nngh! Mhmm!” She nodded, arching her back a bit.

“That’s a good toy...” You pinched her stuff little teats, making her bite the gag harder as a muffled cry was forced from her. “I’m so lucky to have such a kind-hearted mare.” You leaned down and kissed her cheek, you could feel her fidgeting as you relentlessly teased her. “Let’s go a bit lower now...” You went down her waist and found the pot at the end of the rainbow, already so moist and warm with need. “You love my fingers, don’t you...” You rubbed and pinched her engorged cherry, she was moaning so softly with slobber dripping onto the sheets. “...You won’t answer?” Her disobedience was met with a forceful pull on her clit, she cried out in shock and pain.

“Nngh! Nhnn! Nhnn!” She desperately nodded in agreement.

“See? That wasn’t so hard...” You began rubbing her again, this time with a little more adventure in mind. “Can you handle more?”

She nodded, until your fingers came across her tight little love-hole. Prodding it made her hips buck, she shook her head with a throbbing vagina and muffled warnings.

“So you’re that close...?” She nodded, despite the nagging desire. “Thank you very much for telling me.” You decided to leave her legs free, grabbing a bottle of Griffin-imported A1 sauce from the dresser. “Are you afraid of getting your fur dirty?”

She was hesitant for a few seconds, but shook her head no.

“So brave...” You popped the bottle open, getting a little taste of it for yourself. It was still cold, with the tangy and sweet-ish signature flavor that reminded you of blood and steak. You held the bottle onto her nose, she gagged a bit but... Even she seemed to be put into a sort of euphoria from it.

Or perhaps it was so pungent to her that it was making her physically sick.

...Either way, the key was letting her know what was about to happen. “It’s a little cold, baby...” You started with her neck, she gasped with a shiver but slowly adjusted as it oozed down her fur. “That’s it...” You crawled over her prone body and started licking it off of her, adding in playful bites and tugs with your teeth. Her blush was adorable, and the noises she was making were so bloody sexy...

’Chomp!’

“Nngh!” Rarity squirmed, likely in pain from the sharp bite Anon gave her. Her heart was beating so fast, fear was dominating her mind. She was a sheep in the jaws of a hungry wolf...

You could taste blood, the bitterness and taste of iron assaulting your tongue. It was driving you wild, like a blood-lusted shark! “The predator’s getting rough now...” You threw off your pants, pressing your throbbing dick in your blinded prey’s face. The noises and cute squirming said she wanted it, and she wanted it bad.

But no... You ripped the ball gag off, allowing her to speak. “Gah~! Haah! You senseless... Animal~!” You locked lips with her, fighting her tongue for dominance and feeling hers fight back just as desperately. Her unbound legs hugged yours, grinding her sex against your muscly thigh. ”Mm~! Nnh Mmmph~!”

You pulled her away, giving her bottom lip a love bite before backing off. “I love you so much, Rare-bear.” She responded with attacking your mouth once again, redoubling her efforts.

She pulled away after another minute of this and practically begged. “I need it, Anon... I’ve been such a good girl.”

She has, that you cannot deny... “Alright hun, you’ve earned it.” You grabbed her flanks with a tight squeeze, dragging her ass over so you could take what was yours. “Mm, yes~.” You grabbed her tail and sank your cock into a hot, throbbing slit of warmth.

“Oh Celestia~!” She was overcome by the penetration, arching her back hard with a tongue lulled out. “Ahh... Haah~!” The pulling of her precious tail was what topped this cake of lust, a cake she shamelessly engorged as you were pounding her senseless. ”Deeper! R-Rougher~!”

“Oh god... You’re so fucking hot.” You plowed deeper, hips slamming into her flanks hard enough to bruise. “You’re mine! You’re my horny little breeding horse!”

“Yes~! I’m a filthy baby-maker!” Anon out-right pinned her to the bed by her neck, squeezing down on her as he pulled her tail up. “S-so rough... I’m too delicate~!” An eye was poking out from the loose blind, it was rolled up straight to the heavens. “A-An... Anon...!” She spoke, panting harder. “I’m going... T-to...!” Anon licked up her ear, sending quakes through her spine. He wasn’t showing any signs of slowing down. “C-... Close...!” She warned, clenching her eye shut.

“Do it.” He nibbled on her ear, Rarity bit her lip hard enough to bleed. She stuffed her face in the sheets and fucking screamed, her pussy pulsing and squeezing on Anon’s girth as her heart was gushing with electric pleasure.

The sheets under them were soaked through with her juices, with semen leaking out from their connected genitals. She could feel it, too. The pulsing and throbbing as she was filled with warmth, tickling her from the bottom of her heart.

The two love birds finally calmed down, Rarity a tangy, slightly bloody mess and you feeling more manly than any amount of muscles could grant. “Oh god... That was fan...tastic.” You collapsed, landing next to Rarity. “I didn’t hurt you too bad... Did I?”

She didn’t answer, instead snuggling into your burly chest and licking you. “I just hope I don’t smell too horribly tomorrow.”

You smiled, hugging her close. “Nothing will compare to that meat when it goes bad in the morning.”

.....

“I’ll go throw it away.”

“Please, burn it.” Rarity added/begged. “Trash bags won’t ever contain such an awful smell.”

“I’ll see what I can do.” You got up, making yourself decent and grabbing the plates, taking them out to the kitchen. “What a waste...” You looked down, taking a bite from what you could assume was pork. “Mm, she’s definitely getting better.” You glanced at the window, seeing... What looked like a shadowy blur dart off from the other side. “The hell?” You went to the window and looked around, finding nothing but the night sky and the silhouettes of other houses.

.....

“Must be an animal.” You lost interest pretty quick, back to biting chunks out of the pork. “I’ll eat the rest and hit the sack.”

Fear...

Ever since that day, ever since poor Twilight bore her eyes on the carnage of a hungry human, fear has haunted her like a vengeful spirit. “That... Monster.” Twilight was here once again, at the dead of night, facing the fear that plagued her. “D-did he see me?” Constant ‘what if’ questions and scenarios played in her mind like a marathon; each one a generic horror-flick where she was caught...

Most ended with her cornered by a deranged human, forcefully pinned down, and...

And...

.....

“Trapped.” Twilight panted softly, feeling herself blush from behind Rarity’s garbage can. “N-no...” She whimpered, the graphic details playing in her head sending her into a masochistic euphoria. “Don’t eat... D-don’t eat me.” She begged the rabid human in her mind, hoof traveling a bit too low for a family-friendly rating...

Eeyup, Twilight’s a complicated individual.

“What are you...” Her hoof brushed over the purple bump, eyes clenching shut as she delved into her twisted fantasy. “Not... There~!” She covered her mouth with her free hoof, face turning beet-red as she massaged and rubbed her teat. “Dirty... Shameless brute~.” She was biting her wrist now, feeling her nipples harden and grow with the passing seconds. She lay against the boutique and slouched with her hind legs raised, imagining human hands on her prone, exposed body. ”I’ll scream...!” Yet the imaginary hands continued to feel her; cupping her cheek with a faux gentleness, rubbing along her flank, dragging up her back and running fingers through her mane...

Those perverse, powerful fingers.

“I’m... G-gonna scream!” She quietly threatened, her heart racing as she felt arousal dripping down to her tail. She teased her inner thigh, tracing around the purple lips just as her imaginary assailant did. “I’m...!” The nonexistent tongue licking up her neck sent shivers through her. “N-... N-Ngh~!” The nibbling teeth, the feral breathing against her neck... It made her so bloody wet

“Please...” She begged, breathless and dripping. “Just let me live... I’ll do anything.” Ohh, the thoughts and scenarios swimming through that mind. “Y-yes... Anything.” Her hoof slowly rubbed up and down the purple slit, goosebumps chilling her skin. “Ahh~... A-any...thing!”

The window above her flashed with light, she gasped with surprise and quickly ceased her sinful acts.

.....

She, oh so slowly, took a risky peak into the window above. “Is he...?” What she saw was absolutely horrific. “H-...H-Human.” There he was once again, completely shirtless in all of his muscle-packed glory. “Anon...” She was utterly terrified, yet she nearly moaned his name. “You powerful... D-dangerous...” Her tail twitched, light drips patting the ground between her hind legs. “Ngh~... Oh Celestia.” She watched Anon with a fearful pit in her gut, a plate in his hands with a slab of cooked meat. “N-no...” She watched him open his mouth, trembling at the sight of those teeth. “Anything but that... Please.” She watched him bite into the meat, ripping it up one bite after another like a starved wolf.

Twilight, in front of god and everybody, jilled her clit like she was rubbing a Genie out of it. “Bite me... M-Make me bleed.” She whimpered in her lust, her single eye staring mad from the lower-left corner of the window. “Pull my tail, sink your fangs into my fur, lick my blood and...!” Her magic formed around the base of her tail, pulling it with a painful force. “C-... Call me a dirty horse~!” The human was pinning her down and absolutely plowing her in her head, hell-bent on breaking her pony pussy with an eight-inch, apparently barbed cock.

.....

She didn’t know what human cock looked like.

“Almost...” She could almost feel it scraping her insides, the throbbing and twitching tip pecking against her cervix over and over. ”A-Anon... Cum inside me.” She was trembling bad, her pussy soaked and convulsing for a nonexistent human dick. “Breed me like your wife in heat... D-do it!” Human cock kissed her pony cervix, filling her deepest parts with thick human seed.

Twilight shamelessly came, biting her hoof to muffle her squeals as she soaked the dirt behind her in girl goo. The only thoughts running through her mind were the images of her uterus being violated by human sperm, along with the mind-melting warmth of fertilized eggs (or rather the delusions of such).

Soon after the euphoria of this sick mare passed, reality hit her like a brick. “Oh Celestia.” She managed to build up enough strength to flee with her shame, but not without emptiness in her heart. “Stupid... Human.” She slowed, looking back to see the window was dark once again... Tears threatened to escape her, but she held it in with a hard sniffle. “I’m sorry for being so afraid.” With that, she continued forward once again...

She hoped, maybe one fateful day, that she could learn to talk to you again.

She also hoped, somewhere in a more spiteful area of her mind, that Rarity would get kidnapped by Diamond Dogs and be turned into their breeding sow.