Twilight's Evil Detector

Meanwhile in another universe, in which Equestria was a very different place. The land in general was coated in black volcanic rock and the sky was the color of blood... red. Volcanoes were a common sight in this Equestria, which were gently pouring out lava in a continuous stream, forming great rivers of molten rock. Despite the hellish landscape, life still seemed to exist. There were forests with blood red leaves, and farms, towns and villages across the land.

A particularly large volcano was in the middle of Equestria. A huge, evil looking black stone castle stood near the peak of the volcano. Sharp spikes protruded along the crenelations of the castle. The guards ponies of this universe consisted of them wearing heavy plate, black armor, covered in small spikes. They were armed with black halberds instead of spears. The helmet they wore over their head was in the shape of a pony’s skull and it had glowing red eyes.

Within the conference room of the castle Queen Twilight Sparkle’s loyal allies (except for Spike, he was off doing something, nothing important) awaited patiently for her to announce her latest invention, while they sat around a black stone table, with a glowing red map of Equestria.

You were sat on Spike’s chair at the conference table, dressed in a finely polished, black heavy plate armor. Rainbow Dash was sat nearby on your right flank. Followed by; Pinkie Pie, Starlight, Rarity, Applejack. And then finally Fluttershy, who was sat on your left side. Each of your allies were battle scarred, and wore heavy plate armor.

Just in front of Twilight’s seat on the opposite side of the conference table to you was what appeared to be a small, soccer ball like object covered in a black sheet.

“We should be killing our enemies! Not sitting around here doing nothing.” complained Rainbow.

“Fear not, she will be here in exactly one second.” said Pinkie Pie with a jamaican man’s accent for some reason.

Everyone turned around as there came a ‘whoosh’ sound when an automatic, black steel door slid open to reveal none other than Queen Twilight Sparkle, who was wearing a white lab coat.

"Bad NEWS, EVERYPONY!” shouted Princess Twilight, trotting in with her two front hooves raised high in the air for a brief moment. “I’m about to announce my latest invention.”

“Well duh.” said Rainbow.

Twilight growled at Rainbow, but still made her way to sit down on her seat at the conference table.

“So, what is that you have made?” you inquired.

“The Good Detector!” shouted Twilight, dramatically pulling away the sheet in front of her to reveal a black crystal ball.

Everyone gasped in shock.

“How does this device work?” you asked.

“You touch it and it will flash either red or blue. Red for evil, blue for good.” Twilight touched it with her hoof, and the device responded by flashing red for a brief moment.

Twilight passed the device along to Rarity, who then passed it on to Starlight, who in turn past it to Pinkie Pie, and then Rainbow Dash. All of which the device flashed red for them.

Now, it was your turn. You reached your right hand out, meeting a chilling coldness upon contact with the device. The device reacted to your touch with a lovely flash of blue.

Everypony gasped in shock.

“No! It can’t be!” you shouted.

“HERESY!” screamed Rarity.

“This cannot be!” shouted Twilight.

“Ah’ll go get the executioner sword.” said Applejack.

“Nooooo!” shouted Rainbow, Starlight, Pinkie Pie, and Fluttershy.

All four mares jumped to your side of the table in your defense.

“Lies! Anon is brave and true!” shouted Rainbow.

“Indeed.” said Starlight.

“Anon isn’t good! My Good Sense would of told me otherwise by now!” said Pinkie.

“Anon is very helpful with my animals in my butcher shop. He can’t be good! Plus I love his big penis.” said Fluttershy.

Twilight herself then jumped to your side.

“My device must not be working properly. I don’t think you’re good either Anon.”

“You are forgiven, I trust this was a mistake on your part.” you said softly, leaning over her to give her a tender kiss on the cheek.

"Oh, you're welcome." she said, blushing from your loving kiss.

Rarity stood up, pointing a hoof at you threateningly. “You have corrupted them! You must be working with the good Princess Chrysalis!”

“I have no idea what you’re talking about.” you said angrily.

“Anon, ya have took each one of these mares under the blacksmith of yours. Of course, they are corrupted.” said Applejack.

“My blacksmith has crafted many a fine weapon for Equestria. So, what if I have sex with my allies while we craft weapons together?”

“Yes, ya have made some nice weapons for Equestria. But ya got godlike sexual endurance and have a penis even bigger than mah big brother’s big penis.”

“Yeah, but I only got that good since Twilight… the only pony I consider a friend took pity on me and showed me mercy when I first came here. When I was about to be executed by you she saved me and magically gave me a big penis to fuck big fat pony butts.”

“Oh Anon, you’re my friend too. I am going to grant you immortality.” said Twilight with tears of joy in her eyes.

”You won’t get away with this Anon! Just wait until all the other Queens hear about this!” shouted Rarity, pointing her hoof at you.

There came a ‘whoosh’ as Daybreaker, Nightmare Moon, and Queen Cadence stepped through the automatic steel door behind them.

“WE STAND WITH ANON!” boomed Nightmare Moon.

“So do I.” said Daybreaker.

“Anon is too good at sex to be good.” said Queen Cadence.

“Oh no, Equestria is doomed!" Rarity screamed.

“Rarity, have I not proven my loyalty to Equestria?”

“No, ya have not! Ya have turned Queen Twilight Sparkle soft. She never showed mercy to anyone before ya came here!”

Daybreaker sighed deeply. “Applejack, even I have shown mercy from time to time. Us ponies are not completely evil. I could, if I wanted to destroy all life on this planet. But… some of you are my friends. I am not totally heartless.”

“But… but Daybreaker.” Applejack said in a low voice, trembling.

“We suggest you give Anon an apology blowjob or I shall throw thee into a volcano.” said Nightmare Moon, taking a step toward her.

Applejack tossed a sack of bits on the table. “I plead for your forgiveness.” she said, looking at you with bedroom eyes.

“I want an apology hug instead of a blowjob.” you said softly.

Rarity gasped in horror. “An apology hug instead of an apology blowjob?! That’s heresy! Applejack?! Please, don’t do this!”

“Look Rarity, clearly Anon is unstoppable.”

“How so?”

“Anon is too powerful. He has slept with almost every mare in Equestria. So, he’s our new overlord whether we like it or not. Just look at him.”

Rarity looked over to see Anon petting Daybraker’s mane, despite her mane being made of fire his hand didn’t catch on fire. Daybraker moaned softly as he petted her.

“Anon, I’m sorry too.” Rarity said, giving you pleading doggy eyes.

“If you give me an apology hug all shall be forgiven.” you said softly, beckoning her over.

“Yes, my overlord.” she said, bowing deeply before you.