The Joy of New Experiences
The door to the bedroom opened. In unenergetically walked a unicorn who, at the first possible opportunity, slammed the door shut, sat on the floor, and sighed.
"Shining, is that you?" A voice rang from the bathroom.
"It sure is," Shining said with all the fake vigor he could muster. "It's me. The guy who can't lead a trade negotiation to save his Celestia-forsaken life."
Cadance's head peeked out from the bathroom. "Celestia-forsaken? She is your aunt, you know."
"In-law."
"It counts." She exited the bathroom with a freshened-up air about herself. "Is that all that was wrong with your day, Mr. Whining Armor?"
"I'm not really in a teasing mood," he replied, "but no. I also stubbed my hoof on the way in."
"Aw," Cadance said, walking up to Shining and wrapping him in a one-leg hug. "Poor baby. Maybe we should outlaw doorframes."
"You're really leaning into this tonight, huh?"
"Oh, don't pretend you don't like it."
"I guess I can't," Shining said, reaching up and meeting her hoof with his own. He couldnt help but snrk a bit. "You have weird ways of cheering me up sometimes."
"Hey, as long as it works," Cadance said as she stroked his cheek a bit. "It's not the weirdest way I've done it."
"What was, then?" Shining took a second before he remembered. "Oh. Right. That. You still have that thing laying around, don't you?"
"Oh, I certainly do," Cadance said. She walked over to her nightstand and opened the drawer, pulling out a long, hard-to-make-out object.
"Wow." Shining stood there in shock. "That's... deeper than I remember."
"Maybe if you're a good boy with this tonight, I'll do that thing you really like..."
That caught Shining's attention. "That thing?!"
"Yes, that thing. But first, you have to come over here. And take that armor off."
Shining obediently let his armor clang to the floor and walked up, getting a better look at the object's girthy length. "Where did you get this, again? Whatever it's called?"
"You'd be surprised what kind of neat toys you can find in the... seedier areas of Canterlot," Cadance said, giggling a little. "Now, lay back on the bed. I'll take care of all your worries. You just try to relax."
Shining nodded and did as he was told, exposing his member and clearly telling Cadance he was more than ready. Cadance took the object and levitated it to Shining's cock, taking pleasure in his light moan as it tightly engulfed the full shaft. She laid next to him, wrapped her legs around him in a tight snuggle, and started moving it up and down. "I'm surprised you can fit into it so easily," said Cadance, giving him a brief kiss on the cheek. "It's not like you're small or anything."
"Ah... oh, you..." Shining tried to respond while focusing on the immense pleasure. "Why are you so perfect...?"
Cadance smiled and sped up her stroking, getting him ever closer to finishing. "Don't worry, we're not done yet."
"Oh, Celestia..."
"Hey, that's not my name," Cadance said playfully. "Don't tell me you're thinking of her." Shining felt the grip on his shaft tighten.
"Oh... oh, Cadance..."
"That's better." Cadance gave him a quick peck on the lips.
That singular action pulled the trigger on Shining's orgasm, his mind going ballistic with pleasure as he shot his load inside. Shining's legs stretched out for a minute before he relaxed his muscles, melting into the bed.
"There you go," said Cadance. "Just like your fantasy in those naughty magazines you keep reading."
"You... found those?"
"Well, yeah. I look at them too." Cadance giggled again and ejected Shining's cock. "You know, we should find more toys. I hear muzzles are pretty hot."
"Gosh, maybe." Shining was slowly becoming one with the bed.
"Hey, don't fall asleep yet. We're not done!" Cadance stuck her face over Shining's groin and engulfed it in a pink glow.
"I don't know if that's a good idea, Cadance," said Shining. "I don't know if I have any ammo left."
Wordlessly, Cadance let her spell finish, and Shining's dick popped back up, locked and loaded.
"Oh. That spell."
Cadance pounced on top of Shining, tackling him onto the bed. "Now, are you ready for that thing you like?"
"Yes ma'am!" Shining quickly spat out as his balls hardened in anticipation.
Cadance met Shining's lips with her own, pushing their tongues tightly together as she pressed him into the bed. She wrapped one leg around him, making sure he couldn't escape. She started grinding against him, moving up and down his shaft yet not quite putting it in.
All Shining could do was let out a small "mmf".
Cadance broke the kiss, brought one of her hooves, brought it to Shining's chest, and, finding his nipple within the fur, started rubbing it gently, noticing him make little inadvertent giggles from the tickling sensation. She couldn't help but laugh a little herself, seeing the milk emit from his nipples as she did so.
At the same time, she stuck her mouth on his horn, sucking it off gently yet firmly. She worked her tongue around each little imperfection, moving her mouth up and down the entire length. She said random french words she knew since she thought it sounded sexy. She smoked a cigarette in a seductive manner. She grabbed his knees and started rubbing the sexual parts of those. Shining went cross-eyed, not knowing what to focus on. Cadance used another hoof to gently stroke Shining's cheek and keep him grounded, not wanting to lose him to the sea of pleasure. She paused for a moment to say "Enjoying yourself?"
"Yes..." Shining was breathing heavily.
Cadance quickly resumed sucking his horn. She knew it was time for the big finish. She pulled out every single stop, taking every avenue she possibly could to pleasure him. She magically grabbed hold of his erect balls, massaging them while repeatedly smacking her thighs against his cock. She grabbed his tail and pulled, causing him to inadvertently make donkey noises. She told him that she'd already filed his taxes early this year, so he didn't have to do it. Every action was one more step towards the orgasm of Shining's life.
Finally, Shining felt it. "Oh, gosh, Cadance, I'm going to ejaculate semen out of my reproductive organ!"
Cadance quickly grabbed the object from before and SLAMMED it onto his cock fast as a speeding bullet, letting Shining shoot his load into its barrel. Cadance kept going up and down with it until Shining was spent, and she pulled it off his cock, letting the now-loaded barrel drip all over him.
"Good boy..." Cadance said as she tossed it onto the bed. "How-" BANG!
Shining and Cadance screamed and, in sheer knee-jerk reaction, kicked the object up into the air, where it hit the ceiling and made another BANG! It fell toward Shining, who had the same reaction, attempting to smack it away from himself, but only ended up knocking it toward the near wall, where it yet again collided, made a BANG! and headed toward Cadance. This cycle continued about twenty-seven more times until the object finally fell to the ground decidedly lacking a "bang".
The two looked at it on the floor for a moment before one finally spoke up. "Uh, Cadance?" Shining asked. "What did you say that thing was called?"
"And that," Cadance explained to the shady back-alley pony, "is why we would like to request a refund on this toy. It's just too... exotic for us."
Shining didn't say anything, but nodded in agreement and possible traumatization.
The pony looked at the defiled thing Cadance was trying to hand to him, and looked back up at her, straight in the eyes.
"Lady, why are you sticking his dick in an M16 assault rifle?"
