"Would somepony like to come up and solve this equation for x?" Twilight asked.
"The only thing Twilight knows how to solve is the equation to Shining Armor's dick," Scootaloo whispered, prompting a giggle from Sweetie Belle and Apple Bloom.
"Ahem!" All three crusaders jumped as Twilight suddenly appeared behind them.
"Hey, no fair!" whined Apple Bloom. "Ya don't see us using magic and teleportin' all over the classroom like that."
Twilight rolled her eyes. "If you haven't noticed, that's because you don't have a horn, Apple Bloom." She leaned in closer so that only the three filly friends could hear her. "And for the record, Shining and I have never had sex!"
"But his penis was all the way down your throat," said Scootaloo, scratching her head.
Twilight's eyes widened and her gaze traveled wildly around the room. "Exactly, that's not sex. Now shut up you little fucker." Scootaloo yelped in pain as Twilight smacked her in the back of the head with an open hoof before returning to her spot at the front of the room. The princess stood tall as she once again grasped a piece of chalk with her magic, pointing to the board. "As I was saying, this is basic algebra. 5x here implies the multiplication of five and x!"
"Ah bet Twilight and Shining were multiplying together in her room last night," Apple Bloom said to her friends, who tried to muffle their laughter and the silly grins on their faces. Unfortunately, Twilight heard them and her eyes glowed with annoyance, though she ignored her. She cleared her throat, and its meaning was not lost on the three crusaders.
"Are there any questions?" Twilight asked with a smile. When it came to math, she was more than happy to help. The feeling she got from helping somepony else was almost as good as the feeling of Shining Armor's dick inside her tight pussy when they had sex in her castle. To Twilight's surprise, Scootaloo raised her hoof with a thoughtful look on her face. I knew they would come around. "Yes, Scootaloo?" she said enthusiastically.
A smirk suddenly crossed the pegasus's features. "Um, how the fuck does this shit teach us about friendship?" she asked, barely holding back a giggle as she looked to the other crusaders, their heads covered and bodies shaking from laughter. Twilight nearly screamed in frustration as the class began chattering, some students even agreeing with Scootaloo's statement. It was chaos.
That's enough."Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo, may I talk to you in the hallway for a moment?" Twilight asked, though her eyes told them it was more of a command. The three fillies shrugged, though Sweetie Belle glared at her friends in annoyance that they'd gotten her caught up in this whole thing. When they were finally in the hallway, Twilight slammed her hoof into the wall, leaving a hoofprint in the hard stone. The crusaders turned to one another and gulped, eyes widened as Twilight circled them.
"Do you know why you three are here?" she asked in a low voice, now standing right in front of the crusaders. She looked Scootaloo in the eye, who had the nerve to glare back at her defiantly. "Scootaloo?"
"Y-Yes?" she answered, trying to sound brave and tilting her head up challengingly. Rainbow Dash had told her to stand up for herself because she would always be there to protect her.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID ORANGE CHICKEN WINGED FUCKER!" screamed Twilight, lashing out a hoof. Scootaloo's world spun for a moment and the next thing she knew, she was flat on her back on the ground, her head ringing and vision blurry. She brought a hoof to her cheek and winced at the sting, and she tasted blood in her mouth. Scootaloo's eyes widened in realization. "You... you just hit me," she whispered, feeling something wet fall down her face.
"No duh you motherfucker. I hope it hurts," Twilight replied, kicking the pegasus in the stomach for good measure. The filly moaned in pain.
"I'M TELLING RAINBOW DASH ON YOU!" she screamed as she tried to get up, but before she she get to her hooves, Twilight was upon her quicker than a mare in heat to a stallion's thick cock. To her surprise, Twilight began to laugh.
"I don't think you'll be able to tell Rainbow Dash anything," Twilight twisted Scootaloo's front hoof until she screamed, "because YOU'LL BE FUCKING DEAD YOU SHITTY EXCUSE FOR A PEGASUS. ENJOY TARTARUS YOU MOTHERFUCKER!" With a quick crank, the filly's neck snapped and she lay perfectly still.
Sweetie Belle and Apple Bloom watched it all from the sideline, horrified. "What the fuck bro, let's get out of here," whispered Sweetie Belle. She started creeping to the nearest school exit when Twilight's back was turned, but suddenly Twilight pulled out a gun and shot her through the heart. "WHAT THE FUCK BITCH?" screamed Sweetie Belle, collapsing on the ground. "DID YOU REALLY JUST SHOOT ME? I WAS THE ONLY INNOCENT ONE!"
And then Twilight was on the ground beside her, staring her in the eyes. "I know," she said simply. Sweetie Belle felt rage inside even as her life bled out from her.
"WELL THEN WHY DID YOU FUCKING SHOOT ME YOU LOOSE PUSSIED BROTHER FUCKER!?" Sweetie Belle screamed.
"Because I felt like it?" said Twilight, as though the answer was obvious. "AND DON'T TALK TO ME LIKE THAT YOU STUPID SHIT FOR BRAINS! I'M GOING TO KILL RARITY JUST BECAUSE YOU SAID THAT!"
"N-no, not my sister! I'll do anything, just don't hurt R--" Sweetie Belle's head fell to the ground as Twilight shot her with the gun one more time. Finally, she turned to Apple Bloom... and gave her a high five.
"Good acting, Apple Bloom!" Twilight said cheerfully. The young Apple sister beamed at the praise.
"Thanks, Twilight! Ah was sick of them stupid fucks interruptin' your lesson, so let's get back to class now," she said, heading for the door.
"Oh course! Let's go, Apple Bloom!" With that, Twilight pulled out her gun and shot Apple Bloom in the back, then in the head.
Twilight used her magic to dispose of the bodies and used a memory spell to make Applejack, Rarity, and Rainbow Dash forget all about the fillies and was never bothered in class again
Author's Note
hi everypony im pretty busy learning how to do divison in school these days and i am also learning all 30 US states!!! have a wunderfull day everypony 
