The Grand Atake

Being the first human in equestria has had some ups, and downs overall. The confusion and dismay that Anon creates by simply existing was something he couldn’t control, nor did he want. Regardless of everything that’s happened, clinging on to the ideal that one day he could leave this place, meant something to him. And it meant much more to the Citizens of Equestria that he’s met. And will meet.

“Why do I have to go to a Tailor?” Anon questions as he follows twilight through the Town full of love and rainbows. His arms folded annoyed as his bed hair is ruffled. As she just pulled him out of bed, the morning sun gleams and shines upon the world. The time is around 7 in the morning, granted he wanted to sleep in for today, since his life is completely upside down, arriving in a world full of talking horses. It overlooks them all as Twilight Cheerily informs him of who they’re going to meet.

“Well, I’m sure you’d like some different clothes since you might be here for a while.” She utters as they approach a beautiful store. Granted everything in this world had a quirky color pallet but Anon could at least appreciate what it was trying to do. The Caousel Boutique. Cute name.

“And, who am I going to meet in here?” She utters as the door opens. A Pony with a soft light grey Coat, her eyes a shade of Moderate azure, her curled Mane a beautiful Moderate indigo. She spoke with such a, way that spoke fashion and elegance. Rarity.

“Oh, so this is the Human you talked about this morning Twilight, he’s so Magnifique!” She utters with her purse lipes.

“Oh tu parles francais?” Anon asks as Rarity is surprised, she gleams with a sense of connection as she nods.

“Oui! Oui! je fais!” She says and turns to twilight, her eyes gleaming as she lightly taps her shoulder.

“You did not tell me your friend was so, versatile with his words alone~” she says as Anon picks up on the way the words exited her lips. His focus turns to Twilight as he tilts his head slightly. She whistles away and attempts to change the conversation to take the heat off her.

“So Rarity, I believe Anon here needs measurements for his clothes” she says as Rarity nods Eager to begin.

“Come, come. It will not be long” she trots into the back room. Seeing the mannequins of stallions and mares. Seemingly some ponies wear clothing. Interesting, Anon enters the backroom. The area isn’t crumpled with litter, but it has a few lying strings of material, ranging from cloth to linens to silk. And all in between.

“Now, I have to get your measurements. Your body is, much harder for me to measure effectively due to your, “size”. She utters with a wink. Anons eyes sharpen as he jerks his head back to Twilight as she blushes, looking away as if she’s trying her hardest to not get in trouble. She slowly slips away as Anon stands and extends his arms for the mare to measure him accordingly.

“Mrs Rarity” he asks as she firmly retorts.

“It is simply, Rarity” she says, a bit of, annoyance in her voice.

“Oh, my apologies, I assumed you were, married you seem beautiful enough to be” He says as she can’t help but turn red at the sight as she must keep her professionalism. But he’s definitely becoming a catch Donnie.

“Well, aren’t you the flirt? Twilight told me you were excellent at that” she continues to measure his legs, from the ankle to his thigh. Her tale moving closer and closer. Anon is on full alert as he asks.

“What, what else did Twilight say about me?” He asks as Rarity measures, not taking your question seriously.

“She mostly went on about how different and unique you are. Mostly about the medical exam she made you undergo. I heard it was extensive, but that is all she told me, what, did something happen?~”

“W-what? No, not at all” he replies as Rarity grins deviously. She stops as her horn glows. Writing down the measurements for his attire. Granted the numbers are extreme compared to most. But he could at least fit something in her Boutique. She turns to him, her eyes locked on his as she smirks.

“Since I Have your full attention. I want to know something.” She asks as he nods. Accepting what ever she could ask.

“You slept with her, didn’t you?”

“I. . . Yeah.”
He says, his head low as Rarity grins. Being a very gossipy mare. And with something like this, she cannot help but find so much interest within it.

“ how scandaleux! Twilight sparkle with the new human in Equestria.” She giggles as she motions you to relax.

“I know it’s none of my business, but perhaps you should take it slower? I’m sure we mares are not here just for your pleasure. I know many would agree to “Take it Slow”, perhaps you should, just a thought of course”.

You do as she finishes up the measurements. Leading you out of the backroom. Twilight waiting as she’s reading the newest issue of Ponies and Prejudice.

“Your garments shall be here tomorrow, thank you for bringing your friend here Twilight, a fantastic model” she utters as twilight nods.

“Thank you so much Rarity. I’ll make sure to bring him along tomorrow!”

“Au revoir!”

Twilight and Anon exit as Rarity watches them leave.

“Lucky Mare...” She says with a hint of jealousy and continues her work.

As twilight and Anon stroll the sidewalk. He turns to his friend and asks again.

“So, What now exactly” he asks as she stops and point her hoof to a farm overlooked by the position they’re in. A large amount of trees can be seen faintly from the position.

“That’s our next stop, Apple Acres”

End of chapter five.

And yes, I do name my chapters after fall out boy songs.