The Grand Atake

by Ornii

Rating: mature
Tags: Violence, Princess Celestia, Sex, Main 6, Profanity, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Human, Nurse Redheart, Romance, Anon, Princess Cadance, Comedy
Length: 5194

A Human Falls from the sky into Equestia. Need I say more?

this story revolves around an idea that I had, Of a Normal Human ending up in a world like this, how would he react? What would he do? It’s time to find out.

Also I must say I am new to this platform so if my writing isn’t up to FimFicton standards I apologize.

Published 2019-01-24 03:50:01 UTC
Last updated 2019-02-01 03:56:35 UTC

Chapter One: Dead On Arrival

The Storm came, strong and with an otherworldly force. The rain bellows and drizzled the earth with the tears of the heavens. As the sky was dark, a beam of light glared out of it, as if a beacon of hope for those lost would make their way towards it. As the light shines brighter and brighter. The sky itself tore. Like a crack in a wall. The sky opened up slightly. As a figure falls from the cracks. Landing in the deep darkness of the forest within. Some figures approached the crash site. And saw with their very eyes what it came to be. A Human.

The gleam of the sun on his face started to irritate him. His face squinting and moving as his eyes slowly opened. Seeing the ceiling of a white room. Smaller than expected. The bed he lies in smooth and with a sheet of a tougher fabric than lost beds. His groans fill the somewhat empty room as he sits up. Holding his head. His eyes scan the room. Nothing too significant to understand. A window shows him the outside world, His feet left the bed as he stood up. Feeling a draft as he’s wearing the same attire a hospital patient would wear. His clothes. Gone.

“Geez, what a night, how did I end up in the hospital? Shit..” he uttered from lips lips as he walked to the window. His eyes opened with quirk speed. As his mouth opened.

“What, The...hell?” Agape as he stared at what was outside. Ponies, troting, talking, laughing, some flying around. His mind in a daze as his hand touched the window. Seeing if this is just a Dream. But it’s not, the cold of the floor on his feet. The feeling of the warm glass against his fingers. His other hand grabs his stomach. Feeling butterflies in them as his realization of how the world works has been shattered like glass. His reality is hurt even more once the sounds of someone, or something speaks.

“Good you’re awake!” He hears, hishead quickly jerks around to see a, pony. Her big eyes are a shade of Moderate violet, a Greyish Purple Coat. Her mane a beautiful array. Her big oval eyes looked happily at him. And so did her horn gleam with a soft purple. His body was in a sill frame of fear, fear of the unknown. As he clearly was about to lose his mind.

“W-what!? What are you?! Who are you?!? Where am I?!?” He yells as he backs to a Corner. The Pony walking over. Concern gleamed on her face as the human looked into her eyes. “You must be scared, you’re going to be okay. I won’t hurt you.” She reassures him as she smiles. Seeing his face hidden in his arms. Not knowing what’s going to happen.

“I’ll introduce myself, My Name is Twilight Sparkle” She says. Smiling as He lowered his guard. He replies shakily, not knowing what’s going on.

“I’m, A-non..” he murmurs as she smiles. “That’s a nice name, do you know how you got here Anon?” She asks as he looks down. Processing the past few hours.

“I, went to bed in my room. There was this bad storm, I felt like I was falling. A flash of light. And I woke up here..” he says. Looking at her.

“That’s, odd. We had a storm yesterday. And you fell from the sky around the same time. Perhaps that’s why you’re here! But it could be a coincidence.” She says as she trots to the window and looks out of it. The sun gleamed on her face her face was elegant, beautiful, kind. Granted, your eyes were focusing on another part of her body.

“How can a pony have such a thick..-“ She turns to him as he can see, he has nothing to fear from her.

“I assume you’re pretty confused huh? We are as well, you’re, so different~” she says, with a somewhat, lustful tone. As if her interest in him, isn’t just scientific. But something more, experimental.

“W-where am I?” He asks, standing up as the hight difference between them is easily seen. His chest meets her eyes as they move up to meet his gaze as she replies.

“You’re in Ponyville Hospital! You had a bad fall. A few cracked ribs, turns out your body has a few bones similar to ours. So Doctor Horse fixed you up Just Fine.” She says. As you can’t help but find that name Somewhat Comedic.

“Dr, Horse?” You say as she nods. A small smile emerges from your face. Taking a deep breath, you take a moment to try and comprehend what’s going on.

“So, what’s going to happen now? Can I get home?” He asks. She takes a moment to think. And then gives him an answer he, didn’t expect.

“Probably. But I’m sure it’s going to take a while to figure out how you actually got here. I’m sure princess celestia would like to meet you. And so would my friends!” She says happily gazing into your eyes. She motions you over with her hoof as you approach her. She motions you again to kneel down. And whispers into your ear. As if she’s wants to keep what she’s saying a secret

“Would you mind letting me research your body?” She asks as you look at her, with more confusion than most. You reel back and look at her.

“Um, what kind of research?” You asks as she gets all Gitty.

“For a book! And Because this is the first time we’ve had contact with this kind of. Thing?, sorry, but, what are you?” She asks as you look down and back up to her.

“I’m a human..you’ve, never seen a human?” You asks as she shakes her head.

“Nope, this is the first. We have so much to learn! So, would you Please Let me study you?” She asks. The adorable smirk she gives melts your heart as you smile. And accept

“Okay Okay Twilight, fine. Study away”

Chapter Two: Grand Theft Autumn

“Ow! That hurt!”

“Sorry!”

Twilight pokes the Human with a syringe, clearly for medical purposes and not her own nefarious purposes, he relaxes as he sighs. Sitting on the hospital bed. Who looks reluctant to even speak as her horn glows with a powerful radiance. After taking a few “measurements”. The rest can continue at a later time.

“Great! Now it’s time to show you to Princess Celestia!”

“What? Is that like the pope of your world? Or maybe she grabbed all the Infinity Stones?” He asks as he stands up. Reaching for his clothes as he turns to the Purple bundle of joy. It’s an awkward silence, until he of course pipes up.

“Could you, turn around or something? I’m gonna change clothes” he says as she tilts her head, confused by his request.

“Why? They’re just clothes.” She says

“Yeah but, I don’t want you to see me naked...” he replies as she tries to make him feel better.

“But I’m naked” she replies as he sighs. Facepalming with a hard slap.

“That, Is a fair point, but just turn around okay?” He pleads as she shrugs her shoulders somehow and nods. Turning around as he pulls off the hospital gown. Exposing his body to the warmth of the room. Twilight taps her hoof. Slightly impatient As she faces the wall. The tapping gets a bit quicker as her curiosity begins to ponder. Wondering what he could be hiding under those clothes. It slowly creeps into her mind as she slowly tilts her head around. His back turned to her as she gets a full view of a humans muscular alignment. From the sleek muscles to the soft yet powerful texture.

A shade of pink arises from her cheeks as she quickly darts her head forward. As his jeans wrap around his body and his shirt as well. He turns around to see the plot of this story. A shade of red creeps on his face as he looks away. Coughing softly.

“I’m uh, ready..” he speaks, as if his voice is trying its hardest not to crack and seem girlish. Twilight turns to him and gives him a reassuring smile. He had no idea what was to come. And neither does she.

Opening the door and heading through the halls of the Hospital. Clearly a few Ponies and Stallions glance at him. Confused on what he actually is. He can feel the judgement. Which he can only assume once he gets outside, is going to get so much worse.

As they step out of the hospital. The one thing that instantly catches his eye. The beauty of this world, it’s beigjt vibrant colors. Smell of joy and love as the sky is a shade of a sublime blue radiance. He took in the air. Feeling the freshness within his lungs as he exhales. It was all cut off by the looks a few gave.

As he follows Twilight, his eyes dart and glaze over the beautiful world, even if it’s something that he didn’t expect. The stone placed sidewalk feels even happier than most. His eyes slowly begging to focus on the pony he’s following, watching twilights Tail swaying each time her legs move. You can’t help but see how, softly enticing the way she moved, but did you come here for the Plot or the PLOT?

“So, When you meet princess celestia, you have to be cordial and kind. She’s a lovely Lady. I’m her Star Pupil!”

“You sound confident in her. That’s good. What was her name again?”

“Celestia”

Oh, like "celestial", derived from Latin "caelum," meaning "sky" or "heaven".

“Really? That makes so much sense! She raises the sun and she’s the greatest!” Twilight exclaims happily as Anon follows. Hands in his pockets and keeping jis distance from any other ponies.

“So, how do I reach This Celestia?” He asks. She stops and points her hoof to a beautifully crafted carriage. Being pulled by two stallions. By their royal armor and it’s design. They’re Serving a highly impressive and important person.

“That’s how, Canterlot is The city that holds the castle. Of course we can’t fly. So we’re talking the carriage!”

As they head inside. It’s, more comfortable than expected. As the stallions flow their wings and fly. Anon can feel the air under the carriage. They’re flying. For now.

“They, can fly... that’s something I didn’t expect”

“Well they’re not the only ones. You’ll meet Rainbow Dash! She’s so cool!”

“Really? With a name like ‘Rainbow Dash’ I can only assume she is”

“And She loves odd things. Especially the things she can-“

They feel the ground as they look out of the carriage door. Seeing they’ve landed in Canterlot. A beautiful city with an elegant array of life. And the best part of it, the castle that overlooks Ponyville.

They reached the castle. The design reminded him of a beautiful cathedral that was guarded one by a dragon slayer and an exocutioner. The white tile and beautiful pillars of strone Gave the hall a stroke of beauty. And the large door. A preparation for what was to come.

“Now, when the door opens, bow, it’s the respectful thing to do” Twilight says as Anon seem less than impressed

“Yeah Yeah, don’t worry when we see her I’ll bow and kiss her-“

As the door opens. Anon And Twilight enter as his eyes hit her.

She stood firmly at her throne. As Anon gazed upon a literal goddess, her Perfect eyes, a Pale, light grayish magenta.

Her Mane, Flowing like an endless rainbow of Light cerulean, a Light turquoise, a Very light cobalt blue and a line of Pale heliotrope, Her Coat, a Light fuchsiaish gray. Her beautiful wings expand like an angels wings. Her Crowm and Necklace both hold a soul stealing purple gem. She’s. Beautiful.

She stands up, her sheer size towers above most ponies. Her soft smile. And even her eyelids make his heart flutter. So shy.

“Welcome, Anon” she softly utters.

“I....i.....i....” Anon continues to studder, completely taken aback. This is truly his grand Atake

“I what?” Twilight asks

“I think, I’m in love...”

End of Chapter 2

Chapter Three: Noboy Puts baby in the Corner

Anon gazed at the goddess that is Celestia. Her soft and gorgeous eyes were a fixation to him. He bowed, not out of royalty, but the fact his knees became weak seeing her. Twilight does as well with a more Cordial way.

“Princess Celestia. I have brought the human Anon as you requested”

Celestia leaves her throne to approach the human as her radiance glows like the sun. Her warm presence causes a gleam in anons eye. Her beauty overshadowing even the darkness nights, she was truly a goddess in this world. Her stature was clearly fancy. As he caught her eye as well, but perhaps not the way she invisioned.

“So you must be Anon, the ‘Human’ that was found in the forest. It’s good to see you’re still, well”

Anon tries to respond. But only love stuck gibberish comes from it. Mostly childish giggles that end up with him smiling like an idiot. Twilight stands up and tries to calm the situation. Hoping his ignorance was simply for show.

“Forgive him Princess, he’s a little bit clumsy, sorry!”

“Oh, I do not mind it, in fact I find it, cute.”

Anon gets red in the cheeks as he stammers even more. Blinking like a deer in headlights as Celestia finds his dismay amusing. But to a comical sense, she’s not evil. Celestia leans in a bit as her warm presence sends he hairs on Anons neck to stiffen. She’s even more beautiful up close as her hair flow radiantly in the soft gale of wind coming from the windows. Her intense glare is heart warming.

“You, Anon are the first human to appear in our world. Simply incredible. Your design and body structure has fascinated our medical ponies. You truly are a wonderous being. But your intentions are not, clear. Perhaps we can discuss this somewhere in private, Guards, will you please Escort Anon and I to my royal bedroom. I wish to speak with him about, private information”

The guards understand her order and approach him. He rises as she makes her way into her royal bedroom. Before she does, she turns to twilight.

“Wait right there, we shall not be long, trust me~”
She utters as Anon follows the Princess. As he does, her mane riadiates. His eyes slowly gained more interest in her lower region. The massive plump of sun on her backside. As his eyes focused solely on that, rather actually seeing where hes going.

“So Anon, what do you think of the facilities that Canterlot Provides?”

“I, think they’re Ass- I mean astronomical. *sigh* that work of art, if I could be so grossly incandescent..”

“Yes, The glass painting is beautiful isn’t it?”

As they reach the doors. Her horn glows with a aura. As it opens, she trots in. She turns around as she gives you a certain, “join me” look. He steps in as the door closes, her attention is turns to the bed as she crawls upon it, resting. Her eyes focused on him.

“Tell me, what do you think of Twilight Sparkle? Isn’t she such a sweetheart, dedicated to her friends and love, it’s beautiful. She’s a fantastic student, but I’m more interested in you. A Human has arrived and in our world, but your intentions are unclear. You could be here to destroy everything we have created. But you seem to, cute, to do that. Perhaps there is way for you to sway my opinion on you?”

She coyly turns her head to him as her eyelashes flutter. As if her flirting level isn’t on full. Celestia, a Princess with a fetish for Other species. How, quaint and oddly convenient. Anon is stunned by her language, the way she talked. The way she held herself in such a high reguard.

“Y-yeah, I could try and do that”

“Good, good, perhaps it’s best should be shown our world. I’m sure Twilight has something for you, when you get aqainted to this world, please, stop by and allow us to get, closer~”

She said with such a tone it made his heart melt. And his mind numb to her clear advances.

“Now, go. I’ll be waiting Ta Ta”

Anon exits the room. Twilight waiting in the hall. Her hoof tapping the floor as their reflections show on the smooth and beautiful tile. She motions him over as she heads out of the castle and to her very special room, and by very special I mean her house of course. As the stone ground leads to the home.

“So, What did you two talk about?” She asks, slightly pestering for information she probably shouldn’t know. Anon is slightly stunted by it, not knowing wether to tell Twilight the truth. That Celestia wants him to come back for what he can only assume is human Dick.

“She just welcomed me with open legs- I mean arms! Arms!...”

Twilight somehow didn’t see the blush on his face as their walking ends at the door of her home. With her horn glowing, the knob twists as the wooden door opens. She tots in first as Anon follows. Somewhat melancholy, not knowing what’s about to happen. Twilight leads him to her massive book collection.

“You, read a lot don’t you?” He says so calmly as she turns around and winks.

“Yup, knowledge is power! Now, for the rest of my resarch. I’m gonna need you to, well. Take your pants off”

“Yeah I think that’s from- Wait What?” He is stunned as she blushes slightly. Taking a deep breath as she stiffens a giggle. As if she’s trying to be sexy. But, ponies shouldn’t be sexy to Anon. He’s a human, but it’s getting harder to not see her in such a, light.

“Don’t worry, I won’t bite. I just need your, well what comes from you” She says.

Twilight sways her tail. Slowly circling around him as her fur brushed his pant leg. Her seductive eyes focus on whats making his pants stretch tighter.

“Well, Sit Down, we can begin”

Chapter Four: A little Less Sixteen Candles, a Little more Touch Me

Twilight moved her body against his flesh smoothly. As if she’s using her motions to entice and trap her prey. Her big purple eyes looked into his softly as she gleamed with a certain type of beauty that would make any man hard as stone. With enough force Anons Pants stiffen as The look of surprise on twilights face was more than enough for Anon. She motions him to slide them off. He grips the pockets of his jeans and with a slight shove they fall effortlessly to his ankles. His Manhood Flings out like a trapped animal—as The Look of surprise and arousal fills the eyes of the Pony.

“It-its so, Different, and Big, May I?” ’She asks pleadingly as he notices the shade of red on her cheeks. As her eyes focus on it, as if she’s in a trance. Approaching it slowly as her purse lips look ready to take action. Her lips softly meet his Tip with a soft kiss. Earning a soft groan from Anon as His focus is more on how soft her lips are. Her mouth opening as her tongue glides along the base of his cock. The smooth and long tongue sets the sensitive nerves on his cock I’m full force as his soft moan escapes his lips.

Twilight began to open her mouth. Slowly taking his cock down her throat, the warm and wet insides of slowly working her way down and down as he filled her muzzle with his Manhood his cock being tasted with soft licks from her tongue as she moved it deeper into her mouth bobbing her head with somewhat skill, even if she’s never seen a human cock she knows how to suck one with proficiency. Sending his body into bliss as his desperate moans signaling he’s ready to blast his load fully into her mouth and throat. She somewhat struggles to stuff the rest down, but I’d able to as his tip rubs against the back of her throat.

He feels in it his stomach as the sensation is bubbling until it reaches a desperate climax. His dick cocking back and firing load after load of his hot seed right in the back of her throat. Feeling the amount of air lost she pulls off his white coated cock as she gasps for air. Panting as some of his seed drops from her mouth. She takes a deep breath and with a loud *Gulp* she swallows her “Sample” effortlessly. A soft giggle comes from the pony as she looks into Anon’s eyes.

“It was, sweeter than I thought, well I’ll need another sample tomorrow~” she says as she turns around to clean her mouth, his focused turned on her plot, gazing lower to see her glistening marehood. Dripping wet as it winks at him— as if it’s telling him to come and use this hole as well. His cock stiffens back up as if he used the Yu Gi Oh card “Monster Revived” as he approaches the rear of the purple pony. Gripping her plot. She gasps slightly as she looks back. Cheeks still red.

“W-what are you— oh!~” his tongue lapis against her folds as he laps up the sweet nectar she produces as her hind legs shake and shiver as he’d mind goes numb, only able to comprehend a few words as she softly utters. “deeper~” as his tongue slurps away. And his finger slowly traces along her pussy. And slowly pushed in as she gets a first taste of the effectiveness of what humans call “Fingers”— moving in and out as she pants. Soft eyed as she enjoys it much more than expected. He pushed in another finger as her vocal range gets much higher from the change.

“Oh Fuck, Mmh!”..Her breath heavy and hard as her tail lifts effortlessly as Her moans fill his ears like music to his ears. His tongue and fingers slide out as she gasps from the loss of his tongue. Which will be replaced by something much better. His hands grip her plot tighter as his tip aims against her dripping and sensitive marehood. And with one thrust he plunges into he deepest and more prominent depths. His cock effortlessly entering her folds as her pussy welcomes him.

His motion is slow at first, seeing how deep he can go as his tip slowly pushes in and hits the entrance to her womb. As he pulls out he thrusts faster, his cock rubbing against her walls as her hind legs get more and more numb as she makes a few yelps as his hand firmly slaps her plot. Twilight enduring his strength as her crotch is feeling his balls tap with each heavy thrust. She takes the submissive side as he allows Anon to Rut her.

Harder and harder as his tip hits the entrance to her womb as his balks begin to tighten up. Her pussy getting tighter as they both begin to reach a desperate finish. Feeling the climax coming as his grunts sound off.

“Twilight, I’m gonna-“ he pants like a dog as his tongue is out. With a low and soft growl she commands him with her Walls clenching down.

“F-fuck, do it, cum inside me, paint my walls white with your hot seed~” she utters strongly as she gets exactly what she wanted. With one final slam his balls drain as he cums, blasting his load inside as the hot, thick and sweet seed fills her walls. She gasps as her walls clench down, draining it all away as her warm pussy takes it all in. Bucking hard as he pants. Punning his cock out as it makes a soft sound exiting her. As he slumps down. He seats as he looks to the ceiling, contemplating what he just did. As twilight slumps on the floor- ass up as his hot seed drips out of her. Her second sample clearly was more than what she wanted.

His mind in a daze, until he takes a moment to actually think about it.

“Huh, I fucked a horse, and I liked it” he says under his breath as twilight slowly stands up, legs shaking as she turns to him with a flirty smirk.

“Well, that was...hot~...I think that’s enough for today, can I count on you tomorrow?~”

He nods as she smiles wide. Walking over and lying her head on his chest as she closes her eyes. The sun setting on this ending, of this plot. As he sets his eyes on every plot in the land.

Chapter Five: What a Catch Donnie

Being the first human in equestria has had some ups, and downs overall. The confusion and dismay that Anon creates by simply existing was something he couldn’t control, nor did he want. Regardless of everything that’s happened, clinging on to the ideal that one day he could leave this place, meant something to him. And it meant much more to the Citizens of Equestria that he’s met. And will meet.

“Why do I have to go to a Tailor?” Anon questions as he follows twilight through the Town full of love and rainbows. His arms folded annoyed as his bed hair is ruffled. As she just pulled him out of bed, the morning sun gleams and shines upon the world. The time is around 7 in the morning, granted he wanted to sleep in for today, since his life is completely upside down, arriving in a world full of talking horses. It overlooks them all as Twilight Cheerily informs him of who they’re going to meet.

“Well, I’m sure you’d like some different clothes since you might be here for a while.” She utters as they approach a beautiful store. Granted everything in this world had a quirky color pallet but Anon could at least appreciate what it was trying to do. The Caousel Boutique. Cute name.

“And, who am I going to meet in here?” She utters as the door opens. A Pony with a soft light grey Coat, her eyes a shade of Moderate azure, her curled Mane a beautiful Moderate indigo. She spoke with such a, way that spoke fashion and elegance. Rarity.

“Oh, so this is the Human you talked about this morning Twilight, he’s so Magnifique!” She utters with her purse lipes.

“Oh tu parles francais?” Anon asks as Rarity is surprised, she gleams with a sense of connection as she nods.

“Oui! Oui! je fais!” She says and turns to twilight, her eyes gleaming as she lightly taps her shoulder.

“You did not tell me your friend was so, versatile with his words alone~” she says as Anon picks up on the way the words exited her lips. His focus turns to Twilight as he tilts his head slightly. She whistles away and attempts to change the conversation to take the heat off her.

“So Rarity, I believe Anon here needs measurements for his clothes” she says as Rarity nods Eager to begin.

“Come, come. It will not be long” she trots into the back room. Seeing the mannequins of stallions and mares. Seemingly some ponies wear clothing. Interesting, Anon enters the backroom. The area isn’t crumpled with litter, but it has a few lying strings of material, ranging from cloth to linens to silk. And all in between.

“Now, I have to get your measurements. Your body is, much harder for me to measure effectively due to your, “size”. She utters with a wink. Anons eyes sharpen as he jerks his head back to Twilight as she blushes, looking away as if she’s trying her hardest to not get in trouble. She slowly slips away as Anon stands and extends his arms for the mare to measure him accordingly.

“Mrs Rarity” he asks as she firmly retorts.

“It is simply, Rarity” she says, a bit of, annoyance in her voice.

“Oh, my apologies, I assumed you were, married you seem beautiful enough to be” He says as she can’t help but turn red at the sight as she must keep her professionalism. But he’s definitely becoming a catch Donnie.

“Well, aren’t you the flirt? Twilight told me you were excellent at that” she continues to measure his legs, from the ankle to his thigh. Her tale moving closer and closer. Anon is on full alert as he asks.

“What, what else did Twilight say about me?” He asks as Rarity measures, not taking your question seriously.

“She mostly went on about how different and unique you are. Mostly about the medical exam she made you undergo. I heard it was extensive, but that is all she told me, what, did something happen?~”

“W-what? No, not at all” he replies as Rarity grins deviously. She stops as her horn glows. Writing down the measurements for his attire. Granted the numbers are extreme compared to most. But he could at least fit something in her Boutique. She turns to him, her eyes locked on his as she smirks.

“Since I Have your full attention. I want to know something.” She asks as he nods. Accepting what ever she could ask.

“You slept with her, didn’t you?”

“I. . . Yeah.”
He says, his head low as Rarity grins. Being a very gossipy mare. And with something like this, she cannot help but find so much interest within it.

“ how scandaleux! Twilight sparkle with the new human in Equestria.” She giggles as she motions you to relax.

“I know it’s none of my business, but perhaps you should take it slower? I’m sure we mares are not here just for your pleasure. I know many would agree to “Take it Slow”, perhaps you should, just a thought of course”.

You do as she finishes up the measurements. Leading you out of the backroom. Twilight waiting as she’s reading the newest issue of Ponies and Prejudice.

“Your garments shall be here tomorrow, thank you for bringing your friend here Twilight, a fantastic model” she utters as twilight nods.

“Thank you so much Rarity. I’ll make sure to bring him along tomorrow!”

“Au revoir!”

Twilight and Anon exit as Rarity watches them leave.

“Lucky Mare...” She says with a hint of jealousy and continues her work.

As twilight and Anon stroll the sidewalk. He turns to his friend and asks again.

“So, What now exactly” he asks as she stops and point her hoof to a farm overlooked by the position they’re in. A large amount of trees can be seen faintly from the position.

“That’s our next stop, Apple Acres”

End of chapter five.

And yes, I do name my chapters after fall out boy songs.