Pop My Cherry, Nonnie!

Pinkie wants you to pop her cherry for the sexicle stuff. Well, that's what you thought at first.

Most people would dive in on writing a PronkAnon clop!fic.
Most people.

Fair warning, yeah, Pinks is really only in at the end. Just couldn't think of a better title, so don't assume she's like, the main main mare, y'know?
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You are Anon, the sole human of Equestria. It's been quite some time since you've been stuck in this cesspool of gay rights and rainbow flags. So much time, that you've finally cracked, you've officially decided you need that horse poon.

Luckily for you, Pronka offers herself as ~~sacrifice!~~ a willing partner! She's even a virgin, so that's cool that she trusts you enough to pop her cherry.

You're a fucking idiot.

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I swear to God I didn't crack and write a clopfic. Honest, scout's honour, I was never in the boy scouts, I promise.

Unedited because I care enough to reveal my shitty self to all of you.

Enjoy!