A Marewolf Haiku

by Dr Freaky

Rating: mature
Tags: Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark, Alternate Universe, Dinky Hooves, Tragedy, Horror, Derpy Hooves, Violence, Death
Length: 1434

Dear haiku journal, I think I killed some ponies. That was no dog bite.

Dear haiku journal,
I think I killed some ponies.
That was no dog bite.

This story contains the poetic musings of a mailmare who, after being bitten by a rabid dog, discovers that she is actually now a marewolf.

This story is inspired by the greatest werewolf story of all time "Werewolf Haiku" in which a amazing story of the mental changes of a newly bit werewolf are told in nothing but haiku's. This story may have a non-haiku sequel depending on how it is received and the title image is only a placeholder but only after its rewrite.

Published 2019-06-13 04:30:02 UTC
Last updated 2019-08-11 06:05:47 UTC

Day At The Market

Dear haiku journal,

today I went to get food

for our dog Bubbles!

I met Fluttershy

at the market today

and she was helpful!

She had bought extra

dog food by accident and

was willing to share.

I really owe her,

but she insisted that she

did not need my help.

As always she is

so polite and asked me how

my dog was doing.

I told her Bubbles

was doing great and that this

food would make her day.

She seemed really happy

that I said that and after

that we parted ways.

Our dogs breed is a

Shih Tzu and we just love her

so, so, so, SO much.

Geez, that was my worst

haiku I have written yet,

dear haiku journal.

Bubbles is around

ten years old and is doing

well for dogs her age.

When Dinky was born,

I wanted her to have a

loyal friend with her.

Bubbles has done her

job beautifully and has

always loved us.

In fact... she's sitting

in my lap as I write in

your pages right now!

I am using her

back as a sort of table

but she doesn't care.

Oops, just realized

that I forgot to fill her

dish now that I am back.

Good thing I have you,

or I would have forgotten

to feed her kibble.

It is getting late,

soon I will need to pick up

dinky from her school.

I bid you farewell,

dear helpful haiku journal!

see you tomorrow!

Hello again friend!

Remember how I had said

see you tomorrow?

Guess what? I just lied!

Well... I forgot actually

but Dinky told me.

Apparently the

Summer Sun Celebration

is only tonight!!!

I totally had

forgotten because I have

been busy with mail!

Now I have to work

fast to get everyponies

mail before tonight!

This will be hard but

I need to be with Dinky

when the sun rises.

This will be her first time

seeing the celebration

for herself with me.

I need to go now

as I must make haste unless

I don't want my job.

See you tomorrow,

my dear haiku journal and

this time its for real!

Aftermath

We are all alive!

Apparently six ponies

managed to stop her.

I have never been

so happy to be alive!

I cried afterward.

I think Dinky was

pretty confused and scared too.

Thought it was our end...

Strangely everything

has gone back to how it was

before Nightmare Moon.

I haven't heard how

they stopped her besides rumors.

I'm a nice mare but...

After what nearly

happened, I hope that they sent

her to tartarus.

Dear haiku journal,

today I had some time to

walk Dinky to school.

She still seemed bothered

by something so I asked

her about last night.

Dinky said she was

ok and that this was about

something else entirely.

As her mother I

was worried but I respect

Dinky's privacy.

I dropped her off

and gave her the lunch I made

for her before school.

She took it and looked

Extremely depressed but she

went to school anyway.

I do hope she does

Decide to tell me what’s wrong but

If she wants I’ll wait.

I did my normal

Route today and carried some

Really heavy stuff.

I have never seen

My manager so happy

After my deliveries!

She said if I keep

This up I might get a raise!

This is such great news!

Apparently some

Ponies are reconnecting

With distant loved ones,

Nightmare moon affected all

Of Equestria in a huge way

And for the better.

So there has been much

More business then usual,

Therefor more money.

I can’t wait to tell

Dinky and Bubbles about

What just transpired!

I told them and they

were so happy! Dinky was

basically dancing!

Bubbles was happy

too and wagging her tail with

us on the sofa.

I promised them I

would work even harder to

make our lives better!

Dinky said I did

not have to promise because

she already knew.

I decided to

sleep in and get ready for

tomorrows mail.

Good night dear journal,

I shall write in your pages

some time tomorrow.

Beginning

Dear haiku journal,

this is my very first entry!

My name is Derpy!

I got this journal

at the reopened library,

just across the road.

The new owner must

be rich or from canterlot.

They had lots of bits.

The librarian

was a purple unicorn

with a pet dragon.

The unicorn was

quite distracted and did not

help me find my books.

She just kept mumbling

to herself about the moon

and the world ending.

The dragon was nice

and unlike the unicorn,

had better manners.

He was only a baby

but he still scared me a little.

He had such sharp teeth!

He called himself Spike

and he showed me this book.

He said it was mine.

Spike told me that a

"pink pony" dropped it off.

I can guess who.

Apparently she

told spike to give it to me,

that I would need it.

I took it but I

forgot to get the books that

I had come there for.

A shame but I have

not exactly had much bit's

on myself lately.

I have never had

a journal or diary,

even as a foal.

Perhaps that's why I

kept this book and not hoofed

it over to Dinky.

I have been sadder

then normal recently

due to my day job.

I have heard writing

can make you feel better and

helps to clear your head.

So I decided

to try my hoof at

some writing for once.

It is difficult

to write with my mouth,

It will take practice.

The art of haiku,

five syllables then seven

and then back to five.

As I write haiku's,

of my life in your pages,

I eat a muffin.

I just love muffins!

They always taste delicious-

except raisins. Blegh!

I have packed some

food for my daughter dinky

for when she gets home.

I packed her very

favorite type of muffin,

blueberry muffins!

I am glad we both

enjoy the same types of food.

Muffins are cheap.

I must say goodbye,

dear haiku journal.

See you very soon!

Author's Note

Soo... what do you think? This will seriously pick up later but for now I just wanted an introduction to what type of story this is.
By the way, if you haven't read the original book then I'll just warn you that this book will get really REALLY dark!

The End Is Neigh

Something bad happened,

I fear it may be the end.

I am terrified.

Last night I went with

Dinky to see the summer

sun celebration.

Our princess never

appeared to raise the

sun for all of us.

Instead in her place

was a horrible monster,

an evil alicorn.

She claimed to be our

new queen and that it would be

night time forever.

The royal guards tried

to stop her but she struck them

down with lightning.

I'm inside of a

hidden bunker under the

town hall with Dinky.

Other ponies are

with us and sit in the dark

wondering whats next.

I hold my daughter

against my side as she shakes

in fear of the dark.

Its really still night!

She wasn't lying at all!

Were going to die!

What do I tell her?!

I can't just tell Dinky that

we will die tonight!

A bunch of ponies

got together and found out

that we will soon freeze.

They said without sun,

that there won't be enough heat

to keep eques warm.

Blankets are already

being passed out and it feels

really cold already.

I snuck out and now

I'm in a lot of trouble

with everypony.

We didn't have enough

blankets for every pony

so I got them some.

I let in a bunch

of coldness in from outside

though by accident.

Even with blankets,

somehow it feels colder then

it had been before.

If it is ok,

can I let Dinky write in

you for a little while?

Oh, wait your a book.

You can't talk or have opinions.

Won't really matter.

i like to make art

and i like eating muffins!

my mom is awesome!

violets are red,

berries are blue,

my first haiku!

Well, thats Dinky's first

haiku and thats pretty good

for just her first try.

See you soon... or not.

If we don't make it then I

guess that means were dead.